tdawg420
05-18-2008, 10:00 PM
First off now that I heard the recent show I need to give credit to Jim Norton. He was the comedic genious I stoll "rub one out" from I'm a big fan of that term and apparantly rubbed the crap out of his phrase without a single credit given to him. so there we go
What are things you have ever found that are weird(anything not just relating to my explicit topic)?
No matter where you live what have you stubled across that blew your mind? I was picking bottles among pawning my buddies trmpoline so I could go to my first concert with him. Floor seats to Ozzy Osbourne...you betcha. so we are picking bottles and I stumble across a rubber dildo that I briliantly picked up and threw across the road at him. A dildo in the ditch. Can anyone even half ass explain that to me? it was still functional and could serve its deserves purpose so its beyond me.
Hiding porn as a child
well a bunch of us we went to the dumpsters(We were out of town and take our garbage there and in various places outside of town they are placed so the garbage truck can pick em up(not to say you guys/gals(besides the chick rick conned into calling in do any chicks listen?) are stupid, I'm just guessing some of you might not know) and take them to the dump)...Brackets are a fun way to seperate things :D...And we went to the dumpsters to find wood for our fort. we built one by my house, then moved to besides my buddys, then built one down the road beside a pond, then another one by my buddies place and another one by his place. He slipped once and his hand was stuck in a nail and he was hanging there...I ran away scared. he was sad at me for that.
But anyways we went to the dumpsters to find wood but WE FOUND A BOX FULL OF MAGAZINES!!! so we ran back and was chackin that shit out(I got blamed for stealing some....I took some of the good ones home) And the rest were there and it really is an amazing thing when your a kid
Internet porn
I may of said this at one time. not sure. But I was the first of my friends to get good ole dial up. 28.8k modem. AND I HAD A PRINTER!!!(hp 640j I think) so I do some searchin and due to my novice internet usage, I could only find chick in bikini's. I found one and printed out like 10 copies. and I start handing them out. It was paper gold watchign that printer print out this "porn" I found...it was a woman ok. not a tranny or a dude or nothing. it was a woman...they told me she looked like a man...My efforts and high hopes got smashed within seconds...it was a woman...I clearly remember HER...
What are things you have ever found that are weird(anything not just relating to my explicit topic)?
No matter where you live what have you stubled across that blew your mind? I was picking bottles among pawning my buddies trmpoline so I could go to my first concert with him. Floor seats to Ozzy Osbourne...you betcha. so we are picking bottles and I stumble across a rubber dildo that I briliantly picked up and threw across the road at him. A dildo in the ditch. Can anyone even half ass explain that to me? it was still functional and could serve its deserves purpose so its beyond me.
Hiding porn as a child
well a bunch of us we went to the dumpsters(We were out of town and take our garbage there and in various places outside of town they are placed so the garbage truck can pick em up(not to say you guys/gals(besides the chick rick conned into calling in do any chicks listen?) are stupid, I'm just guessing some of you might not know) and take them to the dump)...Brackets are a fun way to seperate things :D...And we went to the dumpsters to find wood for our fort. we built one by my house, then moved to besides my buddys, then built one down the road beside a pond, then another one by my buddies place and another one by his place. He slipped once and his hand was stuck in a nail and he was hanging there...I ran away scared. he was sad at me for that.
But anyways we went to the dumpsters to find wood but WE FOUND A BOX FULL OF MAGAZINES!!! so we ran back and was chackin that shit out(I got blamed for stealing some....I took some of the good ones home) And the rest were there and it really is an amazing thing when your a kid
Internet porn
I may of said this at one time. not sure. But I was the first of my friends to get good ole dial up. 28.8k modem. AND I HAD A PRINTER!!!(hp 640j I think) so I do some searchin and due to my novice internet usage, I could only find chick in bikini's. I found one and printed out like 10 copies. and I start handing them out. It was paper gold watchign that printer print out this "porn" I found...it was a woman ok. not a tranny or a dude or nothing. it was a woman...they told me she looked like a man...My efforts and high hopes got smashed within seconds...it was a woman...I clearly remember HER...