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RAAMONE
06-05-2008, 05:22 AM
seriously...nothing personal but fuck you...although i do laugh sometimes at those "brake retardation" signs

i love when i am driving to work and i am behind a trucker...especially when i'm at a red light and it takes you a half hour to get up to the speed limit. Seriously, how long does it take you to go from 0-60? an hour and 13 minutes? its great when you make deliveries in town and just park in the middle of the street for an hour. i also really loved when you fucked up traffic in my town on your way down to D.C. on your stupid little truck convoy. howd that work out for you by the way? just deal with the gas prices like everyone else is. what did you think was gonna happen? the government would be like, "holy shit, we didnt realize the gas prices were so high until i saw all these trucks down here!" Come to think of it i hate protesters also. does it ever really change anything?

assholes.

ChrisBrown
06-05-2008, 05:31 AM
seriously...nothing personal but fuck you...although i do laugh sometimes at those "brake retardation" signs

i love when i am driving to work and i am behind a trucker...especially when i'm at a red light and it takes you a half hour to get up to the speed limit. Seriously, how long does it take you to go from 0-60? an hour and 13 minutes? its great when you make deliveries in town and just park in the middle of the street for an hour. i also really loved when you fucked up traffic in my town on your way down to D.C. on your stupid little truck convoy. howd that work out for you by the way? just deal with the gas prices like everyone else is. what did you think was gonna happen? the government would be like, "holy shit, we didnt realize the gas prices were so high until i saw all these trucks down here!" Come to think of it i hate protesters also. does it ever really change anything?

assholes.

I couldn't agree more. Great thread.

RhinoinMN
06-05-2008, 05:35 AM
Yeah! We should go back to relying on the railroad system. Then I can pick up my shit 60 miles away from my house or business. I'm one of the unfortunates that don't have a rail yard on my property.

I would much rather wait 5 - 10 min for all of the trains that cross the major highways.

biggestmexi
06-05-2008, 05:44 AM
hey some are bad and some are good.

my dad is a driver and a great one at that.

Furtherman
06-05-2008, 05:47 AM
Without truckers you'd be staring at a lot of empty shelves in your house.

Jujubees2
06-05-2008, 05:49 AM
http://www.iceroadtruckerhugh.com/assets/images_example1.jpg

Hey Wussie, Come on up to Canada and I'll show you how to drive on some ice.

mendyweiss
06-05-2008, 05:49 AM
When The Turnpike Splits, I Always Drive In The Trucks Only Lanes. I Trust Them More !

underdog
06-05-2008, 07:04 AM
Without truckers you'd be staring at a lot of empty shelves in your house.

Even with truckers I'm staring at a lot of empty shelves. :glurps:

TheMojoPin
06-05-2008, 07:25 AM
Why do you make baby Optimus Prime cry?

http://blog.makezine.com/optimus-costume102207.jpg

LaBoob
06-05-2008, 08:07 AM
When The Turnpike Splits, I Always Drive In The Trucks Only Lanes. I Trust Them More !


Me too... And I have a lot of sympathy for people who drive for a living... I drove for a sales job for 4 years - the only assholes I came across were driving cars and were completely clueless that there was anybody else on the road.

SatCam
06-05-2008, 08:15 AM
I deal with truckers on a daily basis - i do recieving - they are probably the coolest people to be around. cant say anything about their driving but they are pulling 18 wheels and not 4


http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~msmith03/route66/illinois_trucker.jpg

moochcassidy
06-05-2008, 09:34 AM
even the creative ones who say 'the trucker' after their name when they call the show?

bobrobot
06-05-2008, 09:48 AM
even the creative ones who say 'the trucker' after their name when they call the show?

Yeah, My fave is Trucker the Trucker... after that would hafta be Bri Bri the Trucker!!!

http://boomeria.org/chemlectures/qual/keepontruckin.jpg
http://furpeacestore.com/images/cd_ht_keepontruckin.jpg
http://helium.lunarpages.com/~funky4/pictures/ekendricks45.jpg

A.J.
06-05-2008, 09:54 AM
Let's go Space Truckin'!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSinBCpsrY0&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VSinBCpsrY0&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

PapaBear
06-05-2008, 09:59 PM
Without truckers you'd be staring at a lot of empty shelves in your house.
Where would you get the shelves?

Chigworthy
06-05-2008, 10:02 PM
In CA, without truckers we'd have a major glut of bathtub tweak.

jonyrotn
06-05-2008, 10:33 PM
In CA, without truckers we'd have a major glut of bathtub tweak.I believe you..I don't know what the fuck your saying, but I believe you..


It is so difficult to get and retain your CDL now a days..You really do have to be a professional driver and follow extreamly strict guidelines..No drugs at all..No felony convictions and a bunch of other shit..Not to mention the restrictions that a private company will pile on top of everything else..

I think over the past ten years they've done a good job of weeding out the rif-raf that were dangerous assholes on the road..At least in New York I notice a change for the better..

jauble
06-05-2008, 10:36 PM
As a person that drives on 70 a lot I've seen my fair share of both good and bad truckers. They are necesary and at times annoying. I always do smile when I see the wow in the dirt though.

ANC
06-06-2008, 05:30 AM
I work in the port/trucking industry and have to say, the bad ones are the worst but the good ones are great guys. Owner/Operators are some of the best guys on the road.

drjoek
06-06-2008, 05:36 AM
But what about the hats they contributed to fashion?
http://www.cafepress.com/content/createandbuy/img/product_examples/101_c4.jpg

ralphbxny
06-06-2008, 05:36 AM
Trucker = Black person....Racist! They are on 22 inch rims you cant just drive fast and bust them up.

Tall_James
06-06-2008, 05:37 AM
Say what you will about their driving skills but they do put out the best holiday music available.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YQ9FGSY5L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

ChrisBrown
06-06-2008, 05:40 AM
Say what you will about their driving skills but they do put out the best holiday music available.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YQ9FGSY5L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

is this that Canadian country singer that has the song about daddy drinking up all of their Christmas present money? I think the song was something like "Daddy Drank up Christmas". It's one of the greatest xmas songs of all time.

RAAMONE
06-06-2008, 05:52 AM
I believe you..I don't know what the fuck your saying, but I believe you..


It is so difficult to get and retain your CDL now a days..You really do have to be a professional driver and follow extreamly strict guidelines..No drugs at all..No felony convictions and a bunch of other shit..Not to mention the restrictions that a private company will pile on top of everything else..

I think over the past ten years they've done a good job of weeding out the rif-raf that were dangerous assholes on the road..At least in New York I notice a change for the better..

holy shit, that sucks...i cant believe they would put truckers through that...because all of us other people with jobs can just go to work and commit crimes and smoke crack and not have to worry about anything...way to strict! especially the drug tests, i mean all they do is drive

Chigworthy
06-06-2008, 06:27 AM
I'm sure they put all of the drivers who cross into our country through these rigorous tests too.

oldladyfacepuncher
06-06-2008, 06:38 AM
Without truckers you'd be staring at a lot of empty shelves in your house.

You'd be sitting in an empty lot, never mind the shelves.

RhinoinMN
06-06-2008, 06:54 AM
And without truckers all of those lot lizards would be unemployed.

oldladyfacepuncher
06-06-2008, 07:05 AM
holy shit, that sucks...i cant believe they would put truckers through that...because all of us other people with jobs can just go to work and commit crimes and smoke crack and not have to worry about anything...way to strict! especially the drug tests, i mean all they do is drive

You are so right. In fact, from now on, no one should by anything that was shipped. We can make all our own shit, and grow our own food. Shit, we can go to the warehouses and pick up our own crap. How hard can it be? So what if we have to drive all over the country to get all the parts to build a fucking blender? I got plenty of time, since I only work 60 hours a week. Maybe we can pull together and save on fuel money. We could all pitch in and get a large enough vehicle that could carry all of our shit. That way we could get everything back here at one time, instead of everyone having to spend so much time and money criss crossing the country by themselves. That would be so great! Then we'd have so much more time to smoke crack, commit crimes, and study grammar.

RAAMONE
06-06-2008, 07:19 AM
You are so right. In fact, from now on, no one should by anything that was shipped. We can make all our own shit, and grow our own food. Shit, we can go to the warehouses and pick up our own crap. How hard can it be? So what if we have to drive all over the country to get all the parts to build a fucking blender? I got plenty of time, since I only work 60 hours a week. Maybe we can pull together and save on fuel money. We could all pitch in and get a large enough vehicle that could carry all of our shit. That way we could get everything back here at one time, instead of everyone having to spend so much time and money criss crossing the country by themselves. That would be so great! Then we'd have so much more time to smoke crack, commit crimes, and study grammar.

exactly

Lunatic
06-06-2008, 05:15 PM
you try dealing with all the entitled assholes in cars. i'm pullin 80,000 pounds down the road and tryin like hell not to run down one of you little crunchies. oh yeah, we call ya crunchies becuase when we hit yah, all we hear is a little crunching sound.:furious:

DolaMight
06-06-2008, 05:22 PM
fuck the truckerz haterz
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Truckers be eatin pizza on your stoop wearin a vampire costume mothafruxa

RAAMONE
08-27-2008, 07:16 AM
bump

i'd also like to add schoolbuses...school just started making my commute to work even longer!

ok...i get that i have to stop if the kid has to cross the street...but if they are getting on the right side...what the hell to i have to stop for?

and if i get stuck behind one its just all over

ANC
08-27-2008, 07:20 AM
bump

i'd also like to add schoolbuses...school just started making my commute to work even longer!

ok...i get that i have to stop if the kid has to cross the street...but if they are getting on the right side...what the hell to i have to stop for?

and if i get stuck behind one its just all over

I hear ya buddy. Where I live, if I get behind a bus I'm screwed because they stop in front of each kid's house to pick them up. Whatever happened to walking to the bus stop? Lazy bastards..

yojimbo7248
08-27-2008, 07:29 AM
Without truckers, C.W. McCall would never had written "Convoy" and Cledus Maggard & the Citizen's Band would never had written "White Knight". Our country would have been a worse place without the late seventies trucker country tunes. A grateful American thanks and salutes you, Truckers.

earthbrown
08-27-2008, 07:38 AM
seriously...nothing personal but fuck you...although i do laugh sometimes at those "brake retardation" signs

i love when i am driving to work and i am behind a trucker...especially when i'm at a red light and it takes you a half hour to get up to the speed limit. Seriously, how long does it take you to go from 0-60? an hour and 13 minutes? its great when you make deliveries in town and just park in the middle of the street for an hour. i also really loved when you fucked up traffic in my town on your way down to D.C. on your stupid little truck convoy. howd that work out for you by the way? just deal with the gas prices like everyone else is. what did you think was gonna happen? the government would be like, "holy shit, we didnt realize the gas prices were so high until i saw all these trucks down here!" Come to think of it i hate protesters also. does it ever really change anything?

assholes.

you are a fucking moron....

Not all places recieving goods have loading docks, so we must park in the street and it is OUR FEDERAL RIGHT to do so. Longer it takes for us to deliver a load, the more your dumb ass pays for it, so free flowing freight is a good thing for you.

It is also a FEDERAL RIGHT TO ASSEMBLE AND PROTEST!!!!! Even if you dont agree everyone has the right to protest what ever they want in a peaceful manner.


K

A.J.
08-27-2008, 07:59 AM
Right as I opened this thread, there was this banner ad for trucking (http://truckingjob.org/truckerform.htm?gclid=CPOt8MGxrpUCFRKAxgodpF7KbA) jobs.

ANC
08-27-2008, 08:02 AM
Without truckers, I'd be out of a job.

Nick the Cock
08-27-2008, 08:10 AM
I hate truckers also, and I am one. The simple fact of the matter is though that everything that you eat, are wearing, and own was brought by a truck. There wouldn't even be empty shelves themselves if the trucks didn't bring them.

mongothetrucker
08-27-2008, 08:25 AM
even the creative ones who say 'the trucker' after their name when they call the show?

Yeah, they stink.

Yeah, My fave is Trucker the Trucker... after that would hafta be Bri Bri the Trucker!!!

Sad Panda.. :(

MisterSmith
08-27-2008, 08:33 AM
I don't hate all truckers, but I definitely hate the truckers that drive like a-holes. Of course I am sure truckers hate car drivers that drive like a-holes. Hell, I don't like when anybody drives like an a-hole.

The fact is that anybody that drives with a sense of 'f#ck-all' entitlement can be a danger.

Dingbat_Charlie
08-27-2008, 08:41 AM
I love it when a lane is closing and a trucker will block off the lane to prevent asswipes from zooming past everybody to merge at the last minute.

Gunner S
08-27-2008, 12:32 PM
dont you hate when you get behind a livestock Trucker, and the Pigshit is just flying out and hitting your car?

Listen To Doug Stanhopes "Fuck Truckers" Track

ahhdurr
08-27-2008, 03:43 PM
seriously...nothing personal but fuck you...although i do laugh sometimes at those "brake retardation" signs

i love when i am driving to work and i am behind a trucker...especially when i'm at a red light and it takes you a half hour to get up to the speed limit. Seriously, how long does it take you to go from 0-60? an hour and 13 minutes? its great when you make deliveries in town and just park in the middle of the street for an hour. i also really loved when you fucked up traffic in my town on your way down to D.C. on your stupid little truck convoy. howd that work out for you by the way? just deal with the gas prices like everyone else is. what did you think was gonna happen? the government would be like, "holy shit, we didnt realize the gas prices were so high until i saw all these trucks down here!" Come to think of it i hate protesters also. does it ever really change anything?

assholes.

share your feelings with the group. I'm sensing hostility.

HBox
08-27-2008, 03:56 PM
I have no problem with truckers until they call radio shows and TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK AND NEVER SHUT UP!