name m. night shyamalan's next movie...

[Epschtein]

i hear he is working on a double feature;

Events

and

The Goings On

[Kevin]

M night Shamalamalam ding dongs,



This movie sucks and is just like the others.

[ChrisTheCop]

Symptoms.



The Fifth Beatle.



UnWatchable.

[BoondockSaint]

It's his first "R" rated movie!

[Snoogans]

Ill name it "Dogshit"

[Foster]

"90 minutes of boredom, with a twist at the end"

[ChrisTheCop]

It's his first "R" rated movie!

Is it about pirates?

[Kevin]

Is it about pirates?

This Pirate is no Capitan Jack Sparrow!

[DarkHippie]

Anal Seepage

[HBox]

It's going to be a movie about ghosts, but the main character was ALIVE the entire time!

[Dan 'Hampton]

Pollen.

[Coach]

Box Office Poison

[Epschtein]

Wait For It.

a film by m. night shyamalan.

[DolaMight]

M Night Shamalan's "Box Office Poison"

[DolaMight]

Box Office Poison

Shit.

I guess I'm not the only Norm fan here.

[realmenhatelife]

The Twistening

[Tenbatsuzen]

Pretentious Crap

[Epschtein]

The Twistening

hahaha love it!

:clap:

[TheMojoPin]

Pretentious Crap

He wishes.

[Coach]

Shit.

I guess I'm not the only Norm fan here.

NORM!!!!
http://www.davidstuff.com/humor/norm.jpg

[paracetamol flanders]

M Night Shyamalan's remake of "The Crying Game" which reveals the true life drama of Barak Obama who turns out to be plagued with an unusually large large birthmark. That's right--he's really A CHINESE CHICK FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STARGATE!!!

[suggums]

the green effect

[jetdog]

memories


























of a one hit wonder

[DiabloSammich]

As someone who may or may not be performing certain landscaping duties on Mr. Shyamalan's top secret new home in the outskirts of West Chester, PA, might I just wish him the greatest of successes in all his future endeavors. One more big movie and we should have him talked into the lower pool grotto.

Ka...........ching.

[JerseyRich]

He's stretching this time...

It's called "A movie that takes place outside of the Philly area"


How, you say? I don't think he can do it.

[foodcourtdruide]

lol why does everyone hate him so much? i've enjoyed all his movies except lady in the water.

[JerseyRich]

lol why does everyone hate him so much? i've enjoyed all his movies except lady in the water.

I think he's a very talented writer...

I love Unbreakable...and I thought The Village was genius...

The other one's...eh.

I know people that LOVE lady in the water...Why, as a movie lover, could anyone like that heaping pile of crap, is completely beyond me.

I'm looking forward to this Friday. I think it should be good. Plus it's Friday the 13th! I'm all about gimmicks with movie releases!

[jauble]

M Knight's newest movie N_____ stole my bike. The twist at then end...actually a person who nags.

[Epschtein]

m. night shyamalan presents;

I Know What You're Going To Do Next Summer