Don't See Zohan

[pittphantoms]

I went and saw this today with my sister while we had to kill two hours. It was the worst movie I have seen maybe ever. I pray Ronnie has to watch this for popcorn summer - because the bet will officially end.

The only part that was even remotely funny was when Fez's good friend Nick Swartson was on screen.

Do not waste your money. I want my $19.00 back.

[OGC]

Ha ha, you wasted $19. What, you didn't buy any snacks ?

[led37zep]

Seriously...you think we have to be warned about this?

[donnie_darko]

wow, what part of the preview made you think it would be funny?

just wondering.

[Kevin]

wow, what part of the preview made you think it would be funny?

just wondering.

The bad accent, or the bad acting?

[Devo37]

The bad accent, or the bad acting?

or the fact that the character and the title of the movie are apparently a really bad rip-off from The Big Lebowski...

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[Coach]

My tip off was the guy from NPR saying it was good...

[razorboy]

My tip off was the guy from NPR saying it was good...

Adam Sandler wasn't enough of a clue?

[Chigworthy]

"Don't see Zohan" is advice on par with "Don't fuck fire" and "Don't cheese-grate your asshole".

[TeeBone]

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...But not as bad as Little Nicky
http://archive.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2000/11/10/little_nicky/story.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

"Don't see Zohan" is advice on par with "Don't fuck fire" and "Don't cheese-grate your asshole".



I wish you'd been around to tell me that.

I still have to sit on one of those inflatable pillows, and I had to buy a new grater.

[mikeyboy]

"Don't see Zohan" is advice on par with "Don't fuck fire" and "Don't cheese-grate your asshole".

...or don't go see "The Love Guru"

[Kevin]

Popyes chicken is the shiznit.

[Hilge]

Really?!? Sandler made a bad movie? I don't believe it.

[Slumbag]

You may want to move this to a different forum.
It's under the "Entertainent" forum, when it should be under the "No Shit" forum.

[Sheeplovr]

im so seeing it now

nothing can be worse than indy

[TheMojoPin]

Zionist propoganda.

I'm on to you, the Jews.

[PapaBear]

Ron: The previews looked so bad, I walked out on this thread.

[Snoogans]

The bad accent, or the bad acting?

you were in this?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thanks for stating the obvious

whats your next thread ,don't eat yellow snow

[Snoogans]

thanks for stating the obvious

whats your next thread ,don't eat yellow snow

You shouldnt. That means someone pissed on it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You shouldnt. That means someone pissed on it.

fuck, I thought it was a lemon snow cone

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg

[PapaBear]

fuck, I thought it was a lemon snow cone
That's what Earl said.

[Snoogans]

fuck, I thought it was a lemon snow cone

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/29/the_more_you_know2.jpg

snowcones were the worst shit ever. Seriously, it was the color of stuff, but it had zero flavor in the ice part. By the time you got to flavor, you just had a liquid purple mess in a paper cone

[King Hippos Bandaid]

snowcones were the worst shit ever. Seriously, it was the color of stuff, but it had zero flavor in the ice part. By the time you got to flavor, you just had a liquid purple mess in a paper cone


frozen snow cones you buy from the ice cream man suck fag balls

but the ones where you can add extra artificial flavor and sugar are like crack

[Snoogans]

frozen snow cones you buy from the ice cream man suck fag balls

but the ones where you can add extra artificial flavor and sugar are like crack

where the fuck was this? Ive never seen a snow cone once in my life that wasnt from an ice cream truck.

and while we are on getting extra flavor, FUCKIN SLUSH PUPPIES MOTHER FUCKERS

[King Hippos Bandaid]

where the fuck was this? Ive never seen a snow cone once in my life that wasnt from an ice cream truck.

and while we are on getting extra flavor, FUCKIN SLUSH PUPPIES MOTHER FUCKERS

exactly. the sno cones are at carnivals and fairs, kinda like a slush puppy, but more firm ice
they are like crack, I used to go back and throw the carny a buck to add more artificial flavor when the sno cone lost it's flavor

Diabetes here I come........

[Chigworthy]

Were slush puppies the hail dispensers in the Stop N Rob that you could jizz up with various fruity goodness?

[Snoogans]

Were slush puppies the hail dispensers in the Stop N Rob that you could jizz up with various fruity goodness?

I dont know what that means. Where I am, they were always behind the counter and you had to bitch at the people to get extra syrup. Fuckin cheap store owners

[Chigworthy]

I dont know what that means. Where I am, they were always behind the counter and you had to bitch at the people to get extra syrup. Fuckin cheap store owners

In elementary school, we'd have one guy causing a fuss at the slush puppy rig, while the rest of us fervently pocketed packes of Garbage Pail Kids and candy bars.

[Snoogans]

In elementary school, we'd have one guy causing a fuss at the slush puppy rig, while the rest of us fervently pocketed packes of Garbage Pail Kids and candy bars.

The dean of students at our HS was a former cop and was present during all lunches. There was ZERO fucking around on the lunch and snack lines. He was even like a fuckin lion pouncing when a fight would break out. Before anything good even happened he had it over. Fuckin McFarren. I hated his goddamn lectures

and in elementary school it was all prepackaged. Here is a bag kid, get the fuck outta here

[Chigworthy]

Fuckin McFarren. I hated his goddamn lectures


I hated "Don't worry, be happy" too.

[Snoogans]

I hated "Don't worry, be happy" too.

Ive probably heard this McFarrens fuckin fish hook bullshit more then that song.

He would take his card, and on the back he would draw a fish hook and hold it up. Then he would say "There would be alot more fish in the sea if they just kept their mouths shut" EVERY FUCKIN TIME as if I never heard that shit before. Obviously I wasn't listening, why waste the breath?

[TheMojoPin]

http://joebassett.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/peanuts_snoopy-snow_cone_maker.jpg

[pittphantoms]

Dont you think the fact I had to sit through this movie for two hours was enough punishment? Did I have to get killed by all of RF.net too?

[Death Metal Moe]

Don't See Zohan

Done and done.

[Sheeplovr]

Dont you think the fact I had to sit through this movie for two hours was enough punishment? Did I have to get killed by all of RF.net too?

and your phantom mascot looks like moon knight

[Death Metal Moe]

Dont you think the fact I had to sit through this movie for two hours was enough punishment? Did I have to get killed by all of RF.net too?

Well just think of it like this. You had a horrible experience and shared it here. Your pain was used for our pleasure. So in the end your wasted time and money made us laugh at your expense.

Actually, I'm not sure that will make you feel much better. I swear I had good intentions when I started typing this.

[Sinestro]

Did your sister like the movie?

[Kevin]

The fact that this piece of shit made 40million this weekend is further proof that we are doomed.

[Bossanova]

So, was he believable as a hair dresser?


Mikey ban this fool for a day, and good call on the hate of Love Guru. Mike Myers is trash as well

[drjoek]

But at least Rob Schneider has a big part in the movie.

[Furtherman]

You can thank this SNL sketch from '92 for Zohan. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6521789666854371088&hl=en)

[TheMojoPin]

You can thank this SNL sketch from '92 for Zohan. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6521789666854371088&hl=en)

Maybe, but that sketch still rules.

[Kevin]

Maybe, but that sketch still rules.

Disco, come on Disco.

They are so right about those awful electronic stores.

[Furtherman]

Maybe, but that sketch still rules.

AP is reporting from inside Israeli movie theaters where the crowds are cracking up at the over-the-top representations of Israeli culture.

“Zohan”, reports AP, had it’s basis in a “Saturday Night Live” sketch written by Robert Smigel in 1992, called “Sabra Price is Right”, starring Tom Hanks. Hanks’ name in the sketch is Oori Sholemson, the name of the character eventually played by Israeli actor Ido Mosseri in “Zohan”. Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Chris Rock - all of them now in “Zohan” - are featured in the sketch. Some of the phrases used in the bit appear verbatim in the movie, most prominently the catch phrase in the headline. Smigel - credited as co-writer on “Zohan” - plays Yossi in the movie, the would-be hand-model turned salesmen.