Worst Children's Show......EVER!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

For those of you who haven't had the misfortune of experiencing Yo Gabba Gabba, I don't think there is anyway to properly explain it. This is a clip of the show that they must be proud of, because they use it in promos...

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I have been able to appreciate almost every inane children's show you can name on some level, and that includes Barney, Teletubbies, and Church Vegetables. But I can't take this show and it's sexually ambiguous host, DJ Lance. It's just weird for weirds' sake.

Your thoughts?

[JustJon]

A friend of mine has been watching this with his kids and raves about what a great show it is.

[Judge Smails]

I almost started the same thread about Hip Hop Harry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUBdVtvEgQc

[Hottub]

Teletubbies BLOW!

As does Be Ba or Boo Ba, or whatever the knockoff is.

So glad my kids are older and more refined now.
It's all about the anime now.:wallbash:

[Badinia]

Oh, I like Yo Gabba Gabba! It's for little white-belted hipster children. Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo does the music, and children dance to techno, and Biz Markie has a recurring role where he TEACHES CHILDREN TO BEATBOX.

If I'd had it growing up, I might have turned out cool!

But I like your Young Ones button, Sammich.

[DiabloSammich]

I almost started the same thread about Hip Hop Harry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUBdVtvEgQc



Holy shit, Smails, how did I forget about Hip Hop Harry?

I remember when I stumbled upon that piece of dog shit I was gonna start a thread, but lost interest.



When I say HIP HOP

You say HARRY!


Ugh.

[zathrus]

i can't watch it. dj lance gives me the creeps. say the magic words.....

[frye hole]

Nathaniel!

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[joethebartender]

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Picture this same video with buffalo wings, stella artois, and tullamore dew and you have a typical night of my "tummy party".

Furtherman's post...
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1701546&postcount=1891
I ask you how did we get to this crap from sesame street performances like this??? Please check out the kid at 4:10.

[Reephdweller]

http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0507/mickeymage1.jpg

I'd have to say the Hamas inspired fake Mikey Mouse show.

The Hamas Television is using a clone of Disney’s Mickey Mouse to teach children to hate Israel and America, and aspire to Islam’s inevitable and impending world domination.

The effectiveness of this program is heightened by including child viewers, who phone in to the show and recite poems with images of hate and violence; for example, “We will destroy the chair of the despots, so they will taste the flame of death;” and, "Rafah sings ‘Oh, oh.’ Its answer is an AK-47. We who do not know fear, we are the predators of the forest."

and then the kicker to end it all...

A Mickey Mouse lookalike who preached Islamic domination on a Hamas-affiliated children's television program was beaten to death in the show's final episode Friday.


In the final skit, "Farfour" was killed by an actor posing as an Israeli official trying to buy Farfour's land. At one point, the mouse called the Israeli a "terrorist."
"Farfour was martyred while defending his land," said Sara, the teen presenter. He was killed "by the killers of children," she added.

[IMSlacker]

Biz Markie has a recurring role where he TEACHES CHILDREN TO BEATBOX.

Exactly. Where else is my four year old daughter supposed to learn to beatbox?

Also, if you think this is the worst kids' show, you've never seen Caillou. This kid obviously has cancer, yet they never seem to mention it on the show.

http://www.comcast.com/MediaLibrary/1/1/About/PressRoom/Images/LogoAndMediaLibrary/Photography/CableNetworks/Caillou2.jpg

[WhistlePig]

Exactly. Where else is my four year old daughter supposed to learn to beatbox?

Also, if you think this is the worst kids' show, you've never seen Caillou. This kid obviously has cancer, yet they never seem to mention it on the show.

http://www.comcast.com/MediaLibrary/1/1/About/PressRoom/Images/LogoAndMediaLibrary/Photography/CableNetworks/Caillou2.jpg

Oh, I HATE Caillou! He's such a whiny little bitch.

[Reephdweller]

All of those shows looks awful, but I have to add one more...

Brum, easily one of the worst and most annoying kids tv shows ever...

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[BoondockSaint]

Now I'm starvin'.

And I want to go to a party.