Miracle Whip = Satan's Aids Infected Jizz Spread (A Judge Smails Production)

[Steels]

For years I have enjoyed this delicious alternative to "Hellman's Mayonnaise". Miracle Whip is actually less fattening and contains fewer calories than "Hellman's". The red specks that are visible in this mayonnaise is paprika which contributes to that famous "Tangy Zip" that us fans love. The condiment is marketed as a "Salad Dressing" but can easily be used on any foods that are elevated with mayo. Some of my favorite foods that work nicely with "Miracle Whip" are B.L.T's, potato, macaroni, egg and chicken salads, burgers, cheese steaks, sandwiches, coleslaw and crab cakes.

http://web.kraftfoods.com/miraclewhip/miraclewhip.html


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[TooCute]

I think Miracle whip is disgusting. I can't stand how it has that weird, sweet flavor. I also can't stand how on the west coast Hellman's Mayonnaise dressing is Best Foods Mayonnaise dressing, but that's a different thread.

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[Disúgrunútled]

How much did they pay you to advertise for them?

I am, and always will be,in a state of sulky dissatisfaction.

[Rancor6666]

mayo is disgusting. raw eggs and fat mixed together and slapped on bread. thats fukin nasty. you might as well make your own with a can of crisko and a dozen eggs. save time, money, and at least know where the salmonella came from.

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[Tall_James]

I think Miracle whip is disgusting. I can't stand how it has that weird, sweet flavor.
Agreed.

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[jocefus]

miracle whip is great... f' mayo

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[ADF]

I think it's a miracle that anyone eats that stuff. I used to be a big mayo fan, but I've weened myself off of it and now find it really greasy tasting. Bleh.

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[mikeyboy]

I don't like mayo much, and I really hate Miracle Whip.

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[kc7586]

miricla whip forever! whoo1 it just adds a good flavor to my sandwitches and various salads.

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"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Wormwood]

delicious alternative to "Hellman's Mayonnaise".
There's no such product.

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[StupidGirlllll]

Mr. Steels where u still up from the night b4 when u posted this?

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[DJEvelEd]

Instead of mayo, try salad dressing. Thousand Island works as a good substitute.

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[reeshy]

Thousand Island dressing on a roast beef and rye is simply heavenly!!!!!! (with a little cole slaw slabbed on there)

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[kc7586]

the only dressing i like on other foods than salad is ranch on pizza, damn thats good.

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I am woman hear me roar, bitch, and whine.

"Don't hold strong opinions about things you don't understand."

[Aggie]

kc-they put ranch on everything down here. pizza, fries, burgers, chicken fingers...i can't stand it.

i barely like mayo but i always use hellman's. i can stand miracle whip if it's in something like chicken salad where it adds a little more flavor, but i'm not a huge fan.

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[Steels]

Mr. Steels where u still up from the night b4 when u posted this?


It don't make ya a bad person..



I used to be a big mayo fan, but I've weened myself off of it and now find it really greasy tasting.

I too have been slowly but surely easing up on my intake. I still enjoy the flavor though and use it sparingly.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Gotta go with Too Cute and the rest who think this shit is
terrible. It's like Elf jizz or something.


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[Arienette]

i've never tasted it myself but, given the responses in this thread, i don't think i'm going to run out to do any time.. well... ever. ick. i'm not a huge mayo fan to begin with.

I used to be a big mayo fan, but I've weened myself off of it and now find it really greasy tasting. Bleh.i told you not to put it on your pasta. but do you ever listen to me? no. at least you learned your lesson.

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[SatCam]

I prefer Cool Whip. Whoops! Wrong topping

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[Judge Smails]

In my opinion there are two kinds of people in the world: there are the right minded and good hearted individuals who like mayonnaise, and then there are the misbegotten and confused few who have lost their way in life and have fallen under the hypnotic spell of the vomit in a jar that is Miracle Whip.

My wife, god love her, happens to be one of the lost souls. She HATES mayonnaise but puts Miracle Whip on everything. I would rather lick a dog's asshole than eat that vile crap. My love for her is such that I've been willing to overlook this character flaw, but our food generally needs to be segregated. This means that she has to make two separate bowls of macaroni salad for cookouts for example. I've even overlooked the fact that she has corrupted my children to also prefer the "salad dressing".

Today, I took my son fishing and my wife made us both sammiches to bring. Come lunchtime we open up the cooler and find that both sandwiches had (you guessed it) Miracle Whip on them. Seeing as there was no dog's asshole available at the time, I had no choice but to eat it.

When I asked my wife what happened she said she completely forgot that I didn't like Miracle Whip. C'mon? After twelve years of marriage. Anybody buying this? I think a divorce may be in order.

[BoondockSaint]

Divorce? I'd say murder! Miracle Whip is crap.

[drjoek]

A sandwich isn't a sandwich without Miracle Whip..
Nah I'm with Boondock Kill her

[Bulldogcakes]

Next time instead of Miracle Whip, tell her to use Cool Whip.

[led37zep]

Back in college I crashed at my friends house and all he had in his fridge was miracle whip for a sandwich. Never having it I figured it was just like mayo. FUCK NO! It was the worst thing I've ever tasted. I can't even compare it to anything...needless to say I slammed the remaining sandwich in his face, fucked his girlfriend and took his last beer. He needed to learn a lesson, and I was in a teaching mood.

[mikeyboy]

I hate both mayonaise and Miracle Whip. I've been known to substitute a ranch dressing for either in a tuna salad.

[PapaBear]

I love them both. But I gotta have mayo to dip my Chik Fil A waffle fries in. MMMMMMM.... Hardening arteriesssss.

[DonInNC]

Miracle Whip is nasty. Mayo has its place in small amounts. Deli mustard is king of the condiments.

[Death Metal Moe]

Miracle Whip is for the gays.

[PapaBear]

Miracle Whip is for the gays.
So, I have zing. What can I say?

[A.J.]

I hate both mayonaise and Miracle Whip.

Ditto. Most vile of the condiments.

[bigtim666]

Sorry boys miracle whip has half the calorie's and is a better condiment. 100/40 no contest

[Snacks]

Back in college I crashed at my friends house and all he had in his fridge was miracle whip for a sandwich. Never having it I figured it was just like mayo. FUCK NO! It was the worst thing I've ever tasted. I can't even compare it to anything...needless to say I slammed the remaining sandwich in his face, fucked his girlfriend and took his last beer. He needed to learn a lesson, and I was in a teaching mood.

That happened to me once. I never had miracle whip but thought it was mayo like helmans. So I made a sandwich, I took a bite and spit my food out of my mouth. I dont know why its called mirical whip because its no miracle its hell on earth. Its a miracle that people actually buy that shit.



I hate both mayonaise and Miracle Whip. I've been known to substitute a ranch dressing for either in a tuna salad.

thats sounds awful. The taste of ranch dressing has got to overpower the tuna so why not just chug a bottle of ranch and not waste the tuna?

[citymedic27]

Back in college I crashed at my friends house and all he had in his fridge was miracle whip for a sandwich. Never having it I figured it was just like mayo. FUCK NO! It was the worst thing I've ever tasted. I can't even compare it to anything...needless to say I slammed the remaining sandwich in his face, fucked his girlfriend and took his last beer. He needed to learn a lesson, and I was in a teaching mood.

first a couple man law violations; please see below.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.


great thread....

[hedges]

HAHAHAHA! Great thread! At first I thought you were talking about Cool Whip, that crap in a tupperware container. Miracle Whip, though....garbage as well.

[sailor]

mayo's nasty, but has it's place in small amounts (tuna salad, macaroni salad, etc.). i guess i've never had miracle whip. i always thought it was the same as mayo, as a few other have typed. now i'm scared.

[pete_in_NJ]

Miracle Whip is for P&P Loaf or Olive Loaf sandwiches. Helmans is for everything else!

[pete_in_NJ]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

[joethebartender]

Tell that bitch to "bring out the BEST!"
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/mayo.jpg

Love,
-Joe

[pete_in_NJ]

Tell that bitch to "bring out the BEST!"
http://www.indcjournal.com/archives/mayo.jpg

Love,
-Joe

Just a caution......He does have an evil twin! :ohmy:


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[cupcakelove]

Meh, I prefer mayonnaise, but I don't really mind either one.

[TheMojoPin]

I always have both on hand. I prefer MW for lunchmeat sandwiches, but the mayo gets used for everything else.

[EliSnow]

I grew up eating Miracle Whip. But hey, we were in Minnesota where they love the O & Aaaaaay.

[sailor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_Whip

really sounds very similar. still scared to try it, so i won't.

[Chigworthy]

Miracle whip is marketed as a salad dressing? Anyone who would put this festering hippo jizz on a salad should have their tongue pulled out by the roots. And while I was looking for miracle whip info, I found some mongoloid who claims that apples, bananas, and a steamy slop of Miracle Whip is a takeoff of the Waldorf salad:

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users10/cholmaneee/default/gallery-msg-114058419289-2.jpg

[Judge Smails]

HAHAHAHA! Great thread! At first I thought you were talking about Cool Whip, that crap in a tupperware container. Miracle Whip, though....garbage as well.


Did you say Cool HWIP? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNrZYlbgLr8)

[Giggle]

Miracle whip is marketed as a salad dressing? Anyone who would put this festering hippo jizz on a salad should have their tongue pulled out by the roots. And while I was looking for miracle whip info, I found some mongoloid who claims that apples, bananas, and a steamy slop of Miracle Whip is a takeoff of the Waldorf salad:

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users10/cholmaneee/default/gallery-msg-114058419289-2.jpg

I was thinking the same thing! Salad Dressing- it's crap. Hell in a jar.

[Hottub]

I think I was aboot 10 the last time I had Miracle Hwhip.
Chicken Roll on white toast with MW.

[DarkHippie]

i've never had Miracle Whip. I do, however, enjoy Satan's Aids infected Jizz.

[RoseBlood]

I'm to lazy and illiterate to read through this thread so if it's been said before it deserves repeating:

MAYO MIRACLE WHIP MUSTARD RELISH RANCH DRESSING AND VIRTUALLY ALL CONDIMENTS ARE GROSS.

I'D RATHER EAT SATAN'S AIDS INFECTED JIZZ SPREAD.

[FUNKMAN]

never tried it, don't believe in miracles or it's scummy whip

[led37zep]

I'D RATHER EAT SATAN'S AIDS INFECTED JIZZ SPREAD.


Does that come in a squeezable container?

[IMSlacker]

I haven't had Miracle Whip since I was a kid. I don't remember it being all that bad. Mayo, however, is the king of the condiments, followed closely by mustard. Not the fancy deli kind either, just plain old French's yellow mustard.

http://www.frenchsmustard.com/recipe/frenchs/images/prod_m_cy.jpg

[angrymissy]

mayo's nasty, but has it's place in small amounts (tuna salad, macaroni salad, etc.). i guess i've never had miracle whip. i always thought it was the same as mayo, as a few other have typed. now i'm scared.

This is my exact position on mayonnaise. I can have a small bit of it in tuna salad or macaroni salad, but on a sandwich or slathered onto anything, BLECH. Miracle Whip sounds even worse. IN fact, I think the only condiment I really eat is ketchup.

[Thrice]

I find it odd that in the year 2007 mayo put out by the same company still has two different names and the name by which you recognize it is solely dependent upon where you live in the country.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Hellmanns_Best_Foods.png

Either way it's still far superior to Miracle Whip.

[DonInNC]

At lunch today, I dipped my fries in mayo. It was surprisingly good.

[Fat_Sunny]

OK People, This Thread Is Completely Over-The-Top And Highly Insulting To The Condiment Lovers Of The World!

Point Of Fact: Here Are The Ingredient Lists For The Two Products:

Miracle Whip: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGG YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC.

Hellman's Mayonnaise: soybean oil, water, whole eggs and egg yolks, vinegar, salt, sugar, lemon juice, calcium disodium EDTA, and natural flavors

So What's The Big Difference??? Miracle Whip Is The Same As Hellman's, Except It Also Has:

A. Water...Natural, Healthy, Fresh-From-The-Spring Delicious Water.

B. Corn Syrup...Yum, Sweet And Healthily Delicious Syrup Made From Natural Corn, Or As Fat's People Prefer To Call It...Maize

C. Garlic...Mmmm Mama Mia, How Could Anyone Not Like Garlic? Are You All Anti-Italian?

Both Hellman's And Miracle Whip Are Extremely Delicious Products. F_S Could Make A Sandwich Of Either Of Them Alone!

[cupcakelove]

I'm to lazy and illiterate to read through this thread so if it's been said before it deserves repeating:

MAYO MIRACLE WHIP MUSTARD RELISH RANCH DRESSING AND VIRTUALLY ALL CONDIMENTS ARE GROSS.

I'D RATHER EAT SATAN'S AIDS INFECTED JIZZ SPREAD.

I used to work this guy, who one time when we went to lunch, ordered a burger with nothing on it. And I mean, nothing. No tomatoes, letuce, ketchup, just a burger patty and two buns. I thought it was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. I think condiments are fantastic, and the idea of eating anything pain is depressing.

[IMSlacker]

Both Hellman's And Miracle Whip Are Extremely Delicious Products. F_S Could Make A Sandwich Of Either Of Them Alone!

Or, you could make a sandwich with Hellman's on once slice of bread and Miracle Whip on the other! Bliss!

[cupcakelove]

Or, you could make a sandwich with Hellman's on once slice of bread and Miracle Whip on the other! Bliss!

Throw a slice of cheese between two, heat it up so the cheese melts a little, and you might be on to something.

[FUNKMAN]

Or, you could make a sandwich with Hellman's on once slice of bread and Miracle Whip on the other! Bliss!

Throw a slice of cheese between two, heat it up so the cheese melts a little, and you might be on to something.

and a few slices of crispy bacon

[cupcakelove]

and a few slices of crispy bacon

Ew

[drjoek]

Ew

Antisemite
Mikeyboy would not be pleased:wink:

[Kevin]

Antisemite
Mikeyboy would not be pleased:wink:

What does that even mean??

[cupcakelove]

What does that even mean??

I think, that Mikeyboy is a bacon loving Jew.

[DarkHippie]

This is my exact position on mayonnaise. I can have a small bit of it in tuna salad or macaroni salad, but on a sandwich or slathered onto anything, BLECH. Miracle Whip sounds even worse. IN fact, I think the only condiment I really eat is ketchup.

What about on an egg sandwich?

[Midkiff]

Does that come in a squeezable container?

You have to suck it out through the straw.






And I agree, Miracle Whip is the most disgusting foul shit in the universe. It is indeed Satan's AIDS-infected jizz spread.

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[Fat_Sunny]

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:lol::lol::lol:

You Even Got The Big Mouth Jar !!

[TheMojoPin]

These guys always have a great Jiz spread!

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[Giggle]

Miracle Whip: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SUGAR, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, EGG YOLKS, SALT, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, SPICE, PAPRIKA, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC.[/size]

Hellman's Mayonnaise: soybean oil, water, whole eggs and egg yolks, vinegar, salt, sugar, lemon juice, calcium disodium EDTA, and natural flavors

So What's The Big Difference??? Miracle Whip Is The Same As Hellman's, Except It Also Has:

A. Water...Natural, Healthy, Fresh-From-The-Spring Delicious Water.

B. Corn Syrup...Yum, Sweet And Healthily Delicious Syrup Made From Natural Corn, Or As Fat's People Prefer To Call It...Maize

C. Garlic...Mmmm Mama Mia, How Could Anyone Not Like Garlic? Are You All Anti-Italian?

Both Hellman's And Miracle Whip Are Extremely Delicious Products. F_S Could Make A Sandwich Of Either Of Them Alone![/quote]

Corn Syrup on a sandwich? Why don't you put Caro on your turkey and swiss. How about maple syrup with your roast beef. BLEECH!!!!!!
Satans ugly AIDS Jizz is the route of all evil.

[Chigworthy]

I thought I'd summarize this great thread:

I lick a asshole

Back in college I facefucked his girlfriend and took his lesson, I was in a mood.

I've been tossing a salad.

I have to dik Fil A Hardening asssss.

i is for the gays.

Most of the condims.

boys has half the calorie's and is better no contest

I never spit out. I dont know why. taste not waste?

man should come on to you. great....

Meh, I prefer but.

I always hand meat, get used for his.

I grew up eating riM.

ill try it,

I slop salad:

I think I was aboot 10 the last time I had hiM.

i've never had raW. I do, however, enjoy Jizz.

I'm eating: ARSE AND VIRTUALLY ALL CONDIMS.

I'D RATHER EAT JIZZ.

tried cum

come?

I had a kid closely by the fancy deli.

my position on a small condim is up.

my come is upon your lip.

I rim surprisingly good.

So What, Fat's People Prefer Italian As_S!

I used to work this guy with nothing on, just two buns. fantastic pain i sing.

you cum with man once and Miracle Bliss!

Throw heat up a little something.

and ass

Ew

Mikeyboy would be pleased:wink:

What does that man??

Mikeyboy is loving ew.

suck the raw jizz.

:lol::lol::lol:
You Got The Big Mouth!!

These guys always have great Jiz.

Why don't you piss with your beef!!!!!!

[DarkHippie]

I thought I'd summarize this great thread:

you just made me giggle like a retard with a goldfish.

how long did it take you to do that?

[Chigworthy]

I wasted a good 45 minutes on that idiocy.

and I was giggling like a retarded goldfish the whole time, hoping my wife wouldn't hear me and find out how stupid I really am.

[led37zep]

I wouldn't say you wasted it. Time well spent for a laugh from people you've never met.

good work.

[Chigworthy]

You've never met me, but I am staring at you through the window right now.

[led37zep]

Why you gotta be such a tease...grab some miracle whip and come on over!

[Chigworthy]

you gotta come!

ew.

[FUNKMAN]

i never said what you said I said...

is all i'm sayin

[cupcakelove]

I feel like your post misrepresents me a little. I have better grammar than that.

[Fat_Sunny]

Chigworthy, That Was A Riot!! :lol:

Who'da Thunk A Thread On Miracle Whip Woulda Gotten It's Own Cliff Notes !!

And Jazzed-Up Cliff Notes At That!! Or Is It Jizzed Up??

Anyway...Beautiful!

[Giggle]

Bravo Chigworthy!!![

[drusilla]

I hate both mayonaise and Miracle Whip. I've been known to substitute a ranch dressing for either in a tuna salad.


all 3 are pretty gross & stay as far away from my food as possible



I used to work this guy, who one time when we went to lunch, ordered a burger with nothing on it. And I mean, nothing. No tomatoes, letuce, ketchup, just a burger patty and two buns. I thought it was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. I think condiments are fantastic, and the idea of eating anything pain is depressing.

i don't think grlnin eats any condiments either. it's really weird. i may hate mayo & cheese, but i still need some extra flavor on a plain piece of meat. especially ketchup on a hamburger.

[watson]

which do you prefer?

[Judge Smails]

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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[Friday]

Miracle whip is wonderful! I don't care what anyone says!

(try it on Grilled Cheese. I kid you not... my mom did this and it was AMAZING)

[Kevin]

This has been talked about alot..

Anyone who likes Miracle whip should be deported out of the country. Even if they were born here.

[PapaBear]

I like both. Mayo most of the time, but I sometimes get in the mood for Miracle Whip's "ZING".

[TheMojoPin]

Miracle Whip is what I assume people are talking about when they say they hate "mayo." It's so fucking awful.

[drusilla]

gross & gross

[Sue_Bender]

A mixture of both.

It's amazing.

Try it.

[MojoTeddybear]

I can't stand Miracle Whip.

[TeeBone]

We've been through this already--------Mayonnaise is the Devil's Semen

[Devo37]

Miracle whip is wonderful! I don't care what anyone says!

(try it on Grilled Cheese. I kid you not... my mom did this and it was AMAZING)

grilled cheese with miracle whip, and white rice with ketchup.

remind me never to eat at your house. :tongue:

[Freakshow]

Salad Dressing

[bobsnin]

Salad Dressing

Thats what I was thinking. Isn't Helmans considered Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip is salad dressing?

Thats my main man mayonnaise!

[Heather 8]

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[TheMojoPin]

http://www.ibabuzz.com/allyoucaneat/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/mayonnaise_1.jpg

http://www.justhungry.com/images/mayonnaise_8.jpg

http://www.bigoven.com/uploads/Mayonnaise.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1112/1027922911_1ba30ab381.jpg?v=0

[Hottub]

Has anyone in the world ever actually put Miricle Whip on a salad?

Blechh!

[trogdor2k]

Miracle Whip is Mayo that has been left out in the sun for a hot afternoon.

Disgusting

[RhinoinMN]

Thats what I was thinking. Isn't Helmans considered Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip is salad dressing?

Thats my main man mayonnaise!

Hellmans makes a "salad dressing" too and it blows equally as much as Miracle Whip.

My wife made a macaroni tuna salad last night. She used half Mayo and half Miracle Whip. I am calling my lawyer today to proceed in a divorce.

Miracle Whip is bad.

[jauble]

What papa bear said

[RAAMONE]

Has anyone in the world ever actually put Miricle Whip on a salad?

Blechh!

i hate miracle whip but this thai restaurant i do to has this salad and i'm pretty sure that they mix in miracle whip with it...wasnt too bad

oh and if gravy is not available...ketchup and mayo is great with fries

[OGC]

When I was a kid, I used to have a Miracle Whip on white bread sandwich everyday when I got home from school. Yummy.

Maybe thats why I am the way I am.

[Fezticle98]

Mix them?

Who the hell would have both mayo and miracle whip in their home? It's one or the other. In this caso, Hellman's Light Mayonnaise

[DolaMight]

I only recently learned there was a difference. I always thought they were both mayonnaise.

[PapaBear]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1112/1027922911_1ba30ab381.jpg?v=0
Mayo on Chik Fil A waffle fries rules!
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/houstoned/waffle-fries.jpg

[WhistlePig]

Yarf. Can't stand Miracle Whip. It's got a strange, sweet flavor. Give me real Mayo, 100% fat--no "light" crap!

[Dash77]

Give me my mayo all the time..Miracle whip is shit..

[FUNKMAN]

never tried miracle whip... just astroglide or saliva

[Chigworthy]

This thread was derailed by an on-topic post way before its time.

[led37zep]

I think there was a great photoshop that was overlooked by all except the great F_S that really could have keep this thread on track.

[RhinoinMN]

Check the modquote.

[Chigworthy]

I think there was a great photoshop that was overlooked by all except the great F_S that really could have keep this thread on track.

The photoshop was passable, but what really could have saved this thread was the summary that was painstakingly compiled by a genius.