The anticipation is over... here it is... my 2000th post thread!

[RF Godfather]

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[RonFez Mark waits for his signal and looks over the curtain at a jam-packed "RF.Net Power boardroom." His theme music, "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed plays to a huge pop as he takes a sip from his Poland Spring. He then begins to walk down the rampway proudly. He gives high fives to the members behind the black guardrails and then jogs up the stairs. He gets up on the apron, wipes his feet twice with a little impromptu jig, gets in the ring, jumps on the nearest turnbuckle, glares at the crowd with an evil smile and he points to a sign that reads "2000 the way to be..." He pulls a microphone from his back pocket and begins to pace back and forth. He puts his lips to the mic and starts to talk but nothing is audible.]

<marquee> WHAT..... WHAT.......... WHAT?!? </marquee>

[RF Mark looks at the crowd confusedly and he tosses the mic to the RF.Net tech, Foundary Music Jeff as he lobs back a fresh one.]

<marquee> FMJ! FMJ! FMJ! </marquee>

RF Mark: *taps it twice* This son b*tch on? El Presidente Carter couldn't afford a working mic?

<marquee> WHAT?</marquee>

RFM: You guys are funny. Isn't that played out already? *nods his head*

<marquee> WHAAT?</marquee>

RFM: What?

<marquee> WHAAAAAAAT?</marquee>

RFM: OK, enough of these "offbeat shenanigans" Where do I begin? Ahhh.... yes.... the reason you all are here tonight... I have endured the elements and made it to the 2000th post! Is that some sort of record? In record time? I have survived the imminent closure of our fair board by the evil forces from The Network, through the rubble of Eric Shun, Dick Kedd, and that lolly-gagger named heatheryum79 and made it to this elite status of 2000 following the steps of... stand up guys! *the people he is referring to are in the front row "stylin and profilin" as he clears his throat* Lights, Jeff! *lights dim and it appears over the men* Frosty sir himself Heckler, the infamous man lurking in the shadows Sir. IkeaBoy, the babysitter you all wanted as a child, Pootertoot, HordeKing wherever you are and of course my boy Mr. Superstar O & A Instant Feedbacker, all around good guy, Sheeeeppplovvrrrr! *RFM points at Sheepy who turns to the crowd and waves as the crowd pops wildly*

<marquee> FROS-TEE! I-KEA! POOTER-TOOT! SHEEP! BAAAH! BAAAAAAAH! </marquee>

RFM: Now I can finally say I can officially say I am the Jim Norton of the RF.Net board! Yes, that means I am THE ONE AND ONE POST WHORE!

<marquee>WHO-HAA! WHOO-HAA! </marquee>

RFM: *smiles* Well I'm no... F1gm3nt! He's my personal Al Snow by the way! *board laughs* Gotta love it! Now let me throw out a little props to a few of my favorites out their in RF.Net board land.... where should I start... ahhh.... hmmm... tough choice but I have to go first to my two favorite ladies on the board.... *point a la Scott Hall to the rampway* coming down the aisle....

["I Wanna Be Bad" by Willa Ford plays over the arena and out of the entranceway comes Gwen wearing "cat ears" and a black leather outfit as the crowd is going nuts. She makes here way into the ring, waves to her adoring public, RFM kisses her hand and she stands next to him.]

RFM: Gwen, sweetie, hunny, kiddo, I wouldn't be here or having as much fun on this board without a cool polar bear lovin, potato cone and chocolate pretzel e

[RF Godfather]

RFM: Now that I have presented to you two of my all-time favs, I've got to continue the props.... *looks around the room* Skullcrush, Mr. DVD Man aka Dodgeball Sub, LTRooster over there, I salute you guys! *salute as they return the favor* My brotha who knows I got his back when he needs it gvac, irishalkey, the RFW evil owner who in his spare time goes postal and his weakness is the Troll jewel, PanterA, Al Dukes with his Gilligan bucket hat and a Heineken in one hand, ag1247, Cruel Circus, Joe Poo yelling at someone, Lisa Croft with her 40 and boxing gloves, TooCute dancing on top of the bar, JustJon, Arienette, All knowing wrestling genius WWFallon, Dan, hatetreehighway, Gina, Moshin, Tasteless Ginny, Jennitalia, "Mr. Shocker" TheGameHHH, Tazz1376 holding his own Heineken, Ron wielding a sharp serrated knife, EffMeBoobs nodding her head for some reason biting her nails as she is chewing Dentine ICE, Noellevious, the man of a million and one faces reeshy, Tom Poo sipping on a few shots, Angry Missy Baby and Crazy Clare conversing there, Jersey Rich with his camera over there looking for a Kodak moment by the bar... save me a drink, I`ll be there in a few! *they raise their drinks in the air and start yelling things* Who else is around... who's that?!?... *looks into the crowd* his excellency I thought I missed you, Horde King is here...

<marquee> WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!! </marquee>

RFM: ..."Lover of her Vag" and all around sweetheart anarchist holding little oolong in her arms as she waves, girl germs, "Funk God" himself PERRYNOID with the guitar next to Hawk, Billy Staples, Charlie the Drops Kid, Doogie76, Dudeman, babychanel, Burntrail, Late Night Radio Gods, Todd EvF, Hosp, Big Jim and Canadian Bryan, Se7en, skidmark, BrandonKattel, sunndoggy8, CYYYFYYY, furie, adolescentmasturbator, fatty, njdmmoe, nicole, f wad, Koala, Tenbatsuzen, TLM, Scott Baio, erinmoran, eggers, Tall_James, stump12, impactplayer2k1, Alice S. Fuzzybutt who makes the best cookies, I highly recommend it with Mr. Thunderlips, ...and in the cage in the corner is Nurse Mira, Helen of Joy, Mikey D, Fezzie, Belcher, Silly Puddy, Circus Boy, inky, ice cream girl, french bread pizza, poison ivy, riotgirl... and whoever else I forgot to mention, I love you all... You know what... cuz I am in such a good mood tonight I think I want to grace you all with a song....

<marquee> WHAT?!?? WHAT?!? </marquee>

RFM: Who here wants to hear the Prototype sing? *pop as he clears his throat* "If I married Sgt. Slaughter!" Whoops...

<marquee> Booooo! </marquee>

RFM: That's not it.... "If I had a million dollarsss.... I'd buy you a house, I would buy you a house...." *booes increase* What is this? The crowd is turning on me? Forget the song I just want to say one more thing...

[Fez runs up on the stage and grabs the mic from RFM.]

Fez: We'rrree heeere we'reee queer, we will not disappear, this has been my Fezzatorial...... THANKKKK YOOUUU!

[Fez gives the mic back to Mark as he shakes his hand and leaves the ring.]

RFM: Well not what I wanted to say but... how else could I end this... except like this.... All liquor once again is on me for the entire night this time!

[RFM, Gwen and S&M squeeze into camera few.]

<marquee> Seeeee-YaaaHHHHH!!!!! </marquee>

[Everyone gathers in the ring and celebrates as the show ends.]

PS: Sorry about the length. But I wanted to make this post kick ass.

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 12-13-01 @ 3:48 PM

[Sheeplovr]

Seee he did it
and boy did he

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 12-11-01 @ 6:26 PM

[furie]

Hell, I was happy to hit 200 last week :)



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This message was edited by furie on 8-7-02 @ 8:31 PM

[Sunrisa]

yay!

peeking from behind the curtain, holding a trophy and a huge golden belt.
on it "RONFEZMARK: cute, smart, and the sweetest"

i want to take the stage for a moment. I would like to present RFM with this award. It is a symbol of my friendship and loyalty. It reflects a tough year. It also is a symbol of my hope for the new yeear.
AND i KNOW as a team we will KICK sooooo much ass. IM ready to throw down the gloves. RFM and SM are a team that CAN NOT and WILL not BE beaten.
.....(love you joey.....)

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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thank you rooster.

stand united.

[TheGameHHH]

RF Mark, all I can say is NOICE! I want to nominate that post (two posts if you want to be an ass) as the post of the year. Thanks for the props man, I hope to join the 1,000 club sometime soon. You rule budday!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Tazz1376]

Good work RFMark. 1,000 posts in one month completely amazes me. It has taken me 3 1/2 months to get 500. You rule, but you are still humble enough to thank the little people around you. See ya at 3,000 (and at your rate, it will probably next week) :)

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Thanks Rooster

[Zipgun]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Gwen]

joey: awesome work hunny! Im flattered to be among your favorite. Youre the bestest. Whenever you need to talk remember Im always here to listen. And while youre at it with all the posting can you throw some my way? Im almost at 1000. Good work! Always entertaining! Always a sweetie, and yes, you did your job today I totally blushed! hehehe!

MWAH!

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Gwen <3's Scraps McDoodle!

[EffMeBoobs]

***Nodding head while chewing Dentine Ice***
Whore!

Love ya my new Asian love interest. ;)

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Heckler's my 6 foot hero.

[Captain Rooster]

Hey RFMark ...great job..

just remember ...Carpal Tunnel Syndrome sucks!!!!!!

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<font color="DC143C"><marquee>[center]You BETTER be good for goodness sake!!!
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[erinmoran]

I heard there was a gay confession in there...or a cross dressing experiance...but i must have missed it....oh well


Steamrolling to 1000....heh hehehe

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i touched Scott Baios junk

[BrandonKattel]

Great job Mark
2000 - amazing!
Keep the mystery machine rolling for 2000 more

[RF Godfather]

Thanks alot guys and gals for writing in a little message.

Where is everyone else, where's the love? ;*(

Excuse me... *walks away*

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I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Narc! Meow!

THE PROTOTYPE<marquee> RFW UNCROWNED UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!</marquee>

[Fallon]

Damn that was long, thanks for the props and congrats.

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<marquee><b>That F'n Good! <a href="http://www.geocities.com/wwfallon.com">WWFallon</a></b></marquee>

[Tall_James]

I'll start the chant...

"RF MARK! RF MARK! RF MARK!"

(congrats and thanks for the mention!)

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The weather up here is fine. Thank you for asking.

[ToddEVF]

RFM your a great person. congrats on the title of post whore! and thanx for the mention in your exceptance speach.

And thats why the new catch phrase sweeping the nation is cya
Todd "The Juggalo" Evf

[F1Gm3nT]

I never thought too much about it... was bard and knowing the board whore resposibility that I share with rfmark I had to loook ta it seeing how it's a posible post. I must say RF MARK you made me laugh hard... I loved that one man... absolutely terrific and I am very flaterd that you made me a part of that post. makes me feel special that you keep me in mind... YA WHORE

much love to ya RFMARK you're a great person... keep them great post's coming

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the post whore strikes again!!!
feel wid da propah!! deal wid da matter!!!

This message was edited by F1Gm3nT on 12-12-01 @ 7:00 PM

[RF Godfather]

I wanted to personalize my thanks so here goes:
Seee he did it
and boy did heThank you Sheepy, budday ole pal.
Hell, I was happy to hit 200 last week Congrats furie on your accomplishment. yay!

peeking from behind the curtain, holding a trophy and a huge golden belt.
on it "RONFEZMARK: cute, smart, and the sweetest"

i want to take the stage for a moment. I would like to present RFM with this award. It is a symbol of my friendship and loyalty. It reflects a tough year. It also is a symbol of my hope for the new yeear.
AND i KNOW as a team we will KICK sooooo much ass. IM ready to throw down the gloves. RFM and SM are a team that CAN NOT and WILL not BE beaten.
.....(love you joey.....)
s&m, what else can I say about that tremendous response? You are just the best to me, I'll accept the award as long as I can share it with you! LOL *hug*RF Mark, all I can say is NOICE! I want to nominate that post (two posts if you want to be an ass) as the post of the year. Thanks for the props man, I hope to join the 1,000 club sometime soon. You rule budday!
Thanks B, best post, hardly? But thanks and early congrats in joining the 1K club soon, possibly tomorrow.Good work RFMark. 1,000 posts in one month completely amazes me. It has taken me 3 1/2 months to get 500. You rule, but you are still humble enough to thank the little people around you. See ya at 3,000 (and at your rate, it will probably next weekTazz, J, thanks for saying what you said and sorry about my edit in my revision, how can I forget about my boy! 3K... soon perhaps. See you at the top.WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
skidmark, thanks? Woooo! Right back at ya!joey: awesome work hunny! Im flattered to be among your favorite. Youre the bestest. Whenever you need to talk remember Im always here to listen. And while youre at it with all the posting can you throw some my way? Im almost at 1000. Good work! Always entertaining! Always a sweetie, and yes, you did your job today I totally blushed! hehehe!

MWAH!You're blushing. NOICE! Whoops, straight up poop that's all! Sorry for stealing your words. I know you are there for me and I love you for it, always great to talk o you and your open ear. Much love, kiddo.***Nodding head while chewing Dentine Ice***
Whore!

Love ya my new Asian love interest. EffMeBoobs, where have you been all my life? Hehehehe! You like the Dentine ICE part? Nod for yes and nod twice for no. Thanks for calling me a WHOO-HA!Hey RFMark ...great job..

just remember ...Carpal Tunnel Syndrome sucks!!!!!!
Rooster my brotha... thanks, no tunnel deal but I am getting these little calices on my fingers.. hehhehe Just playing. Mr DVD, thanks for being a good guy.I heard there was a gay confession in there...or a cross dressing experiance...but i must have missed it....oh well I plead a Furhman there, erin! Grrr!Great job Mark
2000 - amazing!
Keep the mystery machine rolling for 2000 more Thanks Brandon Kattel... it's definitely rolling with bodies in there... Gwen is my secret acomplice! Tom Poo you rule btw!Damn that was long, thanks for the props and congrats.WWFallon thanks for the sig pics and being a cool person.I'll start the chant...

"RF MARK! RF MARK! RF MARK!"

(congrats and thanks for the mention!)Tall_James... I'm feelin the love... quit it! RF MARK! Stop it! RF MARK! OK enough!RFM your a great person. congrats on the title of post whore! and thanx for the mention in your exceptance speach.Todd no prob bob, stay strong and enjoy this family, we're here and you know I am.[quote]I never thought too much about it... was bard and knowing the board whore resposibility that I share with rfmark I had to loook ta it seeing how it's a posible post. I must say RF MARK you made me laugh hard... I loved that one man... absolutely terrific and I am very flate

[Dirtybird11]

CONGRATS ON THE 2,000 POSTS.
I KNEW THIS CAT WAS GOLD WHEN HE TOLD ME SCOTT HALL WAS HIS FAV. SO JUST FOR YOU:
HEY YO!
survey says RONFEZMARK is the best thing going today. and if u dont belive me just look down there.
"down where?"
no really, congrats my funky freakazoid friend, this ones for you-
"did u ever know that youre my hero"

we get it...things are magical. - ron

[RF Godfather]

Thanks PERRYNOID.

You are one of my favs as well. Stay gold, PERRY... stay god... you like hearing that again budday?

Rock on with your bad self... FUNKLORD! You sing good bro!

Still waiting for the Mary Prank deal though.

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I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Narc! Meow!

THE PROTOTYPE<marquee> RFW UNCROWNED UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!</marquee>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Way to go Mark! WHHHHHHOOOOOOT!

Your posts are always clever and funny.

Sorry I can't be your "mom," but sheep weaseled his way into my heart first! ;-)

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 12-13-01 @ 11:47 AM

[Sheeplovr]

and i dont share

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[RF Godfather]

Thanks Alice for the comments. I appreciate it.

It's alright that you are my mommy. I'll stay as the orphan ;)

Retard Martin: Can you love someone who has none?

Sheepy, you are quite lucky.

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I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Narc! Meow!

THE PROTOTYPE<marquee> RFW UNCROWNED UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!</marquee>

[Silly Puddy]

While you're not the "Sexiest" poster here, I can safely say you're one of the most entertaining people to read. Great job.

BTW: Sorry I couldn't make it to the ceremony. I was too busy thinking up witty stuff for Max Silk.

I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[RF Godfather]

Thanks Silly Puddy budday. Sorry I forgot to mention you, I fixed that. My bad. "Entertaining"? Thanks.

Max Silk will not be forgotten! Sorry again. Can't wait to go head-to-head with you down the line with the RFW World Title on the line.

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I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Narc! Meow!

THE PROTOTYPE<marquee> RFW UNCROWNED UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!</marquee>

This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 12-13-01 @ 6:29 PM

[Gvac]

What can I say? The man is a certified posting machine! Way to go, RFM, and keep 'em coming! Thanks for the shout out, too. I, like Sheepie, do it for the fans. Rock on!

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Special thanks to Lt. Rooster for this masterpiece!

[RF Godfather]

What can I say? The man is a certified posting machine! Way to go, RFM, and keep 'em coming! Thanks for the shout out, too. I, like Sheepie, do it for the fans. Rock on!Thanks G, I guess I am a posting machine, I "post in my sleep!" <~Right Heck? You rock G and when you make it to the 2K club, alcohol is free!

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I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Narc! Meow!

THE PROTOTYPE<marquee> RFW UNCROWNED UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!</marquee>

[nellie]

nice :) that's cool. can't wait til' i reach such a plateu

i am the inner child..... quiet, sensitive, and shy

[RF Godfather]

nice that's cool. can't wait til' i reach such a plateu Thanks nellie. When you make it this high I'll be the first with the party ballons! Yah!

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I am the One who reeks of "limited" rockedness! Yoink! Narc! Meow!

THE PROTOTYPE<marquee> RFW UNCROWNED UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!</marquee>