there's a squirrel in my kitchen

[Jennitalia]

and i'm scared. i woke up this morning and went into the kitchen to find it covered in what i thought was mouse poo. while i was vaccuming it ran out behind the fridge and i thought it was a rat and i just freaked out. after i made the call to have somebody come over, i took a post-rape shower, and i still feel skeeved out. i have four cats and none of them will even go into the kitchen now. turns out it's a squirrel, and a guy just came over with a friendly trap and then they'll release him into the world again. now i just have to wait and listen. i'm somewhat relieved it wasnt a rat, but i'm still never going into my kitchen again.

[Furtherman]

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I WILL SAVE YOU!

[WampusCrandle]

you bessin' catch it and eat. good protein.

[TheMojoPin]

There's a snake in my boot.

[JPMNICK]

and i'm scared. i woke up this morning and went into the kitchen to find it covered in what i thought was mouse poo. while i was vaccuming it ran out behind the fridge and i thought it was a rat and i just freaked out. after i made the call to have somebody come over, i took a post-rape shower, and i still feel skeeved out. i have four cats and none of them will even go into the kitchen now. turns out it's a squirrel, and a guy just came over with a friendly trap and then they'll release him into the world again. now i just have to wait and listen. i'm somewhat relieved it wasnt a rat, but i'm still never going into my kitchen again.

sounds like an excuse to not cook anymore

[Hottub]

There's a snake in my boot.

:thumbup:

[Epschtein]

you should be IMMEDIATELY trying to figure out how it got in, you dont want those things nesting in a wall cavity or attic.

[Jennitalia]

i enjoy cooking for my guy, but now the kitchen is tainted with squirrel. :ohmy:

and it most likely came in from where the air conditioning was put in. the guy just put in in over the weekend but didnt do a great job patching things up. he's not very handy when it comes to household things.

[thepaulo]

just be glad it wasn't a possum...they eat babies.

[DiabloSammich]

You've forgotten the number one rule when fighting a squirrel.

Don't let him get in your kitchen.

[LaBoob]

My dog is kind of a dope and she is certainly no hunter, but she would've swallowed that squirrel whole in a heartbeat.

[Kris10]

just add ketchup!

[Tall_James]

I have a similar problem...

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[angrymissy]

My cat casually came inside once with an entire squirrel in its mouth half alive. No rodent comes within 100 ft of my house.

[Enabler]

:lol::lol:

We had bats get in our apartment several times in college. It was terrifying. We actually got rather adept at composing ourselves and grounding the thing, covering it with a bucket and releasing it. They usually got in thru a door left open at night for too long.

[Badinia]

You've forgotten the number one rule when fighting a squirrel.

Don't let him get in your kitchen.

WORDS TO LIVE BY!

[jetdog]

In mother Russia, we invade squirrel's kitchen...
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/FunnySquirrelOutfits002.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Tree rat.

[nukinfuts]

just be glad it wasn't a possum...they eat babies.

I thought Dingos ate babies?
:glurps:

[BoondockSaint]

I thought Dingos ate babies?
:glurps:

Let's be honest. Who doesn't eat babies?

[MadMatt]

You should enter the "Fark My Kitchen" contest...

http://img.fark.com/images/squirrel.jpg

[Jennitalia]

he hasnt come out yet. we went out for a little while hoping it'll come out and get trapped, but, no. it's going to be a long night. and my guy is almost as scared as i am....fucking pussy.

[jauble]

:lol::lol:

We had bats get in our apartment several times in college. It was terrifying. We actually got rather adept at composing ourselves and grounding the thing, covering it with a bucket and releasing it. They usually got in thru a door left open at night for too long.

We had bats all the time that would come in through our attic they never really freaked me out. The best way to catch them (besides a snowshovel) is to figure out their flight pattern and throw a sheet up in front of them. Then take the sheet outside and away they go. We also had a raccon that lived in the attic named petey he was slightly larger than a medium sized dog he would come down every once and awhile and we would yell petey what the fuck and then he would go back up the stairs.

[Fallon]

Their was a sparrow in a classroom at work today. It was flying around all over the place until I opened the window and it finally flew out.

A couple months ago a bird flew in the window while my sister and I were stopped at a red light. She freaked out and ran out of the car, people around us were laughing at her, as was I.

[PapaBear]

:lol::lol:

We had bats get in our apartment several times in college. It was terrifying. We actually got rather adept at composing ourselves and grounding the thing, covering it with a bucket and releasing it. They usually got in thru a door left open at night for too long.
In the past 3 or 4 years, I've had bats in my house on 3 occasions. One time it was two bats, and the other two times it was one. On all three occasions, it was around 2 in the morning, and two times, I was drunk. Chasing bats at 2AM while drunk is quite a challenge.

[jonyrotn]

Find out which tree he lives in and then just drive your home a safe distance away from it..

[hurlmon]

http://www.leblogart.com/images/cattelan.jpg

[drjoek]

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[Jujubees2]

Squirrels? Shot I wish that's all I had. I have these two things that live in my house and they can be found all over the house. They constantly make a mess and are always getting into my food. They look like little humans (my wife claims that they're our kids) but I don't usually get close enough to see for sure.

[Thebazile78]

You should call Mike Huckabee:

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[RAAMONE]

My dog is kind of a dope and she is certainly no hunter, but she would've swallowed that squirrel whole in a heartbeat.

or burnt it with her fire breath

[jonyrotn]

There's a bat in my bellfry..
There's a tiger in my tank..
There are ants in my pants..
There's a bull in my china shop..
There's a bird in my hand..
There are horses being held..
There are monkeys in my barrel and there's a monkey on my back..
There's an 800 pound gorilla in the room..
There's a bee in my bonnet..
There's a bug up my ass and my cock smells like tuna..
You don't see me having a cow, do you?
That's cause I'm happy as a pig in shit, laughing like a hyena, pissing like a race horse, busy as a beaver, sly as a fox, hungry like the wolf, and loaded for bear..

[topless_mike]

i enjoy cooking for my guy, but now the kitchen is tainted with squirrel. :ohmy:



she said TAINT

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[ralphbxny]

In the south Squirrels are delicacies!

[Jennitalia]

she said TAINT

http://www.geocities.com/stimpysvideotrading/bandb.jpg

thanks for making me laugh, mike :) i just came home from work to find the kitchen filled with more squirrel poop and an empty cage. he's a smart fella, i'll give him that. i am so pissed and at a loss as to what to do. i tried vaccuming to scare him again and i cant find him. i almost wish my 4 cats would just find this thing and kill it, but then i'd have to clean up the body. i live in a house of pussies. if not, perhaps the exterminator can do something else when he comes to check the cage tomorrow.

[Stankfoot]

Tree rat.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/rat.jpg

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