Week of 5/19 Podcast

[C_T]

The Week of 5/19 podcast is now available through the RSS feed (iTunes for most) or the website: http://www.ctandjivin.com


zombies/movie mythology/2012/superheroes
sidewalk courtesy
weed
eating healthy/cooking with ct&jivin
feedback
porn
... and a whole lot more



Interact with the show! Call the CT & Jivin Suicide Prevention Hotline at 718-312-8492 and leave us any feedback on topics we discussed, suggestions for future segments, or anything else!

[tdawg420]

I have 33 minutes left in the show. I'm still listenin but here is the thing

Somewhere along the line I didn;t clue in that "I am legend" is a move I could go watch. and it wasn't until I realized that I could that I...k I'm gonna watch it but feel like I know all about it now. There is one more day left in the long weekend. its taken a toll on my mind. I feel like...I dunno.

You terribly hurt my feelings saying your not playing favorites. How dare you. If we do meet up somewhere in the future I'll run out on the CHEQUE and run out into the COLOURFUL outside. Nah I wouldn't do that. I'm a Chad fan. But

Cheque - in my head if I say give me the check, what the fuck am I saying? what needs to be checked? verbally ok but in writing if you using check instead of cheque Then you might as well be zig zagin all over the sidewalk and standing the the middle of god damn escalators

Colour - I've started using color. There is no diffrence there. so this word is ok.

Your intro brought me back to my childhood. I'll never forget that commercial when I was a kid. I always thought it was just a Canadian thing. By visual standards you would assume so.

But I'm gonna finish listening. I like Chads driving talk. I'm gonna go get drunk and storm a medicine cabnet. ITS STILL THE LONG WEEKEND!! PEACE

-Trevor

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Did they have the song from the intro outside of Canada? Great show guys.

More porn talk, when I was 11 I was walking down the highway from my neighbors house to my house (I lived in the country) and I saw what I thought was a sears wishbook or something in the ditch, I picked it up and it was a penthouse magazine. At first I didn't realize what I was holding, but once I looked inside I immediately freaked out and wondered who had seen me pick it up, because I was sure I had done something wrong. I saw a car coming over the hill and pitched the magazine into the ditch and kept walking. I kept thinking about it for a few hours after I got home, so I got out my ATV and grabbed some pringles cans, and went and retrieved it, I retired to some bushes and looked at it for a while, being 11 I wasn't even sure what to do with it really, but I knew it must be gold. When I was done I rolled it up, put it in the pringles cans and hid it in the bush. Between me and varioius friends we spent the better part of a summer in that bush. I ended up getting caught because I had taken a page that had fallen off and folded it up and stuck it in the watch pocket of my jeans, and my mom found it while washing the jeans. I remember my mom freaking out and making such a big deal out of the whole thing, (my family is quite religious). I think she terrorized me for life.

I retrospect as a grown adult I realize that her reaction was over the top and quite possibly the worst thing that she could have done. I remember being "in trouble" for probably 3 weeks straight and all she could tell me about is how disappointed she was and what a terrible person I was. Then she started in on the speeches about "you know you wife probably won't look like that, you are objectifying women, those images are permanently burned in your head and will never come out," and on and on and on. Apparently she never could come to grips with the fact that men just like looking at tits, nothing more, nothing less. But I do feel like she is responsible for distorting my view on pornography growing up, not that I ever stopped looking whenever I got the chance, but that she inflicted a terrible sense of guilt on me about it that I could not shake for years. I am proud to admit now that I realize my mom was the wacko and I now enjoy pornography guilt free.

It's a tough thing when you grow up and realize your mom quite possibly needs serious therapy and is most likely a nut.

Also I don't know why I felt like I should share this on the forum, but there it is. Make fun at will. Great show as usual guys.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Oh yeah, and Jivin, it is cheque, colour, and I write my sevens with a line through them.

[debit]

My friends got roped into helping their boss move. The boss has a very hot wife (who happens to be a serious Christian). Anyway when the time came to move their bed my two friends found a giant black dildo underneath. She came up to investigate the laughter upstairs and then she swore and said she forgot to pack it. The legend of the 'black dragon' was born and still lives to this day.

PS It is cheque.

[SchnitDick]

First time I ever saw porn was Adam and Eve channel at my friends on his black box in his basement. My stupid friend didn't think to warn me his brother got home and he walked upstairs to me watching porn and thankfully I wasn't doing anything haha

[tdawg420]

Here's one for CT

http://ct.justgotowned.com/

Heres one for Jivin

http://jivin.justgotowned.com/



You too may join in on the fun by putting you own name in there. Play pranks, trip people out perhaps. Send one to a loving relative as a surprise. the possibilities are endless.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Here's one for CT

http://ct.justgotowned.com/

Heres one for Jivin

http://jivin.justgotowned.com/



You too may join in on the fun by putting you own name in there. Play pranks, trip people out perhaps. Send one to a loving relative as a surprise. the possibilities are endless.

I got a kick out of it, thanks Trevor. :thumbup:

[PilotJeff]

Great work on another week... looking forward to the XM podcast. I have to agree with you both on how people need to learn how to walk. Have you visited an airport lately? People are retarded... think they lose their minds when they travel. Granted, I do this at least 3 or 4 days a week, but is it really that hard to find Gate 5 when there is a sign that says Gates 1-20 this way? Why must you not only walk on the LEFT side of the hallway, but come to a sudden stop when I am walking at a fast pace pulling 25lbs of luggage behind me? Or, how about the people that weave in and out of everyone pulling their luggage behind them tripping little elderly couples slowly making their way down the mile and a half long terminal?

I'll also have to agree about letting people OFF the train, before you drag your sorry ass onto it. I use the LIRR sometimes to get to JFK airport, and then at JFK I use the 'Airtrain' to get to the terminal. I don't know how many times the doors have slid open and I go to step out, and there is some fool inches away staring me in the face trying to get in. Most of the time I step aside and let them squeeze through, but there are moments where I give them the 'Are you f'ing kidding' look and push past them.

Same goes for using elevators. You let people off before you get on. And if you are the first in there, go to the back of the elevator or step to the side so we don't have to crawl in around you. What happened to people having common decency or just plain common sense for that matter?


Sorry, rant over.

[JustJon]

I think jivin has a crush on me.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

I think jivin has a crush on me.

Or else he wants to see more of your questionable images but is afraid to come out and ask. :laugh: