Yankee moves to Kentucky

[OneEyeJack]

Here are some tips and information you,ll need when your a Yankee looking to settle in Kentucky.

Buy an old pickup truck and stop going to the dentist.:laugh:

[jauble]

http://i30.tinypic.com/15zjlaq.jpg

[Jughead]

Ok terrific

[OneEyeJack]

Kiss your cell phone reception goodbye..

[jeffdwright2001]

Here are some tips and information you,ll need when your a Yankee looking to settle in Kentucky.

Buy an old pickup truck and stop going to the dentist.:laugh:

That and use "your" instead of "you're".

[OneEyeJack]

Never look inhabitants directly in the eyes when conversing,its in their nature to consider it a challenge.

[GreatAmericanZero]

wow thanks..what a coincidence

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1729072#post1729072


KEEP THIS THREAD GOING FOR ME! I NEED IT!

[OneEyeJack]

wow thanks..what a coincidence

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1729072#post1729072


KEEP THIS THREAD GOING FOR ME! I NEED IT! OK!:laugh:

[Freakshow]

Ack. Don't encourage him.

[OneEyeJack]

start hangin out where the cool kids do.....the local Walmart..

[Judge Smails]

http://media001.g4tv.com/images/blog/2007/12/06/633325462873135493.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

Learn to play the fiddle....

[jauble]

http://forum.alsacreations.com/upload/2043-fail-camera.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

FACT... KENTUCKY... FACT...

Davy Crockett was born in Kentucky 200 yrs ago but left as an infant..

WOW! He couldnt even walk yet but knew to get the hell out of there.:laugh:

[Judge Smails]

http://slapfish.com/failure/failure0400.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

Don,t go on a canoe trip with your new Kentucky friends..:ohmy:

[jauble]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1212/1272549006_294f713d3c.jpg

[RAAMONE]

http://forum.alsacreations.com/upload/2043-fail-camera.jpg

hahahaha...this one f'in cracked me up

[GreatAmericanZero]

start hangin out where the cool kids do.....the local Walmart..

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Big CRAZED!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.lolfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/fail2it9.jpg

[nukinfuts]

That and use "your" instead of "you're".

y'all instead of you all
:flush:

[KnoxHarrington]

There will be one similarity to living in Kentucky as compared to New York: everyone here will think you're a douchebag too.

:furious:

[GreatAmericanZero]

There will be one similarity to living in Kentucky as compared to New York: everyone here will think you're a douchebag too.

:furious:

wait..im the one moving to KY!...I'm a good guy

[OneEyeJack]

FACT..KENTUCKY..FACT..

More Union soldiers were shot,hung or starved to death in Kentucky during the Civil War. Sleep with one eye open Yank!!

[OneEyeJack]

buy anything with a Confederate Flag on it. Hat, shirt, diapers...

[Furtherman]

http://homepage.mac.com/omegaosx/.Pictures/dead_thread.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Wow. I'm glad he brought back this thread. :thumbdown:

[OneEyeJack]

when ordering dessert in the diner, stay away from the Polecat Pie....:glurps:

[Doctor Z]

http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/ttokalli/kaatis/fail.jpg

[OneEyeJack]

FACT...KENTUCKY...FACT


School taxes in Lexington Kentucky are $31.00 a year,up 45% from 2 yrs ago...

[mikeyboy]

Is it wrong to lock a thread because you find it stupid and annoying?

[OneEyeJack]

what do Kentuckians call a pickup truck with a couple of milk crates in the bed???:huh:

[OneEyeJack]

what do Kentuckians call a pickup truck with a couple of milk crates in the bed???:huh:

LIMOUSINE...:laugh:

[mikeyboy]

Is it wrong to lock a thread because you find it stupid and annoying?

I'm answering my own question.