Ted Kennedy Rushed To Hospital "Stroke-like Symptoms"

[Bunny™]

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16315978/detail.html

HYANNIS, Mass. -- Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was rushed by ambulance to Cape Cod Hospital after falling ill at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport, The Cape Cod Times reported Saturday.

Hyannis fire responded to the compound after a call was made around 8:30 a.m., the newspaper reported on its Web site. It's unclear what Kennedy's medical condition is, but after he spent almost two hours in the emergency room a decision was made to transfer him to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston.

CNN quoted a source as saying that Kennedy was suffering from "stroke-like symptoms."

Kennedy, 76, was placed on a stretcher and wheeled out to the MedFlight helicopter around 10:15 a.m. where it took off from Barnstable Municipal Airport, the newspaper reported.



Best of luck, lardass.
Have fun burning in hell.

[underdog]

He'll still get re-elected.

And I never get the "-like symptoms". Sports players always miss games for "flu-like symptoms" or "concussion-like symptoms". Isn't that just the flu or a concussion?

[K.C.]

Ehhhhh....it's nothing. He's like Bender from Futurama...if he goes a couple hours with out liquor, his insides rust.

They'll IV him some booze and he'll be as good as new.

[jauble]

Ted's giant head would not fit into the hospital so he was instead airlifted to a vets office that specializes in large animals.



hoo hoo Im ripping off oneeyedjack.

[Zorro]

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/16315978/detail.html

HYANNIS, Mass. -- Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was rushed by ambulance to Cape Cod Hospital after falling ill at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport, The Cape Cod Times reported Saturday.

Hyannis fire responded to the compound after a call was made around 8:30 a.m., the newspaper reported on its Web site. It's unclear what Kennedy's medical condition is, but after he spent almost two hours in the emergency room a decision was made to transfer him to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston.

CNN quoted a source as saying that Kennedy was suffering from "stroke-like symptoms."

Kennedy, 76, was placed on a stretcher and wheeled out to the MedFlight helicopter around 10:15 a.m. where it took off from Barnstable Municipal Airport, the newspaper reported.



Best of luck, lardass.
Have fun burning in hell.


Revenge of the Clintons

[A.J.]

It's good to see he got medical attention quicker than Mary Jo Kopechne did.

[Tall_James]

I've been to that hospital's emergency room before. Its very clean.

That's all I got.

Oh and yes, he will still get re-elected up here by these knuckleheads.

[scottinnj]

i hope he either gets better, or god brings him home in peace with dignity. i never liked him, but i'm never a fan of the cable news "death watch"

hey look! fox news has a camera looking at the main entrance of the hospital he's in! will we see 'ol death walking in? will he have his scythe with him? stay tuned for further developments!

[Tall_James]

i hope he either gets better, or god brings him home in peace with dignity. i never liked him, but i'm never a fan of the cable news "death watch"

hey look! fox news has a camera looking at the main entrance of the hospital he's in! will we see 'ol death walking in? will he have his scythe with him? stay tuned for further developments!

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[Hottub]

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Now everybody have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vile...:drunk:

[TheMojoPin]

Docs, he always goes ,"I er ah uhm ah er ah..."

That's no stroke. That's the Kennedy charm!

[foodcourtdruide]

i hope he either gets better, or god brings him home in peace with dignity. i never liked him, but i'm never a fan of the cable news "death watch"

hey look! fox news has a camera looking at the main entrance of the hospital he's in! will we see 'ol death walking in? will he have his scythe with him? stay tuned for further developments!

lol that's really hilarious. I can't stand cable news.

[pennington]

Have you ever been to a hospital emergency room? Even if it's not busy, you can still plan on being there for six to nine hours before they move you to a room.

He's in and transfered within 2 hours? I bet the average Bostonian doesn't get service like that.

[pennington]

It's good to see he got medical attention quicker than Mary Jo Kopechne did.

Hey, he called his lawyer the next day. It's not like he didn't do anything...

[SatCam]

Have you ever been to a hospital emergency room? Even if it's not busy, you can still plan on being there for six to nine hours before they move you to a room.

He's in and transfered within 2 hours? I bet the average Bostonian doesn't get service like that.

Listen, if you're having a fucking stroke.......................................

[Bulldogcakes]

It's good to see he got medical attention quicker than Mary Jo Kopechne did.

Damn, you beat me to it.

[Coach]

alcohol withdrawl I bet

[Tallman388]

Is he a superdelegate? If any other superdelegates for Obama go down, beware the Clinton brothers...

[underdog]

I cannot image what he's going to sound like now.

What does "Er, ahh.." sound like when only half your face works?

[underdog]

"Stroke-like symptoms" not actually stroke. (http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080518/D90NTOMG1.html)

[Death Metal Moe]

OH NOES!!!

We're not gonna lose some of America's Royalty are we?

EEEEECCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bulldogcakes]

Maybe John boy can salute him like he . . . . oh wait.

[A.J.]

Docs, he always goes ,"I er ah uhm ah er ah..."

That's no stroke. That's the Kennedy charm!

Unless you were ROSEMARY Kennedy.

[Zorro]

From MSNBC:
BREAKING NEWS: Tests reveal Sen. Ted Kennedy has malignant brain tumor

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24681221/

[TheMojoPin]

Yeeeeeesh, that's awful.

Brain tumors are so scary.

[epo]

I don't wish a brain tumor upon anyone. Here is to Uncle Teddy getting healthy!

[pennington]

Didn't Arlen Spector have a brain tumor too?

My contempt for the Kennedys, and Ted in particular, is great but I don't wish this on him. It's not a good way to go.

[Soupy_Dreck]

Didn't Arlen Spector have a brain tumor too?

My contempt for the Kennedys, and Ted in particular, is great but I don't wish this on him. It's not a good way to go.

Spector had benign tumors removed. malignant tumors are bad news...

[earthbrown]

Ehhhhh....it's nothing. He's like Bender from Futurama...if he goes a couple hours with out liquor, his insides rust.

They'll IV him some booze and he'll be as good as new.

I don't wish a brain tumor upon anyone. Here is to Uncle Teddy getting healthy!


Finally retribution from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappaquiddick_incident


See you in Hell TEDDY!!!!

K

[Zorro]

Spector had benign tumors removed. malignant tumors are bad news...

Spector has lymph cancer

[Soupy_Dreck]

Spector has lymph cancer

he has lymphoma now, but back in the 90's he had 2 different operations to remove brain tumors...

[Lady Resin]

Spector had benign tumors removed. malignant tumors are bad news...

Yeah, my dad had one. The doctors said he was born with it. It just happened to grow when he got older.

[badmonkey]

Finally retribution from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chappaquiddick_incident


See you in Hell TEDDY!!!!

K

I don't like the guy much and would love to see him retire from the Senate but I hate to see anybody get diagnosed with a brain tumor. I do still hope that he retires from office at least temporarily to spend time with his family while he can. You never know how these things will turn out and he can always run for Senate again later.

There really is no reason to be a dick about it.

[zathrus]

apparently Ted Kennedy has a cancerous brain tumor. which caused the seizures that he was admitted to the hospital for. This has to really suck!!!! I'd attach the article, but I'm not that computer savy.

[Zorro]

76 is a pretty good run...

He is currently being canonized by Chris Matthews....

[badmonkey]

It is odd how all the news networks are talking about him like he's already dead.

[underdog]

I wonder if his brain tumor keeps him from searching (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1730080).

[WampusCrandle]

this topic and article are in the politics section

[Judge Smails]

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"If he has the Big C he should go see Dr. Kennedy."