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mikeyboy
05-23-2008, 08:39 AM
I think it's pretty clear to everyone at this point that Gvac is just going through the motions in his posting. It's pretty much a pattern now.

- mentally unstable thread
- fake gay post about Bossanova
- the board sucks
- the mobile skin sucks
- mikeyboy sucks
- it's really cold

Since he's in such a rut, maybe we can create a bot to post like Gvac does. I'm sure Jon could write the code in a couple of hours. With the responsibility of being Gvac off his shoulders, Gvac can reinvigorate himself and stop posting the same stuff over and over again.

Yay or nay?

reillyluck
05-23-2008, 08:41 AM
only if it's Gay Bot

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q119/crazypenis7/575249465_m1.jpg

A.J.
05-23-2008, 08:42 AM
Make sure the bot has a hat.

King Hippos Bandaid
05-23-2008, 08:43 AM
No

JPMNICK
05-23-2008, 08:44 AM
i think we should make him an Admin, and then only let him post in the "are admins nerds" thread

Tall_James
05-23-2008, 08:49 AM
Will there be a Mobile-Bot as well?

Knowledged_one
05-23-2008, 08:53 AM
Being negative towards another member Pantera is going to delete this thing :laugh:

Judge Smails
05-23-2008, 08:58 AM
Being negative towards another member Pantera is going to delete this thing :laugh:

Fucking A! But I think that only pertains to threads I start. So, I'd like to say I think Gvac, and everyone else here, is peachy keen. Please don't ban me.

GvacMobile
05-23-2008, 08:59 AM
I'm sure Jon could write the code in a couple of hours.



You're really sure of that? He can't even fix the mobile skin.

And according to you, mikeyboy, I've become a six trick pony. That's six times better than what you've become - an ass kissing archivist for the Ron and Fez show.

Pathetic.

reillyluck
05-23-2008, 09:00 AM
You're really sure of that? He can't even fix the mobile skin.

And according to you, mikeyboy, I've become a six trick pony. That's six times better than what you've become - an ass kissing archivist for the Ron and Fez show.

Pathetic.

someone's got there bot panties in a bunch.

mendyweiss
05-23-2008, 09:01 AM
Just Wait Till Monday, When The "It's Been Hot Lately" Thread Gets Bumped !!

A.J.
05-23-2008, 09:01 AM
someone's got there bot panties in a bunch.

"knickers" :tongue:

TheMojoPin
05-23-2008, 09:01 AM
I hear about "Six Trick Gvac" on the streets all the damn time.

In hushed whispers.

mikeyboy
05-23-2008, 09:03 AM
You're really sure of that? He can't even fix the mobile skin.

And according to you, mikeyboy, I've become a six trick pony. That's six times better than what you've become - an ass kissing archivist for the Ron and Fez show.

Pathetic.

Did I touch a nerve?

http://tonydude.net/NaturalScience100/Topics/3Mind/timages_mind/nerve_cell.jpg

IMSlacker
05-23-2008, 09:09 AM
Gvac is a gangsta!

GvacMobile
05-23-2008, 09:09 AM
Did I touch a nerve?



Yes.

Referring to my relationship with Bossanova as "fake" crossed the line.

And apparently you posted an image. Too bad I can't see it.

Fallon
05-23-2008, 09:09 AM
At least the bot will have a built in calendar and won't crash weddings.

Gbot!!

jonyrotn
05-23-2008, 09:12 AM
Are you bonkers? All superstars have slumps..You wouldn't bench Ted Williams, even if he went 0 for 1948..How can you even think about sitting down a Hall of Famer like Gvac? I don't care how borring he's become..

Now is when he needs the confidence and support of the board..He certainly doesn't need Mikeyboy stepping on his colostomy bag, punching him in the liver and giving him one more reason to resent mods..

I say if this board turns it's back their sienor citizens just because they can no longer hold their own, then you're no better then..No better then...Well you're no fucking good, that's for sure...

Remember who got you here RF.net..You better dance with the girl who brung ya..

Gvac for President..And what not..

PanterA
05-23-2008, 09:15 AM
Did I touch a nerve?or maybe just a circuit.

and i no longer delete threads. i simply lock and move them. if i thought Gvac had a problem with this then yes, i would lock and move it.

sailor
05-23-2008, 09:18 AM
i thought you rolled out the gvacbot at the end of lent.

jonyrotn
05-23-2008, 09:23 AM
It's official..Mikeyboy has become King Longshanks..

Goddamn, power currupts...

I'm with Bravac..



EDIT: Do the Mods get to have sex with the bride on all the member's wedding nights?

Furtherman
05-23-2008, 09:29 AM
http://static1.videosift.com/thumbs/b/oo/Bootie_Bootie_Robot_love_on_Buck_Rogers.jpg

Beeda Beeda Beep It's cold, Buck.

ChrisTheCop
05-23-2008, 09:29 AM
and i no longer delete threads. i simply lock and move them. if i thought Gvac had a problem with this then yes, i would lock and move it.


And according to you, mikeyboy, I've become a six trick pony. That's six times better than what you've become - an ass kissing archivist for the Ron and Fez show.

Pathetic.

Nope. No problem at all. :ohmy:

Furtherman
05-23-2008, 09:30 AM
http://static1.videosift.com/thumbs/b/oo/Bootie_Bootie_Robot_love_on_Buck_Rogers.jpg

Beeda Beeda Beep I can't see myself, Buck.

TheMojoPin
05-23-2008, 09:54 AM
http://static1.videosift.com/thumbs/b/oo/Bootie_Bootie_Robot_love_on_Buck_Rogers.jpg

Beeda Beeda Beep, My hat seems to be missing, Buck.

TheMojoPin
05-23-2008, 09:56 AM
A sexually questionable robot that always complains? It's been done...

http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/~krines/c3po.jpg

"Oh dear! I even seem to be cold here as well!"

K.C.
05-23-2008, 10:18 AM
A sexually questionable robot that always complains? It's been done...


I always pictured him as more of a Vicki from 'Small Wonder'

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ig9u-L4BA0Y&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ig9u-L4BA0Y&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Judge Smails
05-23-2008, 10:26 AM
Old G.B.O.B.

http://www.jeffbots.com/bob.jpg

(4 people alive will even get that reference)

IMSlacker
05-23-2008, 10:40 AM
Old G.B.O.B.

http://www.jeffbots.com/bob.jpg

(4 people alive will even get that reference)

The Black Hole. I had The Black Hole bed sheets when I was kid.

Freakshow
05-23-2008, 10:46 AM
We had a children's book based on the movie. 50% of the people who get that reference are on the board, not bad...

Furtherman
05-23-2008, 01:55 PM
http://static1.videosift.com/thumbs/b/oo/Bootie_Bootie_Robot_love_on_Buck_Rogers.jpg

Beeda Beeda Beep I ate JustJon's Legos, Buck.

Stankfoot
05-23-2008, 03:54 PM
A sexually questionable robot that always complains? It's been done...

http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/~krines/c3po.jpg

"Oh dear! I even seem to be cold here as well!"

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/c-3p0.jpg

Gvac
05-23-2008, 06:36 PM
I think it's pretty clear to everyone at this point that Gvac is just going through the motions in his posting. It's pretty much a pattern now.

- mentally unstable thread WRONG ! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69813)
- fake gay post about Bossanova WRONG ! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69814)
- the board sucks WRONG ! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69810)
- the mobile skin sucks WRONG ! (www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69811)
- mikeyboy sucks WRONG ! (http:///www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69812)
- it's really cold WRONG ! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69809)




Just to explain the jokes to all the joyless, two-faced cocksuckers around here.

Not that I have to explain myself, but some of you make me sick.

Now go fuck yourselves.

Thanks.

P.S. - Should any of you grow a set of balls, I'll be at Bar 9 tomorrow night. Don't be afraid to talk to me.

drjoek
05-24-2008, 05:16 AM
Remember you can't spell Ronfez.net without G, V, A, C

Jughead
05-24-2008, 05:51 AM
Robut....

epo
05-24-2008, 06:22 AM
7 trick-pony! Who sells all of their records for 5 bucks?

TheMojoPin
05-24-2008, 06:48 AM
P.S. - Should any of you grow a set of balls, I'll be at Bar 9 tomorrow night. Don't be afraid to talk to me.

Sorry, ladies, he hates that you don't have balls.

sailor
05-24-2008, 06:53 AM
Sorry, ladies, he hates that you don't have balls.

brilliant!

http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg

A.J.
05-24-2008, 11:10 AM
In case the bot becomes aggressive just repeat "Klaatu barada nikto".

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2913/gbotrx0.jpg

TheMojoPin
05-24-2008, 11:13 AM
http://static1.videosift.com/thumbs/b/oo/Bootie_Bootie_Robot_love_on_Buck_Rogers.jpg

Beeda Beeda Beep I'm outside watching the balls grow, Buck.

dino_electropolis
05-24-2008, 12:47 PM
Waaaaiiiiiiit.......you tellin me GVAC isnt a robot?


.....well, this changes everything.

EliSnow
05-24-2008, 04:14 PM
In case the bot becomes aggressive just repeat "Klaatu barada nikto".

I got it.

Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

Tenbatsuzen
05-24-2008, 04:34 PM
I got it.

Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

http://www.musicomh.com/anidifranco/ani-difranco.jpg

...and why are there a bunch of skeletons approaching?

Bossanova
05-24-2008, 04:41 PM
Why not? Looks like I will be replacing Gvac with a mechanical device of my own


http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=69814

Dash77
05-24-2008, 04:45 PM
Leave G-VAC alone......Sure he's kinda grouchy at times and likes to pick on the weak, but he makes me laugh & looks good in a suit..