Maybe they couldn't find a head shop

[Judge Smails]

(bada bump)

3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot
(http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html)

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

[Mullenax]

THAT's why I want to be cremated. My head will already be smoked and hippies will go wanting.

[IamPixie]

they couldn't find an apple or a soda can?

[IMSlacker]

Who says stoners lack initiative?

(I wasn't involved, btw.)

[Jughead]

Here want a shot gun??? Breathe through your??? I mean his nose....

[Bulldogcakes]

http://images.chron.com/photos/2008/05/08/11189310/311xInlineGallery.jpg

If you had ears like Dumbo, you might do some crazy things too.

[Jughead]

Is the one on the right the corpse???

[LaBoob]

I'm speechless...

It's just SO stupid

[marky2bucks]

I think that's one of those things you do just to say I did it.

[DolaMight]

If you're at a party smokin and drinkin, it's the end of the night, you're outa weed and you're fiending, and the only dudes left with weed offer you to hit their authentic skull bong, would you hit it? Would you have the balls to? A human skull is pretty trippy.

I think I might. I'd probably trip though.

[Mike Teacher]

they couldn't find an apple or a soda can?

QFT. Sheeesh me and my friends made the weirdest devices to smoke out of but none of them had eyes.

[LaBoob]

If you're at a party smokin and drinkin, it's the end of the night, you're outa weed and you're fiending, and the only dudes left with weed offer you to hit their authentic skull bong, would you hit it? Would you have the balls to? A human skull is pretty trippy.

I think I might. I'd probably trip though.


That's a whole different story than digging a corpse up yourself! I'd probably hit a skull if it was clean and dried out.

[DolaMight]

That's a whole different story than digging a corpse up yourself! I'd probably hit a skull if it was clean and dried out.

I never said I'd be assisting the acquiring of the skull but if you're hitting a human skull from some weird dudes at a party you gotta be visualizing how they came upon it. That might trip me out more, knowin I'm chillin with flannel wearin grave diggin dudes.

[sr71blackbird]

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[LaBoob]

Honestly, if someone handed me a skull bong I'm pretty sure the last place I'd think they'd gotten it is by digging it up from a grave themselves.

And yeah, the flannel would get me too

The idea of smoking out of an actual skull doesn't bother me THAT much, surprisingly. If it was ancient or maybe passed down through a family, or acquired at a flea market that's okay... for some reason the freshly dug up one does bother me quite a bit.

[LaBoob]

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Whoa. That makes me want to never smoke again.

[jeffdwright2001]

They were probably working on the assumption that every Dead Head smokes pot.

Or, they thought second hand smoke was a healthier alternative.

[FUNKMAN]

http://images.chron.com/photos/2008/05/08/11189310/311xInlineGallery.jpg

If you had ears like Dumbo, you might do some crazy things too.

gotta be related

http://distractiblemind.ambulatorycomputing.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ugly-men.jpg

[Devo37]

they couldn't find an apple or a soda can?

half empty bottle of water (with cigarette-sized hole burned in the side) + bic pen shaft + tinfoil bowl = disposable bong

not that i would know anything about that sort of thing...

[Fallon]

Was it John Quincy Adams?

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6758/2303107144cq4.jpg

[A.J.]

Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse's head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile's home, where they used the skull as a "bong" to smoke marijuana, the officer said.

Alas poor Yorick!

http://www.foutz.net/images/hamlet.jpg

[IamPixie]

Alas poor Yorick!

http://www.foutz.net/images/hamlet.jpg

bahaha:clap:

[walking joint]

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Whoa. That makes me want to never smoke again.

i had just the opposite reaction.