Aliens

[TeeBone]

If aliens land on our planet, what is be the first thing we should offer them?

It could be as a sign of peace, as a way of saying, '...get the fuck out of here,' or as a way a way to invite them to live amongst us.

(pot-talk)

[RAAMONE]

earl

[topless_mike]

a tomahawk missle.... nose first.

[topless_mike]

<s>a tomahawk missle.... nose first.</s> jobs.
changed my mind.

[Kevin]

earl

Do you want them to annihilate us? You might as well greet them with gun fire, it will show just as much hostile disrespect.

[RAAMONE]

Do you want them to annihilate us? You might as well greet them with gun fire, it will show just as much hostile disrespect.

i was thinking if we came out with the worst possible thing in this world, then they would know we mean business

[ChrisTheCop]

Careful..remember what happened last time.

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[Kevin]

i was thinking if we came out with the worst possible thing in this world, then they would know we mean business

Orr, yes yes i see what you mean.. We say this is the best thing we have to offer and they deem us not worth it, and either try to help us out or just leave us be.

GOOD PLAN!!!

[A.J.]

Beer.

[ADF]

Low-wage jobs that white Americans wouldn't take.

[FUNKMAN]

a LaBoob bowel cleansing

[MobCounty]

I'd offer them a .223, if that does not work, I'll offer them .308..

[Jughead]

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