You've Just Committed The Perfect Crime...

[DiabloSammich]

You're headed for Mexico, and you have just enough time to get across the border before anyone realizes you have over half a million in your trunk. The top is down, the sun is setting, a confident half-smile is on your face, and there is one burning question....


What song is the radio?


This was harder than I thought, but for me it's a toss up between "John Law Burned Down The Liquor Store" by Chris Thomas King, "Corona" by Calexico, or this little number...


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C'mon, banditos, what do ya got?

[Bossanova]

2 Live Crews: Hoochie Mama

[jauble]

Anything ronnie is singing as they come back from break.

[tele7]

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[Gvac]

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[Bossanova]

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Do you do anything wrong when it comes to music:wub:

[Franklyn]

"Move Bitch" by Ludacris.
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[djjd]

dizzkneeland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij81nxqcTMU&amp;feature=related[/url)

[paracetamol flanders]

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Wall Of Voodoo-On Interstate 15

[RhinoinMN]

Diablo Sammich = Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

[BoondockSaint]

Either:

Highway Star
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or

Run to the Hills
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[DarkHippie]

Either:

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Or:

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[patsopinion]

rage against the machine(anything from la)

or the riot song by sublime

[ChrisTheCop]

If it were the perfect crime,
there'd be more than half a million dollars in my car.

therefore...the song just aint comin to me.

[IamFogHat]

I can tell you what it's not...
... "I fought the law and the...law won...I fought the law and the...law won."

[Snoogans]

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i cant get enough of this fuckin dance

[epo]

You're headed for Mexico, and you have just enough time to get across the border before anyone realizes you have over half a million in your trunk. The top is down, the sun is setting, a confident half-smile is on your face, and there is one burning question....

C'mon, banditos, what do ya got?

Banditos? How 'bout "Banditos" by the Refreshments?

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[TheGameHHH]

If it were the perfect crime,
there'd be more than half a million dollars in my car.

therefore...the song just aint comin to me.

thank you!!!! theres no way im committing the "perfect crime" for a lousy 500 grand. if i had committed said crime im taking danny ocean numbers, at least 15 million. then theres a smile on my face and some music in the car.

[Snoogans]

thank you!!!! theres no way im committing the "perfect crime" for a lousy 500 grand. if i had committed said crime im taking danny ocean numbers, at least 15 million. then theres a smile on my face and some music in the car.

you never know. What if the perfect crime was someone was alseep on the bench and you walked by and took their duffel bag with 500K and walked away. Thats pretty perfect

[Coach]

"Magic" by the Kingston Trio..
I just like that fucking song..dunno why!

[TheMojoPin]

Oh man, that's easy:

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And the last 5-6 seconds or so are as I speed over the border.

[Chigworthy]

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or

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(This isn't the full song)

[PapaBear]

The Ron & Fez show.

[TheGameHHH]

you never know. What if the perfect crime was someone was alseep on the bench and you walked by and took their duffel bag with 500K and walked away. Thats pretty perfect

so then i need to drive to mexico? thats a lucky crime, not a perfect crime. who the hell falls asleep on a bench with 500k?

[FUNKMAN]

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[FUNKMAN]

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[Snoogans]

so then i need to drive to mexico? thats a lucky crime, not a perfect crime. who the hell falls asleep on a bench with 500k?
thats why its fuckin perfect. No work, just lucky.

[tele7]

I'm still sticking with my Statler Brothers post. Just have to give it 30 seconds for the chorus to kick in.

[jauble]

so then i need to drive to mexico? thats a lucky crime, not a perfect crime. who the hell falls asleep on a bench with 500k?

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Because of keith richards as the still I thought this was a response.

[DiabloSammich]

If it were the perfect crime,
there'd be more than half a million dollars in my car.

therefore...the song just aint comin to me.

thank you!!!! theres no way im committing the "perfect crime" for a lousy 500 grand. if i had committed said crime im taking danny ocean numbers, at least 15 million. then theres a smile on my face and some music in the car.



How much cash can you fit in the trunk of your car?

I orginally typed this as being 2.5 mil in your trunk, but that just sounded silly.

[drjoek]

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"So Many Roads"
Words by Robert Hunter; music by Jerry Garcia

Thought I heard a blackbird singin'
up on Bluebird Hill
Call me a whinin' boy if you will
Born where the sun don't shine
and I don't deny my name
Got no place to go, ain't that a shame?

Thought I heard that KC whistle
moanin' sweet & low
Thought I heard that KC when she blow
Down where the sun don't shine
Underneath the Kokomo
Whinin' boy -- got no place else to go


So many roads I tell you
So many roads I know
So many roads --
so many roads --
Mountain high, river wide
So many roads to ride
So many roads
So many roads


Thought I heard a jug band playin'
"If you don't -- who else will?"
from over on the far side of the hill
All I know the sun don't shine,
the rain refuse to fall
and you don't seem to hear me when I call


Wind inside & the wind outside
Tangled in the window blind
Tell me why you treat me so unkind
Down where the sun don't shine
Lonely and I call your name
No place left to go, ain't that a shame?


So many roads I tell you
New York to San Francisco
All I want is one
to take me home
From the high road to the low
So many roads I know
So many roads - So many roads


From the land of the midnight sun
where ice blue roses grow
'long those roads of gold and silver snow
Howlin' wide or moanin low
So many roads I know
So many roads to ease my soul

[CaptClown]

The Steve Miller Band will be playing "Take the money and run." I am a simple man so it doesn't take too much to entertain me.

[A.J.]

You're headed for Mexico, and you have just enough time to get across the border before anyone realizes you have over half a million in your trunk. The top is down, the sun is setting, a confident half-smile is on your face, and there is one burning question....


What song is the radio?

I can't think of a song as much as I can think of this scene from Shawshank:

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[MadMatt]

How much cash can you fit in the trunk of your car?

I orginally typed this as being 2.5 mil in your trunk, but that just sounded silly.

What the hell? Is it all in one dollar bills? Otherwise you could fit a hell of a lot of money in your trunk.

for example, iit was all in $100 bills, it would only be 25,000 little pieces of paper. Doing some quick internet searching, a bill of US currency weighs about 1 gram. Thar means the weight would be just over 55 pounds.

Check out this site (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/65364). Just $1 million in $100 bills will fit into an average brief case. I can easily fit at least 3 briefcases in my trunk.

:lol::tongue::lol:

[nate1000]

Probably already posted- at work, so I can't see the vids. But:

"Give your ID card to the border guard. Your alias says you're Captain Jean Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, but he don't speak english anyway.

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people, but I've got the pistols, so I'll keep the pesoes. Yeah that seems fair. "

[ANC]

$500,000 in the trunk, not a bull in sight, and headed for the border?

Gipsy Kings - Baila Me

[Furtherman]

You're headed for Mexico, and you have just enough time to get across the border before anyone realizes you have over half a million in your trunk. The top is down, the sun is setting, a confident half-smile is on your face, and there is one burning question....


What song is the radio?

Easy. The Bogmen - "Mexico"

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Handle my affairs
I will never know
Bury all the bills
Leave for Mexico...

[Fezticle98]

Mexican radio

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[earthbrown]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ZkQC0riwc



K

[TeeBone]

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[Chip196]

Easy. The Bogmen - "Mexico"

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Handle my affairs
I will never know
Bury all the bills
Leave for Mexico...

Wow ... the odd Bogmen reference ... well done! I figured I would have been the only person who would have picked this.