BLT - Mayo or not?

[silks]

I do not like mayonnaise. One day while dining out I ordered a BLT sandwich. NOWHERE in the menu description did it mention mayonnaise. My sandwich came with it anyway. I ate it anyway, but made a comment to my wife about how it should mention in the menu that it is served with mayo. They could have put it on the side.

She argued that any place she's ever had a BLT, it's had mayo on it. I told her that was crap. If that was the case, shouldn't it be a BLTM? Out of curiosity, I asked a few friends, co-workers, and strangers on the street, and I was shocked to learn that most people thought that mayo was a given on a BLT.

When you order a hot dog, do they automatically put mustard on it?

[BoondockSaint]

Do you order cheese pizzas?

[RhinoinMN]

Absolutely with mayo.

People that prefer Miracle Whip should be beaten with a bag of empty mayo jars.

[tbagnu]

my personal preference is ...light on the mayo

[weekapaugjz]

ive never gotten a BLT without mayo on it and ive ordered a lot of BLT's in my life in that it is one of my favorite sandwiches. and im quoting smails on this one, it better not be any of that satan's aids infested jiz called miracle whip.

and you seriously asked random people on the street?

[silks]

and you seriously asked random people on the street?

No, I was joking, but I did ask somebody once at a deli and they said that mayo is a given.

I am in the "plain" pizza camp though...

[Fallon]

Hells yes.

[Jughead]

Absolutely with mayo.

People that prefer Miracle Whip should be beaten with a bag of empty mayo jars.

Yep...:smile:

[Jughead]

Im gonna send some of my friends on here some Indiana Home grown tomato's this year..So be nice to this hayseed:innocent:

[ChrisTheCop]

Yep, mayo is part of the deal.
I looked up recipes for BLTs and every one has mayo,
except for the dietary one, that states, "you wont miss the mayo (with this avocado substitution)", so even they acknowledge it's a staple.



When you order a hot dog, do they automatically put mustard on it?

No, but when you say "with everything" that scares me..what exactly is 'everything'???

[Boom Boom]

always with mayo. and yes, I would burn down the establishment if they tried putting that miracle whip shit on it. The only miracle is that anyone eats it.

[weekapaugjz]

Im gonna send some of my friends on here some Indiana Home grown tomato's this year..So be nice to this hayseed:innocent:

:clap: man, do i love fresh tomatoes. thanks juggy!!!

[underdog]

I don't think it should have mayo on it (you should have to ask for condiments or they should be listed), but my wife still makes sure she always orders "BLT with No Mayo".

[Jughead]

:clap: man, do i love fresh tomatoes. thanks juggy!!!

Ive got 24 plants in this year..Better Boys and Early Girls and one row of roma's (For my home made Pico&Tomato Blue cheese and red onion salad))...I swear i can't wait...I will send some to my pals But ya have to act like I'm smart and funny ....:tongue:..Weeky I will send ya some ...Should be due about Aug 2oth..Jug

[King Hippos Bandaid]

all you need is the B Baby

[PanterA]

BLT, tuna, and chicken salad are the only sandwiches that get mayo. People that put mayo on roastbeef should be shot at the counter.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

"I'd like a plain BLT, please"... see you plain pizza chumps, that just sound stupid.

BTW mayo is just an understood requirement for BLT. Like sauce on pizza (but not cheese).

[Donnie Iris]

Absolutely with mayo.

People that prefer Miracle Whip should be beaten with a bag of empty mayo jars.

Here, here..

Miracle Whip actually makes me angry.

[PanterA]

Miracle Whip actually makes me angry.but its so tangy!

[Gvac]

Mayo is right up there with sour cream and guacamole as the most vile and disgusting things humankind has ever invented.

To me, they prove man's inhumanity towards man far more than the atom bomb.

Blecchhhh.

[TheMojoPin]

Mayo should be expected on pretty much 95% of sandwiches out there, burgers included. It's glorious.

[RoseBlood]

It grosses me out when you see any combo of condiments blending together on a sandwhich or even with like nachos.

[TheMojoPin]

Mayo is right up there with sour cream and guacamole as the most vile and disgusting things humankind has ever invented.

Your world is a sweaty, flavorless hell. And you get olives on your pizza.

LOOK AT YOURSELF.

[OGC]

.... If that was the case, shouldn't it be a BLTM?


Using that logic you should have been surprised that it came with bread, it wasn't listed in the BLT description.


I would be shocked if I ordered a BLT and it didn't automatically come with mayo.

I'm always annoyed when they cut it into quarters and stick those fancy man's toothpicks in each one.

[silks]

Using that logic you should have been surprised that it came with bread, it wasn't listed in the BLT description.


In the menu description, you were given your choice of bread. Apparently you're not given your choice of condiments though...

[Gvac]

Your world is a sweaty, flavorless hell. And you get olives on your pizza.

LOOK AT YOURSELF.

We should move in together and be a modern day Odd Couple!

[OGC]

Mayo should be expected on pretty much 95% of sandwiches out there, burgers included. It's glorious.


QFT


Mayo is especially good on a sticky, hot day like today.

[RoseBlood]

Your world is a sweaty, flavorless hell. And you get olives on your pizza.

LOOK AT YOURSELF.

We should move in together and be a modern day Odd Couple!

Except for the fact that you both share an intense love of meat.

[BoondockSaint]

Mayo is right up there with sour cream and guacamole as the most vile and disgusting things humankind has ever invented.

To me, they prove man's inhumanity towards man far more than the atom bomb.

Blecchhhh.

You don't put mayo on your steak?

[Gvac]

Except for the fact that you both share an intense love of meat.

Was that a thinly veiled reference to homosexuality?

If so...NICE!

You don't put mayo on your steak?

I just got queasy.

Seriously.

[ibanez23]

I would assume a blt has mayo.Just like I would assume an italian has lettuce,tomato,peppers and onion.If I didn't like onion I would say no onions.
Thats why some people like subway.
What kind of bread?
What kind of vegetable?
What kind of condiment?
What kind of cheese?
Heated or not heated?
Too much pressure just make the damn sangwich!

[Annie Waits]

You need mayo on a blt and if they give you a side of mayo, that's for the french fries.

[TheMojoPin]

http://d1.biggestmenu.com/00/00/34/8ac79b364edab500_m.jpg

http://sanduskyquiznos.com/files/SteakhouseBeefDip.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1259/815008870_b9e37003cb.jpg?v=0

[TheQuestion]

You need mayo on a blt and if they give you a side of mayo, that's for the french fries.

Go back to Germany, or whatever God forsaken country you're from.

Mayonnaise on French fries may certify you as a card carrying Nazi.

[Friday]

Absolutely with mayo.

People that prefer Miracle Whip should be beaten with a bag of empty mayo jars.

Yep...:smile:

Bring it on, phuckers!!

:wub::wub:
http://www.florida-cracker.org/archives/Miracle_Whipsm.jpg :wub::wub:

[TheMojoPin]

Go back to Germany, or whatever God forsaken country you're from.

Mayonnaise on French fries may certify you as a card carrying Nazi.

Madness. Mayo and fries is great. Mayo and ketchup mixed with fires is heavenly. Quality blue cheese dressing and fries is unbeatable.

[Gvac]

Madness. Mayo and fries is great. Mayo and ketchup mixed with fires is heavenly. Quality blue cheese dressing and fries is unbeatable.

You're getting scarier and scarier.

Blue cheese? I'd eat horse shit first.

[RhinoinMN]

Madness. Mayo and fries is great. Mayo and ketchup mixed with fires is heavenly. Quality blue cheese dressing and fries is unbeatable.

Every post you make in this thread makes me tingle in my privates.

[Gvac]

http://d1.biggestmenu.com/00/00/34/8ac79b364edab500_m.jpg


Is that a BLACK OLIVE on the wrapper above the sandwich?

There's hope for you yet!

[Gvac]

Every post you make in this thread makes me tingle in my privates.

Clearly your taste is in music, not in your mouth.

[ibanez23]

Vinigar on fries?

[RhinoinMN]

Clearly your taste is in music, not in your mouth.

Don't be so hard on yourself.:wub:

[TheMojoPin]

You're getting scarier and scarier.

Blue cheese? I'd eat horse shit first.

When you order food, do you ask for an extra helping of plain with a side order of boring?

[Gvac]

When you order food, do you ask for an extra helping of plain with a side order of boring?

Last night I went out and had a MARVELOUS steak. When it's cooked to medium-rare perfection, it needs no toppings. Steak sauce and ketchup are for ham-n-eggers. The meat's own bloody juices are flavorful enough.

The side of garlic mashed potatoes were amazing, too. I don't need sour cream or butter on them. Why would I hide the delicious flavor of potatoes and garlic?

[ChrisTheCop]

Last night I went out and had a MARVELOUS steak. When it's cooked to medium-rare perfection, it needs no toppings. Steak sauce and ketchup are for ham-n-eggers. The meat's own bloody juices are flavorful enough.

The side of garlic mashed potatoes were amazing, too. I don't need sour cream or butter on them. Why would I hide the delicious flavor of potatoes and garlic?

and just why do u hide the flavor of the potato with garlic???

ya see where i'm goin.

[TheMojoPin]

Last night I went out and had a MARVELOUS steak. When it's cooked to medium-rare perfection, it needs no toppings. Steak sauce and ketchup are for ham-n-eggers. The meat's own bloody juices are flavorful enough.

Steak sauce is vile, but I love crumbling some primo blue cheese on a steak, plus some onions and mushrooms sauteed with a bit of wine. It's orgasamic.

The side of garlic mashed potatoes were amazing, too. I don't need sour cream or butter on them. Why would I hide the delicious flavor of potatoes and garlic?


Who puts butter and sour cream on mashed potatos? You do that with baked potatos.

[Chigworthy]

Vinigar on fries?

Malt vinegar or gravy. And black pepper can always have a home on fries.

[Foster]

I dis-like mayo, so much so that when I order a sandwitch I always make sure that no mayo will be included. I also would have no problem what so ever sending the BLT back, even with the likelihood of the cook spitting on it.

[ShelleBink]

Mayo is yum... coz it reminds me of cum

[ChrisTheCop]

Mayo is yum... coz it reminds me of cum

and a happy birthday to you.

i hope u get alot of mayo.

[Gvac]

and just why do u hide the flavor of the potato with garlic???

ya see where i'm goin.

Horse of a different color, Chris. Garlic is not a condiment, merely another ingredient. Just like putting a hamburger on a bun. The bun doesn't hide the flavor of the burger.

Steak sauce is vile, but I love crumbling some primo blue cheese on a steak, plus some onions and mushrooms sauteed with a bit of wine. It's orgasamic.

The steak I had last night came with onions and mushrooms on top. I merely scraped them off.

[TheMojoPin]

The steak I had last night came with onions and mushrooms on top. I merely scraped them off.

Madman.

[ShelleBink]

and a happy birthday to you.

i hope u get alot of mayo.

"Jizz on the Birthday Girl" is the new "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"

[Friday]

"Jizz on the Birthday Girl" is the new "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

<~~ seriously reconsidering this evenings plans....

[Gvac]

If I go to a deli that makes their own roast beef and it's bloody rare, I ask for a roast beef on a roll - TOTALLY PLAIN.

The people behind the counter look at me like I'm a maniac. "No mayo?"

Crazy bastards.

[PanterA]

Last night I went out and had a MARVELOUS steak. When it's cooked to medium-rare perfection, it needs no toppings. Steak sauce and ketchup are for ham-n-eggers. The meat's own bloody juices are flavorful enough.This is a fucking man. The creator of A1 should be kicked in his non existing balls.

[TheMojoPin]

This is a fucking man. The creator of A1 should be kicked in his non existing balls.

Steak sauce baffles me. It's like they purposely made the most disgusting taste possibe to contrast a steak's awesomeness.

[TheMojoPin]

If I go to a deli that makes their own roast beef and it's bloody rare, I ask for a roast beef on a roll - TOTALLY PLAIN.

The people behind the counter look at me like I'm a maniac. "No mayo?"

Crazy bastards.

Gvac is mentally unstable.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

This is a fucking man. The creator of A1 should be kicked in his non existing balls.

If I go to a deli that makes their own roast beef and it's bloody rare, I ask for a roast beef on a roll - TOTALLY PLAIN.

The people behind the counter look at me like I'm a maniac. "No mayo?"

Crazy bastards.

I agree

Might as well call it Gay 1 Steaksauce

eat the steak plain like a man

[Chigworthy]

Last year we were at a supposedly good french joint. I ordered a filet. It came out all jizzed-up with some vinegar assed bernaise sauce. Why would you desecrate a filet with any of this nonsense?

[Gvac]

I leave you now with these beautiful quotes which perfectly sum up my feelings on food -

Simplicity is the last step of art and the beginning of nature.

The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity.

[silks]

I agree

Might as well call it Gay 1 Steaksauce

eat the steak plain like a man

Absolutely right... nothing EVER goes on steak.

Rare roast beef on a roll with no condiments is heavenly. However, if the RB is a tough, maybe a little bit of horseradish.

[A.J.]

Mayo is right up there with sour cream and guacamole as the most vile and disgusting things humankind has ever invented.

To me, they prove man's inhumanity towards man far more than the atom bomb.

Blecchhhh.

Amen.

Your world is a sweaty, flavorless hell. And you get olives on your pizza.

Olives/olive oil = good for you
Mayo = bad for you

If I go to a deli that makes their own roast beef and it's bloody rare, I ask for a roast beef on a roll - TOTALLY PLAIN.

The people behind the counter look at me like I'm a maniac. "No mayo?"

Crazy bastards.

I'm with you on that one too brother. Except maybe I'll get a slice of cheese.

I fucking HATE mayo and they automatically put that shit on everything down here. You can't believe the incredulous, slack-jawed, mouth-breathing I looks I get when I have the audacity to ask them to make a sandwich without mayo.

Mayonnaise = looks like cum, tastes like shit.

[OGC]

"Jizz on the Birthday Girl" is the new "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"


Where does the line form ?

[lleeder]

Jeff thinks mayo comes automatically on everything.

[ShelleBink]

Where does the line form ?

Outside the Breffini

[Heather 8]

Mayo is right up there with sour cream and guacamole as the most vile and disgusting things humankind has ever invented.


Dude, issues, you got 'em.

That said, the less mayo on a BLT, the better. I can't stand a "dry" BLT, but I also don't need 2 tablespoons of the stuff on the friggin' sammich.

[Annie Waits]

Vinigar on fries?

yes! white vinegar and salt on your fries, delicious!!

[Annie Waits]

Go back to Germany, or whatever God forsaken country you're from.

Mayonnaise on French fries may certify you as a card carrying Nazi.

I"m from Quebec....we do that cuz we have that European influence...you should visit Montreal or Quebec city, you would probably be a little more open minded after your visit!:bye:

[SatCam]

mayo is expected on a BLT as well as any club sandwich....

whenever I order one at a deli they always ask me "mayo?" cmon..........................

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Total mayo!

[Drunky McBetidont]

if you order a BLT it will come with mayo in any self-respecting food provider in these blessed united states. if you are a communist and prefer your BLTsans mayo, then you must specify that at the time you place your order so that our CIA and FBI can update the file on you.

[Drunky McBetidont]

yes! white vinegar and salt on your fries, delicious!!

fresh is key

curley q fries with salt, pepper, malt vinegar and ketchup will rival any item you bring to my throw down partner.

my sweet potato fries with honey dip are close second

[BoondockSaint]

Total mayo!

Marry me. We'll form a power mayo couple and take down GVAC and his anti-may non-sense.

[Chigworthy]

yes! white vinegar and salt on your fries, delicious!!

White vinegar? Fuck that shit! Malt vinegar!

[Gritty]

White vinegar? Fuck that shit! Malt vinegar!

Malt vinegar for fish & chips. Any time, anywhere.

Brown gravy for the fries that come with the Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxe at the diner at 3:00 AM.

Oh yeah, absolutely need Mayo on the BLT. It moistens the toasted bread and give the lettuce someone to talk to.

[Gritty]

Madness. Mayo and fries is great. Mayo and ketchup mixed with fires is heavenly. Quality blue cheese dressing and fries is unbeatable.

Brown gravy on fries is good eats, too!

[Chigworthy]

Chips and gravy may be the only reason we allow Canada to exist.

[TheMojoPin]

Brown gravy on fries is good eats, too!

That it is.

[joethebartender]

Oh yeah, absolutely need Mayo on the BLT. It moistens the toasted bread and give the lettuce someone to talk to.

the mayo keeps a barrier between the bacon grease and the bread also.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i think the third slice of bread is crucial to the proper construction of a BLT (which i place in the club sandwich family).

bottom layer is a lightly toasted piece of white wheat
one good slice of a ripe beefsteak tomato,
one more slice of lightly toaseted white wheat with mayo on both sides
salt and pepper
four slices of crispy bacon folded in halves
a nice layer of very crisp iceberg lettuce
top layer lightly toasted white wheat with mayo.
cut in half diagonally

http://www.toomanychefs.com/images/flt.jpg

[sailor]

as discussed elsewhere, i prefer a nice deli mustard on a blt. one place in oneonta, i ordered a blt with mustard and i got blt, mustard...and mayo. fuckin' animals. i tossed it in the garbage, there was no way i could have ever eaten it.

and gvac's plain roast beef sandwich reminds me of going to panera this past week:

me: hi, i'd like turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: ok, turkey artichoke.

me: no, turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: (calls over colleague) - how do you ring up a turkey-artichoke panini...plain.

me: no, not turkey panini...turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: oh, ok, turkey on honey wheat. do you want everything on that?

me: no, i'd like it...plain. :wallbash:

[Dash77]

mayo always with a BLT, how can you eat a dry sammich

[DiabloSammich]

mayo always with a BLT, how can you eat a dry sammich


It's not easy.


Mayo on BLT FTW. Holla.

[reillyluck]

Mayo on a BLT rules. Everytime i order one, i have to ask for Mayo. Its very rare that i get a BLT with Mayo already on it.

Even a Chicken Sammich with Lettuce and tomato. you gotta have Mayo on it!!!



and the only thing i'd put on my steak is Chimichurri.

Steak sauce blows. A 1 is fucking disgusting.

[mdr55]

One of my friends ordered a cheesesteak at IHOP and it had mayo on it. He was like WTF is mayo doing on a cheesesteak? He sent it back and got it without mayo.

[barjockey]

YES!!
http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m7/3891885632

[DiabloSammich]

One of my friends ordered a cheesesteak at IHOP and it had mayo on it. He was like WTF is mayo doing on a cheesesteak? He sent it back and got it without mayo.



Your friend has issues, and you should try to get him help.


In related news, the waffles at Tony Luke's suck dick.

[lleeder]

as discussed elsewhere, i prefer a nice deli mustard on a blt. one place in oneonta, i ordered a blt with mustard and i got blt, mustard...and mayo. fuckin' animals. i tossed it in the garbage, there was no way i could have ever eaten it.

and gvac's plain roast beef sandwich reminds me of going to panera this past week:

me: hi, i'd like turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: ok, turkey artichoke.

me: no, turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: (calls over colleague) - how do you ring up a turkey-artichoke panini...plain.

me: no, not turkey panini...turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: oh, ok, turkey on honey wheat. do you want everything on that?

me: no, i'd like it...plain. :wallbash:

me: how did it end up?

[Gritty]

i think the third slice of bread is crucial to the proper construction of a BLT (which i place in the club sandwich family).

bottom layer is a lightly toasted piece of white wheat
one good slice of a ripe beefsteak tomato,
one more slice of lightly toaseted white wheat with mayo on both sides
salt and pepper
four slices of crispy bacon folded in halves
a nice layer of very crisp iceberg lettuce
top layer lightly toasted white wheat with mayo.
cut in half diagonally

http://www.toomanychefs.com/images/flt.jpg

THAT'S a BLT. Now I'm starvin'!

[Gritty]

as discussed elsewhere, i prefer a nice deli mustard on a blt. one place in oneonta, i ordered a blt with mustard and i got blt, mustard...and mayo. fuckin' animals. i tossed it in the garbage, there was no way i could have ever eaten it.

and gvac's plain roast beef sandwich reminds me of going to panera this past week:

me: hi, i'd like turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: ok, turkey artichoke.

me: no, turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: (calls over colleague) - how do you ring up a turkey-artichoke panini...plain.

me: no, not turkey panini...turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: oh, ok, turkey on honey wheat. do you want everything on that?

me: no, i'd like it...plain. :wallbash:

That's your problem, you don't go to a 'Panera' for a turkey on wheat. You go to a deli or at worst, a convenience store like a Wawa or 7-11. At a fast food place like 'Panera's' you get what's on the menu. It's all they know to make.

[GvacMobile]

That's your problem, you don't go to a 'Panera' for a turkey on wheat. You go to a deli or at worst, a convenience store like a Wawa or 7-11. At a fast food place like 'Panera's' you get what's on the menu. It's all they know to make.

It's no use, Gritty. Sailor is firmly convinced that corporate chains are the only way to go in this world.

He considers Bennigan's and Friday's to be the finest dining available on earth. To him, Italian food gets no better than the Olive Garden. He'd also rather wait on line for an hour to buy a screwdriver at Home Depot or Lowe's rather than go to his local hardware store.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

It's no use, Gritty. Sailor is firmly convinced that corporate chains are the only way to go in this world.

He considers Bennigan's and Friday's to be the finest dining available on earth. To him, Italian food gets no better than the Olive Garden. He'd also rather wait on line for an hour to buy a screwdriver at Home Depot or Lowe's rather than go to his local hardware store.


Corporate FACE!!!

[Gritty]

It's no use, Gritty. Sailor is firmly convinced that corporate chains are the only way to go in this world.

He considers Bennigan's and Friday's to be the finest dining available on earth. To him, Italian food gets no better than the Olive Garden. He'd also rather wait on line for an hour to buy a screwdriver at Home Depot or Lowe's rather than go to his local hardware store.


Well, Friday's IS the finest casual dining experience in the world. No argument there. But Olive Garden? Not even a Macaroni Grill or a Carrabbas? You're right -- hopeless.

Full Disclosure: I am employed by a company that owns 70+ TGI Friday's across the country as well as 40+ Wendy's. That said, I still go to the Ding-Dong, Natale's or Mitola's deli whenever I have to actually reach into my wallet to pay for my lunch.

Olive Garden? *Shudder*

[JPMNICK]

BLT, tuna, and chicken salad are the only sandwiches that get mayo. People that put mayo on roastbeef should be shot at the counter.

i have never even heard of someone doing that, it just sounds so gross

and always mayo on a BLT

[underdog]

me: how did it end up?

And then what happened would have worked better.

[jauble]

Yep, mayo is part of the deal.
I looked up recipes for BLTs and every one has mayo,
except for the dietary one, that states, "you wont miss the mayo (with this avocado substitution)", so even they acknowledge it's a staple.



No, but when you say "with everything" that scares me..what exactly is 'everything'???

Thats the best I actually got one that had guacamole and tomtoes on it. Basically everything means use a fork.

[A.J.]

as discussed elsewhere, i prefer a nice deli mustard on a blt. one place in oneonta, i ordered a blt with mustard and i got blt, mustard...and mayo. fuckin' animals. i tossed it in the garbage, there was no way i could have ever eaten it.

and gvac's plain roast beef sandwich reminds me of going to panera this past week:

me: hi, i'd like turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: ok, turkey artichoke.

me: no, turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: (calls over colleague) - how do you ring up a turkey-artichoke panini...plain.

me: no, not turkey panini...turkey on honey wheat...plain.

samantha: oh, ok, turkey on honey wheat. do you want everything on that?

me: no, i'd like it...plain. :wallbash:

You have no idea how many times I've had similar experiences at Subway: "Turkey and Ham on Italian....OLIVES AND PICKLES ONLY."

"Olives and pickles....anything else?"

[A.J.]

But Olive Garden? Not even a Macaroni Grill or a Carrabbas? You're right -- hopeless.

I was at a local Mom and Pop Italian joint yesterday trying their "pizza" for lunch when I overheard the woman behind me raving about the Italian food at Carrabba's. I wanted to beat her to death.

[DiabloSammich]

It's no use, Gritty. Sailor is firmly convinced that corporate chains are the only way to go in this world.

He considers Bennigan's and Friday's to be the finest dining available on earth. To him, Italian food gets no better than the Olive Garden. He'd also rather wait on line for an hour to buy a screwdriver at Home Depot or Lowe's rather than go to his local hardware store.


What is this "local hardware store" of which you speak?

Honestly, it seems like you just speak in riddles anymore.

[DeltaPin]

add the mayo

[jauble]

Now I am wondering for those that might not like mayo but do not want a dry sandwich what would you add to the blt?

[Friday]

Now I am wondering for those that might not like mayo but do not want a dry sandwich what would you add to the blt?

that is just not a good question to ask around these parts..........

[Bossanova]

Now I am wondering for those that might not like mayo but do not want a dry sandwich what would you add to the blt?

Its funny Gvac and I were talking about this the other day. The obvious answer is..............................................













Blue Cheese Dressing

[Hottub]

A BLT without mayo is like a pzza without cheese.
I will second PanterA with tuna and chicken... But NOT with the Roast Beef! A little mayo, lettuce and tomato, perfect.
Can't have egg salad without mayo!

And Mojo will be dead of a heart attack before 30.

Carry on.

[silks]

Now I am wondering for those that might not like mayo but do not want a dry sandwich what would you add to the blt?

Condiment of the Gods. Accept no substitute:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/2561985595_d95fe94454.jpg?v=0

Bleu cheese dressing sounds good too..

[underdog]

Now I am wondering for those that might not like mayo but do not want a dry sandwich what would you add to the blt?

Olive oil.

[Lady Resin]

Thats the best I actually got one that had guacamole and tomtoes on it. Basically everything means use a fork.


I use to watch a cable show that was live during the day. The host was John DeLorens ex wfie Christina something. But she made a BLTguacamole. I'm a mayo freak, but avacodos rocks. It replaces the mayo on the sandwich.

[Hottub]

Olive oil.

http://www.isteve.com/images/popeye-oliveoyl-trimmed.JPG

[TeeBone]

I've said it before and I'll say it again-------Mayonnaise is the Devil's Semen

[sailor]

That's your problem, you don't go to a 'Panera' for a turkey on wheat. You go to a deli or at worst, a convenience store like a Wawa or 7-11. At a fast food place like 'Panera's' you get what's on the menu. It's all they know to make.

i had the chicken ceasar sandwich. it rocked. my wife isn't a real condiment fan so that's what she always gets from there. panera's smoked turkey is 1000% better than what they'd have at a local deli.

It's no use, Gritty. Sailor is firmly convinced that corporate chains are the only way to go in this world.

He considers Bennigan's and Friday's to be the finest dining available on earth. To him, Italian food gets no better than the Olive Garden. He'd also rather wait on line for an hour to buy a screwdriver at Home Depot or Lowe's rather than go to his local hardware store.

so, go to the local deli and get that local delicacy boar's head? and i hate home depot but actually had to go there today because the local place was closed on a sunday. lazy bums. and for really good italian go to roberto's off arthur avenue if you ever get tired of your apple jacks. btw, why don't you try a mom and pop cereal rather than line the general mills and kellogg's coffers?

[Gvac]

I've said it before and I'll say it again-------Mayonnaise is the Devil's Semen

I like TeeBone more and more.

[Sue_Bender]

Mayo is delicious and tasty on BLTs.

On most anything, really.

[Sarge]

Mayo rules.

[jauble]

Olive oil.

thats what I thought of too...maybe a little oregeno in it?

[BoondockSaint]

I like to squish mayo between my toes.

[Sue_Bender]

I like to squish mayo between my toes.

No you don't.

Do you?

[Devo37]

i always specify 'no mayo' on my BLT's, cuz i've come to learn that mayo is the default way of serving it.

the only sandwiches i eat with mayo are turkey or chicken. everything else gets oil & vinegar, or just straight-up.

i never order tuna at a deli, cuz why the f#ck is there diced celery in there?!? it doesn't affect the taste much, but the texture it hideous!

and mayo on a burger is a throat-punchable offense!!!

[BoondockSaint]

No you don't.

Do you?

Yup. I then I giggle like a schoolgirl as my dog licks it off.

[GameRelatedSig]

Yup. I then I giggle like a schoolgirl as my dog licks it off.

Well you've just got it all figured out, don't you.:thumbup:

[RoseBlood]

And Mojo will be dead of a heart attack before 30.
Carry on.

at least we get to enjoy him for one more year!

:glurps: :banning:

[FUNKMAN]

no mayo... but a side of cole slaw

[led37zep]

Every sandwich has a condiment of some sort on it...anything else is UNAMERICAN.

[Gvac]

Every sandwich has a condiment of some sort on it...anything else is UNAMERICAN.

I am insulted by your remark, sir.

I guess you put mayo, oil, and vinegar on your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Savage.

[led37zep]

I am insulted by your remark, sir.

I guess you put mayo, oil, and vinegar on your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Savage.

I consider Jelly a condiment.


Its posted up on the table at diners...thus it is a condiment.

[Gvac]

I consider Jelly a condiment.

I guess you consider the cheese on a cheeseburger to be a condiment too, huh?

Weirdo.

[Devo37]

I guess you consider the cheese on a cheeseburger to be a condiment too, huh?

Weirdo.


in ledzep's defense, the ketchup would be the condiment on a burger.

however, what about a meatball parm hero? are you putting mayo on it, zep? they don't have tomato sauce on the table anywhere i've ever been!

[Sue_Bender]

Lots of mayo.

Hold the BLT.

[led37zep]

in ledzep's defense, the ketchup would be the condiment on a burger.

however, what about a meatball parm hero? are you putting mayo on it, zep? they don't have tomato sauce on the table anywhere i've ever been!



See, there is parmesan cheese in there which would be considered a condiment however since its a baked sub I think it falls into a totally different category all together.

[A.J.]

Bumped -- Ronnie's talking about this thread right now!

[SilentSpic]

No mayo since it reminds me of cum.

[KingGeno]

mayo

[AngelAmy]

gotta have mayo

[RAAMONE]

No mayo since it reminds me of cum.

funny...thats the reason i always order mayo

[MM2]

Mayo stinks...and I don't like it!

[TheMojoPin]

No mayo since it reminds me of cum.

You might want to get to a doctor.

[Gritty]

Bumped -- Ronnie's talking about this thread right now!

I missed the show today. Was Mr. B, pro or anti-mayo?

[RhinoinMN]

I missed the show today. Was Mr. B, pro or anti-mayo?

I don't know if he was pro mayo in general, but he did say that a BLT without mayo is not right. (obviously not verbatim.)

[EddieMoscone]

Reubens have Thousand Island Dressing.
A Hoagie has olive oil.
A Cuban has mustard.
A BLT has Mayo.

This is the way it is. If you don't like it, make sure you tell them ahead of time to make it without.

[Bossanova]

Reubens have Thousand Island Dressing.
A Hoagie has olive oil.
A Cuban has mustard.
A BLT has Mayo.

This is the way it is. If you don't like it, make sure you tell them ahead of time to make it without.

Yup. That basically sums it up

[ChoppedLiver]

Plenty of mayo is, and always has been, automatically included on a BLT.


Duh.

[TheMojoPin]

Does Gvac's no condiment rule extend to Boss' jizz-coated buttcheeks?

[Gritty]

Reubens have Thousand Island Dressing.
A Hoagie has olive oil.
A Cuban has mustard.
A BLT has Mayo.

This is the way it is. If you don't like it, make sure you tell them ahead of time to make it without.

Well said.

Move along folks, show's over. Nothing to see here.

Ahhh, Lock it up!

[Gritty]

Does Gvac's no condiment rule extend to Boss' jizz-coated buttcheeks?


Is that the 'other' white meat?








If so...ewwwwww.