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Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:05 PM
Need answers?

Marc with a c
06-13-2008, 08:06 PM
what color shirt are you wearing?

Kevin
06-13-2008, 08:06 PM
Why is Gvac so angry???

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:06 PM
White ... man-white ... t-shirt

Hottub
06-13-2008, 08:07 PM
What song is it you wanna hear?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:08 PM
Why is Gvac so angry???

Well ... Gvac has to cart his balls around in a wheel barrel ... any questions?

Fallon
06-13-2008, 08:08 PM
How you doin'?

Devo37
06-13-2008, 08:08 PM
why do they put mayo on a BLT???

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:08 PM
What song is it you wanna hear?

Hmm ... hmm ..... "Hope" by Rush

Kevin
06-13-2008, 08:08 PM
Well ... Gvac has to cart his balls around in a wheel barrel ... any questions?

Wise drunk Rooster is.

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:09 PM
why do they put mayo on a BLT???



Cuz they lie to you ... it's America ... take a number

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:11 PM
How you doin'?

No .. no .... no ... how YOU doin'?

Marc with a c
06-13-2008, 08:11 PM
what does your belly button smell like?

Fallon
06-13-2008, 08:11 PM
No .. no .... no ... how YOU doin'?

I'm sober.

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:11 PM
what does your belly button smell like?

Gold.

Marc with a c
06-13-2008, 08:12 PM
what is your first memory?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:14 PM
what is your first memory?

Starting from the womb? Red ambient light ... and a hum.

Gvac
06-13-2008, 08:15 PM
Why do you disappear on us and reappear only periodically?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:15 PM
I'm sober.

Ever since the Pats lost?
((OHHHH!)

Fallon
06-13-2008, 08:17 PM
Ever since the Pats lost?
((OHHHH!)

The Celtics are taking that pain away.

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:17 PM
Why do you disappear on us and reappear only periodically?

The space-time continuum ... it's kinda technical?

Need help with your balls? That wheel barrel looks like it needs tradin' in for a Honda Ridgeline (Product Placement).

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:17 PM
The Celtics are taking that pain away.

Yeah ... but ....

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:23 PM
Why's this place kinda lame lately?


oh, well rooster, Gvac's nuts are in a one-wheeled cart and Heckler has been MIA since some time mid-2003.

Marc with a c
06-13-2008, 08:25 PM
chocolate or vanilla?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:27 PM
chocolate or vanilla?

Chocolate ... or as I like to order it ... CHOCK --OOOOHHH---LAAAAAAHHT!

jonyrotn
06-13-2008, 08:28 PM
How many shots does it take to get to the bottom of a bottle of Tito's vodka?

Marc with a c
06-13-2008, 08:29 PM
loofa, washcloth or straight bar?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:30 PM
How many shots does it take to get to the bottom of a bottle of Tito's vodka?

Tito's? Sounds like my first college room mate's bottle ... and that mutha never shared ... so zero.

Marc with a c
06-13-2008, 08:31 PM
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21513/normal_adriana%20lima.jpg

or

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/heidiklum/heidiklum300.jpg

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:31 PM
loofa, washcloth or straight bar?

Ummm .... bar soap ... but ... Marc ... is there something you wanna tell me?

jauble
06-13-2008, 08:31 PM
Who is the worst board character?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:32 PM
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21513/normal_adriana%2520lima.jpg&imgrefurl=http://hotsexycelebritygallery.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html&h=400&w=320&sz=27&hl=en&start=28&um=1&tbnid=dO_rbIFIZyt44M:&tbnh=124&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dadriana%2Blima%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D 20%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfire fox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3DHUN%26sa%3DN

or

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/heidiklum/heidiklum300.jpg

Wait ... is this the Joker i the next Batman flick?

Shit ... i better answer ... no ... it the Breck girl gone wrong.

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:33 PM
Who is the worst board character?


Selfishly ... probably one of the wannabes ... you know Gbac ... R00ster ... J@uble .... one of them ...

wannabes

Marc with a c
06-13-2008, 08:34 PM
have you ever jumped out of a plane?

jauble
06-13-2008, 08:34 PM
Best type of ethnic food?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:35 PM
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/21513/normal_adriana%20lima.jpg


Want to touch the heine ...

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:37 PM
Best type of ethnic food?

Knish ... c'mon ... real questions now ... such as ... hwo do we enter the wormhole of cygnus x-1 ... or what do women do with the old panties they decard when they but new ones at Victoria's Secret?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:38 PM
have you ever jumped out of a plane?


Yes ... several times ... next question

jauble
06-13-2008, 08:40 PM
How many razor blades is too much for a decent shave 2,3,5 ??? These gillette people are out of control.

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:43 PM
How many razor blades is too much for a decent shave 2,3,5 ??? These gillette people are out of control.

3 ... any more and we might as well be swimming in some sort of torture chamber ... 5 blades!! ... shit ... sounds like a Bruce Lee flick

jonyrotn
06-13-2008, 08:44 PM
I like how Rooster pops his head out of the closet for a minute, starts a thread like this and post whores his way to a respectable count, then disapears like Keyser Sose..

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:45 PM
I like how Rooster pops his head out of the closet for a minute, starts a thread like this and post whores his way to a respectable count, then disapears like Keyser Sose..

Is there a question? No whore here, bro.

jauble
06-13-2008, 08:46 PM
I like how Rooster pops his head out of the closet for a minute, starts a thread like this and post whores his way to a respectable count, then disapears like Keyser Sose..

What do you mean like Keyser Sose? I think I saw him limp in here after getting out of a towncar.

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:46 PM
What do you mean like Keyser Sose? I think I saw him limp in here after getting out of a towncar.

Me too ... he was talking about a chinese joint

jauble
06-13-2008, 08:47 PM
When evolution is complete how many fingers/thumbs will we have per hand?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:48 PM
When evolution is complete how many fingers/thumbs will we have per hand?

Opposable thumbs on our feet ... and a chode tickler

jauble
06-13-2008, 08:49 PM
Which superpower is the worst?

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:50 PM
Which superpower is the worst?

Johnny Bad Breath

Captain Rooster
06-13-2008, 08:54 PM
Yawn ... later ... Out (whore) ... I guess.

jauble
06-13-2008, 08:56 PM
If you had to pick an animal to rule over the human race...which animal would be the best?

King Hippos Bandaid
06-13-2008, 10:02 PM
You think you can beat in thumb wrestling?

King Hippos Bandaid
06-13-2008, 10:34 PM
You think you can beat in thumb wrestling?


nice english, drunk

jauble
06-13-2008, 10:35 PM
nice english, drunk

I assumed you were speaking in broken english in a slavic accent?

Kevin
06-13-2008, 10:57 PM
I assumed you were speaking in broken english in a slavic accent?

Do you hhhhhhhhhave my maney?

biggestmexi
06-14-2008, 04:51 AM
in the TV drama/comedy series Scrubs. Why does J.D. not push Molly's hair out of her face?