Creative Insults

[OGC]

I need to work some of these into my daily conversations. (http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/03/10-insulting-words-you-should-know/)

I don't want to frenchify the conversation here but being the cesspool of negativity that we are, I'm thinking that some of you microphallic ninnyhammers can come up with some creative insults.

[ChrisTheCop]

Dontcha think if they couldve come up with some,
theyd have used them by now?

Just cuz youre negative doesnt mean youre any good at it.

[Tall_James]

I'm partial to something my grandpa used to say...

"You're smart like your father you dope."

[Bulldogcakes]

Best one I ever heard was on 'British PM question time' about 15 years ago. John Major was getting grilled over and over again by a back bencher with the same question he had just answered again and again. So in frustration, he said this:

http://www.parliament.uk/images/upload/47690.jpg

"The right honorable gentleman is evidencing his BREATHTAKING capacity to understand NOTHING."


Most elegant insult I've ever heard. He called the man an imbecile, but did it so eloquently.

Gotta love them Brits.

[ChrisTheCop]

Could use that on a mod or two 'round these parts.

[Badinia]

my favorites that I made up:

"You are SO BRAVE in your battle with facial adversity."

"Look at that outfit! I admire your body image."

"Look everyone, it's Ricky, the special-needs monkey!" (that's not so clever as it is mean. but Ricky is a real monkey in New Zealand.)

"Where am I from? A small city called gofuckyourself."

[paracetamol flanders]

"I'm rubber and you're glue: whatever you say bounces off of me, then I huff you and go do some crimes."

[landarch]

"Buy a cake and eat it" is still my favorite way to tell someone to piss off.

[Badinia]

"Buy a cake and eat it" is still my favorite way to tell someone to piss off.

HAHAHAHA! Does it ever have the desired effect, or does it just confuse people?

I can just see Ron's post-it!

[landarch]

HAHAHAHA! Does it ever have the desired effect, or does it just confuse people?

I can just see Ron's post-it!

The confusion is the desired effect. I just love the bewildered stares of the poor uninitiated.

[Jimsy's Girl]

my dad and I were at the movies together. We were commenting on one scene in hushed tones, when a woman turned at rudely told us to be quiet. In a not so hushed tone my father replied "next time you open your mouth it better be to suck my dick." That has to be one of my fave insults.

[TeeBone]

I would rather be conversing with the members of this board than with the finest people in the world.

[PapaBear]

When a high school drop out says or does something really stupid, I usually say, "There's a reason there's twelve grades in school".

[FUNKMAN]

you really bring alot of joy to people




















when you leave the room

[TeeBone]

When a high school drop out says or does something really stupid, I usually say, "There's a reason there's twelve grades in school".

If you enjoyed that clever quote half as much as I did, then you enjoyed it twice as much.

[FUNKMAN]

Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled

[grlNIN]

I have referred to a few undesirables as "ham sandwiches".

[Chigworthy]

If someone angers me on the road, I call them "Wing dings" under my breath and make furtive glances in the other direction.

[Soupy_Dreck]

i use "union" as an insult to slow moving people

[Jujubees2]

Don't go away mad, just go away.

If you had half a brain, you'd be a bimbo.

[RhinoinMN]

Bob Dylan said it best.

"I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
you'd know what a drag it is to see you."

[FUNKMAN]

what do you think this is, your house or some other dirty place?

[mendyweiss]

Oh, But It Looks Good On You !!

[Knowledged_one]

So's your face

and attaching your mom to anything

I love using the your mom to the XBox live interwebz fake gangstaz

[Knowledged_one]

Does that hat come with a free bowl of soup?

[RhinoinMN]

So's your face

and attaching your mom to anything

I love using the your mom to the XBox live interwebz fake gangstaz

http://myspace-025.vo.llnwd.net/00727/52/01/727991025_m.jpg
"Your mom went to college."