Dog Licked My Cock

[RAAMONE]

so my girl and i are housitting and taking care of my buddies dogs...his AC was broke and it was really hot so we ended up sleeping naked

i was woken up with a nice feeling and for a second i thought it was my girl (then i realized she never has done that to wake me) so i lifted up the covers and there was the dog licking away...

i pushed it away and went on with my morning

but i'm sitting here now realizing that for a split second i may have enjoyed a dog pleasing me...even though i didnt know it was a dog and thought it was my chick...does this make me a bad person?

it was a girl dog if that helps

[Kris10]

A lick is a lick, right????

at least you didn't have to use peanut butter... where have I heard that before?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

it was a girl dog if that helps


you should know that all bitches love the cock

[LaBoob]

at least you didn't have to use peanut butter

He didn't need any; clearly he's naturally tasty.

Maybe this dog is just really well trained?

[Kris10]

Maybe this dog is just really well trained?

But does she breath fire?

[Furtherman]

i was woken up with a nice feeling and for a second i thought it was my girl (then i realized she never has done that to wake me) so i lifted up the covers and there was the dog licking away...

Now's your chance to tell her the dog knows well how to wake a man.

[torker]

Next time hide a Snausage in your bumhole.

[RAAMONE]

Maybe this dog is just really well trained?

shit, i didnt think of that, maybe my buddy is really sick


or really smart

i'm on the fence with this one

[Kris10]

Your lucky the dog only licked and didn't bite.

[RhinoinMN]

Did you have sex with your chick the night before and forget to clean up?

My dogs love the smell of a vag. They are always carrying my wifes panties around.


No, you are not a bad person.

[OGC]

This thread is useless without pictures.




no homo :banning:

[TheMojoPin]

Dogs are known for eating poo.

Therefore, your balls must taste like shit.

SCIENCE!!!

[MadMatt]

This thread is useless without pictures.




no homo :banning:


http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/blog/images/dog_bountyhunter_returns.jpg



I think this is who Raamone is talking about.

He sure has fallen a long way since his show was canceled...



:laugh:

[topless_mike]

would you have felt guilty if you nutted all over his nose?