CocaCola sucks balls

[Snoogans]

Generally, I drink Pepsi, cause I actually like my soda to taste like soda, not seltzer.

Yesterday I ran out of Pepsi, and now if I want regular cola, I have to drink coke. Pretty much, it tastes like someone spilled Pepsi into a glass of water. Coke is like the Coors Light of sodas. I just dont understand how so many people drink it over Pepsi

[lleeder]

Stores have pepsi.

[Snoogans]

Stores have pepsi.

im talkin about what was already in my house.

[Mike Teacher]

You would have loved The Olympia Cafe

[Snoogans]

Whats the Olympia Cafe? Tell me they had Pepsi and Mr Pib

[lleeder]

im talkin about what was already in my house.

Whoever does the purchasing at your house is dumb then.

[Mike Teacher]

Whats the Olympia Cafe? Tell me they had Pepsi and Mr Pib

Early SNL sketch, from Wikipedia:

The Olympia Cafe was a fictional diner or greasy spoon featured in a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch. The staff, led by the late John Belushi as Pete Dionasopolis, were Greeks.

As various guest stars discovered, only three items on the long menu could actually be ordered successfully: the cheeseburger (memorably pronounced "Cheezborger" by Belushi), chips (pronounced "Cheep"), and Pepsi.

Attempts to order Coke were invariably met with the retort, "No Coke! Pepsi!".

[Snoogans]

Whoever does the purchasing at your house is dumb then.

Soda usually i get. I get coke for any of the savages who come over and dont want real soda. So I try not to go buy more til it's finished. Ive decided on going with Mountain Dew to get me through tonight instead of awful Coke

[Snoogans]

Early SNL sketch, from Wikipedia:

The Olympia Cafe was a fictional diner or greasy spoon featured in a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch. The staff, led by the late John Belushi as Pete Dionasopolis, were Greeks.

As various guest stars discovered, only three items on the long menu could actually be ordered successfully: the cheeseburger (memorably pronounced "Cheezborger" by Belushi), chips (pronounced "Cheep"), and Pepsi.

Attempts to order Coke were invariably met with the retort, "No Coke! Pepsi!".

I might have to open a place like this

[Doctor Z]

If Coke tastes like watered-down Pepsi, you have entirely too much high fructose corn syrup in your life.

[Snoogans]

If Coke tastes like watered-down Pepsi, you have entirely too much high fructose corn syrup in your life.

regardless of preference, coke does taste like watered down Pepsi. Just like Coors tastes like watered down beer. Americans really suck at making drinks, except for Pepsi and Snapple

[TheMojoPin]

Pepsi tastes like watered down ass.

[Snoogans]

Pepsi tastes like watered down ass.

Damn then imagine how bad coke must be

[TheMojoPin]

I think you're buying Coke II by mistake. Actual Coca-Cola tastes so much sweeter than Pepsi. Pepsi basically tastes like Diet Coke.

[epo]

Soda usually i get. I get coke for any of the savages who come over and dont want real soda. So I try not to go buy more til it's finished. Ive decided on going with Mountain Dew to get me through tonight instead of awful Coke

Mountain Dew? Snoogans, I don't even understand you.

[Snoogans]

I think you're buying Coke II by mistake. Actual Coca-Cola tastes so much sweeter than Pepsi. Pepsi basically tastes like Diet Coke.

you are out of your mind bro. Pepsi uses way more syrup then coke, so you have less carbonation and more syrup. you can physically see it when you pour it into a cup, and awful coke ends up with twice as much fizz on top, cause it sucks

[Hottub]

My guests get only the best!


http://academic.marion.ohio-state.edu/schul/drp/path.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

I just can't stand Pepsi. It tastes bitter to me. Coke wins because it mixes so much better.

[Snoogans]

I just can't stand Pepsi. It tastes bitter to me. Coke wins because it mixes so much better.

yea cause its less syrup. Most of the people who dont like it its cause its almost too strong. The only thing that sucks about Pepsi is it goes flat faster cause it has less carbination

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

http://www.usasoda.com/images/pepsi105.JPG

I actually liked it. I know, one of the few.

I prefer

http://www.cool-drinks.com/Images/PepsiOneLogo.gif

or

http://www.coca-cola.co.uk/yourhealth/_img/healthy_cokezero.jpg

[hunnerbun]

I am going to get a Pepsi right now...coke sucks ass.

[Judge Smails]

My guests get only the best!


http://academic.marion.ohio-state.edu/schul/drp/path.jpg

Well, la-di-da Mr. Trump. I give my guests:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Generic_Cola_Can_Jewel.jpg

[Marc with a c]

i like a good orange coke, or a 7-up coke.

[marcpsych]

Coke is way better than Pepsi (which tastes way too sweet and seems to have no unique flavor), but these 3 blow both of them away:

http://www.rootbeerreviews.com/brews/images/boylanbirchcap.gif

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/f95a3d0d2df091d5e6302292006bd65401ad228f_m.jpg
with or without Moonpies

http://www.lovemarks.com/media/image/atreat_cream_html.jpg
you need a bottle opener for the large glass bottles

[midwestjeff]

I only drink Mt. Dew, but then, I'm a really extreme dude.
I wear bandanas and everything.
I think Pepsi is better then coke but both suck balls.

[HBox]

Real men drink:

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3749/tabcolaum6.jpg

The rest of you sissy motherfuckers might as well be drinking 1000% concentrated semen.

[Devo37]

Real men drink:

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3749/tabcolaum6.jpg

The rest of you sissy motherfuckers might as well be drinking 1000% concentrated semen.

my second grade teacher drank cases of that crap.


as for myself, i'm a pepsi man. it's the choice of a new generation.

[Gvac]

Coke really does taste like shit. I can't believe people actually like it. I think I just despise the taste of corn syrup.

I drink caffeine free diet coke when I have soda. It's the only one I really like the taste of.

[jauble]

Snoogans as respectfuly as I can say (type) go fuck yourself. Pepsi is garbage. Its also nice to know that gvac is a d* sipper. I hope we can still be friends.






*diet soda

[Freakshow]

Four years at Pepsi State University would be enough to cure anyone of the desire to drink crappy Pepsi. I can't even finish a can without having the urge to call my dentist.

[sailor]

you are out of your mind bro. Pepsi uses way more syrup then coke, so you have less carbonation and more syrup. you can physically see it when you pour it into a cup, and awful coke ends up with twice as much fizz on top, cause it sucks

how do the calories compare between the two? that should give some indication of which uses more syrup.

[Reephdweller]

I love Coke but it has to be served very cold, like a temperature just below freezing. On a hot day or after several conference calls and intense shit in the office I usually run for a coke to get energy or cool off. It usually helps. When that don't do the trick I race out for a iced americano at Starbucks and or a red bull. Reb bull is another drink that has to be super cold for me to enjoy it.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

meh to Coke

it is better to mix with rum though


If I drink soda it is Pepsi, more importantly Diet Pepsi


My Favorite Soda when drinking it was

Dr. Pepper's hayseed cousin

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/P/Penshockey/1067698846_uresmrpibb.JPG

[TheMojoPin]

I always thought people who loved Pepsi were too poor to own computers.

Huh. What a world!

[sailor]

meh to Coke

it is better to mix with rum though


If I drink soda it is Pepsi, more importantly Diet Pepsi


My Favorite Soda when drinking it was

Dr. Pepper's hayseed cousin

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/P/Penshockey/1067698846_uresmrpibb.JPG

i prefer pepsi to coke, but for diet soda coke is a thousand times better than diet pepsi swill. and coke zero is even better than that.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i prefer pepsi to coke, but for diet soda coke is a thousand times better than diet pepsi swill. and coke zero is even better than that.



I haven't tried Coke Zero yet

Ill give it a shot, a few people have told me it doesn't even taste diet

[BoondockSaint]

i like a good orange coke, or a 7-up coke.

Do you drink them in your Toyota Jeep?

[TheMojoPin]

Ill give it a shot, a few people have told me it doesn't even taste diet

They lie.

[Death Metal Moe]

I get whatever is on sale that week. If it's Coke products, I get that. If it's Pepsi products, I get that.

Genearlly, I don't drink Colas but they're both OK. Pepsi is a too sweet and Coke has a bite to it I'm not always in the mood for.

[midwestjeff]

My eighth grade history teacher/baseball coach told me that Coke rots your insides and that it can dissolve a nail. Don't try to argue with Mr. Hoover, you can't win.

[FUNKMAN]

i had always found coke more syrupy than pepsi...

stop drinking soda, it will rot your teeth and make you fat... okay maybe not you but it does other people

[TjM]

I don't drink soda

[Death Metal Moe]

I don't drink soda

OH yea, I forgot that I hardly do anymore either.

It has never quenched my thirst. I'll drink a ginger ale but that's the main soda I drink. Everything else gets on my nerves eventually. I find myself buying a 12 pack of Cherry Coke or Pepsi every now and again, drinking it and that will satisfy my cola needs for a few months.

[sailor]

I haven't tried Coke Zero yet

Ill give it a shot, a few people have told me it doesn't even taste diet

it's very good, but the cherry and vanilla versions are even more good (if you're into those sorts of sodas).

My eighth grade history teacher/baseball coach told me that Coke rots your insides and that it can dissolve a nail. Don't try to argue with Mr. Hoover, you can't win.

mythbusters did an episode on that (the coke myths, not the winning an argument with mr hoover myth).

[fezident]

Did they ever introduce PEPSI BLUE here in the U.S.?

I was living in Canada (and doing music for Pepsi QTG) when they released that windex-lookin' fizzy disaster. What a craptastic way for them to blow a few billion dollars. "LOOK EVERYONE!! BLUE SODA! "




Please.

[jauble]

Alright my first tag.

Кокаа-кол самое лучшее. Собаки дуновений Пепси.

[SatCam]

Did they ever introduce PEPSI BLUE here in the U.S.?

I was living in Canada (and doing music for Pepsi QTG) when they released that windex-lookin' fizzy disaster. What a craptastic way for them to blow a few billion dollars. "LOOK EVERYONE!! BLUE SODA! "




Please.

When I was 12 I used to drink that stuff every other day. My sperm count had never been lower.......................





















............because I was 12!!!!!!!!!!!

[WampusCrandle]

Generally, I drink Pepsi, cause I actually like my soda to taste like soda, not seltzer.

Yesterday I ran out of Pepsi, and now if I want regular cola, I have to drink coke. Pretty much, it tastes like someone spilled Pepsi into a glass of water. Coke is like the Coors Light of sodas. I just dont understand how so many people drink it over Pepsi

i feel your pain. coke isnt good since they took the cocaine out of it. damn hippies