if you were the president what would you want in your pocket?

[Sheeplovr]

I lke to have thigns in my pocket

on the show it seams the president walks aroudn with nothing in his pocket

i feel unbalanced without my wallet in mine

[A.J.]

Some Presidents have gotten in trouble for having things in their pockets.

[reillyluck]

a pen when you flip it upside down, the girls top falls off.

That would be awesome.

[Hottub]

Wallet, keys, Swiss Army knife, Inno, papers.

[SatCam]

the keys to the whitehouse

[Friday]

i think the president should join the rest of the men in this country and carry a Murse.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

for me it would be mobile device to get me on AF1 whenever I desire

I'd use Air Force One like a taxi

[Furtherman]

Tic Tacs

[jeffdwright2001]

A spell check device.

Oh, you meant my pocket? Then, the Supreme Court.

[Judge Smails]

Vetoes. Lots and lots of Pocket Vetoes. Oh, and a Fleshlight and lube.

[DolaMight]

a banana. then if anyone asks if you're just happy to see them you can say no, and pull out a banana.

[reillyluck]

oooh and one of those keychain lightsabers. so i can do the "wooosh...wooosh" sound as im waving it around.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

oh I forgot

some business cards

[Jujubees2]

the keys to the whitehouse

With all those guards around the White House, do they even have locks on the doors?

[furie]

I'd want at least some buisness cards.

[kdubya]

An official boob inspector card.

[outlawfrank]

some of those playful sex coupons, a big ass card, and sunglasses

[Ritalin]

A fifty dollar chip from the Flamingo.

[RhinoinMN]

the world

[Earlshog]

I'd want at least some buisness cards.

no doubt.... that would definitely impress the chicks you meet at happy hour...

[Gvac]

My Big ASS Card.

Duh.

[FUNKMAN]

ferret

[usoilworker]

Pocket full of cigars and the numbers of all the new interns :thumbup:

[JPMNICK]

i would want a very tiny globe so i can say i got the world by my balls

[JPMNICK]

i would also want a folded up van Gogh painting, just cause i can be like "fuck you this is how powerful i am, fuck Van Gogh"

[Devo37]

a pocket full of kryptonite.

shirt pocket: comb.

[EffMeBoobs]

Ted.

[Bulldogcakes]

Someone prettier than Monica Lewinsky.

[FUNKMAN]

a nice hole

[Coach]

Could go a few ways on this:
1) Condoms..and lube..and a little book of numbers of discreet Vd and Abortion Clinics.
2) A gun with one bullet..just in case.
3) a bunch of hacky gags like a whoopie cushion, fly in a fake icecube, leaky dissappearing ink pen, joy buzzer, X-ray glasses, and a pack of hot gum.
4) THE KEY and the number for triple A
5) a Universal Garage Door opener..just to drive by the Embassys in my limo an cause some consternation.
6) A card that says I am an ordained Minster of the Q continuuium..so I don't have to pay taxes.

[SatCam]

A Gun

[PapaBear]

My Food Lion bonus card and a Sharpie.

[Judge Smails]

A paddle game, a remote control, an ashtray, and matches. And that's all I need. And a magazine and that's all I need, for sure.

[IMSlacker]

http://www.perfectduluthday.com/BadAssMotherFuckerWallet.JPG

http://www.afrowig.net/photos/pick.jpg

[ADF]

My lint collection.

[Howard Stern]

A nudie pic of my wife. hoo hoo hoo

[Hottub]

Most uncreative board character EVER!

[scottinnj]

A pair of these:
http://www.carefair.com/data/uploads/istock_000001597892_l.jpg

Coated with this:

http://www.passiononline.co.uk/shop/images/eros500ml.png

You know, during difficult treaty negotiations!

[booster11373]

did anyone say "Big Business" yet?

[Bossanova]

How was Howard Stern not taken yet?





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