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Captain Rooster
12-09-2001, 06:29 PM
I was about 10 years old, and the neighbor behind my friends house was picking on my friend..... so I called him a Fuck Face or something..We fought on and off for like an hour.
HIS MOM SHOWED UP!
he walks over to her, and she starts talking to him. He walks back over to me, and I put out my hand as a sign of peace...because I thought his Mom was telling him to apologize, or just call a truce..NO!! ...that's not what she told him..
He kicked me in the BALLS and jumped in the car and the bitch took off with the little fucker!
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TheGameHHH
12-09-2001, 06:35 PM
Rooster, I'm sorry man, but that is one of the funniest f*ckin stories I have ever heard. If I ever saw that c*nt of a mother again I would have punched her square in the face if I were you. Oh yea, I would have decked the kid too.
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Captain Rooster
12-09-2001, 06:40 PM
My mother went to the house...embarrassing I know...and she nearly kicked the crap out of the mom...the mom denied the whole thing!!!
(By the way...the kid is buried in a shallow grave in my backyard) ssshhh ... dont tell anybody!!
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opm * chick
12-09-2001, 07:35 PM
hahahaha that's great.
"when soccer moms attack"
I've never beat anybody up, but I've seen some pretty bad fights (bad = rival gangs + guns). Yours is the best fight story tho, I'd like to see somebody top that.
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Fallon
12-09-2001, 09:07 PM
I hit this kid in the leg with a taped up wiffleball bat and he started bleeding. Turns out he recently got stitches there or something and I didn't know, doh!
Another time this older kid (I was like 11, he maybe 13) was pissing me off so we squared off, one punch to the face and I was down.
I got my older sister to kick his ass. I'm such a pussy. lol
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JerseyRich
12-10-2001, 05:53 AM
My first fight was with my 3rd wife...What a money grubbing bitch...
She wanted the Florida house and a $10,000/week stipend...Needless to say I was not willing to give that up...
So I hit her in the head with a shovel and put her in my trunk and drove her to Brooklyn.
Guess that was not really much of a fight...
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One time on family vacation at Daytona Beach my cousin and I were just rockin' out in the sand and she accidentally threw sand on me, but I wasnt having it so i pushed her, she pushed me back and then I punched her in the face. The problem was that she wore braces and I made the braces puncture her lip. She had to go to the ER to get them pulled apart. She had this huge scab on her lip for the rest of the trip that looked like an errant piece of bacon. It was bizzare.
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Sheeplovr
12-10-2001, 08:55 AM
I never got in a real fight :(
any takers?
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BrandonKattel
12-11-2001, 03:25 AM
My first fight was after school in the school yard (Your dead after school man!)
We sized each other up, took a step in and with one punch I broke his nose, his face exploded in blood and he went down.
Next thing I know I was surrounded by what seemed like half the school and they were pissed and chased after me.
I ran all the way home
F1Gm3nT
12-11-2001, 03:36 AM
my first fight well a friend was actually fighting and some guy jumped in so I grabbed the guy and pull him away b4 he could hit my friend all of a sudden he squared up and so I had to so I did. he knocked me a couple of good times but then again I got his ass good. it was a draw.....
funny thing guy ended up becoming my grade school best friend. and now he could really kik my ass tooo
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The Blowhard
12-11-2001, 04:20 AM
I was always tall, so everyone wanted to challenge "The Big Guy".
I was once double teamed by two brothers, thank God I had my "Lost In Space" lunchbox as a weapon. I did pretty well.
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Tazz1376
12-11-2001, 04:31 AM
I don't think I have ever been in a real fight. Me and my best friend used to beat the crap out of each other, but I don't think that counts. I have never actually punced anyone in the face. Mostly, because back in the day, anyone could have kicked my ass.
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Sheeplovr
12-11-2001, 10:48 AM
once again any takers ill fight for free
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sketchy
12-11-2001, 10:54 AM
once again any takers ill fight for free
TED said he kicks your ass on a weekly basis till you give him your milk money
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Arienette
12-15-2001, 10:14 AM
i was about 10 or so and a bunch of us kids and our parents were at macdonalds. i was playing with this kid's gameboy, and his sister came and tried to take it from me. i told her that she could have it when i was done with my game, but she was persistent. when i still wouldn't give in, she called me a bitch a few times. i told her that if she called me a bitch again, i was going to hit her. she said it again, so i hit her squarely in the jaw. she ran to tell her mother, who was sitting with my mine. after telling them the whole story, my mother said that since i warned her it was only right that i followed through.
what a pathetic first fight...
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opm * chick
12-15-2001, 11:00 AM
once again any takers ill fight for free
I'll fight you ;)
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Sheeplovr
12-15-2001, 03:49 PM
TED said he kicks your ass on a weekly basis till you give him your milk money
alright Ted is my bitch and i keep him in my front pocket
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Dirtybird11
12-17-2001, 03:55 AM
u tell ted theres gonna be a rumble. at 3 o'klock after skool. me and him. once and for al
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ToK-SiK555TDK
12-17-2001, 04:20 AM
i dont exactly remember my first fight but i do know that when i was about 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or 10 there was this kid i used to beat the shit out of pretty much every day. Then aftr beating that kid i would go after this other kid and he would beat me w/o mercy.
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12-17-2001, 12:52 PM
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Hybrid
12-17-2001, 04:26 PM
ive never been in a real fight. the closest ive ever been was punching some kid in the face when i was like 12 at the little league fields. :)
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My first fight was in Street Fighter. Man that game had me hooked.
But in the real life, my first fight took place in band class. It was my turn to play the snare drum and of course this kid who'se such a dick comes up to me and attempts to grab my sticks. After we struggle for like 5 minutes I knee him in the stomach and we go at it.
Well, I throw one stick on the ground so he dives down for the stick. With the other stick I whack him in the back as hard as I could, and I fractured his tailbone. I missed ay?
So don't fight, they end up in fractured tailbones or dislocated balls.
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5th grade, this kid, Jason, always fucked with me, pushed me, spit on me, just constantly fucking with me, one day, my sister, who went to the same school, saw this, ran up to me and said "Kick the fucking shit out of this kid!"
So i did.
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Ixia Naar
12-22-2001, 01:27 PM
My first fight was in 6th grade against my best friend at the time he had been talkin shit all week or so so i told him i'd meet him in the school yard and when we got there and squared i started throwing haymakers i misses once..twice and he was makin fun of me than he tripped and fell i got on top of him 5 or 6 punches later i had 3 people holding me back one for each arm and one round my chest holding me down on my knees i was still tryin to go after the kid. though the second fight wasn't so good for me though it tought me alot more than the first one did but thats another tread
legroommusic
12-22-2001, 02:16 PM
I got kicked in the nuts and fell to the ground. I didn't go back to school for days.
i got kicked out of my band, so now i'm stuck with the name
The Blowhard
02-06-2002, 02:25 PM
Topped. I call you out! LOL
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DarkHippie
02-06-2002, 02:44 PM
I was tyson of the school yard. i was always a lot bigger than everyone, so kids older than me would start shit. I got picked on a lot, and i would go crazy, and fuck them till they loved me
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Captain Rooster
02-09-2002, 08:55 AM
A kick to the balls is the ultimate equalizer!
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CovDiesel
02-14-2002, 07:23 PM
I don't fight but when I was in 5th grade some kid punched me in the face as hard as he could and I looked at him and asked him what that was supposed to be... then he started crying.
I did nothing.. I just sat there, confused as to why he punched me and the teachers started yelling at him.
Now our families are best friends and the kid is an alright kid... however, he still tells the story because he thinks he's tough.
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Frank Black
03-29-2002, 09:46 PM
Mugged on the subway. I was 16.
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One of my earliest and most vivid memories is when I was 5 years old and my Dad was teaching me how to fight.
There was a bully in Kindergarten who was beating up everyone after school, and he told me that I was next. I told my father when I got home, and he took me into the kitchen and showed me the proper stance, how to hold my fists, etc. My mother was screaming at him, but he insisted that I had to learn how to protect myself. God bless him for that.
The next day after school, the bully came after me on the playground. I pummeled him! It was great, and I sort of became the "protector" of the other kids. I NEVER started a fight, but I sure ended a few.
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cheezeemee
04-01-2002, 06:40 PM
My first fight was with my cousin. I kicked his ass. Then I fought his sister kicked her ass too.
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brodieman
04-01-2002, 07:09 PM
i was 12 or 13 and i almost chocked out a guy who is now one of my best friends :P
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ROMEO
04-02-2002, 01:43 PM
My 1st, I was in 4th grade he was in 3rd,I got a black eye,that was the last fight I ever lost.A lesson learned, start swinging frist.
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Hot4Teacher
04-02-2002, 05:15 PM
Middle school--seventh grade, some girl made fun of my Doc Marten boots so I kicked her in the crotch since she was way taller than me! we fought out by the bike racks! good stuff! :)
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JerseyRich
04-02-2002, 05:19 PM
I have never been in a fight...But I do remember getting punched in the head in 4th grade.
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Man, Me and my best friend used to kick the living crap out of each other, Black eyes and all!! I was always fighting with the boys down the block for thier Hotwheels cars.
In "Real Life" I was in 9th grade, and this girl who was at the time a friend (one of my only ones) And I got into an argument because I took her cigarettes, and she got pissed. I didnt want her to smoke, she WAS a "friend". So anywho, she freaked and from that day on was always fucking with me, getting in my face and shit because I didn't want to fight. You also have to understand that in school I was a social retard, and I didn't have many friends to back me up, so I was hesitant to fight. Finally after about 2 months of pure shit, she comes up to me one day on the bus, and starts putting her finger in my face and calling me all kinds of names. I guess It was just what I needed because the next thing I knew I had snapped, I was infuriated!! I was ripping off my coat, tossing my bookbag, and ripping my earrings off within a nano-second. All I remember is being on top of this girl bashing her head up against the emergency exit, and punching her in her rodent face until I couldnt feel my fist anymore. I dont know how long It lasted but it took several people to get me off of her and they had to hold me down. Funny thing is my brother and sister went to school with this bitches brother, and he was talking shit about how his sister kicked my ass... so that totally pissed me off. The next scool year, the first week of school she started her shit out of nowhere again, bumping into me in the halls and shit. This time the ONLY reason I held back was because it was a brand new school year, and I wasn't about to get into trouble. But about a week after that shit started I had had it. I had my bitches with me, and she always had her friends with her. I couldnt find her that morning, but later that afternoon I saw her in what we called "The 4 Corners" It was a huge area where 2 high Schools met up, and in between classes it was fucking packed to gridlock. I took all my jewelery off and approached her, I told her I was going to kick her fucking ass AGAIN and asked her if she was ready. I even waited for her to throw the first punch, she did and I "snapped" again, when we were done, she was laying on the floor bleeding, with her friends trying to get her up, and I was being CARRIED away by 2 security guards, the assistant principal and the principal. She left the school that week, ( She started attending school someplace else), and then she came back for a little while (maybe a month) , she never ever looked at me again, and My new nicknames were "Mohammed A-lisa" and "Tyson". I had to prove her fuckface brother wrong...... :)
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