What did you call your "parts"?

[Caseyelan]

Dave and I were talking...
We both decided to give "boy and girl parts" cute lil names for Julianna.
Dave suggested Ladybug for a vag and Spider for a cock.

I find this to be hilarious and insane.

What did you call it? What would you tell your kids to call it?

What about piss and shit?

I really didn't think this parenting thing through.

[Kit the Eskimo]

In my native language the cock is "cuckoo" and the vag is "utchuk"

[grlNIN]

Girls were "peesh" or "peeshy" and boys "bish".

When asking my nephew who is 2 i say peepee or potty.

[Hottub]

We have been by the book since they could speak. Penis. Vagina.
Although somehow "yambag" made it in. I blame myself for that one.

Let them learn the other terminology in the schoolyard. Just like I did.

[WhistlePig]

I always called female parts a "Gee-gee" when I was a kid (pronounced Ghee-Ghee, similar to Paulo's Aghee-ghee-ghee) so that's what I started calling my daughters. No word for male parts yet but I LOVE Spider! I think we'll have to use that.
I used to call nipples "Dee-Dees" as a kid but my daughter is calling them nipples.
She calls pee "pee" and poop "poop." It's so cute when she gets "that look" on her face and announces "I'm pooping."

[sailor]

i hope you steer clear of "dave cave"

[FUNKMAN]

i remember my grandmother calling the female part a " mary "

[outlawfrank]

small

[SatCam]

penis for a penis
vagina for a vagina
nipples for boobies

[IamFogHat]

The only thing I remember is my parents called taking a piss 'going wetting' which was unsettlingly weird for my brother and I until we were teenagers, because at that point we realized they had been saying 'wetting' and not 'wedding'.

[midwestjeff]

Dave and I were talking...
We both decided to give "boy and girl parts" cute lil names for Julianna.
Dave suggested Ladybug for a vag and Spider for a cock.


Did he make them have positive and negative conotations on purpose?

What I mean is; Is this naming system set up to make her fear penises?

Just wondered, maybe I over-thought the whole thing.

[weekapaugjz]

Although somehow "yambag" made it in. I blame myself for that one.

:lol:

also refered to as the "no-no spot"

[weekapaugjz]

What I mean is; Is this naming system set up to make her fear penises?

Just wondered, maybe I over-thought the whole thing.

of course you over thought it. you love penises.

[Kris10]

Vagina = cooley
Butt = butt

My daughter just realized boys were 'different' the other day and came home from daycare and told me they had a big cooley. I told them "no, boys have what is called a penis" and she said "ohhhh, a peanut!" I said "close enough".

[JPMNICK]

Vagina = cooley
Butt = butt

My daughter just realized boys were 'different' the other day and came home from daycare and told me they had a big cooley. I told them "no, boys have what is called a penis" and she said "ohhhh, a peanut!" I said "close enough".

cooley = butt

what are you crazy!

[Devo37]

What did you call your "parts"?

"Beans" and "Patty Cakes".

[Philly Franko]

Cho Cho brown and Mr Big...:ohmy:

[PapaBear]

Debt Wand

[ChrisTheCop]

Why are we using the past tense?

Do you know something I dont?


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[Bulldogcakes]

Girls were "peesh" or "peeshy" and boys "bish".

When asking my nephew who is 2 i say peepee or potty.

Let me guess. You're either Italian or were raised in an Italian neighborhood.

[Piuki]

I don't remember a specific name for girlie parts when I was real little. Boys had peanuts. Boobies were boobies. Then my sister came along and created the term "front hieney butt" for girls. I had forgotten about it until just recently when her three year old daughter said it.

I still don't use the correct terminology on a regular basis. I subscribe to the Elliot Reid school of thought...bajingos, woohoos, peeps, peepers....

[smiler grogan]

My kid is 19months old and I don't think I use any terminology yet.
I migt steal ladybug though.
My wife did once use snatch when talking about the baby which horrified me.

[sr71blackbird]

Peenie

[BoondockSaint]

My dick was my ding dong. I don't remember having a word for a vagina.

[grlNIN]

Let me guess. You're either Italian or were raised in an Italian neighborhood.

What is your problem now?

[ryno1974]

Cock - Hammer and Nut Pack (boys need to be able to identify each part seperately)

Vagina - Hoo-Hoo.

No Idea where the hoo hoo thing came from, but it has caught on at my house.

[Team_Ramrod]

Growing up, in my house it was called a peepee. I don't recall what the vag was because (a) I had no interest in one as a child, and (b) I have a peepee, so it wasn't really relevant.

I think right now in my house they are both called peepee (cause that's all three kids, six and under need to know about) or privates (when talking about inapropriate things).

I'll give it another year, then I'm rolling out the cunt and cock terminology.

Actually, I've started using them recently when talking to my wife. I've had a urge to speak vulgar to my wife about the stuff over the past few months.

[Jennitalia]

as a kid, our vag was referred to as a dinky.

now i call it my tookie.

[happytypinggirl]

i dont know why, but this entire topic makes me terribly uncomfortable.

and i guess spider so she'll be afraid of it? and cuz it shoots webs?
ewwwwwwwww now im making myself uncomfy.

[Gvac]

I had a wee wee and girls had a fishy.

My uncle taught me that one.

[jeffdwright2001]

vagina = cave
penis = eel

I was raised to be a Geisha.

[happytypinggirl]

I had a wee wee and girls had a fishy.

My uncle taught me that one.

had?

[LaBoob]

My mom and grandmother called the butt a hynie (sp?)... I have no idea where that came from but always assumed it was Polish. She used to sing to me when I was in the tub getting a bath:

"I see your hynie
it's nice and shiny
you better hide it
before I bite it."

I remember always being a little creeped out by that. Just a little.

[Gvac]

I had a wee wee and girls had a fishy.

had?

Yes.

My wee wee is now a wow wow.

[FUNKMAN]

My mom and grandmother called the butt a hynie (sp?)... I have no idea where that came from but always assumed it was Polish. She used to sing to me when I was in the tub getting a bath:

"I see your hynie
it's nice and shiny
you better hide it
before I bite it."

I remember always being a little creeped out by that. Just a little.

had a bunch of friends who were polish, heard them also call the hynie a " doopa or dupa "...

[jeffdwright2001]

Yes.

My wee wee is now a wow wow.

Mine evolved in to more of a hee hee.

[mendyweiss]

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/Dice_clay.jpgIt's A Fuckin Pussy !!!

[LaBoob]

had a bunch of friends who were polish, heard them also call the hynie a " doopa or dupa "...



YES!!!!!! :clap: I forgot that one. Doopa. Wow that brings back memories.

[IMSlacker]

giblets

[AnnoyedGrunt]

as a kid, our vag was referred to as a dinky.


Weird, that was my name for my boy junk.

[Kris10]

My mom and grandmother called the butt a hynie (sp?)... I have no idea where that came from but always assumed it was Polish. She used to sing to me when I was in the tub getting a bath:

"I see your hynie
it's nice and shiny
you better hide it
before I bite it."

I remember always being a little creeped out by that. Just a little.

I say hynie to Alexis as well but she uses butt more. I never heard the song!!! Doopa is what my grandmother use to call my butt. Wow, I never realized how Polish I was. :unsure:

[Kris10]

Yes.

My wee wee is now a wow wow.

:lol:

[LaBoob]

I say hynie to Alexis as well but she uses butt more. I never heard the song!!! Doopa is what my grandmother use to call my butt. Wow, I never realized how Polish I was. :unsure:

we need to start a RF.net Polish mafia. we can hijack threads talking about how Polish we are. :)

[Sheeplovr]

as a kid, our vag was referred to as a dinky.

now i call it my tookie.

still tookie after all these years?

[Kris10]

cooley = butt

what are you crazy!

My ex husband started the whole cooley = vag thing. I tried telling him thats not what a cooley is but he SWORE its what the Hawaiians called it, he's not fuckin Hawaiian so I don't know where that came from... I just gave up and said fine, it's a cooley.

What's funny is my dad use to call my grandfather "poppy cooley" :lol:

[FUNKMAN]

My ex husband started the whole cooley = vag thing. I tried telling him thats not what a cooley is but he SWORE its what the Hawaiians called it, he's not fuckin Hawaiian so I don't know where that came from... I just gave up and said fine, it's a cooley.

What's funny is my dad use to call my grandfather "poppy cooley" :lol:

in spanish i think the word for the behind is "coolo" ?

[A.J.]

still tookie after all these years?

That sounds like the title of an Airsick parody song.

[Sweet_Ness]

my grandmother called my vagina 'my applecake'
and the penis was a 'doopey'

ghey

[happytypinggirl]

Yes.

My wee wee is now a wow wow.

you sure its not still a wee wee? just sayin....

:wub: luvs ya G

[JPMNICK]

you sure its not still a wee wee? just sayin....

:wub: luvs ya G

FACE!!!

[DonInNC]

I had a birby. Didn't have a name for the girl's part, I just thought God didn't have enough birbies to go around.

[A.J.]

We have been by the book since they could speak. Penis. Vagina.

I must have been raised the same way because I honestly can't remember using any other terms.

[jauble]

Whenever my friend had to make 2 he always said he had to go talk to a man about a dog.

[Bossanova]

I never knew what it meant until now.

I used to call my penis Greg's toy