urinal stance

[smiler grogan]

i was wondering about this. When I'm using the urinal I stand so that the front edge of the urinal acts as an invisible barrie for my peepster. Some guys will cram there junk so far in they must be touching the back of the urinal.

For you pee shy guys out there do you need to cram yourself into a urinal to drip little drops of yellow shame. Do tell.

[BlackSpider]

- I stand back 4', and piss on the floor in front of the urinal.


- What I can't stand is when there are 6 empty urinals,
and you go to an end one, and somebody comes in and uses the one right next to you.

[sr71blackbird]

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[Bulldogcakes]

- What I can't stand is when there are 6 empty urinals,
and you go to an end one, and somebody comes in and uses the one right next to you.

Fuckin creeps. Its usually not even a gay situation or anything, just some dork who spent too much time with his mother and doesn't know the basics of the man code. Like you're going to strike up a conversation about the ballgame or whatever.

Ugh.

[Bob Impact]

I have a guy at work who feels the need to discuss business at the urinal.

[TheMojoPin]

I just rest my hands behind my head and let nature take its course.

[Bob Impact]

I prefer "the superman"

[AngelAmy]

I prefer "the superman"

we call that the mikeyboy

[ChrisTheCop]

I actually seek out a stall,
but if there's none available, I stand away from the urinal so as not to get splattage,
but I turn my body away from the guy (or empty urinal) next to me...

No free shows, freaks.





and Amy...... never mind.

[Bulldogcakes]

I actually seek out a stall,
but if there's none available, I stand away from the urinal so as not to get splattage,
but I turn my body away from the guy (or empty urinal) next to me...



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[Devo37]

i put one foot up on the urinal, Captain Morgan style.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/CaptainMorgan.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

My favorite is when the crazy old men actually drop their pants to the floor while at the urinal.

[Bossanova]

Gvac and I usually use each other as urinals :wub:

[Chigworthy]

I just do stretches in the corner and soccer piss.

[joethebartender]

I use a three point stance when we're in the 4-3. (four point stance in the nickel)

[sailor]

i'm pro-urinal.