"I just broke into GVAC's house and....."

[dino_electropolis]

So there was some conversation on another thread about another topic, which invariably came back to GVAC. Basically, some were indicating that they had "just broke into GVAC's house and.......(used his toilet, raped his dog, etc)"

So, lets see what we can do the poor bastards house if we broke into Gvacs house.


I just broke into GVAC's house and loosened the lids on his salt shaker.

[RhinoinMN]

I used his dildo

[reillyluck]

I used his dildo

that was really mine.




I just broke into Gvac's house and got my Umbrella, his boxers, my sox and my records!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I slept in his Icky Woods Jersey

[Furtherman]

I emptied all the oil from his lanterns.

[EliSnow]

I put pictures of Earl in all of his picture frames.

[Chip196]

I tried to find his hat for him.

[RhinoinMN]

that was really mine.




I just broke into Gvac's house and got my Umbrella, his boxers, my sox and my records!

Good thing! He was gonna sell them at the yard sale.

[dino_electropolis]

I just broke into GVAC's house and stole his cell phone charger. (goodbye, Gvacmobile)

[TheMojoPin]

I just broke into Gvac's house and couldn't stop the uncontrolable urge to weep. I am now inconsolable.

[midwestjeff]

...loved him very deeply.

[EliSnow]

I used his dildo

I hope you didn't use his lube, because I put ben gay in it.

[reillyluck]

:devil2: I just took those Fish that he has hung in his living room and threw them in the Hackensack River!!!!!!!

[TheMojoPin]

:devil2: I just took those Fish that he has hung in his living room and threw them in the Hackensack River!!!!!!!

Why did you just throw 8 Billy Basses into the river?

[RhinoinMN]

I took his pop-tarts and his cereal.


He will die of starvation in about 22 days.

[reillyluck]

I've replaced his coffee filter with Hottub's high school jock strap.

[RhinoinMN]

I hope you didn't use his lube, because I put ben gay in it.

That explains a lot.

For a bit there I thought Gvac was "infected".

[TheMojoPin]

I stumbed upon a scrapbook of Robert Stack photos and burned it, so now he has to finally get a new haircut.

[jeffdwright2001]

Installed ronfez.net 2.2 Beta on his computer.

[TheMojoPin]

I've replaced his coffee filter with Hottub's high school jock strap.

Yeah, but that thing spent all it's time twisted around Hottub's face, so it's not as gross as it could be.

[RhinoinMN]

I've replaced his coffee filter with Hottub's high school jock strap.

Hottub needed a jock strap?

[mikeyboy]

I shit in all his hats.

[dino_electropolis]

I just broke into GVAC's house and dropped a load, but i wont say where.

[TheMojoPin]

I shit on Mikey's shit.

[reillyluck]

Hottub needed a jock strap?

he used to wear it backwards.

[BoondockSaint]

Stole $109.

[TheMojoPin]

Turned all of his ying-yangs around.

[reillyluck]

I just Dowloaded Paltalk on his PC.

[EliSnow]

I put Nair in his shampoo and soap so he stops looking like a Monchichi.

[TheMojoPin]

Let Bossonova out of his trunk.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

replaced his Dewers with my urine

[TheMojoPin]

I left some shampoo and soap so he stops smelling like a Monchichi.

Fixed.

[EliSnow]

I put a dead fish in his oven -- he'll never find it.

[BoondockSaint]

Replaced everything in his house with items from WalMart.

[RhinoinMN]

took his space heater and the wiring to his furnace.

[reillyluck]

I turned his heat all the way up and opened all the windows.

[dino_electropolis]

I just broke into GVAC's house and used his toothbrush to give my dog a prostate exam.

[RhinoinMN]

removed the period button from all of his computers.

[reillyluck]

I hid his soap dish.

[jeffdwright2001]

removed the period button from all of his computers.


He might enjoy not having a period anymore.

[EliSnow]

I prank called Bill O'Reilly from his telephone. Wait until Fox Security gets their hands on him!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

freed Boss and Phishy from his Dungeon

[Furtherman]

Hid his well bucket and coffee mugs.

[Jughead]

I changed the expiration date on his milk

[mendyweiss]

How Do I Explain To Mrs Mendy All of These Copies Of "Blue Boy" I Now Have In The Trunk ?

[Jughead]

Oh and left him a fender..:tongue:

[Hottub]

Is anyone's. CAblevision down? This blows!

[JerseyRich]

I got my CD back.

[BoondockSaint]

I read his manifesto. Boy, you admins and mods are in for it.

[Hottub]

I just Dowloaded Paltalk on his PC.
No pc's. Just macs. He's gay like that.

[Marc with a c]

...aged 25 years

[Friday]

i masturbated and then played all of his guitars.





and pet his cat.

[jeffdwright2001]

Installed hidden cameras.

I broke in last night.

[RhinoinMN]

i masturbated and then played all of his guitars.





and pet his cat.

I hope that you didn't use his dildo.

[BoondockSaint]

I switched his normal coffee with Folgers crystals.

[JPMNICK]

replaced all his vodka with water

[ADF]

I just broke into Gvac's house and couldn't stop the uncontrolable urge to weep. I am now inconsolable.

That's terrible. Is there any way you can be consoled?

Oh, and I replaced all of his Doors vinyl albums with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" on 8-track.

[reillyluck]

overided all his keith richards songs with wu tang clan

[Jughead]

Signed him up at Wack Bag...:smile:

[Hottub]

Waxed his Jeep with the Batch Rag.

[Friday]

used guitar picks to spell out "I'm a Fag"

[Heather 8]

I invited Darksyde over and told him to wait, Whitey'll be back shortly.

[jauble]

I found his telegraph machine (how old is he?) and got weirded out by his Lou Ferrigno collection and just left.

[Jughead]

Flipped his e and a string..Cant wait to hear free bird...On that axe

[Jughead]

Painted 11 on his Marshall stack

[BoondockSaint]

I found the document he signed handing over his soul to the devil in exchange for eternal handsomeness.

[Jughead]

Made him an appointment with Vermanator

[reillyluck]

I found Sheena in the basement and yelled "you're free bitch!!! get out before he gets back!!!"

[Hottub]

...but GvacMobile was in the kitchen having coffee, so I left.:annoyed:

[reillyluck]

...but GvacMobile was in the kitchen having coffee, so I left.:annoyed:

Puh Leez.... i walked right passed gvacmobile. he was too busy yelling at the phone screen

"goddamn it!! this skin sucks!!! this means war!! Mikeyboy will rue the day!!!!!!!!"


or something like that.

[RhinoinMN]

..his supper is gonna get cold if he doesn't get here quick.

If that happens, no vroom, vroom.

[Jughead]

He had a picture of Hot Tub snorkeling on his night stand

[RhinoinMN]

He had a picture of Hot Tub snorkeling on his night stand

Silly Jughead. Snorkels aren't fleshtoned.

[reillyluck]

i've replaced all his bruce lee vhs videos with Sweatin' to the oldies.

he likes doo wop you know.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

found blue prints in crayon for his own mentally stable forum

[PanterA]

"I just broke into GVAC's house and..."Helped him get up after slipping in the shower.

[PanterA]

"I just broke into GVAC's house and..."Stepped right into his bed pan.

[reillyluck]

I broke into Gvac's House and let his mother in.

Guess who's having Chicken & rice for dinner?

[tele7]

Replaced the contents of his medicine cabinet with various colognes.

[PanterA]

"I just broke into GVAC's house and..."Actually I just waited outside to steal his meal on wheels.

[tele7]

Stole his dirty G strings

[Jughead]

I put his winter stuff back in his closet..(He's always cold)

[PanterA]

"I just broke into GVAC's house and..."Stole his knitting needles.

[reillyluck]

Put a list of diners who serve pot roast with vegetables on his fridge.

[Bossanova]

While all of you scumbags rummage through this great mans things, Gvac and I sit back and laugh. For everything that you commoners have touched or taken has our love DNA all over it.

BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!

[PanterA]

"I just broke into GVAC's house and..."Changed his oxygen tank with helium and hope he calls the show tomorrow.

[Bulldogcakes]

"I just broke into GVAC's house and..."

Found a messageboard full of people obsessed with him.

[Tallman388]

Found his list of enemies and wiped my ass with it. Now the only name you can see is Yahoo Serious.

[JerseyRich]

Took the batteries out of his LIFE ALERT necklace.

[EliSnow]

I burned all of his gay porn.

[joethebartender]

as soon as I got inside, there was a knock at the door, five guys were standing there and said they were "here for the gang-bang".:blink:

[Reephdweller]

I broke into Gvac's House and stole all of Reilly's panties.


I sniffed them all the way out the door!!

[Reephdweller]

I broke into Gvac's House and left him fifteen cases of Coke to drink.

[sr71blackbird]

I put salt in his sugar bowl

[Reephdweller]

If I broke into Gvac's House and found a big bowl of milk and I'd dip my balls in it!!

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[buzzard]

I used his toothbrush to comb my old gray pubes then I wiped myself on his pillow...now I think I have an STD..thanx a lot Gvac :wink:

[jauble]

I found all the video cameras that doug set up in gvacs house...I left the toilet cam where it was.

[TheMojoPin]

Tangent over, as per the man himself. Let's just move on.

[ralphbxny]

I stole his Bob Probert blow up doll! I didnt know you could patch a blow up doll!

[mikeyboy]

I released all of the balls and frisbees that he kept when they landed on his lawn.

[DiabloSammich]

I left him a full bottle of Dewars and a life size portrait of Boss recreating the Kramer pose, because I'm a goddamn gentlemen.


Animals.

[RhinoinMN]

I left him a full bottle of Dewars and a life size portrait of Boss recreating the Kramer pose, because I'm a goddamn gentlemen.


Animals.

Don't shit yourself. You ate Gvac's supper that I made for him.


Phony!

[DiabloSammich]

Don't shit yourself. You ate Gvac's supper that I made for him.


Phony!



My bad. I didn't think anyone could seriously fix a supper consisting of Metamucil, Ritz Bitz, and cabbage. I assumed it was a religious sacrifice gone horribly awry, so I threw it away.

[BoondockSaint]

In his closet I found Ron's scarf. That son of a bitch!

[Bulldogcakes]

He offered to sell me his old pots and pans for a buck a piece.

[drjoek]

I just broke into Gvacs house and hid his hat better. I think he was getting close to finding it. Now he'll never see it again

[jauble]

Who knew the guy wrote with a quill pen?

[TheMojoPin]

...realized I was breaking into houses because I was hanging out with the Bengals.

[Chip196]

I just broke in to Gvac's house and begged at the altar for forgivness.

[Sheeplovr]

I just broke into Gvac's "rest home" by bribing the night orderlies wth a a 6 pack to

[Reephdweller]

I just broke in to Gvac's house and tried on his Captian America jammies. SO comfy!!

[SatCam]

.....still havent left

[Gvac]

I have seriously been laughing my balls off at this thread.

And it frightens me how much some of you know about me.

[Friday]

I broke into Gvac's house ....

and celebrated the motherfucking WINGS..... next stop THE CUP!!

[Chip196]

I just tried to break in to Gvac's house and the Secret Service chased me off.

[Reephdweller]

I have seriously been laughing my balls off at this thread.

And it frightens me how much some of you know about me.



GVAC....you are our church and at your feet we worship.

[Marc with a c]

stabbed him to death

[Reephdweller]

Had sex

Shot JR

Sold auto parts

Squeezed Stugots tits

Grabbed Reillys fine ass

Had some Brooklyn's Pizza

[PanterA]

"I just broke into GVAC's house and..."tripped over his old man testicles

[sailor]

I broke into Gvac's house ....

and celebrated the motherfucking WINGS..... next stop THE CUP!!

you're delusional.

[Kevin]

replaced his Dewers with my urine

He won't be able to tell the differences.

[mikeyboy]

you're delusional.


Maybe even...



mentally disturbed?

[Friday]

Maybe even...



mentally disturbed?

now that isn't very nice of you, Mikey.

besides... the coined phrase would be "Mentally Unstable"

:bye:

[PapaBear]

now that isn't very nice of you, Mikey.

besides... the coined phrase would be "Mentally Unstable"

:bye:
Maybe he thinks you're just a special kind of crazy?:tongue:

[TheMojoPin]

...stepped around the corner before suddenly stopping short as I was confronted by a nude Gvac. Our eyes locked for what seemed like a eternity, nobody daring to make a move until he finally, silently, glanced towards the bedroom...

[tele7]

...repaired his rickety fireplace mantel





:flush:

[jauble]

tripped over his phonograph

[jonyrotn]

Replaced everything in his house with items from WalMart.I broke in and replaced all that crap with items of a lesser value..

I just broke into Gvac's house and couldn't stop the uncontrolable urge to weep. I am now inconsolable.I found a slobbering Steve Bartman look-a-like, wearing a wide visor New Era Cubs hat and Gvac's butt plug in his mouth..I gave him noogies and took his classic 1984 Micheal Jordans..

Hottub needed a jock strap?Tough school..Even the chees club wore cups..



I broke into the home of the one they call Gvac, and did some bad stuff..I was feeling very felonious, so some real bad shit went down this night..

First, I pissed in every toilet in the house..And with God as my witness I DID NOT lift one fucking seat..

Next, all the tags on all the mattress', gone, by my hand..

Then, I hit the closets and dressers, not one pair of Levis was left unaltered..I erased the 36-W that was written in by their owner and replaced it with the 40W that was there when they were purchased.. I did this for all 274 pairs, I wasn't there to fuck around..

Finally, I hid all of his 8 tracks and Beta-Max tapes, BEHIND the Ab Roller and Thigh Master...Gone forever, never to be seen again..Unless a dirty diaper rolls back there or something, then his wet nurse might find it..But who cares if she finds it, Reillyluck won't know what the fuck they are, she's so young she'll think they're floppy discs or something...

[A.J.]

Stole all of his take-out menus.

[Soupy_Dreck]

I burned all of his gay porn to dvd.

thats nice of you. i broke into gvac's house and found used condoms drying in a closet

[EliSnow]

I stole his list of "Mentally Stable" and "Mentally Unstable" RF.netters.

[GvacMobile]

I stole his list of "Mentally Stable" and "Mentally Unstable" RF.netters.


Guess which list is longer!

[EliSnow]

Guess which list is longer!

No need to guess. I can clearly see that the Mentally Unstable list is longer.

And I'm offended to find myself on that list.

[jeffdwright2001]

No need to guess. I can clearly see that the Mentally Unstable list is longer.

And I'm offended to find myself on that list.


You shouldn't be offended, you just broke in to the man's house.

[ravn816]

...and found that the place was already raided by the rest of this board. Nothing was left for me.:sad:

[EliSnow]

...and found that the place was already raided by the rest of this board. Nothing was left for me.:sad:

Mikeyboy left some shit behind in Gvac's hats.

[BoondockSaint]

I tried to abscond with his safe driver award but was foiled when a mountain of empty Chinese food cartons fell on top of me.

[jeffdwright2001]

Mikeyboy left some shit behind in Gvac's hats.

You'll have to move Mojo's out of the way to get to it . . . but it's worth it.

[drjoek]

...And took a huge stack of Ron and Fez Bathroom Inspector stickers.
Tough shit to you guys at the next bar get together.

[DolaMight]

I got there late and there was nothing left. However, I took the time to read some of the random scribblings on the walls. One read, "I Burnt My Toast This Morning". I think they were his upcoming threads for Lent 09.

Judging by his living quarters he appeared to be mentally unstable.

[reillyluck]

Guess which list is longer!

i wonder if you still have the "other list"

[BoondockSaint]

i wonder if you still have the "other list"

His bucket list?

[buzzard]

Until I saw the pictures I had no idea that you'd dropped so much paint on so many lil children.


Lingy Longeeee :wink:

[Furtherman]

His bucket list?

I took his bucket. Hid is yolk and scared off his cattle. I was heading for the barn but stopped. He always leaves his barn door open.

[GvacMobile]

i wonder if you still have the "other list"

Indeed I do...and there's a brand new #1.

[Reephdweller]

Indeed I do...and there's a brand new #1.

I hope this "other" list contains new sexual positions for you two, because quite frankly watching the video of Gvac doing reverse cowgirl isn't exciting anymore. Been there, done that.

[DiabloSammich]

Has he realized all you people are in his place yet?

I didn't realize it took this long to pick up a half olive half meatball pizza.

[TheMojoPin]

...karate-chopped him to the neck as he stepped out of the shower.

Then...antics.

[Marc with a c]

...boy are my arms tired.

[jeffdwright2001]

...boy are my wrists tired.


Fixed it.

[jauble]

Fixed it.

ha