Weird Compliments!

[ralphbxny]

I went Jack Rabbit (Not a Vibrator place but a sneaker store) On 7th ave in Brooklyn to get some new Sneakers for my Sloan Kettering 5K on sunday and the Gentleman in the store said I had very nice Calves. The exact quote was they are nice and very muscular.

It's my first compliment about my apperance since I started working out from someone who wasnt a family member or friend. So I was very happy yet freaked out.I thanked him very kindly but I wanted to get the fuck out of there.

It got me to thinking has anyone ever been complimented yet totally freaked out by it?

[BoondockSaint]

A girl once told me, "You have beautiful eyes, like Dr. Giggles." WTF?

http://www.impawards.com/1992/posters/dr_giggles.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

When I was 16 I was at Valleyfair (MN version of 6 flags). I used the waterpark and then went to rinse off. I was showering and a long haired, 40 to 50 year old man wearing a shirt that said "I love Jesus" approached me. He said "You have nice pecs." I was taken back but replied with a polite "Thank you."

Then he said, "Really, you have a very nice chest. Can I touch your pecs?"

I made a very quick exit and found my friends to tell them about the crazy, old gay Jesus lover.

I was freaked out and not at all flattered by his comments.

[Gvac]

When I was 16 I was at Valleyfair (MN version of 6 flags). I used the waterpark and then went to rinse off. I was showering and a long haired, 40 to 50 year old man wearing a shirt that said "I love Jesus" approached me. He said "You have nice pecs." I was taken back but replied with a polite "Thank you."

Then he said, "Really, you have a very nice chest. Can I touch your pecs?"

I made a very quick exit and found my friends to tell them about the crazy, old gay Jesus lover.

I was freaked out and not at all flattered by his comments.

And yet you love mine. :wub:

Blowhard always tells me that I look like a scumbag but I'm actually a nice guy, if that counts for anything.

[drjoek]

I went Jack Rabbit (Not a Vibrator place but a sneaker store) On 7th ave in Brooklyn to get some new Sneakers for my Sloan Kettering 5K on sunday and the Gentleman in the store said I had very nice Calves. The exact quote was they are nice and very muscular.

It's my first compliment about my apperance since I started working out from someone who wasnt a family member or friend. So I was very happy yet freaked out.I thanked him very kindly but I wanted to get the fuck out of there.

It got me to thinking has anyone ever been complimented yet totally freaked out by it?

Probably from climbing all the way to the top of the upper deck every friday:lol:

[jauble]

I've been told by multiple people that I have very nice feet.

[RhinoinMN]

I've been told by multiple people that I have very nice feet.

Especially when you hold them together and turn them sideways.

[FUNKMAN]

went to a scholarship event last night for my eldest daughter and a softball dad who I haven't seen in a few months was standing outside. he complimented how pretty my daughters were who were with me and then said to me " you always look good "...

you gotta take e'm when you can get e'm


oh yeah and my girlfriend says i got a "real nice cock"...

[Mike Teacher]

I was working the morgue the other night and this guy comes in wearing a walkman and humming to himself; he takes a picture off my desk;

Him: "Is this you wife?"

Me; "Yes"

Him: "Nice Frame"

[Gvac]

I was working the morgue the other night and this guy comes in wearing a walkman and humming to himself; he takes a picture off my desk;

Him: "Is this you wife?"

Me; "Yes"

Him: "Nice Frame"


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[Chigworthy]

When I was 16, I was drunk at the fireworks on the 4th of July. This black kid from the city was up for the weekend and hanging out with all of us. At one point he began rubbing my back and saying how cool I was. Years later, I was hit on again by an older black gentleman at a bar. I guess gay black men like me.

[Jughead]

I was told one time at a big get together from musicians that I really appreciated...Thats the guy that sang that???....I was wearing a plaid jacket..I was cool:tongue:

[Jughead]

One time my mommy said :Boy your skin looks better.....:sad:

[Jennitalia]

i recently gave out a weird compliment to one of my clients. she had the tiniest, smoothest, adorable li'l feet... no callouses or any funk, so once i started my reflexology, i said, i dont mean to sound creepy, but you have the cutest little feet i've ever seen. she nervously laughed and said thanks.

[DarkHippie]

I once told Gvac that he was aging well. I stand by it, he looks really good for an old guy.

[IamPixie]

I've gotten compliments on my curly eyelashes on more than one occasion.

[TeeBone]

When I was 16, I was drunk at the fireworks on the 4th of July. This black kid from the city was up for the weekend and hanging out with all of us. At one point he began rubbing my back and saying how cool I was. Years later, I was hit on again by an older black gentleman at a bar. I guess gay black men like me.

I guess an appropriate compliment for this story would be, "You're not as Gay as you used to be."

[AngelAmy]

Instead of people telling me I have nice eyes they I have gotten the "are those your real eyes?" or "are you wearing contacts?"

Like a person can't have green eyes, pish posh!

[zildjian361]

a ex black chick who i called Mookie told me Mark you got pretty legs. :smile:

[zildjian361]

My wife told me i look good for 55.:wub:

[WhistlePig]

When I was around 13 years old my friend's mom told me I had really nice eyebrows. I thought that was weird at the time, but I guess they are ok because I've never had to wax them or anything to "shape" them.

[grlNIN]

Besides the typical stuff(omgz ur eyez), I have gotten complimented on my neck.

In Eighth grade i was at my best friend's house with another one of our friends from school that i had grown up with.

The girl from school and I were sitting on the ground with our legs in the pool talking and chilling, amidst the dainty splashing she was like "You have really great toes, they're perfectly ascending!".

I get it now, i do have lovely hands and feet but it was such a fucking random thing to say, especially at 14.

[DarkHippie]

I've gotten compliments on my curly eyelashes on more than one occasion.

*sigh* is there anything about you that isn't adorable

[Coach]

a ex black chick who i called Mookie told me Mark you got pretty legs. :smile:
How did she become an Ex Black Chick? Vote republican or go to College before birfing a kid?

[sr71blackbird]

A woman once told me my sweat smelled good.


I was like..... huh?

[Coach]

I was once told by a black girl: "If you didnt have blue eyes I would sooooo rock your world."
Damn, she was large.

[IamPixie]

I was once told by a black girl: "If you didnt have blue eyes I would sooooo rock your world."
Damn, she was large.

um....huh?

[Coach]

um....huh? That's what I said. Guess I was a "Blue Eyed Devil".
She was a BBW gal.

[IamPixie]

That's what I said. Guess I was a "Blue Eyed Devil".
She was a BBW gal.

was?






















i'm kidding.

[RhinoinMN]

A woman once told me my sweat smelled good.


I was like..... huh?

then you said goo goo, gah gah.

[Jughead]

Buzzard has a voice made for radio..Just sayin if you ever talk to him he sounds like Larry Lujack from Wls in Chicago (Back in the day)....:tongue:

[Boom Boom]

i recently gave out a weird compliment to one of my clients. she had the tiniest, smoothest, adorable li'l feet... no callouses or any funk, so once i started my reflexology, i said, i dont mean to sound creepy, but you have the cutest little feet i've ever seen. she nervously laughed and said thanks.

I'm a massage therapist and I sometimes compliment people on their feet if they're like really smooth and soft. i get some real funky ones sometimes.

I've also been complimented on my eyelashes, which is weird because I'm a frickin guy and it doesn't seem like a compliment.

Oh, and I was also once told by this hot chick that i took a really long piss...I just came right in my pants.

[Mullenax]

At least three times I have been told that I look "exotic", but any non-dancing woman would prefer the phrase "pretty". <p>
PS I'm a totally pale white girl, I don't get it.

[DiabloSammich]

My uncle once told me I was a great kisser.

This is the That's Life forum, right?

[Bossanova]

My uncle once told me I was a great kisser.

This is the That's Life forum, right?

Wait, your uncle told me that as well

[DiabloSammich]

Wait, your uncle told me that as well


You're such a whore.

[Bossanova]

You're such a whore.

Thats funny, he said the same thing yet again

[BoondockSaint]

Someone told me today," Your father was much heavier at your age."

[Bossanova]

I was told that I was as funny as Clintsman. i really don't know how to take that

[DiabloSammich]

I was told that I was as funny as Clintsman. i really don't know how to take that



:lol:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Years ago two guys mentioned something about my calves.

I was walking up the ramp at the Pavonia/Newport Path station when I heard one guy say, "Wow! Look at her calves!" The next guy said, "Yeah, but look at her thighs." Fucktard.

Also my ex-husband once said I looked better without make-up than Pam Anderson did.

[mugby43]

About a dozen times, I have been told by smokin hoy black girls that they did not beleibve I was not wearing eye makeup!! and I wasn't and .... you know...

[Sue_Bender]

I've been told that my husband is surprisingly good looking.

[ANC]

I usually hear, "Wow you got really broad shoulders" usually followed up by a shoulder grab...

[RhinoinMN]

I usually hear, "Wow you got really broad shoulders" usually followed up by a shoulder grab...

How do you feel about that?

[ANC]

How do you feel about that?

When females do it, pretty good...

When older longshoremen at work do it.... it gets kinda creepy..

[RAAMONE]

When I was 16, I was drunk at the fireworks on the 4th of July. This black kid from the city was up for the weekend and hanging out with all of us. At one point he began rubbing my back and saying how cool I was. Years later, I was hit on again by an older black gentleman at a bar. I guess gay black men like me.

if you ever visit the show...stay away from earl

[utriculus!]

Cougars always tell me I have "very old eyes".

Slightly exciting, yet mostly distressing.

[Thebazile78]

Cougars always tell me I have "very old eyes".

Slightly exciting, yet mostly distressing.

You can do something about that ... use this:

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[Skellington]

*sigh* I get, rather often: "you have the potential to be such a gorgeous girl, but....", normally followed by pointing to the tattoos. I used to be creative with my retorts, lately i've resorted to:

"... i've taken offense to your compliment gone awry, you have 3 secs before the fists of fury permeate your skull and remind you that if you can't say something nice, don't talk to the pissy tattoo'd chick"

"...but....i'm not fucking you, so you figured your give me a half ass compliment?'

"And you have the potential to be knee'd in the nuts so hard that it pops out those pretty <color> eyes."

"...*blinks* die *shimmy's away*"

*shrug* I like my tattoos. I don't understand why an oddly high number of people at random points find it necessary to tell me this sort of thing. I mean, if they were offering free removal or something, ok, but why do people feel the need to let me know this? It's almost equivilant to to going up to a obese person and telling them "you have the potential to be such a pretty person, but you are a fucking fat ass".

Oh, nothing beats "OMG I WANNA BITE THAT ASS!!!". This is how i lost my grande coffee frappicino to someones head.

[KC2OSO]

a ex black chick who i called Mookie told me Mark you got pretty legs. :smile:

Have you been drinking?

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2005/07/26/buck.jpg

[TheGameHHH]

ive had a few chicks tell me, "nice cock"

[jonyrotn]

Instead of people telling me I have nice eyes they I have gotten the "are those your real eyes?" or "are you wearing contacts?"

Like a person can't have green eyes, pish posh!
I called AngelAmy a rock star just the other night...

This was the conrversation almost word for word I had with a barternder in Manhattan, referring to a girl she worked with (only my name has been changed because nobody else is innocent)..I don't really know either one very well..

Ellen: Who did you leave with on Friday night? Rosemary right?
Me: Ahh, Okay.. Why.
Ellen: Because she told me she brought you home, and she told me what you did..
Me: What did I do?
Ellen: You're comming home with me tonight and you're gonna do the same thing to
me..
Me: What did I do?
Ellen: She said you ate her out so good, she thought you massaged her fallopian
tubes..
Me: Let me get this straight..You're taking me home tonight based on word of mouth
alone?
Ellen: Nope..Word of tounge..

I think the fallopian tupe reference is what made it such an odd and memerable compliment..Needless to say Ellen did not go to sleep unhappy that night..It was not too long after this that they showed up at my door together drunk and looking for a third..That's the best compliment of all..:happy:

[jonyrotn]

Have you been drinking?

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2005/07/26/buck.jpg

a ex black chick who i called Mookie told me Mark you got pretty legs. :smile: I bet she wishes she was black again..

My wife told me i look good for 55.:wub:but you're 35? Makes no sense..

[Furtherman]

A woman once told me my sweat smelled good.

I've gotten that one.


I've also been told I have an "infectious laugh", by both men and women.

I prefer when the woman say it.

[Heather 8]

I've been told that I should be a hand model. Thing is, my tiny hands and stubby fingers make Vos' look like a pianist's.

I've also been complimented on my eyelashes, which is weird because I'm a frickin guy and it doesn't seem like a compliment.


My stepbrother has lovely lashes as well, very long and full. Of course, the rest of his face isn't so great, so he has to have one good feature.

[Contra]

I've gotten the eyelashes compliment. They are long and a real pain in the ass. I used to get compliments about my hair until I started loosing it.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Two other things I thought of; not compliments, just weird.

My last semester of college I decided I was going to take a painting course. There was one girl I always stood next to as we painted. We chatted a little. She was nice but one day she said, "I'd LOVE to paint you! You look so ELIZABETHAN." Is that just another word for very pale?

Flash forward 5 years. I was out looking for another job (after quitting under duress). ANYHOO-- after yet another awful interview I stopped in a coffee shop and took out my journal to right down the days events. So as I'm sitting there, a guy comes up and sits at my table and asks what I'm doing. I said, "Uhhh, writing...?"

"What are you writing?"

"Errr, just my thoughts. And maybe a few crappy short stories and bad poems."

He rambled on about writing and books and then concluded with, "OHHH, so you're post-modern."

[barjockey]

I was once told that I was a good poster:smile:

[PapaBear]

A Guatemalan guy at work always says "polifacético!" to me. I guess it's because I've fixed his computer so many times.

[JerryTaker]

A very attractive woman I work with recently told me that I was crazy for saying I was a disgusting mess, she than said that she'd say more if we didn't work together...

I think she's just trying to get me to quit...

[Sue_Bender]

I was once told that I was a good poster:smile:

That certainly is a weird compliment.

[Mullenax]

Skellington:*sigh* I get, rather often: "you have the potential to be such a gorgeous girl, but....", normally followed by pointing to the tattoos.<p>
I get this one too. Guess what, the tattoos don't come off, so shut up. Why would a stranger try to induce a form of tattoo regret? What is that about?
There should never be a "but" or "if" in a compliment, and you know old ladies don't stroll up to biker guys and say they'd be handsome young men if they hadn't ruined their skin.<p>