Anyone Lose A Foot?

[Furtherman]

Four years ago I asked "Anyone Lose A Hand?" (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39142&highlight=severed)

Keeping in the ye 'ole tradition of a sequel every four years, I have to ask:

Anyone Lose A Foot? (http://ca.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idCAN2341453420080523)

Another severed human foot has been discovered washed ashore on Canada's Pacific coast, but police are no closer to solving the gruesome mystery on where they are coming from.

The shoe-clad foot was discovered on Thursday on a small uninhabited island south of Vancouver in the Strait of Georgia, and is the fourth discovered in the region in the past 10 months.

[Team_Ramrod]

Yeah I lost a foot....
I lost a foot of my dick in my wifes ass!!! eyyyyooooo!!!!!!

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://www.textually.org/tv/archives/archives/images/set2/061011_dexter_vl.widec.jpg

[KC2OSO]

Gal on the right?
http://fametastic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/heather_mills_paul_mccartney.jpg

[Jughead]

No but Ive lost a step...(Little drum guy here)

[Furtherman]

When it rains...


Shoe found with human remains matches one found last year (http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/05/28/0528shoe.html)

A shoe found with human remains Saturday morning near the shoreline of Lake Travis matches a shoe found about a mile away, close to Windy Point Park, in November, Travis County sheriff's office spokesman Roger Wade said Tuesday.

This one is in Texas.

Someone really hates feet!

[Chip196]

When it rains...


Shoe found with human remains matches one found last year (http://www.statesman.com/news/content/news/stories/local/05/28/0528shoe.html)



This one is in Texas.

Someone really hates feet!

Someone really hates these Cans!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/midhaven_s/jaxo/jaxo_jerk.jpg

[Furtherman]

Ok... something strange is definitely a foot...

5th human foot washes up on B.C. shore (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008001287_webfoot16.html)

A fifth human foot in a year has washed ashore off the coast of British Columbia, and this time it's a left one.

"We're certainly not discounting the possibility that this may be linked to the other recovered feet, but it's just too premature and very speculative for us to even entertain that right now," she said.

[sr71blackbird]

Someone's not toeing the line!

[ANC]

Someone really hates these Cans!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/midhaven_s/jaxo/jaxo_jerk.jpg

:lol:

[Chigworthy]

This topic is a bit pedestrian.

[RAAMONE]

another foot...6th one...this time a right foot in adidas

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/canada.feet/index.html

[Furtherman]

another foot...6th one...this time a right foot in adidas

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/canada.feet/index.html

I saw that on the news this morning.

C'MON!!!

This is a six foot mystery right here!

Grab your ankles today and be thankful you still have yours.

[CountryBob]

I havent lost a foot but one of my employees just lost his about a month ago here at work. It has been devestating for his family.

[KC2OSO]

Whoever is doing this has no sole - must be a real heel. Not to be corny or callous but I hope they nail the guy.

[FUNKMAN]

rumor has it the victim was footloose and fancyfree

[Devo37]

the 6th foot story is a Hoax (http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5iC0TPa2Z5-0JZWOj-Ry7qAPP-KDg).

i should know. i have the real 6th foot in my freezer. i'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to slip it into a bowl of Wendy's chili. KA-CHING!!!!

[KC2OSO]

the 6th foot story is a Hoax (http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5iC0TPa2Z5-0JZWOj-Ry7qAPP-KDg).

i should know. i have the real 6th foot in my freezer. i'm waiting for the perfect opportunity to slip it into a bowl of Wendy's chili. KA-CHING!!!!



Chili? You aren't getting cold feet are you?

[FUNKMAN]

rumor has it the killer is " fleet of foot " or has a " fleet of foot ", not sure?

[Chigworthy]

rumor has it the killer is " fleet of foot " or has a " fleet of foot ", not sure?

You're a little light in the loafers.

[FUNKMAN]

You're a little light in the loafers.

hey go fuck yourself

[Chigworthy]

hey go fuck yourself

I don't get it.

[KC2OSO]

hey go fuck yourself

Bite your tongue!

[FUNKMAN]

Bite your tongue!

shoo

[Devo37]

the game is afoot.

[DolaMight]

footloose was a great moment in film.

[Furtherman]

Floating feet a worldwide phenomenon (http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/posted/archive/2008/06/18/floating-feet-a-worldwide-phenomenon.aspx)

What's going on in B.C. is not an isolated phenomenon, The Province reports. Eight feet have been found along shorelines around the world since 2004 in addition to the five found in running shoes in B.C. waters in the past year, including one this week:

They include a right foot in a sock in New Zealand, a right foot in a high-top runner in the Ottawa River in Ottawa, two feet on Chesil Beach in southern England, two in Spain, one in California and another in Merseyside in the U.K.

Most were clad in a shoe or a sock and had broken apart from the bodies, and the mysteries surrounding some of their origins still haven't been solved.

[eeroomnhoj]

Four years ago I asked "Anyone Lose A Hand?" (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39142&highlight=severed)

Keeping in the ye 'ole tradition of a sequel every four years, I have to ask:

Anyone Lose A Foot? (http://ca.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idCAN2341453420080523)

I know this is unrelated. I was listening to a podcast and heard someone mention that Colonel DeBeers wrestled without a foot. I know that Kerry Von Erich also wrestled with a fake foot. Maybe these missing feet are former professional wrestlers.

[ahhdurr]

Both feet are intact and sometimes - I feel quite the heel.

[Furtherman]

Anyone Lose A Foot?

This guy did.

Authorities in Canada and Washington state are trying to determine whether a footless body that washed up in the San Juan Islands last year is connected to any of the mystery feet that have been washing ashore in British Columbia in recent months (http://www.komonews.com/news/25665894.html)

But the strangest thing of all was that the body had no feet.

[Furtherman]

First of 5 feet found in Canada is identified (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25751813/&GT1=43001)

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - One of five feet that have mysteriously washed up on the shores of British Columbia over the past year has been linked to a depressed man who disappeared a year ago, police said Saturday.

[Furtherman]

Human foot in shoe washes up on Wash. beach (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26014848)

An athletic shoe containing a human foot was found on a Washington state beach, and authorities are investigating whether it may be linked to a series of human feet found in shoes along the coast of British Columbia.

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/080804/n_foot_mystery_080804.300w.jpg

[Furtherman]

It's a seven foot mystery!

VANCOUVER - A former B.C. provincial politician and his wife have recovered what is believed to be the seventh detached foot to have washed ashore on the West Coast since last year. (http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=1a32ca6f-af2a-4381-a462-31baf01cdd47)

[Snoogans]

Four years ago I asked "Anyone Lose A Hand?" (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=39142&highlight=severed)

Keeping in the ye 'ole tradition of a sequel every four years, I have to ask:

Anyone Lose A Foot? (http://ca.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idCAN2341453420080523)

i have a pretty decent guess. Random feet with boot on them washing up in west coast canada?
Dont you bastards watch Deadliest Catch? Maybe they are fisherman's feet

[skyscraper]

I lost a foot. I should be 6'-8" tall.

[Furtherman]

According to me, this should be the 8th.... however....

Seventh severed human foot found washed up on B.C. shore (http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Seventh+severed+human+foot+found+washed+shore/2156214/story.html)

VANCOUVER — A human right foot in a running shoe has been found on a beach in the Vancouver suburb of Richmond — the seventh such discovery on B.C. shores since 2007.


Two men walking on the beach Tuesday found what appeared to be a foot inside a size 8 1/2 white Nike running shoe.

[topless_mike]

According to me, this should be the 8th.... however....

Seventh severed human foot found washed up on B.C. shore (http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Seventh+severed+human+foot+found+washed+shore/2156214/story.html)

were they jordans?

[Jughead]

"At first glance it doesn't match any of the other feet."

[Furtherman]

Severed foot washes up on Pacific NW Coast, eighth since 2008 (http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/severed-foot-washes-up-on-pacific-nw-coast-eighth-since-2008/story-e6frfku0-1225911385742#ixzz0y6KKIn00)


POLICE in Washington State were investigatingy the eighth human foot in two-and-a-half years to have washed ashore along the stretch of waterway between Vancouver and Seattle.

The severed foot - stripped of all skin with only muscle and tendon remaining -=- was found pm Friday morning by a person walking along a beach on Whidbey Island, 48 kilometres north of Seattle, police told local news channel KOMO-TV.

Investigators claim that the foot was likely in the water for less than two months, and judging by its size, probably belonged to a woman or a child.

[StanUpshaw]

The Armenians are still looking for whoever ripped off their money train.

[Recyclerz]

Severed foot washes up on Pacific NW Coast, eighth since 2008 (http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/severed-foot-washes-up-on-pacific-nw-coast-eighth-since-2008/story-e6frfku0-1225911385742#ixzz0y6KKIn00)
Can't David Lynch take the hint? Someone really wants to see Blue Velvet 2.

[TheGameHHH]

this chick did it.....

http://www.nndb.com/people/936/000108612/lauren-ambrose.jpg

[Judge Smails]

It's up to an even dozen (http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/weird/Another-Severed-Foot-Washes-Ashore-in-Vancouver-128762833.html)

[Furtherman]

The game, it seems, is still afoot!


Reminds me of Frost:

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But run as fast as you can or lose your feet!

[furie]

This seems like an easy one to solve. just look for people who only have one foot living in BC.
Done. Next mystery.

[Snoogans]

The Armenians are still looking for whoever ripped off their money train.

i found them

http://www.hollywoodmemorabilia.com/files/cache/wesley-snipes-woody-harrelson-money-train-movie-photo_5be45d6c7e1812b4154322d8d3f0227c.jpg

[Furtherman]

Two of the mysterious 12 feet that have washed ashore near Vancouver recently have been identified as belonging to a missing Canadian woman. (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/feet-that-washed-ashore-identified-as-missing-canadian-woman/)

[Judge Smails]

Feet are old news. Now they're fishing up whole scuba divers in crab pots. (http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/News/local/2011/10/23/18866996.html)

[Misteriosa]

Two of the mysterious 12 feet that have washed ashore near Vancouver recently have been identified as belonging to a missing Canadian woman. (http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/10/feet-that-washed-ashore-identified-as-missing-canadian-woman/)

i love how the pic makes you think you are looking at the feet of the woman mentioned in the article, until you read closely:

The woman’s right foot was found in May 2008, and the left was in November 2008, at two different points in the Fraser River near Richmond, B.C. The feet, which police said detached naturally from the body over time, were in New Balance running shoes.



http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/US/nc_severed_foot_canada_beach_jrs_110831_wblog.jpg

[A.J.]

"Left foot, right foot, left foot..."

http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/randynewman.jpg

[hanso]

http://i.imgur.com/0tATn.jpg (http://imgur.com/0tATn)

Or a Leg-O