Post an abomination

[Tenbatsuzen]

The thread about Ron and Fez doing reads for the whore site got me thinking for a thread idea:

Things that you deem "just aren't right" and have no place in this natural world - an abomination.

I'll start with this:

The Budweiser Chelada:

http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/dsc05380new.jpg

A traditional Chelada is just beer with lime juice and tabasco or worchestershire sauce. Apparently, A-B thinks it's an abortion of foamy clamato juice.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

any One Eye Jack Thread

[booster11373]

any MTV award show

[Tenbatsuzen]

any MTV award show

I will agree with the caveat of post-2000 MTV. Some of the VMAs when MTV actually played videos were phenomenal.

[mikeyboy]

Things that you deem "just aren't right" and have no place in this natural world - an abomination.


You know you're just giving people an opening to post your wedding picture.















j/k ;)

[HBox]

http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w08/img.134519_t.jpg

[Fallon]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4239

[yomudder21]

Pizza Hut being proud that they are now delivering pasta. I understand ordering a pizza cause no one is rolling fucking dough on their counter, but who the fuck can't boil some water and throw some spaghetti in it.

oh yeah and let's not forget their pizza is hideous too.

double abomination.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You know you're just giving people an opening to post your wedding picture.















j/k ;)

I was actually waiting to see who would post/mention it first - I had money on Sheepy, Fallon, and TallJames - but not you, Mikey...

[Team_Ramrod]

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-07/24259885.jpg


Don't tell him I said this.

[IamPixie]

A multi million dollar business. And we just service Logan. The companies that do JFK and ATL are fucking enormous. I had drivers that make $3-4k a week during the summer and holiday seasons just driving around and putting bags on people's doorsteps.

Working in this business for 10 years, I can tell you never pack anything you might need. Carry it on.

Oh, and if the airline loses your bag and you think telling the dispatcher at the delivery service that you need your bag because it has "medication in it" will get you your bag quicker, it won't. In fact, we'll make sure it takes longer.

motherfucker :wallbash:

[Fallon]

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2006-07/24259885.jpg


Don't tell him I said this.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a183/krysfoss/BLOG%2007/jenna-jameson-bikini-candids-16.jpg

[underdog]

When mankind lies with mankind, as with womankind.

[Team_Ramrod]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a183/krysfoss/BLOG%2007/jenna-jameson-bikini-candids-16.jpg


We should have just saved time in the first place.

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q312/topanga14/jenna-jameson-tito-ortiz_275x400.jpg

[underdog]

motherfucker :wallbash:

I'm an abomination? I thought you liked me. :glurps:

[sailor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Alia-Alicia_Witt.jpg/230px-Alia-Alicia_Witt.jpg

[HBox]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/egSD4aZcwL4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/egSD4aZcwL4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[IamPixie]

I'm an abomination? I thought you liked me. :glurps:

of course I like you! but if I packed it, I fucking need it!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.sportshollywood.com/images/xfl.jpg

[underdog]

of course I like you! but if I packed it, I fucking need it!

Oh, that's not because of the delivery services, that's because the airlines are so incompetent at their jobs that they misplace something like 25% of all luggage. Especially if you fly overseas (don't fly British. EVER).

But I just meant don't pack keys or wedding dresses (!!!) or medication.

[IamPixie]

Oh, that's not because of the delivery services, that's because the airlines are so incompetent at their jobs that they misplace something like 25% of all luggage. Especially if you fly overseas (don't fly British. EVER).

But I just meant don't pack keys or wedding dresses (!!!) or medication.

you're not helping! :flush::flush::flush:

[underdog]

you're not helping! :flush::flush::flush:

But I am! Carry your keys and wedding dresses with you at all times. And cell phones! Don't pack your cell phone (or charger) in your checked luggage. Put it in your carry on bag.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.80s.com/That80sShow/graphics/main.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

A multi million dollar business. And we just service Logan. The companies that do JFK and ATL are fucking enormous. I had drivers that make $3-4k a week during the summer and holiday seasons just driving around and putting bags on people's doorsteps.

Working in this business for 10 years, I can tell you never pack anything you might need. Carry it on.

Oh, and if the airline loses your bag and you think telling the dispatcher at the delivery service that you need your bag because it has "medication in it" will get you your bag quicker, it won't. In fact, we'll make sure it takes longer.

Don't you mean 'They'?





























I'm sorry.
Please don't hate me.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.80s.com/That80sShow/graphics/main.jpg

IT'S A CELLULAR PHONE

[underdog]

Don't you mean 'They'?





























I'm sorry.
Please don't hate me.

I mean "we" as in dispatchers.

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY IDENTITY! :glurps:

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.robertklein.com/images/new%20bios/mercuriocolorbio.jpg

[Fallon]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3153&size=1

[Chigworthy]

The self-important shit douche Hogans.
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/may29_08/johngraziano.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302874874.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[IamPixie]

The self-important shit douche Hogans.
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/may29_08/johngraziano.jpg

that's what happens to "negative" people:thumbdown:

[Fallon]

This: NSFW (http://www.spike.com/blog/wanna-ride-in-my-va/65190)

[MadMatt]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6136/abominationkx8.gif

Duh...

[Tenbatsuzen]

The self-important shit douche Hogans.
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/may29_08/johngraziano.jpg

Remember kids: wear your seatbelt.

[Team_Ramrod]

The self-important shit douche Hogans.
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/may29_08/johngraziano.jpg

Whoa, Chig!

Why blame the hogans?

He was Negative!!!!

[Team_Ramrod]

This: NSFW (http://www.spike.com/blog/wanna-ride-in-my-va/65190)

I'm above average and I got to tell you... That thing would do nothing for a mans confidence.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Whoa, Chig!

Why blame the hogans?

He was Negative!!!!

Because everyone wants to blame Nick because it's convenient. Graziano was involved with buying the booze and didn't put his seatbelt on and I wouldn't be surprised if he egged Nick on during the revving.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v447/hannyspics/2008-05-26032-resize2.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

Because everyone wants to blame Nick because it's convenient. Graziano was involved with buying the booze and didn't put his seatbelt on and I wouldn't be surprised if he egged Nick on during the revving.

I agree that very well could have happened. That still doesn't relieve Nick from the responsibility for choosing to drive like a maniac. He still had control of his actions.

But I do understand your point.

[Team_Ramrod]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v447/hannyspics/2008-05-26032-resize2.jpg

You take that picture back!!!!


Jill is a very attractive lady!

[Judge Smails]

http://www.kraft.com.au/NR/rdonlyres/1EB2429D-B7EF-448B-AE65-4DAD549A06DA/0/MiracleWhipJar.jpg
Satan's AIDS Infected Jizz Spread

[Tenbatsuzen]

I agree that very well could have happened. That still doesn't relieve Nick from the responsibility for choosing to drive like a maniac. He still had control of his actions.

But I do understand your point.

I'm not absolving Nick of the blame. He was an idiot. But there's a reason why Nick walked away from that accident and Graziano's a vegetable, especially when the driver's side took the brunt of the impact. It's all about personal responsibility, which is something that you're not seeing a lot of in this case.

[tele7]

Carlos Mencia

[Team_Ramrod]

I'm not absolving Nick of the blame. He was an idiot. But there's a reason why Nick walked away from that accident and Graziano's a vegetable, especially when the driver's side took the brunt of the impact. It's all about personal responsibility, which is something that you're not seeing a lot of in this case.

I agree completely.






I never thought I'd say that......

[OGC]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1551/sextm2.jpg

Lock it up.

[PhishermanEto]

http://www.anatomorphex.com/picts/monsters/MN013_ABOMINABLE_SNOWMAN.jpg

[Devo37]

Cheeseburger in a can.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/canned_cheeseburger.jpg

[underdog]

I'm not absolving Nick of the blame. He was an idiot. But there's a reason why Nick walked away from that accident and Graziano's a vegetable, especially when the driver's side took the brunt of the impact. It's all about personal responsibility, which is something that you're not seeing a lot of in this case.

I think the issue people are having with it is the Hogan's phone calls about the situation. Saying the kid deserved it because he was negative or that Nick's mom is suffering more because the kids parents didn't even like their sun.

Or the fact the that picture makes the kid look like someone put a candy dish on Christopher Reeve's forehead.

[Marc with a c]

http://www.ronfez.net/images/mafialife120x60.gif

[PhishermanEto]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/1000574~Boston-Red-Sox-2004-World-Series-Champions-Composite-Posters.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

I think the issue people are having with it is the Hogan's phone calls about the situation. Saying the kid deserved it because he was negative or that Nick's mom is suffering more because the kids parents didn't even like their sun.

Or the fact the that picture makes the kid look like someone put a candy dish on Christopher Reeve's forehead.

I haven't heard the phonecalls, but is there a chance stuff has been taken out of context?

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2543968800_a22d5e167a_o.png

fix the board

[Slumbag]

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm231/kevinchan1110/Movie%20Posters/WhatHappensInVegas.jpg

[underdog]

I haven't heard the phonecalls, but is there a chance stuff has been taken out of context?

You should really listen to the phonecalls. There's no way for them to be taken out of context.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You should really listen to the phonecalls. There's no way for them to be taken out of context.

The crucifixion of Nick Hogan sickens me enough. The fact of the matter is, people who are legitimately DUI and injure people get less time than what Nick got.

Nick got a raw, raw deal.

[underdog]

The crucifixion of Nick Hogan sickens me enough. The fact of the matter is, people who are legitimately DUI and injure people get less time than what Nick got.

Nick got a raw, raw deal.

He got 8 months in jail for almost killing his friend. He got a pretty good deal.

Other DUIs just aren't punished correctly.

[Snoogans]

The reality is most racehorses end up in slaughterhouses. Meat gets sold in Europe and Asia.

Only the very best get put out to stud, and they don't even get to fuck, its all artificial insemination.

HAHAHAHA

[KC2OSO]

Wha? Too easy.

[PhishermanEto]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4225

[Chigworthy]

I'm not absolving Nick of the blame. He was an idiot. But there's a reason why Nick walked away from that accident and Graziano's a vegetable, especially when the driver's side took the brunt of the impact. It's all about personal responsibility, which is something that you're not seeing a lot of in this case.

Nick's parents couldn't agree with you more.















PS: Listen to the phone calls.

[Reynolds]

http://images.pcworld.com/news/graphics/125772-WebTVDevice.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

HAHAHAHA

Once again, Snoogans is a dumbass. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_insemination)

Artificial insemination in livestock and pets
An artificial vagina used to collect semen from horses for use in artificial insemination

Artificial insemination is used in animals to propagate desirable characteristics of one male to many females or overcome breeding problems, particularly in the cases of horses, cattle, pigs, pedigree dogs

[TeeBone]

http://img.webring.com/r/b/bestindiemusic/logo

[AnnoyedGrunt]

http://www.teamdroid.com/img-2/ecw.jpg

[A.J.]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/wimbledon/_group_photos/jennifer_connelly27.jpg

[Snoogans]

Once again, Snoogans is a dumbass. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_insemination)

Again BDC, you stated that they artificially insemenate ALL horses now. BUT THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED FOR RACE HORSES. Dont act like you werent talking about race horse cause THE THREAD WAS ABOUT RACE HORSES. Please dont be this stupid.

And its nice to know you will answer when you THINK you are right. That means all the other times you blow it off, you know you are wrong.

And again, one more time, IT IS AGAINST THE RULES TO ARTIFICIALLY INSEMENATE RACE HORSES. Just cause some horses in the world on farms are artifically insemenated DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN RACE THEM. STop being a dickhead just to be a dickhead. if you spent as much much time talking to chicks as you do quoting blogs, you might actually get fuckin laid

[Snoogans]

no its not. In fact, to be allowed to race, according to the real sports thing last year, it HAS to be done naturally. They even have a fluffer horse. You really dont know shit about anything do you?


This is what he claims I am wrong about. If you go check the triple crown thread, you will see that this statement by me is in fact 100% true. Just everybody do a little reading

[spoon]

Seriously BDC you post a link to a wiki page on AI in general as if Snoogans stated THAT doesn't exist. Not the case and you look utterly insane now. You made an incorrect point based on blogs like you always do (a million hits can't be wrong), couldn't defend it so you laid low and read up on the topic for days and came back with a distorted argument?! We're talking race horses, nobody would have given a fuck if you were wrong and went with it, but you CAN'T be wrong bc you always ACT like you know what your talking about and paint yourself into a corner having to defend the lack of clothes until the end. Nice work calling out someone on a topic you're to look the fool in two, TWO fucking threads.

He let you know where he saw the info, another poster that seemingly has experience in his personal life backed him up and still you only believe the skewed info you try to make fit your argument and it's comically weak.

Sorry to anyone who isn't up to date on how BDC operates, but it's really getting old. Trust me, he brings it on himself and we're only responding to his challenge. Wow, simply wow.

[reillyluck]

jesus. I've never seen people get so antsy over horsies.

[spoon]

jesus. I've never seen people get so antsy over horsies.

Tell me about it, I hoarse from yelling over here! And trust me, it's less about horses than some baker being a first-class tool. Surely Funkman will appreciate the first part of this post.

[Snoogans]

Its not about horses. Its about one poster pretending he is right and calling the rest of us morons when they rest of us are simply telling him he is wrong, because he is. Like always

[reillyluck]

Tell me about it, I hoarse from yelling over here! And trust me, it's less about horses then being a first-class tool.

I'd so bet my money on a horse named "first class tool".

[ravn816]

But I am! Carry your keys and wedding dresses with you at all times. And cell phones! Don't pack your cell phone (or charger) in your checked luggage. Put it in your carry on bag.

When I had my destination wedding, I never even dreamed of checking my wedding dress. Hell no.

[spoon]

I'd so bet my money on a horse named "first class tool".

Is "bet my money" some kind of code for what you'd like to do to a "first class tool"? :wink:


It also can double as a great line of pornos of women....Adam and Eve productions present, Tera Patrick and Buck Naked Costanza in First Class Tool

Don't worry women..... he fixes everything, without artificial insemination!

[Thebazile78]

When I had my destination wedding, I never even dreamed of checking my wedding dress. Hell no.

I saw it recommended on something like Martha Stewart Weddings or whatever that it'd be safer to buy an extra seat on the airplane just for your dress so not only does it arrive with you but it also minimizes any chance of wrinkling in transit.

(That's totally worth the $$ in my opinion.)



Oh and this post counts as on-topic in this thread because I mentioned Martha Stewart, who is an abomination.

[jauble]

Oh and this post counts as on-topic in this thread because I mentioned Martha Stewart, who is an abomination.

http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/031101/Judge_Mills_Lane.jpg

I'll allow it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

doesn't bdc's precious puppies eat dead race horses who don't win races


Why would he care about horses, I bet one of his 70 dogs enjoyed Eight Belles as a nice canned dinner

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.photochopz.com/forum/tutorialpics/mcdonald/carrottop.jpg

[Boom Boom]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2544940377_3059e9d11d.jpg?v=0

[underdog]

When I had my destination wedding, I never even dreamed of checking my wedding dress. Hell no.

Seriously. I don't know who would.

I saw it recommended on something like Martha Stewart Weddings or whatever that it'd be safer to buy an extra seat on the airplane just for your dress so not only does it arrive with you but it also minimizes any chance of wrinkling in transit.

The woman my wife bought her dress from showed her how to properly roll it up so it would fit in a tiny duffel bag that she could carry on, then get it steamed or pressed or whatever when we got to Miami.

And this post counts as on-topic because I mentioned a city in Florida, and Florida is an abomination.

[Freitag]

The woman my wife bought her dress from showed her how to properly roll it up so it would fit in a tiny duffel bag that she could carry on, then get it steamed or pressed or whatever when we got to Miami.

And this post counts as on-topic because I mentioned a city in Florida, and Florida is an abomination.

Yet you got married there; does that mean your wedding is an abomination?

[Boom Boom]

:wallbash:

oops. i tried to erase this post and don't know if it's possible.

[LaBoob]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/2544940377_3059e9d11d.jpg?v=0


:thumbup::lol::thumbup:

[underdog]

Yet you got married there; does that mean your wedding is an abomination?

I think Miami and the Keys are the non-abomination parts of the state.

But yeah, my wedding was sort of a drunken abomination.

[topless_mike]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/cowfishrule/30th%20bday%20at%20smiths/P4260103.jpg

[IamFogHat]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6136/abominationkx8.gif

Duh...

How about an abomination of Abomination, meh, meh, meh.
http://www.altfg.com/Stars/i/incredible-hulk-abomination.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.kraft.com.au/NR/rdonlyres/1EB2429D-B7EF-448B-AE65-4DAD549A06DA/0/MiracleWhipJar.jpg
Satan's AIDS Infected Jizz Spread

:clap::clap::clap:

[Friday]

me

[weekapaugjz]

me

BLASPHEMY!!!

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://boingboing.net/images/batboy2007bye.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.mofizixgr4fix.com/images/rosie_pig.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/wuzzles/seam.jpg

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/184441/1_21_112205_dog.jpg

[LaBoob]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/184441/1_21_112205_dog.jpg

oh my dear god :flush:

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/184441/1_21_112205_dog.jpg

oh sam, may god bless your poor soul. we hardly knew ye...

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YBMDE3NWL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-6,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg


or


http://www.finnsbarfroggers.com/beer/images/beers/Odoul's.jpg

[Chigworthy]

http://dlisted.com/files/91954832.jpg

[LaBoob]

That last one reminded me of this:

http://fundivision.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jocelyn.jpg

[Bulldogcakes]

jesus. I've never seen people get so antsy over horsies.

What this is really all about is that Spoon is off his medication, and Snoogans is too stupid to argue with. That, and the baseball team I like.

Sorry this had to spill over here, I try keep these two 3rd graders and their crybaby act in the Yankee thread. But Snoogans had to go to Off Topic.

[Snoogans]

What this is really all about is that Spoon is off his medication, and Snoogans is too stupid to argue with. That, and the baseball team I like.

Sorry this had to spill over here, I try keep these two 3rd graders and their crybaby act in the Yankee thread. But Snoogans had to go to Off Topic.

And that is supposed to make you look like the good guy? All I did was respond to you being incorrect. I dont just post random insults about you to start a fight. And you really dont noticed that me and spoon WERENT the only people telling you that you were wrong? Are you kidding?

THIS HAS TO BE A BIT

[Hottub]

Keep it on topic boys.
We have a lovely PM feature if you have issues to work out.

[Snoogans]

Keep it on topic boys.
We have a lovely PM feature if you have issues to work out.

Speaking of boys, did you let those ones out of the basement yet?

[Tall_James]

Yankees suck.

[Ritalin]

I submit the Pontiac Aztec

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2007/06/pontiac_aztec.jpg

[Bob Impact]

SPY REPORT....SPY REPORT...

Geek producer of the Ron and Fez show Eastside Dave has been taken into custody after trying to eat his own newborn daughter.He stated he could not resist and blamed his boss Ron Bennington for putting the thought in his head.His wife refused to comment.:ohmy:

[PigShitIrish]

http://www.kraft.com.au/NR/rdonlyres/1EB2429D-B7EF-448B-AE65-4DAD549A06DA/0/MiracleWhipJar.jpg
Satan's AIDS Infected Jizz Spread

This is just crazy talk!!!

[Knowledged_one]

And that is supposed to make you look like the good guy? All I did was respond to you being incorrect. I dont just post random insults about you to start a fight. And you really dont noticed that me and spoon WERENT the only people telling you that you were wrong? Are you kidding?

THIS HAS TO BE A BIT

Snoogans stop being correct all the time, next thing you know he will complain and cry that you have a dead dog as your avatar.......................oh wait that already happened