Cum Trees

[RAAMONE]

so i was golfing yesterday and i guess cum trees are starting to bloom...

i dont know what kind of trees these are but i notice that smell every year at this one golf course...

anyone else have cum trees in their area?

[RhinoinMN]

My dad used to scream at me about money growing on trees, but this sounds even more fantastic!

[Judge Smails]

I got your Cum Tree right here.

http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/golostruda_tree_vagina2.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

In Virginia, I always thought it was, ironically, certain bushes that gave off the odor. Ones with these small, dark green, really hard tiny leaves, almost like they were plastic or rubber. When I noticed them, I noticed the smell.

[Dude!]

i have one in my neighborhood and thought i was a pervert for knowing the smell
im glad im not the only one
i hope someone knows what they are

[jeffdwright2001]

Maybe they are cumquat trees

http://www.rjhorton.com.au/Site/Fruit/slides/Cumquat%20Nagami.JPG

[angrymissy]

yes, outside of my job. we call them ass trees to not offend

[jeffdwright2001]

i have one in my neighborhood and thought i was a pervert for knowing the smell
im glad im not the only one


Don't worry. It doesn't sound like you are the only pervert.

[Chigworthy]

For those of us too lazy to do the detective work, what does cum (trees) smell like?

[RAAMONE]

For those of us too lazy to do the detective work, what does cum (trees) smell like?

smell your ass

[Phil_Nubbs]

For those of us too lazy to do the detective work, what does cum (trees) smell like?

Sweet, delicious cum.

[Judge Smails]

Am I the only one who is completely unaware of what this thread refers to? Can anyone tell me what the actual name of these trees is, so that I can seek one out and test this olfactory phenomenon?

[TheMojoPin]

Succulent, creamy cum.

[bobsnin]

We called them "Pussy Trees" in college. Doesn't really smell like pussy though.

[TheMojoPin]

Am I the only one who is completely unaware of what this thread refers to? Can anyone tell me what the actual name of these trees is, so that I can seek one out and test this olfactory phenomenon?

No bullshit, it's called the "tree of heaven." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ailanthus_altissima)

There are apparently other trees that have similar odors, but that's the most infamous one.

[Bossanova]

so i was golfing yesterday and i guess cum trees are starting to bloom...

i dont know what kind of trees these are but i notice that smell every year at this one golf course...

anyone else have cum trees in their area?

I just had a huge belly laugh. My friend and I have called them that for years. I fucking hates those trees

[TheMojoPin]

I love when people smell them and then blurt something out about what it smells like and then instantly gets embarassed now that everyone in earshot knows they know what jizz smells like.

[Furtherman]

Am I the only one who is completely unaware of what this thread refers to?

I had no idea there was such a tree until this thread. I've never even heard the term before.

[Dude!]

No bullshit, it's called the "tree of heaven." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ailanthus_altissima)

There are apparently other trees that have similar odors, but that's the most infamous one.

that article describes the odor this way:

"All parts of the plant have a distinguishing strong odour that is often likened to rotting peanuts or cashews.[4]"

i never thought of cum smelling like rotting peanuts or cashews
all the cum i sniffed smelled more like comet cleanser

[TheMojoPin]

I have no idea what rotting peanuts smell like.

Maybe they smell like jizz.

[ryno1974]

I hate to say it, but in all my experiences with cum I have never noticed an odour. What does it smell like? I may have to run off a batch to smell right now.

On a side note though, dont you find that once you cum the thought of the cum disgusts you, while prior to cumming it doesn't? Makes taste testing almost impossible. Just a ponderance.

[BlackSpider]

so i was golfing yesterday and i guess cum trees are starting to bloom...

i dont know what kind of trees these are but i notice that smell every year at this one golf course...

anyone else have cum trees in their area?

I live in PA also, and know the trees of which you speak.
My ex-wife used to refer to them as sperm trees.



smell your ass


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