Sneak Peek: "Asexuals In Love"

[Franklyn]

Hey cats, here we go again with another peek behind the curtain. Today's video is the results of Fez and Earl's bet. I'd say enjoy but you know, lol. Please someone come up with a bit that includes Naked women!!!! I beg of you.

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[mikeyboy]

Here it is.

[drusilla]

that video is disturbing yet fucking hysterical

[drjoek]

Best Cypher Film EVER!!
Fuck the pain away

[A.J.]

Lemony Fezzie's A Video of Unfortunate Events

[djjd]

:blink:




:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[STC-Dub]

I am never going to be the same again.

[paracetamol flanders]

Finally, slave rape is back "in."

[over_here_now]

nice to see the meds are working.

just like last time earl f's a crazy chick

[threepoundtrigger]

I am sure earl's grandmother is proud.

[theBustyGunner]

So disturbing. Why do I keep watching?

[boobieman]

So this video won last night..right??

I will never watch black and white TV again.



SEEYAYAYAAAAYYY

[WIcheesehead]

That was quite the video!! I guess it's not a surprise that he tasted lemony..Earl probably had to squeeze a fresh wedge of lemon on fez's crabs.

[ahhdurr]

How do you spell hot? A-S-E-X-U-A-L

[Lawson]

Truly disturbing... I think I need to take a shower

but I guess that does answer who's the top.

Nice work Franklyn!

[WIcheesehead]

It's really like any disaster...car wreck, fire etc it's so disturbing and no matter how violently ill you feel you can't seem to divert your gaze so you are forced to sit there as a prisoner of your own repulsion and watch in terror.

:flush:

[patsopinion]

am i the only person not fucking buying into this shit

i call bullshit

[spadanko]

:blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink::blink:: blink::blink::blink::blink:

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popc orn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:: popcorn:


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :eek::eek::eek:

[Big C]

I believe Ronnie B should disallow betting on the show unless those betting will come through FOR REAL and not this fake crap. I guess it was just a bit.

[Ron Marie Douglas]

That's terrible, I'm sorry

[PanterA]

Lemon flavor?

Thats not the kind of wood Pledge wants to be sprayed on Fezzy!

[StupidGirlllll]

Thank God for the Black Screen

[Lawson]

am i the only person not fucking buying into this shit

i call bullshit

It MUST be really them... Earl is dressed in all black!

[AnnoyedGrunt]

We all expected Earl to be the bottom but who knew Fez was packing?

[FUNKMAN]

only watched a few seconds but now i have to paint my whole apartment due to all the throw up...

[dudeabides]

I think I just threw up a little bit.

[silks]

I want to gouge my eyes out.

[Gvac]

I'm still wondering how Franklyn finds his way here. He always refers to this site as "RonANDFez.net" when he's on the air.

Please, Franklyn...for the love of God!!! RONFEZ.net!!!

I'm kind of anal that way.







Well, you know what I mean...

[JustJon]

I'm still wondering how Franklyn finds his way here. He always refers to this site as "RonANDFez.net" when he's on the air.

Please, Franklyn...for the love of God!!! RONFEZ.net!!!

I'm kind of anal that way.







Well, you know what I mean...

That you like to take it in the keister, like Earl?

[Gvac]

Stop posting and fix the mobile skin.

Thank you.

[zolo6029]

I am now off the wagon! Thanks:drunk:

[furie]

i wonder how many sessions with the therapist will this take up....

[Lady Resin]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!:eek:

[RMPGP]

Fez has a nice unit. Not much girth though.

[ChrisBrown]

This video and the build-up to it today is one of the oddest bits I have ever heard on the show. It's just strange how Fez and Early played it straight...well, not straight but acted as though they really had sex. I'm glad they did something since they lost the bet but acting like they had sex when they clearly didn't was strange.

[weslank]

We waited all this time and all we get is footage
from Earl's last family reunion----shit, the only way
that could've been better is if it was a snuff film. No offense
Franklyn, you're just doing what you're told.:thumbdown:

[Hilge]

um. ok.

[cigarsandscotch]

"Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.
The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed."
Robert Plant

[Chigworthy]

That you like to take it in the keister, like Earl?

Gvac loves anything near the taint.

[Fallon]

"Sneak Peek" would put it that theirs more of this to come. But isn't that just the final cut?

[barjockey]

Oddly hot


That said Fez and Earl shouldnt be allowed to make another bet. If I paid my bookie off with a stunt similar to that I'd be wearing a cast:help:

[NewYorkDragons80]

I believe Ronnie B should disallow betting on the show unless those betting will come through FOR REAL and not this fake crap. I guess it was just a bit.
Easy Fella. I thought it was a funny video (but maybe a little too long). Did you really want to see Ear fuck Fez? Come on.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Wow. I don't know what else to say, other than it seems like something I'd see late at night on Logo or part of a show on IFC or Sundance.

Well done! :clap:

[CrashDown]

wait........ yea i just threw up in my fucking mouth......

[DonInNC]

Wow that was awesome. Now I want to go the gym and see if anyone needs a spot.

[ChrisBrown]

Easy Fella. I thought it was a funny video (but maybe a little too long). Did you really want to see Ear fuck Fez? Come on.

Good point and good job with the video, Franklyn. I think I am disappointed in the odd way that Fez and Earl built it up as an actual video of them having sex. It wasn't funny. Suddenly Fez says that they did go ahead and pay off the bet and we will see a video. Everyone knows they didn't actually have sex but Fez acts as though they did. Roughly an hour later we see a well-made and mildly funny video but it sucked as a bit.

God knows that I didn't actually want to see them go at it but these bets are getting stupid. Fez is the worst at it. What did we listeners do to deserve being forced to hear those idiotic plugs for Zman that he had to do because he lost a bet? At least he held his promise but I hated those things.

I think Dave is only one who should be allowed to still make bets. At least I know he really will eat his own shit or come or stick something up his ass. As long as it isn't a promise to quite drinking for a day or two, he tends to keep his word.

[nevnut]

am i the only person not fucking buying into this shit

i call bullshit

I believe Ronnie B should disallow betting on the show unless those betting will come through FOR REAL and not this fake crap. I guess it was just a bit.

This video and the build-up to it today is one of the oddest bits I have ever heard on the show. It's just strange how Fez and Early played it straight...well, not straight but acted as though they really had sex. I'm glad they did something since they lost the bet but acting like they had sex when they clearly didn't was strange.

We waited all this time and all we get is footage
from Earl's last family reunion----shit, the only way
that could've been better is if it was a snuff film. No offense
Franklyn, you're just doing what you're told.:thumbdown:

um. ok.

Good point and good job with the video, Franklyn. I think I am disappointed in the odd way that Fez and Earl built it up as an actual video of them having sex. It wasn't funny. Suddenly Fez says that they did go ahead and pay off the bet and we will see a video. Everyone knows they didn't actually have sex but Fez acts as though they did. Roughly an hour later we see a well-made and mildly funny video but it sucked as a bit.

God knows that I didn't actually want to see them go at it but these bets are getting stupid. Fez is the worst at it. What did we listeners do to deserve being forced to hear those idiotic plugs for Zman that he had to do because he lost a bet? At least he held his promise but I hated those things.

I think Dave is only one who should be allowed to still make bets. At least I know he really will eat his own shit or come or stick something up his ass. As long as it isn't a promise to quite drinking for a day or two, he tends to keep his word.

So many "Don't get the bit" people.

Part of the bit IS the bad bets.












...and I apologize now for blowing up their spot.

[Dash77]

I love the music, but I'm scared for life yet again..:help:

[Boom Boom]

"Sneak Peek" would put it that theirs more of this to come. But isn't that just the final cut?

As much as I want to see bets paid off, I don't really think I want to see more than this. I hope it's the final cut.

The best part is Earl's boy sized penis.

And what's Fez a snowman with a carrot penis?

[NewYorkDragons80]

God knows that I didn't actually want to see them go at it but these bets are getting stupid. Fez is the worst at it. What did we listeners do to deserve being forced to hear those idiotic plugs for Zman that he had to do because he lost a bet? At least he held his promise but I hated those things.
Maybe it's just me, but I thought the Zman reads were funny. Anytime some character on the show gets the best of Fez and you just hear him exhausted is quality, IMO. The Zman reads to me were like when Retard Martin would call in and Fez would say "Oh hi Retard Martin" and just sound exasperated before anything even happened. The same can be said for "Hi Ron, Hi Fez" followed by "Hiii, ______". The fatigued voice that sounds like a group of kindergarteners forced to say "Thank you" collectively is a constant on Ron and Fez that I can never get enough of.

I don't know if you were at Paul-O's wedding or not, but the fact that Fezzie started Paul and Mel's life together with a Zman read had me HOWLING

[maverick27339]

ok teriffic:ohmy:

[reillyluck]

Great video!!

as for people disappointed.....Keep an eye on those posters. They love the cock.

[Annie Waits]

we can finally call them gay now!!:clap::clap::clap:

[Zorro]

I never suspected Fez was a Top

[ChrisBrown]

Maybe it's just me, but I thought the Zman reads were funny. Anytime some character on the show gets the best of Fez and you just hear him exhausted is quality, IMO. The Zman reads to me were like when Retard Martin would call in and Fez would say "Oh hi Retard Martin" and just sound exasperated before anything even happened. The same can be said for "Hi Ron, Hi Fez" followed by "Hiii, ______". The fatigued voice that sounds like a group of kindergarteners forced to say "Thank you" collectively is a constant on Ron and Fez that I can never get enough of.

I don't know if you were at Paul-O's wedding or not, but the fact that Fezzie started Paul and Mel's life together with a Zman read had me HOWLING

I see your point. The way read them sarcastically was kind of funny. I was probably a little harsh in my couple of posts about the video and Fez and Earl's bet.

[evil6]

I would you rather see Big A do ESD. :blink:

[zildjian361]

I'll make believe i didn't see that.:ohmy:

[THE JOYKILLER]

That just hurt my soul:glurps:

[KnoxHarrington]

I never suspected Fez was a Top



Yeah, I'm gonna have to switch up my favorite batch fantasy now.

[Franklyn]

thanks to everyone who enjoyed this video. I don't know if I want to meet you anymore but thank you hahahah.

[roger from cleveland]

great video!!!!

where is that song from?
i know i heard it before.....

[moochcassidy]

great video!!!!

where is that song from?
i know i heard it before.....

peaches- 'fuck the pain away'

was on in strip club in 'lost in translation'

[Franklyn]

And for those who didn't hear on air...mooch once again, fabulous Music choice as usual brother. I can't wait till we are working in the same time Zone again.

[LaBoob]

I feel so dirty!

As much as I wanted to see the bet paid off, well, I'm satisfied.

[vegeta]

That's most definitely earl's silhouette there. For guys just trying to pay off a bet, why did Earl has to give a blow job? I would thing that this was shenanigans if Earl wasn't recognizable. I would believe it more if there was raw audio of it.

[DiabloSammich]

Bravo to everyone involved.

Well done.

[DonInNC]

why did Earl has to give a blow job?

What, I guess if you had a cock inches from your face you'd just shoo it away? gimme a break.

[docgoblin]

Oh shit!... Now I'm blind!:blink: :glurps: :wacko:

[Sue_Bender]

As awkward and uncomfortable as the real thing.

[FUNKMAN]

Earl's latest xray

http://www.sideshowworld.com/DM-PR-xray2.gif

[Sue_Bender]

Earl's latest xray

http://www.sideshowworld.com/DM-PR-xray2.gif

Funny.

Ha.

[dozerking]

fucking awesome, you just have to pretend Earl is an ugly bald black chick, and it's all good.

[Bowel]

I never suspected Fez was a Top




If anyone has sex with Earl, they are automatically the top.