Epschtein
06-11-2008, 01:40 PM
years ago you didnt have to be told that lava soap was made from actual volcanic by-products, it was readily apparent. back then a reasonable person could assume that making lava soap involved mixing up 90% sand, 10% paste, dying it green, forming it into bars, and then rolling the bars through finely ground glass.
it was the only bar of soap in history that could clean your hands and file down your nails at the same time.
sure 3 out 5 times you ended up bleeding a little. and yeah, once in a great while washing your hands would lead to stitiches. but you could also be wrist deep in sewage all day, get home and break out the lava soap, and be fingerbanging your best gal within 5 minutes. safe with the knowledge that the entire outer layer of skin on your hands had just been removed by good ol' lava soap.
they say today's lava soap is made of the same stuff, but anyone that uses it knows that isnt true. so either volcanoes have even gone soft in america these days, or the WD40 company is run by a bunch of liars.
either way, i dont like it one goddamn bit.
it was the only bar of soap in history that could clean your hands and file down your nails at the same time.
sure 3 out 5 times you ended up bleeding a little. and yeah, once in a great while washing your hands would lead to stitiches. but you could also be wrist deep in sewage all day, get home and break out the lava soap, and be fingerbanging your best gal within 5 minutes. safe with the knowledge that the entire outer layer of skin on your hands had just been removed by good ol' lava soap.
they say today's lava soap is made of the same stuff, but anyone that uses it knows that isnt true. so either volcanoes have even gone soft in america these days, or the WD40 company is run by a bunch of liars.
either way, i dont like it one goddamn bit.