Does anyone know how to mask Asian food stench

[Bossanova]

My downstairs neighbors only cook Asian food, and it rises up and stinks up every room in my place. I am sick of smelling rice in 37 variations. Any suggestions on how to eliminate this odor. And candles work so so

[Kit the Eskimo]

There is no stink like dead hooker stink. It'll overpower anything. Trust me on this one.

[weekapaugjz]

im sure the musk coming off you and gvac after one of your sessions would be enough.

[Gvac]

im sure the musk coming off you and gvac after one of your sessions would be enough.

Coupled with the aroma of stale beer and skunk weed, it's a beautiful thing indeed.

[Bossanova]

Coupled with the aroma of stale beer and skunk weed, it's a beautiful thing indeed.

skunk weed?:glurps: I thought you knew me

[Gvac]

skunk weed?:glurps: I thought you knew me

I was just trying to let the commoners relate.

[Bossanova]

I was just trying to let the commoners relate.

HAHAHA, oh ok. I bet they drink Schlitz as well

[Tenbatsuzen]

Anonymous tip to INS. That should clear it up.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I actually live in an apartment complex with a lot of Asian and Indian families, and all of the hallways have those automatic odor sprayers that you see in bathrooms.

I'd also recommend warming some vanilla on the stove.

[MadMatt]

Lysol Neutra Air seems to work pretty well, but it is best after all the damage has been done - meaning the cooking is finished and the lingering odor remains. Think of it as Febreeze for the air in your apartment.

I'm not sure what to tell you about what to do WHILE your neighbor is cooking. Sorry Budday.

[Chigworthy]

Change your place into apt. 213. That'll fix 'em.

[led37zep]

guns

[TeeBone]

Battery Acid and Bald Eagle Eggs.

[Dude!]

get an arab roomate
the b o will overpower everything

[FUNKMAN]

boil some cabbage

[PapaBear]

Call Radio Shark.

[Dougie Brootal]

no, but i can cover up some asian tranny stench like no bodys business.

[Freakshow]

HAHAHA, oh ok. I bet they drink Schlitz as well

schlitz? F*&@ that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[led37zep]

schlitz? F*&@ that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

a man after my own heart.

[Bossanova]

Its been 10 months of living over these chinamen and they are still stinking up my fucking place with their wierd rice and other asian foods. How can I stop this?!

[ToiletCrusher]

HAHAHA, oh ok. I bet they drink Schlitz as well

Schlitz is only for everyday drinking. PBR is for fancy get-togethers and hipsters.

[razorboy]

Keep a pot of corned beef and cabbage going at all times.

[epo]

Get your valuables out and light the place on fire. Its the only way.

[Bossanova]

Keep a pot of corned beef and cabbage going at all times.

Jesus, I can barely stand that when i go to my parents on St Patricks day

Get your valuables out and light the place on fire. Its the only way.

So far this is the most logical choice. I do like the place though. ANy way of torching the down stairs but keeping the upstairs in tact

[RoseBlood]

Keep a pot of corned beef and cabbage going at all times.

Jesus, I can barely stand that when i go to my parents on St Patricks day

Got that right, Irish food stink is almost as bad as Chinese Food stink.. may I suggest you throw a little beer in that pot of nasty corned beef.

[hexy68]

get a Godzilla costume and scare them away

[Bossanova]

get a Godzilla costume and scare them away

HAHAHAHA!

[epo]

So far this is the most logical choice. I do like the place though. ANy way of torching the down stairs but keeping the upstairs in tact

There must be a few ways, but I would bet the largest hassle for a man of your structure would be removing your valuables for safe keeping. I'd bet its a 3-4 day project.

[Hottub]

ABS

Always Be Smokin'

[razorboy]

Jesus, I can barely stand that when i go to my parents on St Patricks day

Got that right, Irish food stink is almost as bad as Chinese Food stink.. may I suggest you throw a little beer in that pot of nasty corned beef.

I'm glad everyone here gets jokes.

[RoseBlood]

get a Godzilla costume and scare them away
winner

I'm glad everyone here gets jokes.
i got it

[Bossanova]

There must be a few ways, but I would bet the largest hassle for a man of your structure would be removing your valuables for safe keeping. I'd bet its a 3-4 day project.

I mean just my fine scotches alone would take half a day. Maybe I could pay those two downstairs to help assist me in their demise. Silly bastards have no idea whats going on

[Bossanova]

I'm glad everyone here gets jokes.

Thats why we commented on it

[midwestjeff]

Be honest Boss, it's not the stench.

You are just jealous that they are so much taller than you and it is eating away at your soul.

I recommend some platforms or maybe just accepting you for you.

[epo]

I mean just my fine scotches alone would take half a day. Maybe I could pay those two downstairs to help assist me in their demise. Silly bastards have no idea whats going on

If you are pressed for time, leave the blends behind. Let's face it...you probably only serve them to bad guests anyways.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

ABS

Always Be Smokin'

UM
you obviously don't have any asian friends in your life
they smoke like fucking chimneys. even their babies

[boosterp]

Get your valuables out and light the place on fire. Its the only way.

get a Godzilla costume and scare them away

These are the only doable ideas yet.

May I also suggest sniper rifle with 12x scope and bipod. It may take 20-30 shots but they will eventually quit multiplying.

That or a case of bug bombs down their chimney.

[jonyrotn]

Eat some Mexican..

Food that is..










I'm sure eating Friday's great but it's not gonna help you in this situation..

[ecobag2]

Light dog food for the last year.

[vagina envy]

microwave popcorn should work plus its tasty as well. If cooking it according to directions doesn't work then burn the shit. You wont smell that Asian shit again. Popcorn all day.

[joethebartender]

They tried this in Nagasaki:
http://www.ronnierocket.com/blog/uploaded_images/nagasaki_bomb-710373.jpg

(But the smell came back.) Just give up and start eating warm fish heads.

[happytypinggirl]

www.thebadairsponge.com

[RoseBlood]

UM
you obviously don't have any asian friends in your life
they smoke like fucking chimneys. even their babies

and why do they like to crouch down as close to the ground as possible when they have a smoke? or is it just the chinese men by me?

[jonyrotn]

You think it's bad now?
The year of the "skunk's ass" is right around the corner..:surrender: