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Todd_Hilliard
05-29-2008, 06:19 PM
If you picked giraffe think again - those muthafuckers are badass (http://www.heavy.com/video/26317#/channel/1161)

Devo37
05-29-2008, 06:26 PM
this was discussed on the show about a year ago. giraffes are definitely out, as Mr. B found out.

dave thought he could punch a hippo to death. pure crazy talk!

i'd probably start with a dog, and work my way up. most animals are stronger and heavier than you would guess...

extracheese
05-29-2008, 06:36 PM
I dont understand the question...there are loads of small animals you can kill.
If its a large animal that you must chose - then i chose a cow - so i can
reard myself with a nice t-bone afterwards

dino_electropolis
05-29-2008, 06:38 PM
I dont understand the question...there are loads of small animals you can kill.
If its a large animal that you must chose - then i chose a cow - so i can
reard myself with a nice t-bone afterwards

killin a cow is simple. You just have to plunge your fist into its eyesocket and start grabbin at brains.

this way, you dont ruin the leather for all those new shoes.

Jughead
05-29-2008, 06:54 PM
I say a Hippo then you would rule the river bed...Love salmon

midwestjeff
05-29-2008, 07:17 PM
Here's the deal. They lean against you and swing their dumb heads.
Look how exposed they leave there midsections.
As soon as it tried to lean against me I would duck under it
and crush it's ribs with body blows, hopefully puncturing a lung.
If it survived my first onslaught my next move would be to run under it
(again as it tries to lean against me) and break a knee with a solid kick.
Once I take out a wheel it's time to choke that fucker out.
Swing your neck all you want giraffe, I'm not letting go until your dead.
Next.

Jughead
05-29-2008, 07:18 PM
Good night Im going to sleep with It...:tongue:

Team_Ramrod
05-29-2008, 07:22 PM
I tried fighting a cricket about a week ago.

I was sure I could beat it (y'know, start with the lesser talent)

But I think it was always disappearing whenever I got near it.

I'd listen and pint point it's location on the ground, I'd get into my 'ready position' with my fists up, and I'd approach.

Whenever I got near it would go silent.

Thinking back, it's probably a good thing I didn't find it, The last time I seen a vanishing act like that was in American Ninja 2.

I probably bit off a bit more than I could chew.

I'm going to a farm next week and I'm going to try fighting a sheep; If I can't beat it up then I'll...... nevermind.

IamFogHat
05-29-2008, 07:27 PM
What the fuck was that?
We paid for blood!
http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2007/05/hans-moleman-the-peanut-head.jpg

Ritalin
05-29-2008, 07:37 PM
The animal I would fight?

Pitzy.

Chigworthy
05-29-2008, 08:56 PM
I'll kick the chitiny piss right out of a potato bug.

Marc with a c
05-29-2008, 08:57 PM
chilean sea bass, lobster, or sea scallops

Philly Franko
05-29-2008, 08:58 PM
A Boxing Kangaroo...

watson
05-29-2008, 09:04 PM
wild boar

http://uk.geocities.com/phillipa99@btinternet.com/Boar2b.jpg

i want my ass kicked

Judge Smails
05-29-2008, 09:15 PM
He's a bit wiry, but I'm pretty sure I can take him.

http://projects.csail.mit.edu/olympics/04/images/muppets-animal.jpg