I'm auditioning some messageboards

[The Jays]

I need a new online home, the one I live in is too empty except for the dear funny memories.

So, I'm gonna be trying out a couple places, and if we're lucky, I might make ronfez.net home for good. So far, there's just too damn much for me to read. I feel like I'm just a drop in the bucket here. But I've always liked it here, the people are good, and I hear the snacks are delectable. So here's to giving it a try.

[underdog]

Start hitting "New Posts" on Wackbag and FBA and suddenly it will seem like no one on ronfez.net posts.

[The Jays]

Sorry, I'm not a fan of messageboards that have zero limits on signatures. Just something irks me about people who feel the need to post with signatures of fifty fucking gifs of the same ol' wacky shit that was cool five minutes along with the wannabe big ass card clubs out there.

[Friday]

I joined ronfez.net way back in the day.
It was the only message board I even knew existed since I rarely listened to OnA and didn't really hear of other boards. This place was IT. and Life was good.

Then, last year, I put up a summer home at Wackbag. And I liked it. I needed an outlet for my angst. Losing my mom changed me, and I had a bit of a rebellious streak. I still enjoy Wackbag for what it is and have met some good friends there.

But I have realized that THIS is my home. This is the place I know I can turn to when life goes sour. And where I can share my happiness.
There is something different about RonFez.net. It's not just a board... it's more like a family.

[underdog]

Sorry, I'm not a fan of messageboards that have zero limits on signatures. Just something irks me about people who feel the need to post with signatures of fifty fucking gifs of the same ol' wacky shit that was cool five minutes along with the wannabe big ass card clubs out there.

I love the 300x100 rule. It's the besssst.

[Caseyelan]

Rules should be broken.

[Badinia]

Casey, stop being a rulebreaking layabout and have that baby!

[mikeyboy]

Casey, stop being a rulebreaking layabout and have that baby!

This has gone on long enough. I'm starting to suspect it's just a bit.

[PapaBear]

This has gone on long enough. I'm starting to suspect it's just a bit.
You better hope she gets an epidural. If not, she's SO totally gonna kick your ass when she's back on her feet again.

[The Jays]

This has gone on long enough. I'm starting to suspect it's just a bit.

I think this baby is coming from Niagara Falls, Cananda.

[jeffdwright2001]

Dear Sir or Madame,

Thank you for your interest in ronfez.net.

Unfortunately, we no longer do auditions.

However, if you are still interested feel free to send your script to our agent. Please take careful note of our submission guidelines as posted elsewhere on this site.

We will be sure to give your script careful consideration.

Thank you.

RonFez.Net
jdw

cc: messageboard

[GvacMobile]

This place is more addictive than heroin and cigarettes. Get out while you can or you'll wind up wasting countless hours here.

You'll see!!!

[Goatweed]

can this thread be considered your official CDIH resignation? :(

[angrymissy]

On behalf of ronfez.net, I offer you two (2) pizza rolls and one (1) brick of elios pizza (3 slices within the brick) for your membership

[drjoek]

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
Captain Spaulding
African Explorer
1930

[Freitag]

On behalf of ronfez.net, I offer you two (2) pizza rolls and one (1) brick of elios pizza (3 slices within the brick) for your membership

I'll also throw in a box of ice cream bars + 3 free dolphin jokes.

[jeffdwright2001]

I'll also throw in a box of ice cream bars + 3 free dolphin jokes.

I prefer dolphin free jokes.

[Tall_James]

You can also have half a Friendly's Wattamelon Roll and a Jim Dandy sundae.

[Badinia]

Casey, stop being a rulebreaking layabout and have that baby!

This has gone on long enough. I'm starting to suspect it's just a bit.

It's GOTTA be a bit! She's had a tit job and she's wearing a belly pillow!

If it's not, I don't know who's LAZIER- Casey or Baby J!

[ravn816]

I throw in a McRib.

And Dear Julianna sweetheart, your mommy is done. GET OUT!!!

I had this fabulous icon when I was pregnant on my blog that said "Has it been 9 months yet? Seriously, I'm done." Yes I know I don't have one here yet. I am a lazy procrastinating bitch.

[The Jays]

can this thread be considered your official CDIH resignation? :(

no it cannot. That place is my original home, but there's too much dust on the floor, and there's some dude hopped up on smack speedballin' in what used to be my living room. I'd like to lay my head elsewhere till the family comes home.


On behalf of ronfez.net, I offer you two (2) pizza rolls and one (1) brick of elios pizza (3 slices within the brick) for your membership

Elios is so fucking good. But only in the oven, I used to microwave that shit when I was a kid because I was so afraid of the stove/oven until I was like, pfft, 24, and that turned the deliciousness into burnt shit.

[JustJon]

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
Captain Spaulding
African Explorer
1930

Wasn't that Groucho Marx?


And Jays, why didn't I get a memo about this in your twitter feed?

[The Jays]

I should have, I'm sorry, but i figure a thread would encompass all

[LordJezo]

http://forums.78west.com

Best. Messageboard. Ever.

[The Jays]

For a messageboard, I feel like I almost need a board that is so niche, that it borders on unpopularity. Something that just has been whittled down to some intense core of people who just want to post on the board just to get a response out of the other 12 people left there. Now, I know I'm not going to get that here, it's just too huge a board, but, I've been here a long time, mostly lurking, posting here and there. I have hopes though, because, one thing I need is to have at least one thing in common with the other members, and I have two in most cases here, one, Ron and Fez fans, and two, mostly NYC people. I like that, it attracted me to opieanthony.com, and I just eventually became fans of the people who posted on the board, and that translated to CDIH, and I just could not get enough of that place... it's like when Patrice O'Neal talked about boutique comedy, I need ultra-fucking-niche messageboarders with really inside twisted senses of online humor.

[Bossanova]

This place is more addictive than heroin and cigarettes. Get out while you can or you'll wind up wasting countless hours here.

You'll see!!!

Have you actually tried heroin? Just sayin:wink:

[Stedman]

For a messageboard, I feel like I almost need a board that is so niche, that it borders on unpopularity. Something that just has been whittled down to some intense core of people who just want to post on the board just to get a response out of the other 12 people left there. Now, I know I'm not going to get that here, it's just too huge a board, but, I've been here a long time, mostly lurking, posting here and there. I have hopes though, because, one thing I need is to have at least one thing in common with the other members, and I have two in most cases here, one, Ron and Fez fans, and two, mostly NYC people. I like that, it attracted me to opieanthony.com, and I just eventually became fans of the people who posted on the board, and that translated to CDIH, and I just could not get enough of that place... it's like when Patrice O'Neal talked about boutique comedy, I need ultra-fucking-niche messageboarders with really inside twisted senses of online humor.

Subtract all the NYC people from your expectations and i know of a place that meets those requirements.

[Jughead]

This place is more addictive than heroin and cigarettes. Get out while you can or you'll wind up wasting countless hours here.

You'll see!!!

Its true I do not fit in here ...I feel like a little stupid kid in a private school....But I come here everyday, and love to read the thoughts here.. I have some friends here now...... I care WAY to much about what people think of me.......I hang in there because #1. I love Ron and Fezzy #2.I had a mod help me right from the first day...I was so lucky to have someone that was respected by everyone on the board help me....He took the time to help me understand the board... And to post pictures, hell he even put in my av and sig to make me feel a part of the board.... He was very patient and answered every question I asked...Sure there are people here that respond only to certain people but that's ok....Just jump in you will find some very fun helpful and damn funny people here.....:bye:

[Walt1028]

Subtract all the NYC people from your expectations and i know of a place that meets those requirements.
I don't

[Marc with a c]

I don't

i'm trying real hard to figure out what this has to do with j dubs.

[Chimee]

You could always keep the RF.net invasion of Third Tier Board (http://www.thirdtierboard.com/forums/main.php) going.



I know it's a shameless plug, but someone had to do it.

[Walt1028]

i'm trying real hard to figure out what this has to do with j dubs.
Dubs and don't both start with D

[jauble]

I don't

Subtract all the NYC people from your expectations and i know of a place that meets those requirements.

You could always keep the RF.net invasion of Third Tier Board (http://www.thirdtierboard.com/forums/main.php) going.



I know it's a shameless plug, but someone had to do it.

I thought only mo's and rouski posted there.

[Walt1028]

I thought only mo's and rouski posted there.
So which are ya? A mo or rouski?
http://thirdtierboard.com/forums/member.php?u=144

[Kris10]

I thought only mo's and rouski posted there.

Hippo, Rhino, Diablo, Mikeyboy, and Marc with a C do from time to time as well.... thats just off the top of my head. Oh, and Casey.

[jeffdwright2001]

This would have been the perfect message board for you back when it was 2.0