Attention Goombahs/Guineas/Guidos/Muscles Marinaras who own pizzarias

[Bossanova]

Toast your fucking hot sandwiches. There is nothing worse than getting a much desired hot sandwich only to find the bread cold and mushy. This is why Italians suck. Well that and my list of 1,000 other things

[topless_mike]

i agree.
and mozzarella is:

mots-a-rella, not mooots-arell
fucking say it right.

[topless_mike]

oh, and capicola (hot ham) is pronounced exactly how its spelled.
cap-eh-cola, not gobba-gool.

[DiabloSammich]

Would it kill you to wear a company shirt instead of a wife-beater? If your profit margin is that fucking slim close up shop and move back to Italytown.

[Bossanova]

Would it kill you to wear a company shirt instead of a wife-beater? If your profit margin is that fucking slim close up shop and move back to Italytown.

HAHA! Fucking olive oil dego wop fucks.


Oh, and maybe put singles in your ginzo money roll so when I ask for a few bills back I don't feel raped by my tip

[topless_mike]

close up shop and move back to Italy<s>town</s>.

better

[DiabloSammich]

better


Thanks. It was false outrage anyway. All the pizzerias around me are full of Hispanics.

[Bossanova]

Thanks. It was false outrage anyway. All the pizzerias around me are full of Hispanics.

Well you nailed Jersey and NY

[DiabloSammich]

Well you nailed Jersey and NY



Maybe they all went back to Italytown already and we missed it.

[Bossanova]

Its possible. Is everyone esle Italian?

[patsopinion]

Maybe they all went back to Italytown already and we missed it.

or maybe they all moved to CHI-KAAA-GO(as ronnie b says it)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

true

soggy bread ruins the best tasting sammich


stupid Albanians should know better

I blame Kevin

[Reephdweller]

Fuckin' wops who don't know to toast their sandwiches are not true Italians, they are corner cutters and don't care at all about putting quality into their food.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/Tony.Olivo/RyahHno3plI/AAAAAAAABDY/sLa7O6zTaB4/PA270016.JPG?imgmax=512

[DarkHippie]

Its possible. Is everyone esle Italian?
__________________


Single handedly bringing the hippie movement to RonFez.net

I just noticed this. TAKE IT BACK!!!!

[Bossanova]

I just noticed this. TAKE IT BACK!!!!

Fixed it, sorry to exclude you sir

[Hottub]

The Dominicans run all the pizzerias now.

Good luck to you, sir.

[Coach]

...So, is the overuse of Drakkar to cover the garlic smell?

[DarkHippie]

Fixed it, sorry to exclude you sir

I gotta protect the brand name ;)

[Section 8]

So then, Mr Tub... Are you confirming that Dominicans run Brooklyn Pizza, home of the Food of the Gods known as "Pizza in a Bag"?

[Hottub]

double post. Sorry.

[Hottub]

So then, Mr Tub... Are you confirming that Dominicans run Brooklyn Pizza, home of the Food of the Gods known as "Pizza in a Bag"?

We can confirm that June 21st, at around 10 pm. I hear you may be in town after work.

[TheMojoPin]

Fuckin' wops

You could have stopped right there.

[Furtherman]

i agree.
and mozzarella is:

mots-a-rella, not mooots-arell
fucking say it right.

Gimme a mots-a-rella with nuthin'!

[Devo37]

Toast your fucking hot sandwiches. There is nothing worse than getting a much desired hot sandwich only to find the bread cold and mushy. This is why Italians suck. Well that and my list of 1,000 other things

if the bread is cold, it means they're storing it in a refrigerator, meaning it's not fresh. time to find yourself a new pizza place!


...So, is the overuse of Drakkar to cover the garlic smell?

my mom still tells stories about when she would take the bus to work during the 70's. the bus would go through an italian neighborhood, and once all the ginzos were on board, she would have to cover her nose and breathe through her mouth for the rest of the ride, cuz the whole bus would reek or garlic and B.O. :laugh:

[TheMojoPin]

STOMP THE BOOT.

Now there's a war to get behind.

[TooLowBrow]

i agreed with fez the other day, a meatball sandwich includes cheese, i hate places that will skip the cheese

[TheMojoPin]

i agreed with fez the other day, a meatball sandwich includes cheese, i hate places that will skip the cheese

Wow, people out there eat a meatball sammich or sub without cheese?

What's the fucking point?

[PapaBear]

Wow, people out there eat a meatball sammich or sub without cheese?

What's the fucking point?
I think it was that crazy Roosevelt Island diner where Fez goes for his daily heart clogging.

[joethebartender]

I'd consult with an expert first. I'd call pizza bowl's own Frank Defazio to the stand.

http://a40.g.akamai.net/7/40/2718/2dd38ed7bb5bf2/www.lifetimetv.com/images/shows/las/bio/lands_frank.jpg

[Furtherman]

I'd like to tell every pizza joint in Hoboken with the 18 pictures of Frank Sinatra that Frank never returned to Hoboken and called it a sewer.


But I like-a da pizza, so I'm a good customer.

[TooLowBrow]

I think it was that crazy Roosevelt Island diner where Fez goes for his daily heart clogging.

apparently port washington is the roosevelt island of long island

[PapaBear]

apparently port washington is the roosevelt island of long island
You mean there's actually more than one place that does that? CRAZY!!!!

[TooLowBrow]

You mean there's actually more than one place that does that? CRAZY!!!!

ask me how much it cost

[Coach]

Old Forge Pa. claims to be the pizza capital of the USA.
Hell, Sicilian is called Old Forge here.

[A.J.]

Thees-a thread. She make-a me cry.

[Contra]

Yeah fuck those German's, they're just neo-nazi wastes of life with shitty swastika tattoos! Your food sucks! And those fucking Jew bastards with their 200 hoildays so they don't have to work, and picking pennies off of the ground! Believe in Jesus already, and go back to your fake country!




Oh wait, wrong racist thread.

[Bossanova]

Yeah fuck those German's, they're just neo-nazi wastes of life with shitty swastika tattoos! Your food sucks! And those fucking Jew bastards with their 200 hoildays so they don't have to work, and picking pennies off of the ground! Believe in Jesus already, and go back to your fake country!




Oh wait, wrong racist thread.

Its not racism. Everyone hates Italians

[Judge Smails]

I would humbly like to ask the powers that be how come this thread title has gone unchanged for two days but if you use the word "faggot" in a thread title, or even quote the N-word from a Pulp Fiction scene then all holy hell breaks loose around here?

This thread title makes my daddy cry. I hope you're happy Mods.

[Bossanova]

I would humbly like to ask the powers that be how come this thread title has gone unchanged for two days but if you use the word "faggot" in a thread title, or even quote the N-word from a Pulp Fiction scene then all holy hell breaks loose around here?

This thread title makes my daddy cry. I hope you're happy Mods.

Quiet Ginzo. Like I said, noone likes Italians.

[BoondockSaint]

Quiet Ginzo. Like I said, noone likes Italians.

Well, Noone's always been a faggot.

http://www.parsec-santa.com/celebrity/celebs4/PeterNoone.jpg

[Judge Smails]

Quiet Ginzo. Like I said, noone likes Italians.

I said it makes my daddy cry. I didn't say I had a problem with it. I'm just pointing out a double standard. Like having my posts removed because I quoted Quentin Tarrantino. Or having my thread deleted because I goofed on a boardmember's spelling issues in his threads only to have a mod start a thread goofing on another board member's propensity to complain in his threads.

[Bossanova]

I said it makes my daddy cry. I didn't say I had a problem with it. I'm just pointing out a double standard. Like having my posts removed because I quoted Quentin Tarrantino. Or having my thread deleted because I goofed on a boardmember's spelling issues in his threads only to have a mod start a thread goofing on another board member's propensity to complain in his threads.

I agree with you, but dont roon my thread Guinea hater

[Judge Smails]

I agree with you, but dont roon my thread Guinea hater

Sorry. Fuck those greaseball dago wops in their canolli holes!

[Bossanova]

Sorry. Fuck those greaseball dago wops in their canolli holes!

HAHAHA! Good boy

[DiabloSammich]

Sorry. Fuck those greaseball dago wops in their canolli holes!



That's the spirit.

[grlNIN]

I'm pretty sure all the pizzerias around me are owned and run by Italians and not dirty spics.

[Bossanova]

I'm pretty sure all the pizzerias around me are owned and run by Italians and not dirty spics.

See NIN gets it

[grlNIN]

Whoops, sorry i meant unclean spics.

Heh, that could have caused some problems!

[Bossanova]

Whoops, sorry i meant unclean spics.

Heh, that could have caused some problems!

HAHA! I see how that might been mistaken

[Grendel_Kahn]

No one will understand just how much I LOVE this thread.


Spoken like the dumb drunken Irishman from Staten Island that I am.


Sometimes I think I'm fucking surrounded by dagos. Or wannabe's which are even worse.

[BoondockSaint]

I'm Irish and I'd rather have a wop next to me than a filthy Staten Islander.

[DiabloSammich]

- Yo Sal! Two slices. And put some extra moosearella on that mufucka and shit.


- Extra cheese is two dollars.

[BoondockSaint]

- Yo Sal! Two slices. And put some extra moosearella on that mufucka and shit.


- Extra cheese is two dollars.

You mean mutsarel?

[Marc with a c]

No one will understand just how much I LOVE this thread.


Spoken like the dumb drunken Irishman from Staten Island that I am.


Sometimes I think I'm fucking surrounded by dagos. Or wannabe's which are even worse.

get a tan and stop complaining

[TheMojoPin]

I would humbly like to ask the powers that be how come this thread title has gone unchanged for two days but if you use the word "faggot" in a thread title, or even quote the N-word from a Pulp Fiction scene then all holy hell breaks loose around here?

This thread title makes my daddy cry. I hope you're happy Mods.

Happy now?

[Judge Smails]

Happy now?

That's all fine and good but it still took two days. My poor father passed away this morning and never got to see this. Let that be on your head. It's the S.S. St. Louis all over again in the Smails household.

[TheMojoPin]

Please. We took out Joe Colombo...now we can do what we want when we want.

[Bossanova]

Happy now?

Thats just pathetic. This board sucks a fucking dick

[TheMojoPin]

It's a joke. See how I replaced one Italian insult with another? That's the joke.

[TheMojoPin]

Anyone else still crying out there? I mean besides the Italians...

[BoondockSaint]

No recognition for the Wops?

[Marc with a c]

No recognition for the Wops?

don't forget the unclean do da doos

[BoondockSaint]

And what about my neighbor who wears nothing but a wife beater and my father calls Muscles Marinara?