Craziest, weirdest, most off the wall, scratch your head story you'll hear today.

[Judge Smails]

Pictures of ghosts? Videos of Living Space Aliens? Monkeys that control robots with their minds? How's about:

Clay Aiken Impregnates Someone! (http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/29/clay-aiken-impregnates-someone/#comments)

TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.

Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.

We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.


http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/05/0529_clay_jaymes_ex.jpg

[LaBoob]

What is more shocking, the fact that Clay Aiken got it up for lady, or that this woman is 50 and pregnant???

[Snoogans]

THE CHICKS NAME IS JAYMES

This has to be bullshit

[Furtherman]

He must wake up every morning and look in the mirror and say "TODAY, YOU ARE NOT GAY!"

[DolaMight]

Well that settles that rumor. Childless 40-50 year women never look back at their lives with regret and say I should find a donor and have a child before it's too late.

[pittphantoms]

He didnt hit it... he yanked his chain to those Earl pics and she was artifically inseminated...

I think it should count for Earl in the sex by June 1 bet.

[PanterA]

i hear they are going to name the baby after Clays middle name, which is Myassis.

[Jughead]

I thought he was with some Marine:tongue:

[OGC]

Looks like I owe Ron 10 bucks.

[mendyweiss]

So, You're Saying He's Not A Faggot ?

[Drunky McBetidont]

So, You're Saying He's Not A Faggot ?

hrmmm

http://mememiner.com/images/Rorschach.png

[nate1000]

Disappointed- I was so hoping for more dead dog pics.

[Judge Smails]

Disappointed- I was so hoping for more dead dog pics.

Here, this is for you:

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/dead_20dog.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Clay getitn some before Earl & Fez

June 1 is less than a week away now

[Team_Ramrod]

TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.

Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.

We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29. http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/05/0529_clay_jaymes_ex.jpg

To me; that's the shocker.....


But back on track....
She's not a bad looking female. I'd probably take a shot at impregnating her as well.





Although my Vas aren't working as well since the coterization, so I may have to try several times.

[TheGameHHH]

did all of you miss the fact that she was artificially inseminated? or can none of you read?

[LaBoob]

did all of you miss the fact that she was artificially inseminated? or can none of you read?

:lol:

I guess I saw what I wanted to see.

BTW, how much does this woman look like she could be Clay Aiken's mother? They have the same EXACT nose!

[TheGameHHH]

:lol:

I guess I saw what I wanted to see.

BTW, how much does this woman look like she could be Clay Aiken's mother? They have the same EXACT nose!

i didnt notice the nose thing until you pointed it out, thats uncanny. id still throw her my bone though.

[DolaMight]

did all of you miss the fact that she was artificially inseminated? or can none of you read?

You didn't expect us to read an article about Clay Aiken did you? Headlines can be quite informative and filling.

[angrymissy]

She was artificially inseminated, but he is going to take an active role in raising the kid, as PER MY DAILY READING OF TMZ (hangs head in shame :glurps:).

[King Hippos Bandaid]

did all of you miss the fact that she was artificially inseminated? or can none of you read?



still j/oing in a cup is more than Earl or Fez

I stand by my previous post

[Furtherman]

(hangs head in shame :glurps:).

The peeking alien will not be pleased.

[WampusCrandle]

Clay getitn some before Earl & Fez

June 1 is less than a week away now

im worried for the entire world. Then again, its not Earl's fault that he is an unfuckable rock