Christinb is Mentally Unstable

[Dougie Brootal]

(sorry for stealing your thread title gvac)

last week she woke up in the middle of the night and punched me in the face inexplicably. last night we were listening to music on the ps3 and the cop next door knocked on the door and asked me to turn it down, no big deal. and she went nuts and said "see? i always tell you to turn it down its too loud!" yet strangely enough she said nothing of the sort. she seems to constantly be in a bad mood or angry with some one and she will not stop until she makes everyone around her angry too. i seem to have to sleep in the guest room every couple days because she will not let me walk away from a fight. and even then she knocks on the guest room door and screams until i engage her. then she starts crying and playing the victim.

i know theres alot of mentally unstable people out there these days, so how do you deal with them? :help:

[Hottub]

Please send Christen over to see me right away.

I would like to prove Ron's Crazy Chick Theory.

[Dougie Brootal]

Please send Christen over to see me right away.

I would like to prove Ron's Crazy Chick Theory.

be my guest, its your black eye.

[Fallon]

Maybe she's preggers.

[Bossanova]

Has she met Scot yet?

[TheMojoPin]

until i engage her

"That's right, Number One."

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[JPMNICK]

you need to throw her out of your life, see if the cop will take her off your hands

[topless_mike]

is she your straight alibi ?

[Dougie Brootal]

Maybe she's preggers.

GOD NO!

Has she met Scot yet?

maybe i shoulda let her bang him too?

[TheMojoPin]

She can take her beard-dom for only so long.

[Dougie Brootal]

IF EVER THERE WAS A THREAD THAT SHOULD BE TAGGED.....


i wont laugh at any of mojo's jokes till the tags come back.






(thatll be hard....:wink:)

[Jujubees2]

Yeah, but has she ever punched you in the balls?

[Dougie Brootal]

Yeah, but has she ever punched you in the balls?

no, that would be inexcusable.

[JustJon]

IF EVER THERE WAS A THREAD THAT SHOULD BE TAGGED.....


i wont laugh at any of mojo's jokes till the tags come back.






(thatll be hard....:wink:)

Don't worry, I'm sure mojo can write things about you in the thread tags.

[reillyluck]

do you really know that she's not pregnant?

[Snoogans]

(sorry for stealing your thread title gvac)

last week she woke up in the middle of the night and punched me in the face inexplicably. last night we were listening to music on the ps3 and the cop next door knocked on the door and asked me to turn it down, no big deal. and she went nuts and said "see? i always tell you to turn it down its too loud!" yet strangely enough she said nothing of the sort. she seems to constantly be in a bad mood or angry with some one and she will not stop until she makes everyone around her angry too. i seem to have to sleep in the guest room every couple days because she will not let me walk away from a fight. and even then she knocks on the guest room door and screams until i engage her. then she starts crying and playing the victim.

i know theres alot of mentally unstable people out there these days, so how do you deal with them? :help:

is she late?

[reillyluck]

fuck you all. I got dibs on March 18th 2009!!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

SHES NOT PREGNANT OR LATE.

shes just mentally unstable. i wish gvac were here to help me sort this out.

[reillyluck]

did you get a test?

[Snoogans]

SHES NOT PREGNANT OR LATE.

shes just mentally unstable. i wish gvac were here to help me sort this out.

Morning sickness?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think im gonna start a douggrasso baby gift thread

congrats, next time listen to Trojan Man

[TheMojoPin]

Maybe she just feels like throwing up.

[Furtherman]

Congratulations Doug!!!! So happy for you.

[Dougie Brootal]

shes not pregnant! shes just a bitch.

[Snoogans]

shes pregnant! with a bitch.

You shouldnt talk about your future daughter that way

[LaBoob]

She sounds wayyyy too much like my sister. My advice: MOVE OUT!!!!!

[Team_Ramrod]

I agree with you Doug; She's not Pregnant.


You're just smothering her and she doesn't love you. She wants out of the relationship cause she has a new 'friend' who she can talk to. The only problem is that you are far better off financially than her new 'friend' and he cannot provide for her the way you do.


Now, I'll ask you.....

Is she pregnant?

Think about this one. You can only have one of the two.

[Dougie Brootal]

I agree with you Doug; She's not Pregnant.


You're just smothering her and she doesn't love you. She wants out of the relationship cause she has a new 'friend' who she can talk to. The only problem is that you are far better off financially than her new 'friend' and he cannot provide for her the way you do.


Now, I'll ask you.....

Is she pregnant?

Think about this one. You can only have one of the two.

MY GOD! SHES PREGNANT! :surrender:

[Snoogans]

http://z.about.com/d/retail/1/0/V/0/-/-/hanger_wire.jpg

[Furtherman]

Miss childless Doug.

[Team_Ramrod]

MY GOD! SHES PREGNANT! :surrender:

Pregnant Chicks are so fuckin hot!!!!

And Sexy.

They can take an entire load, not even creampie it, and the wont get pregnant.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is the world ready for a tranny baby


also hope the kid doesn't look like Scot

[Hottub]

Pregnant Chicks are so fuckin hot!!!!

And Sexy.

They can take an entire load, not even creampie it, and the wont get pregnant.

POTD!:clap:

[midwestjeff]

POTD!:clap:

Creep.

[Dougie Brootal]

is the world ready for a tranny baby


also hope the kid doesn't look like Scot

scot did just break up with his incredibly hot chick...:unsure:

[Snoogans]

scot did just break up with his incredibly hot chick...:unsure:

you should go bang that chick, just incase

[reillyluck]

i hope your first child is a masculine child.

[Hottub]

Creep.

A little too close to home for you? "Son".

[Dougie Brootal]

you should go bang that chick, just incase

shes all the way in north carolina soo i think ill just jack to her myspace pics tonight. but good idea!

[Snoogans]

shes all the way in north carolina soo i think ill just jack to her myspace pics tonight. but good idea!

you wouldnt get caught in NC though. Tell preggo its a "Business trip"

[Dougie Brootal]

you wouldnt get caught in NC though. Tell preggo its a "Business trip"

hahaha! your a smart one! im gonna ask you for advice more often!

[Sue Johanson]

I have observed this thread closely and can come to only one conclusion.

They don't have the language or the skills or the knowledge - and if you put them all together, you have a complete communication block.

[Dougie Brootal]

jeff's mom is hot!,

who the fuck is jeff?!?! and why is he in my tags?!?!

[EliSnow]

shes all the way in north carolina soo i think ill just jack to her myspace pics tonight. but good idea!

Right, like she has hot myspace pics. We're just going to believe you that Scot actually had a girlfriend?

[Dougie Brootal]

Right, like she has hot myspace pics. We're just going to believe you that Scot actually had a girlfriend?

i posted a picture of her...

[jeffdwright2001]

Don't forget to keep in touch with your Child Molester ex girlfriend. Your son will thank you later.

[Friday]

douggrasso is the worst board character ever

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/tongue2.gif

[Dr.Rockso]

Maybe she just needs some cocaine!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

douggrasso is the worst board character ever

http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/tongue2.gif

:glurps::flush:

Maybe she just needs some cocaine!!!!

THATS WHY I LOVE YOU DR.ROCKSO!!!

[Chigworthy]

Who's Chris Tinb? He sounds Indian.