Man Loves Cars!

[Furtherman]

He really, really loves his cars.

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%5C'having-sex%5C'-with-1,000-cars.html)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car404_672768c.jpg

Next on my list... GvacMobile!

[Drunky McBetidont]

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger

fucking two timing basdard.

[DolaMight]

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

When someone abruptly declares "I don't want to hurt anyone" it usually means someone's about to get violently hurt.

[A.J.]

And I feel so lonesome
you hear me when I moan
When I feel so lonesome
You hear me when I moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
for you since I been gone
I'd said I flash your lights, mama
your horn won't even blow
(Spoken: Somebody's been runnin' my batteries down on this machine)

I even flash my lights, mama
this horn won't even blow
Got a short in this connection
hoo-well, babe, it's way down below

I'm on'h'ist your hood, mama
I'm bound to check your oil
I'm on'h'ist your hood, mama-mmm
I'm bound to check your oil
I got a woman that I'm lovin'
way down in Arkansas

Now, you know the coils ain't even buzzin'
little generator won't get the spark
Motor's in a bad condition, you gotta have
these batteries charged
But I'm cryin', please
plea-hease don't do me wrong
Who been drivin' my Terraplane now for
you-hoo since I've been gone

Mr. Highway man
plea-hease don't block the road
Puh hee hee
plea-hease don't block the road
Cause she's re'ist'rin a cold one hundred
and I'm booked and I got to go

Mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm
You ooo ooo ooo
You hear me weep and moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane now for
you-hoo since I been gone

I'm on get deep down in this connection
keep tanglin' with your wires
I'm on get deep down in this connection
hoo-well, keep tanglin' with these wires
And when I mash down on your little starter
then your spark plug will give me fire

[RAAMONE]

ok...i can see how you can fuck an exhaust pipe...

but how the hell do you fuck a helicopter

he should hook up with that girl that Ronnie B. saw fucking a lawn mower

[Freakshow]

And I feel so lonesome
you hear me when I moan
When I feel so lonesome
You hear me when I moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
for you since I been gone
I'd said I flash your lights, mama
your horn won't even blow
(Spoken: Somebody's been runnin' my batteries down on this machine)


Told my girl Ill have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks sayin
This is the end now
Cars dont talk back
Theyre just four wheeled friends now

When Im holdin your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When Im cruisin in overdrive
Dont have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive

Im in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Im in love with my car
String back gloves in my automolove

[DolaMight]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car404_672768c.jpg

I thought it was hilarious when lou picked up that football player and rammed his head into the jukebox.

[jeffdwright2001]

He really, really loves his cars.

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%5C'having-sex%5C'-with-1,000-cars.html)



The guy really gets around.

[reeshy]

Now I'm jealous!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reephdweller]

I think we found our ichiban!!

[TheMojoPin]

Baby, you can hump my car.

And then maybe I'll call the cops on you.

Beep-beep/beep-beep/NO!!!

[Lady Resin]

I'm not sure if this is the proper place to post this, but I got new car yesterday:

http://www.autobytel.com/images/previews/05ChevyCobalt/400/2005-chevrolet-cobalt-front.jpg

[jeffdwright2001]

I'm not sure if this is the proper place to post this, but I got new car yesterday:

http://www.autobytel.com/images/previews/05ChevyCobalt/400/2005-chevrolet-cobalt-front.jpg

Only if it's been broken in already.

[Lady Resin]

Only if it's been broken in already.

When I test drove it, it had 9 miles on it. I put on a whole 5 miles on it since. This car is going to outlive me. I'm getting rid of my 92' Cavalier with 64,825 miles on it. :glurps:

[jauble]

When I test drove it, it had 9 miles on it. I put on a whole 5 miles on it since. This car is going to outlive me. I'm getting rid of my 92' Cavalier with 64,825 miles on it. :glurps:

I think he was talking about sex with the car.

[paracetamol flanders]

As long as he's not raping them...

P.S. Anyone see The Kids In The Hall tour? One of their video shorts covered this very subject.

[PapaBear]

He really, really loves his cars.

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%5C%27having-sex%5C%27-with-1,000-cars.html)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car404_672768c.jpg

Next on my list... GvacMobile!
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4198&size=1

[Fallon]

So, he's AAAsexual?

[BoondockSaint]

vroom vroom

[DolaMight]

If my car is a virgin is it worth more or less?

[Reephdweller]

There's more of these car fuckers out there...

Naked man jumps on cars in Avila Beach

<!-- template: story_detail.html --> A naked man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of trying to have sex with a taxi cab in Avila Beach, authorities said.
Cody Eugene Williams, 27, of El Dorado Hills, was found about 6:15 p.m. on First Street wearing only his birthday suit and simulating intercourse on the windshield of the cab, according to San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s officials.
The cabbie was still inside the taxi, investigators said.
Williams, reportedly intoxicated, also jumped on at least three other cars and broke a windshield, sheriff's officials said.
Williams was booked at County Jail on suspicion of vandalism, indecent exposure and committing a lewd act.
-- Leslie Parrilla


http://www.sanluisobispo.com/breakingnews/story/369261.html

[watson]

He really, really loves his cars.

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%5C'having-sex%5C'-with-1,000-cars.html)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/car404_672768c.jpg

Next on my list... GvacMobile!

is that the radio shark?

[PapaBear]

is that the radio shark?
See my last post...

[watson]

See my last post...

I see your last post and raise you 2

[usoilworker]

its just another example of why cars are better then women. they dont get jelous when u fuck other cars