Would you..?

[sr71blackbird]

If given the option to be put in a coma and fed intravenously for 6 months so that when you were awaken you would be as thin as you wanted to, would you do it?

[Sarge]

I wouldn't have a male nurse named Buck, would I?

[sr71blackbird]

For the record, I'd do it in a heart beat!

[Devo37]

do they have intravenous steak?

[MadMatt]

Hell yes!!!

I have actually thought about this before - wished for it even.

[topless_mike]

If given the option to be put in a coma and fed intravenously for 6 months so that when you were awaken you would be as thin as you wanted to, would you do it?

wtf is wrong with you man.
might be my new favorite poster.... evah

[dino_electropolis]

this is whole thread is just absurd.

Anyone really that vain (and lazy) where you would trade 6 months of conscious existence to lose weight? So your down to kate moss's dress size,

I know, i know, this is all in good fun.....but this is just silly.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I dont want to lose weight that way

but Hibernation doesn't seam like a bad idea

esp with these freezing winters

[Team_Ramrod]

I couldn't give up that time with my kids.

Although I'm not fat.

But if I were, I still wouldn't do it... even though it might mean a couple of extra years with them at the end, I still wouldn't be able to sacrifice these years.

[Houston]

I love dreaming. Every night when I go to bed I anticipate my sleeping thoughts. I would love the weight lose as well, but the dream schedule would trump that.

[SatCam]

You would also lose all muscle. In fact you wouldnt be able to stand when you woke up.



Plus I'd miss 6mo worth of posts on RF.net. My life would be over

[PanterA]

You would also lose all muscle. In fact you wouldnt be able to stand when you woke up.Yeah we all remember the scene from Kill Bill. And we all know what happens when you're in a coma for 6 months...

http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Vaseline%20368g%20L.jpg

[Jughead]

Think of all the best of R&F I would have to go through not even knowing if Fezzys gets 100%.....I'm not babying him just saying...:wink:

[Ritalin]

Yeah we all remember the scene from Kill Bill. And we all know what happens when you're in a coma for 6 months...

http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Vaseline%20368g%20L.jpg

Hey, I already said yes, but if Uma Thurman is going to jack me off WHILE i'm in a coma, I'm extra in.

[mikeyboy]

Absolutely not.

[Fallon]

Absolutely not.

What if your computer was fixed during that time?

[PapaBear]

Absolutely not.
Said the already skinny guy.:furious:

[Marc with a c]

Absolutely not.

you might want to rethink that tubbo

[Leticia]

Hell fucking no!

[mikeyboy]

you might want to rethink that tubbo

This is why people become anorexic.

Fine. I'm in.

[DarkHippie]

If there was a way that you wouldnt lose muscle mass, i would do it

[drjoek]

This is why people become anorexic.

Fine. I'm in.

Wow all the cool kids are going into comas, maybe I will too so they will like me.

Bulemia is so passe

[PapaBear]

Come on. EVERYBODY do it!!!













I'm going to steal SOOO many wallets, when this shit goes down.:devil2:

[jonyrotn]

While all you fat people are in comas dreaming about bacon and butter sandwichs, Gvac-bot will be trying to bang your women and Marc with a C will be trying to bang your men..
Plus it's the lazy way out..Go old school and have your stomachs stapled..

[Marc with a c]

what about instead of making you skinny it made you taller?

[PapaBear]

what about instead of making you skinny it made you less gay.
Hmm.... Interesting concept!

[Friday]

yes please.

[Philly Franko]

stop eating meat like Lilly...Oh thats right...had to stop that one...me 2 Steak rules Mad Cow or no mad Cow... USDA= bad meat not checked right... I Hope NOT.

[SinA]

I'd like to drop half my weight, down to 420 pounds.

[watson]

If given the option to be put in a coma and fed intravenously for 6 months so that when you were awaken you would be as thin as you wanted to, would you do it?

would the muscles be exercised for me to avoid muscle atrophy?

[jonyrotn]

what about instead of making you skinny it made you taller?
What time should I be there?

[patsopinion]

the lack of anything in your stomach that long would present long term health issues

sorry to piss on ur parade

[Heather 8]

but Hibernation doesn't seam like a bad idea

esp with these freezing winters

KHB = Gvac? Wow, never woulda guessed.

[ANC]

I don't think I'd want to wake up in that coma emaciated body. While you're losing fat, your muscle turns to shit from atrophy. I'll stick with what I'm doin'