I got the summer figured out

[thepaulo]

5-2 Iron Man
5-9 Speed Racer
5-16 Narnia: Prince Caspian
5-22 Indiana Jones 4
5-30 Sex & the City
6-6 Kung Fu Panda
You Don't Mess with the Zohan
6-13 The Hulk
The Happening
6-20 Get Smart
The Love Guru
6-27 Wall*E
7-2 Hancock
7-11 Hellboy II
Journey to the Center of the Earth 3-D
7-18 The Dark Knight
Mamma Mia
7-25 X-Files II
Stepbrothers
8-1 The Mummy:?
8-8 Pineapple Express
8-15 Tropic Thunder

[Franklyn]

Where's "Gap" on your list? How's it going brother?

[thepaulo]

That's coming during Oscar season.

[Phil_Nubbs]

That's coming during Oscar season.

Again?

[thepaulo]

Here I am trying to help people with their summer and I get shit.:flush:

[docgoblin]

I haven't really seen a big Summer Movie since the last Star Wars episode, but I saw the trailer for Journey To The Center Of The Earth 3D last month (when I took my daughter to the Hannah Montana 3d movie) and the 3d effect was pretty amazing. I think I'll actually check this out.

I've always been a huge Robert Downey Jr. fan so I'll definitely check out Iron Man. I'm a little concerned that it's being released so early in the season. Isn't that usually a sign that the studio doesn't feel that the movie can compete head-to-head with the other summer releases and it wants to get a jump on the grosses while there is no serious competition?

The Indiana Jones movie intrigues me as well.

This may be the best summer season in quite a while.

[Thebazile78]

I want to see WALL*E and can't wait for it to be released.

We saw some preview clips at ComicCon this past Saturday and it looks really good. (Unlike the last Disney/Pixar collaborations that have come out lately. *sigh*)

I am also very excited about Prince Caspian ... it looks faboo.

Since Matty is a fan of both, I will probably be taken to Speed Racer and Iron Man. I'm not sure how I feel about either movie, as I'm not familiar with the characters, but am actually looking forward to Iron Man because of Robert Downey, Jr. He's amazing when he's sober!

[thepaulo]

there's plenty of things i didn't include on this list like
Choke August 1

[thepaulo]

....and I didn't mention Crossing Over with Harrison Ford Sean Penn and Ray Liotta.....

[JustJon]

there's plenty of things i didn't include on this list like
Choke August 1

Loved the book. Looking forward to the movie.

[Furtherman]

I want to see WALL*E and can't wait for it to be released.

We saw some preview clips at ComicCon this past Saturday and it looks really good.

It's getting amazing reviews. 100% from the Top Critics on Rottentomatoes.

I'm also reading that it's an good science fiction movie along with the lovin' Robots.

Anyone have a kid I can borrow to see this movie?

[weekapaugjz]

Anyone have a kid I can borrow?

modquote?

[thepaulo]

the summer is almost shot and soon it's oscar time....
When can Fez and Dave see these movies?

[Gerald]

Here's how I would rank them so far in order of preference...

1. Speed Racer
2. The Dark Knight
3. Iron Man
4. Hellboy 2
5. Wanted
6. the Zohan

Didn't Like:

Indy
Hulk
Happening
Love Guru
Hancock
X-Files
Stepbrothers

Didn't See:

Narnia
Sex & the City
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E
Get Smart
Journey
Mamma Mia
Mummy

I'm looking forward to Tropic Thunder more than Pineapple Express though because for me nothing from the Judd Apatow canon except for Walk Hard has ever really lived up to the hype.

[TooLowBrow]

the summer is almost shot and soon it's oscar time....
When can Fez and Dave see these movies?

never

[Drunky McBetidont]

Here's how I would rank them so far in order of preference...

1. Speed Racer
2. The Dark Knight
3. Iron Man
4. Hellboy 2
5. Wanted
6. the Zohan

Didn't Like:

Indy
Hulk
Happening
Love Guru
Hancock
X-Files
Stepbrothers

Didn't See:

Narnia
Sex & the City
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E
Get Smart
Journey
Mamma Mia
Mummy

I'm looking forward to Tropic Thunder more than Pineapple Express though because for me nothing from the Judd Apatow canon except for Walk Hard has ever really lived up to the hype.

i gotta put wall e way far ahead at the top for summer. dark night takes second.
the rest have been shit (from what is listed above)

[Rhesus Christ]

there's plenty of things i didn't include on this list like
Choke August 1

I did see this at comic-con this year, they screened the whole movie. Its going to be a great film, or at least the cut i saw was.

Side note: They handed out plastic anal beads to everyone who saw this film....great little gift...too bad the beads were narrow and not pleasing for my anus...

(i give this movie three , out of four, beads up my ass)

[TheMojoPin]

I was kind of excited to see Choke despite hating the book. Sam Rockwell is the man and the trailer was quality, but the movie has some major warning signs, namely piss-poor test screenings, last minute reshoots and pushed back release dates.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll be wrapping up my summer with Hamlet 2.

[Rhesus Christ]

I was kind of excited to see Choke despite hating the book. Sam Rockwell is the man and the trailer was quality, but the movie has some major warning signs, namely piss-poor test screenings, last minute reshoots and pushed back release dates.

the screening i went to was all love, brother, all love.

[TheMojoPin]

Comic-Con crowds would love a film of a dog with the squirts so long as the director and the dog were there to introduce it and say it was a special Comic-Con-only sneak preview.

[Rhesus Christ]

Comic-Con crowds would love a film of a dog with the squirts so long as the director and the dog were there to introduce it and say it was a special Comic-Con-only sneak preview.

i would agree with you.
luckily this screening had nothing to do with comic con, save for they both took place in the same city during the same 4 day span.
i am a SD local, and get to go to all kinds of screenings thanks to my local paper.

the fanboys at comic-con can be fucking overwhelming...and from what i understand..people waited overnight this year to get a sneak preview of a heroes episode followed by a 20 min q&a...

id rather sit at home and catch it in september...like everyone else.

and while there was a Q&A with the director afterwards....just about everyone there left during the credits to go catch another screening..

[thepaulo]

5/1 Wolverine
5/8 Star Trek
5/16 Angels & Demons
5/21 Terminator Salvation
5/22 Night at the Museum II
5/29 Up
Drag Me To Hell
6/5 Away We Go
The Hangover
Land of the Lost
6/12 Imagine That
The Taking of Pelham 123
6/19 The Proposal
Whatever Works
Year One
6/24 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
7/1 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Public Enemies
7/10 Bruno
7/17 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
(500) Days of Summer
7/24 G-Force
7/31 Funny People
8/7 GI Joe
Julie & Julia
8/14 Taking Woodstock
8/21 Inglrious Bastards
8/28 Final Destination: Death Trip 3D
H2: Halloween 2

[PaulOStalker]

What about Gape2: A New Beginning?
:flush:

[thepaulo]

What about Gape2: A New Beginning?
:flush:

I love that I have a stalker. It's giving me a little feeling of self worth.

[Melk]

5/21 Terminator Salvation
8/14 Taking Woodstock
8/21 Inglorious Bastards

There are the only movies I care about... and Inglorious Bastards is the only one I am chomping at the bit to see. Otherwise, this summer looks horrible.

[A.J.]

The Taking of Pelham 123

They're remaking this???? Fuck you Hollywood.

[realmenhatelife]

5/1 Wolverine
6/24 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen


Dave is a merchant of lies

[Hepcat22]

I wouldn't watch these summer action CGI crap movies with a free ticket and a gun to my head.

5/1 Wolverine
5/8 Star Trek
5/16 Angels & Demons
5/21 Terminator Salvation
5/22 Night at the Museum II
5/29 Up
Drag Me To Hell
6/5 Away We Go
The Hangover
Land of the Lost
6/12 Imagine That
The Taking of Pelham 123
6/19 The Proposal
Whatever Works
Year One
6/24 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
7/1 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Public Enemies
7/10 Bruno
7/17 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
(500) Days of Summer
7/24 G-Force
7/31 Funny People
8/7 GI Joe
Julie & Julia
8/14 Taking Woodstock
8/21 Inglrious Bastards
8/28 Final Destination: Death Trip 3D
H2: Halloween 2[/I]

[GreatAmericanZero]

The fact that "Terminator:Salvation" got a pg13 ratings means i'm expecting major mediocrity from it. I think it will be just as bad as T3. You'll see...

[Gerald]

Star Trek
Angels & Demons
Terminator Salvation
Up
Drag Me To Hell
The Taking of Pelham 123
Whatever Works
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Public Enemies
Bruno
(500) Days of Summer
Funny People
GI Joe
Inglourious Basterds

-----

These are the ones I'm holding out hope for. I was really excited for Terminator until I heard that it got bowdlerized so a bunch of texting tweens can ruin my showing of it. On paper Basterds looks like it has the inside track to be the best so I'm just hoping its lousy trailer is a total misrepresentation of its actual quality.

So far the season is off to a crummy start with Wolverine, which was the type of viewing experience that many consider to be the absolute worst - the kind that's not good, but not awful either so it's just sort of...there.

[Gerald]

The fact that "Terminator:Salvation" got a pg13 ratings means i'm expecting major mediocrity from it. I think it will be just as bad as T3. You'll see...

At least T3 had the decency to incorporate R-certified action carnage to maintain consistency with its predecessors.

[Gerald]

They're remaking this???? Fuck you Hollywood.

It's done by Tony Scott though so it's going to be slick.

[GreatAmericanZero]

At least T3 had the decency to incorporate R-certified action carnage to maintain consistency with its predecessors.

first review i heard about Terminator Salvation was on Sam's twitter:

notsam - Saw Terminator Salvation today. Wolverine was better

its so obvious to me that Terminator 4 is going to be bad...the type of movie it is, to be good its gotta be rated R. no question about it. I think its going to get panned, maybe some will say "its pretty good" but the movie will end up being a "nothing" movie just like Terminator 3, which a lot of people forgot even came out

[H0ff]

I was looking at the Cannes movies and found this.

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[Gerald]

first review i heard about Terminator Salvation was on Sam's twitter:

notsam - Saw Terminator Salvation today. Wolverine was better

its so obvious to me that Terminator 4 is going to be bad...the type of movie it is, to be good its gotta be rated R. no question about it. I think its going to get panned, maybe some will say "its pretty good" but the movie will end up being a "nothing" movie just like Terminator 3, which a lot of people forgot even came out

I thought Wolverine was borderline dreadful so if TS really is worse I'll be stunned and horrified. McG might be getting a little ahead of himself with his bold proclamation that he wants to bypass what he feels is an antiquated movie system and fund/distribute/pocket the profits of all of the future releases that fall under his umbrella.

I know there's a lot of hate for Terminator 3 but on a level of pure action spectacle I thought it was very satisfying. And I just got a kick out of seeing Arnold back into his most iconic role. It helped that I went in with the intention of hating it so my expectations were nonexistent. The last TS trailer really got me jazzed up for it and now it looks like I set myself up for disappointment.

[Gerald]

I was looking at the Cannes movies and found this.

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This looks like a return to form for LvT. Thank god he went back to using real sets and locations instead of black soundstages with chalk lines.

[thepaulo]

This looks like a return to form for LvT. Thank god he went back to using real sets and locations instead of black soundstages with chalk lines.

We're still waiting on the final film of the chalk line trilogy.

[thepaulo]

This looks like a return to form for LvT. Thank god he went back to using real sets and locations instead of black soundstages with chalk lines.


It set Cannes on fire.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/05/cannes-report-a.html

[Foster]

just saw Angels and Demons, don't if I hated it because they massacred the book or it was just a piece of shit.

either way, those politically correct douches in hollywood are really getting out of control

they turned the killer from a big Arab, whose ancestors were killers and rapists, to typical looking white american 30 something

[Gerald]

It set Cannes on fire.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/05/cannes-report-a.html

You should create a thread for it. It sounds like something that will cause pages to multiply with discussion. It just shot up near the top of my anticipation list for 2009. I'm also glad to hear that for the first time since Zentropa, LvT shot a movie that actually looks like a movie instead of a home video.

[thepaulo]

You should create a thread for it. It sounds like something that will cause pages to multiply with discussion. It just shot up near the top of my anticipation list for 2009. I'm also glad to hear that for the first time since Zentropa, LvT shot a movie that actually looks like a movie instead of a home video.

Build it and they will come.
It shall be done sir.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Harry Knowles, who liked pretty much everything geeky and big budget saw Terminator:Salvation and posted blurbs on his twitter. Here is a sample

i felt bored, annoyed, time sapping away and the beginnings of anger.

i am so glad that i released this movie was going to suck shit right away. Its PG-13 for christsake. Can't wait to see all the people who really think it looks awesome because it had a good trailer get dissapointed

[thepaulo]

Harry Knowles, who liked pretty much everything geeky and big budget saw Terminator:Salvation and posted blurbs on his twitter. Here is a sample

i felt bored, annoyed, time sapping away and the beginnings of anger.

i am so glad that i released this movie was going to suck shit right away. Its PG-13 for christsake. Can't wait to see all the people who really think it looks awesome because it had a good trailer get dissapointed

The film is the definition of dystopia.

[Foster]

The film is the definition of dystopia.

Is that good?

[thepaulo]

Is that good?

Not unless you're a masochist.

[Foster]

Not unless you're a masochist.

no I'm Baptist

[thepaulo]

no I'm Baptist

That's not good then.

[Foster]

That's not good then.

So I guess that means Christian Bale's trip to the Oscars has been "TERMINATED"! geh geh geh

[GreatAmericanZero]

So I guess that means Christian Bale's trip to the Oscars has been "TERMINATED"! geh geh geh

looks like they just raised his Christian BAIL to get out of prison to get his oscar gee gee ge

[Gerald]

Some early reviews for Inglourious Basterds are in...

http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/first-uk-reviews-of-quentin-tarantinos-inglorious-basterds-shown-at-cannes-film-festival/

[epo]

Some early reviews for Inglourious Basterds are in...

http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/first-uk-reviews-of-quentin-tarantinos-inglorious-basterds-shown-at-cannes-film-festival/

How about that review from the Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/may/20/cannes-film-festival-tarantino-inglourious-basterds)!

Quentin Tarantino's cod-WW2 shlocker about a Jewish-American revenge squad intent on killing Nazis in German-occupied France is awful. It is achtung-achtung-ach-mein-Gott atrocious. It isn't funny; it isn't exciting; it isn't a realistic war movie, yet neither is it an entertaining genre spoof or a clever counterfactual wartime yarn. It isn't emotionally involving or deliciously ironic or a brilliant tissue of trash-pop references. Nothing like that. Brad Pitt gives the worst performance of his life, with a permanent smirk as if he's had the left side of his jaw injected with cement, and which he must uncomfortably maintain for long scenes on camera without dialogue.

[Gerald]

How about that review from the Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/may/20/cannes-film-festival-tarantino-inglourious-basterds)!

Oof.

I'd be interested to hear what Quentin would think about a harsh review like this since, by his own humble admission, the film is a masterpiece.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Oof.

I'd be interested to hear what Quentin would think about a harsh review like this since, by his own humble admission, the film is a masterpiece.

almost all the reviews i've read today have been pretty positive and people who were there says the critics left happy so hes probably in a good mood today. Of course there is going to be bad reviews here and there, as with any movies, but everyone is saying that the majority dug it

[thepaulo]

almost all the reviews i've read today have been pretty positive and people who were there says the critics left happy so hes probably in a good mood today. Of course there is going to be bad reviews here and there, as with any movies, but everyone is saying that the majority dug it

Sounds like bloody fun.....even the Brad Pitt lock-jaw bit.

[SP1!]

just saw Angels and Demons, don't if I hated it because they massacred the book or it was just a piece of shit.

either way, those politically correct douches in hollywood are really getting out of control

they turned the killer from a big Arab, whose ancestors were killers and rapists, to typical looking white american 30 something
Ehhh I thought it was ok, a little unbelievable but it is a movie

Harry Knowles, who liked pretty much everything geeky and big budget saw Terminator:Salvation and posted blurbs on his twitter. Here is a sample

i felt bored, annoyed, time sapping away and the beginnings of anger.

i am so glad that i released this movie was going to suck shit right away. Its PG-13 for christsake. Can't wait to see all the people who really think it looks awesome because it had a good trailer get dissapointed
Well I dont put much stock in his reviews since he thought shit like Transformers was a good movie and it sucked, there was no ploy just 'splosions, fuck it wasnt even fun to me or the GFs 12 year old kid. The chick was the only redeeming thing about the film.

I also seem to remember national treasure got good reviews and made a shit ton of money but that didnt make it suck any less, the only reason we didnt get up in walk out of it was because Mr Harvey Keitel showed up on screen and we could never insult Mr Keitel.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Well I dont put much stock in his reviews since he thought shit like Transformers was a good movie and it sucked, there was no ploy just 'splosions, fuck it wasnt even fun to me or the GFs 12 year old kid. The chick was the only redeeming thing about the film.

I also seem to remember national treasure got good reviews and made a shit ton of money but that didnt make it suck any less, the only reason we didnt get up in walk out of it was because Mr Harvey Keitel showed up on screen and we could never insult Mr Keitel.

that IS my point. He likes big budget horrible hollywood shit. No matter how bad, like Transformers or National Treasure, he finds a way to give it a pass because hes into it. Yet, "Terminator Salvation" must be so bad that even he can't find a way to give it a good review

[SP1!]

that IS my point. He likes big budget horrible hollywood shit. No matter how bad, like Transformers or National Treasure, he finds a way to give it a pass because hes into it. Yet, "Terminator Salvation" must be so bad that even he can't find a way to give it a good review

My point still remains that harry has no taste in movies, if he says its good then I will hate it, if he says its bad or a plot that he cant follow then I will love it because it takes more than a 5 year old to understand the film.

Rule of thumb, if harry says its he cant understand the plot then its a good plot and if says its a great movie then it means its a crap film with 'splosions.

I would love to take some of the great films and have him review them, and only do obscure ones that most dont know about just to see him say a film that has influenced so many people is crap. Hes a dunce and sucks most studios dicks in his reviews.

Still even said all that, Im apprehensive about Salvation for one reason, McG.

Besides any man who says any flinstones movie is anything other than an utter piece of shit is a complete moron. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/5758)

[Gerald]

Ebert Basterd blog bit:

http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/05/tarantino_the_glorious_basterd.html

I know it's not a summer popcorn movie but he also posted a 4-star review for Soderbergh's "The Girlfriend Experience":

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090520/REVIEWS/905209991

Also, considering how unenthusiastic I was when I went in, it was almost a pleasant surprise that I didn't find Terminator Salvation horrible. The third act was a total mess but before that I thought it often did more than a decent job of servicing. The action set pieces start off really imaginative and then just get progressively lazy. I'd say it was one notch above Wolverine and one notch below Star Trek on the quality scale.

[GreatAmericanZero]

My point still remains that harry has no taste in movies, if he says its good then I will hate it, if he says its bad or a plot that he cant follow then I will love it because it takes more than a 5 year old to understand the film.

Rule of thumb, if harry says its he cant understand the plot then its a good plot and if says its a great movie then it means its a crap film with 'splosions.

I would love to take some of the great films and have him review them, and only do obscure ones that most dont know about just to see him say a film that has influenced so many people is crap. Hes a dunce and sucks most studios dicks in his reviews.

Still even said all that, Im apprehensive about Salvation for one reason, McG.

Besides any man who says any flinstones movie is anything other than an utter piece of shit is a complete moron. (http://www.aintitcool.com/node/5758)

but your point is still based on movies he loved that you think are shit. My point is he loves every movie so if he thinks its shit it must be shit. Point out a movie he hated that was good. I think its hard to find a movie he hated

[SP1!]

but your point is still based on movies he loved that you think are shit. My point is he loves every movie so if he thinks its shit it must be shit. Point out a movie he hated that was good. I think its hard to find a movie he hated

Thats the point, he thinks every film they send him to is good, that is why they keep sending him to films, the only other film he didnt like was the love guru, which is on equally shitty comedy footing as that flintstones film.

Lately people have said that as his sight has grown and gets more hits, he makes greater demands, all you have to do is a quick search to find out the guy bases most of his reviews on how much shit he gets or how nice the hotel room is they put him up in for the trip.

Doesnt matter the film will do a shitload of business and will most likely win the weekend with the thursday opening, but kids do drag their parents to see quite a few shit films.

[KC2OSO]

The Taking of Pelham 123


http://www.njmikec.com/images/matthau.jpg

[Gerald]

Pretty crummy summer so far if you ask me...

Wolverine :flush:
Star Trek :unsure:
Angels & Demons :thumbup:
Terminator Salvation :sad:
Up :wallbash:
The Hangover :thumbdown:
Land of the Lost :huh:
Pelham 123 :sleep:
Year One :nono:

[thepaulo]

5/1 Wolverine
5/8 Star Trek
5/16 Angels & Demons
5/21 Terminator Salvation
5/22 Night at the Museum II
5/29 Up
Drag Me To Hell
6/5 Away We Go
The Hangover
Land of the Lost
6/12 Imagine That
The Taking of Pelham 123
6/19 The Proposal
Whatever Works
Year One
6/24 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
7/1 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Public Enemies
7/10 Bruno
7/17 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
(500) Days of Summer
7/24 G-Force
7/31 Funny People
8/7 GI Joe
Julie & Julia
8/14 Taking Woodstock
8/21 Inglrious Bastards
8/28 Final Destination: Death Trip 3D
H2: Halloween 2

The summer sucks so far.

[H0ff]

What's the word on Ponyo? http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/ponyo/trailer_large.html It's got some big names for voices and it looks like it is drawn although with a japanese/Asian style.

[thepaulo]

The summer is over. I am looking forward to Inglorious Basterds.

[hammersavage]

the Coen Brothers’ latest.

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[Gerald]

The summer is over.

Mercifully. Unless G.I. Joe rides in a white horse to wrap things up on a goofy high note.

I can't recall a sorrier summer slate during my ten year and change of adulthood. There might be something to the idea that the writer's strike affected the releases since by all accounts a title such as Transformers 2 had its rough pencil-penned first draft rushed into production without the benefit of on-set polish by any of the scribes.

[thepaulo]

Mercifully. Unless G.I. Joe rides in a white horse to wrap things up on a goofy high note.

I can't recall a sorrier summer slate during my ten year and change of adulthood. There might be something to the idea that the writer's strike affected the releases since by all accounts a title such as Transformers 2 had its rough pencil-penned first draft rushed into production without the benefit of on-set polish by any of the scribes.

GI Joe better be goofy...it sure looks it.

[thepaulo]

time to move my lard ass and make a list

[thepaulo]

4/30 Nightmare on Elm Street
5/7 Iron Man 2
5/14 Robin Hood
5/21 Shrek 4
Macgruber
5/28 Prince of Persia
Sex and the City 2
6/4 Marmaduke
Get Him to the Greek
Splice
6/11 A Team
Karate Kid
6/18 Toy Story 3
6/25 Grownups
Knight and Day
7/2 Twilight 3
The Last Airbender
7/9 Despicable me
Predators
7/16 The Sorcerors apprentice
Inception
7/23 Salt
Dinner for Schmucks
7/30 Get Low
I Love You Phillip Morris
Cats and Dogs 2
8/4 The Other Guys
Step Up 3-D
8/13 Eat Pray Love
The Expendables
8/20 Nanny Mcphee 2
8/27 Piranha 3-D
9/3 Machete
9/10 Resident Evil:Afterlife


There's plenty I didn't include because they are stupier than some of these and didn't seem like tentpole pics

[realmenhatelife]

What a summer of dog shit.

[IamFogHat]

Give me Iron Man, Airbender, Expendables, and The Other Guys and I'll take the rest of the summer off.

[disneyspy]

i'll take iron man2 a large pepsi and popcorn,the rest on cable

[jennysmurf]

I may go to see the Last Airbender, because I like to cartoon, but I'm a-feared they're gonna roon it like they do all the other TV-to-big screen movies.

[thepaulo]

I don't have the luxury of blowing off rhat many movies.

[disneyspy]

sounds like the acamedy will be getting a hummer by the paulo


aghhee ghee ghee

[thepaulo]

sounds like the acamedy will be getting a hummer by the paulo


aghhee ghee ghee


blowing offf..i didn't...i wasn't...ah forget it.

[realmenhatelife]

Are there usually this many animated movies out in one summer?


And I think you missed Scott Pilgrim.

[thepaulo]

Are there usually this many animated movies out in one summer?


And I think you missed Scott Pilgrim.



I don like Scott Pilgrim's box office potential.

[underdog]

4/30 Nightmare on Elm Street
5/7 Iron Man 2
5/14 Robin Hood
5/21 Shrek 4
Macgruber
5/28 Prince of Persia
Sex and the City 2
6/4 Marmaduke
Get Him to the Greek
Splice
6/11 A Team
Karate Kid
6/18 Toy Story 3
6/25 Grownups
Knight and Day
7/2 Twilight 3
The Last Airbender
7/9 Despicable me
Predators
7/16 The Sorcerors apprentice
Inception
7/23 Salt
Dinner for Schmucks
7/30 Get Low
I Love You Phillip Morris
Cats and Dogs 2
8/4 The Other Guys
Step Up 3-D
8/13 Eat Pray Love
The Expendables
8/20 Nanny Mcphee 2
8/27 Piranha 3-D
9/3 Machete
9/10 Resident Evil:Afterlife


There's plenty I didn't include because they are stupier than some of these and didn't seem like tentpole pics

That is the worst list of anything I've ever seen.

[thepaulo]

That is the worst list of anything I've ever seen.


don't shoot the messenger.

[weekapaugjz]

That is the worst list of anything I've ever seen.

Seriously. There are 2 movies I will see.

Maybe just 1.

[underdog]

Seriously. There are 2 movies I will see.

Maybe just 1.

The previews for Robin Hood make it look like it might be good, but other than that, not sure I'd actually go out to see anything else on that list.

[TripleSkeet]

This really is an awful summer for movies.. Ill probably go see Iron Man 2 in the theaters and just download any other ones I want to watch.

Next summer is gonna be just mind blowing though.

[weekapaugjz]

The previews for Robin Hood make it look like it might be good, but other than that, not sure I'd actually go out to see anything else on that list.

Ill see iron man 2 in the theater just because of my comic book nerdery.

Robin Hood was the maybe on the list. Saw a preview last night and looks decent.

[underdog]

Ill see iron man 2 in the theater just because of my comic book nerdery.

Robin Hood was the maybe on the list. Saw a preview last night and looks decent.

I'm always a sucker for a Russell Crowe movie, for some reason.

[jennysmurf]

I'm always a sucker for a Russell Crowe movie, for some reason.

Oh, I think we all know why....

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-3/russell-crowe.jpg

[thepaulo]

4/30 Nightmare on Elm Street
5/7 Iron Man 2
5/14 Robin Hood
5/21 Shrek 4
Macgruber
5/28 Prince of Persia
Sex and the City 2
6/4 Marmaduke
Get Him to the Greek
Splice
6/11 A Team
Karate Kid
6/18 Toy Story 3
6/25 Grownups
Knight and Day
7/2 Twilight 3
The Last Airbender
7/9 Despicable me
Predators
7/16 The Sorcerors apprentice
Inception
7/23 Salt
Dinner for Schmucks
7/30 Get Low
I Love You Phillip Morris
Cats and Dogs 2
8/4 The Other Guys
Step Up 3-D
8/13 Eat Pray Love
The Expendables
8/20 Nanny Mcphee 2
8/27 Piranha 3-D
9/3 Machete
9/10 Resident Evil:Afterlife


There's plenty I didn't include because they are stupier than some of these and didn't seem like tentpole pics


so far the summer has been a nightmare. I hope it gets better.

[realmenhatelife]

so far the summer has been a nightmare. I hope it gets better.

It's the women and children first summer.

[Hottub]

Good job today.:thumbup:

[Bowel]

Summer movies are for the young at heart.

[thepaulo]

4/30 Nightmare on Elm Street
5/7 Iron Man 2
5/14 Robin Hood
5/21 Shrek 4
Macgruber
5/28 Prince of Persia
Sex and the City 2
6/4 Marmaduke
Get Him to the Greek
Splice
6/11 A Team
Karate Kid
6/18 Toy Story 3
6/25 Grownups
Knight and Day
7/2 Twilight 3
The Last Airbender
7/9 Despicable me
Predators
7/16 The Sorcerors apprentice
Inception
7/23 Salt
Dinner for Schmucks
7/30 Get Low
I Love You Phillip Morris
Cats and Dogs 2
8/4 The Other Guys
Step Up 3-D
8/13 Eat Pray Love
The Expendables
8/20 Nanny Mcphee 2
8/27 Piranha 3-D
9/3 Machete
9/10 Resident Evil:Afterlife


There's plenty I didn't include because they are stupier than some of these and didn't seem like tentpole pics

I think there is no doubt that Inception is the movie of the summer

[thepaulo]

next week looks good
With Arnold Sly and Bruce together at last
Julia Robert's back
Scott Pilgrim

[Bowel]

Whixh will make more opening weekend Paul: Eat, Pray, Love or The Expendables?

[hammersavage]

EPL will definitely make more. Book it

[hammersavage]

actually, scratch that.

[thepaulo]

I definately think it's one of the best weekends for a long time.
I haven't researched this but just off the top of my head and the seat of my pants....
I'll go with the Expendables just because they have a good marketing hook but Scott Pilgrims buzz might carry the day.

[thepaulo]

1 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides BV $1,008.9 $234.2 23.2% $774.7 76.8%
sucked
2 Fast Five Uni. $597.4 $208.4 34.9% $389.0 65.1%
sucked
3 The Hangover Part II WB $548.8 $248.8 45.3% $300.0 54.7%
sucked
4 Kung Fu Panda 2 P/DW $531.2 $157.2 29.6% $374.0 70.4% \]
sucked
5 Rio Fox $470.6 $141.0 30.0% $329.6 70.0%
ok
6 Thor Par. $439.7 $178.0 40.5% $261.7 59.5%
ok
7 Transformers: Dark of the Moon P/DW $399.1 $181.1 45.4% $218.0 54.6%
massive suck
8 X-Men: First Class Fox $335.1 $139.4 41.6% $195.7 58.4%
good
9 Rango Par. $242.4 $123.1 50.8% $119.3 49.2% \
ok
10 The Green Hornet Sony $227.8 $98.8 43.4% $129.0 56.6%
ok
11 Just Go With It Sony $214.9 $103.0 47.9% $111.9 52.1%
sucked
12 Cars 2 BV $205.2 $123.0 59.9% $82.2 40.1%
sucked
the rest of the movies didn't make any money so they suck by default

13 Battle: Los Angeles Sony $202.5 $83.6 41.3% $118.9 58.7%
14 Gnomeo and Juliet BV $190.0 $100.0 52.6% $90.0 47.4%
15 Bridesmaids Uni. $188.6 $153.8 81.5% $34.8 18.5%
16 Hop Uni. $177.3 $108.1 61.0% $69.2 39.0%
17 Super 8 Par. $155.1 $110.1 71.0% $45.0 29.0%
18 Limitless Rela. $152.8 $79.2 51.8% $73.6 48.2%
19 No Strings Attached Par. $147.8 $70.7 47.8% $77.1 52.2%
20 I Am Number Four BV $144.5 $55.1 38.1% $89.4 61.9%
21 Green Lantern WB $137.0 $103.7 75.7% $33.3 24.3%
22 Unknown WB $130.8 $63.7 48.7% $67.1 51.3%
23 The Adjustment Bureau Uni. $126.0 $62.5 49.6% $63.5 50.4%
24 Source Code Sum. $123.2 $54.7 44.4% $68.6 55.6%
25 Water for Elephants Fox $114.3 $57.9 50.6% $56.4 49.4%
26 Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Par. $98.4 $73.0 74.2% $25.4 25.8%
27 Scream 4 W/Dim. $96.2 $38.2 39.7% $58.0 60.3%
28 The Rite WB (NL) $96.0 $33.0 34.4% $63.0 65.6%
29 Paul Uni. $93.2 $37.4 40.2% $55.8 59.8%
30 Bad Teacher Sony $91.6 $63.0 68.8% $28.6 31.2%
31 Sucker Punch WB $89.8 $36.4 40.5% $53.4 59.5%
32 Red Riding Hood WB $89.2 $37.7 42.2% $51.5 57.8%
33 Season of the Witch Rela. $87.0 $24.8 28.5% $62.2 71.5%
34 Insidious FD $84.8 $53.6 63.2% $31.2 36.8%
35 Hall Pass WB (NL) $83.2 $45.1 54.2% $38.1 45.8%
36 Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Fox $82.7 $37.9 45.9% $44.8 54.1%
37 Sanctum Uni. $79.4 $23.2 29.2% $56.2 70.8%
38 Priest SGem $75.1 $29.1 38.8% $46.0 61.2%
39 The Lincoln Lawyer LGF $74.8 $57.8 77.3% $17.0 22.7%
40 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Fox $70.0 $52.7 75.2% $17.4 24.8%
41 The Dilemma Uni. $68.3 $48.5 70.9% $19.8 29.1%
42 Mr. Popper's Penguins Fox $63.0 $51.9 82.4% $11.1 17.6%
43 Midnight in Paris SPC $62.1 $34.5 55.6% $27.6 44.4%
44 Something Borrowed WB $59.8 $38.7 64.7% $21.1 35.3%
45 Hanna Focus $57.2 $40.2 70.3% $17.0 29.7%
46 The Mechanic CBS $51.1 $29.1 57.0% $21.9 43.0%
47 Arthur (2011) WB $45.7 $33.0 72.2% $12.7 27.8%
48 Soul Surfer TriS $43.5 $43.1 99.1% $400k 0.9%
49 Of Gods and Men SPC $42.2 $4.0 9.4% $38.2 90.6%
50 Evangelion 2.0: You Can (Not) Advance Elev. $41.2 $134k 0.3% $41.0 99.7%
51 The Roommate SGem $40.5 $37.3 92.2% $3.2 7.8%
52 The Eagle Focus $39.0 $19.5 49.9% $19.6 50.1%
53 Mars Needs Moms BV $39.0 $21.4 54.9% $17.6 45.1%
54 Jumping the Broom TriS $37.7 $37.3 98.9% $415k 1.1%
55 Drive Angry Sum. $28.9 $10.7 37.1% $18.2 62.9%
56 Beastly CBS $28.8 $27.9 96.6% $968k 3.4%
57 The Tree of Life FoxS $27.4 $7.9 28.6% $19.6 71.4%
58 Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen Vari. $26.6 $50.4k 0.2% $26.5 99.8%
59 Your Highness Uni. $24.9 $21.6 86.9% $3.3 13.1%
60 Biutiful RAtt. $24.6 $5.1 20.8% $19.5 79.2%
61 Potiche MBox $23.2 $1.6 6.9% $21.6 93.1%
62 The Way Back NM $20.3 $2.7 13.3% $17.6 86.7%
63 Larry Crowne Uni. $18.7 $15.7 84.0% $3.0 16.0%
64 13 Assassins Magn. $17.5 $726k 4.2% $16.8 95.8%
65 The Heir Apparent: Largo Winch MBox $16.9 n/a 0.0% $16.9 100.0%
66 The Last Godfather RAtt. $16.8 $164k 1.0% $16.6 99.0%
67 Ip Man 2: Legend of the Grandmaster Vari. $15.1 $206k 1.4% $14.9 98.6%
68 The Housemaid IFC $14.8 $150k 1.0% $14.6 99.0%
69 Desert Flower NGE $14.6 $44.3k 0.3% $14.6 99.7%
70 Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil Wein. $13.7 $10.1 73.5% $3.6 26.5%
71 My Afternoons with Margueritte Cohen $13.6 n/a 0.0% $13.6 100.0%
72 Sarah's Key Wein. $13.4 n/a 0.0% $13.4 100.0%
73 I Saw the Devil Magn. $12.8 $129k 1.0% $12.6 99.0%
74 Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life MBox $12.0 n/a 0.0% $12.0 100.0%
75 The Warring States CL $11.9 $69.0k 0.6% $11.8 99.4%
76 What Women Want (Wo Zhi Nu Run Xin) CL $11.8 $124k 1.0% $11.7 99.0%
77 The Conspirator RAtt. $11.5 $11.5 100.0% n/a 0.0%
78 Jane Eyre Focus $11.2 $11.2 99.9% $16.0k 0.1%
79 Win Win FoxS $10.8 $10.1 94.0% $652k 6.0%
80 City of Life and Death Kino $10.6 $80.5k 0.8% $10.6 99.2%
81 Prom BV $10.1 $10.1 100.0% n/a 0.0%
82 Monte Carlo Fox $10.1 $8.8 87.1% $1.3 12.9%
83 In a Better World SPC $9.5 $888k 9.3% $8.6 90.7%
84 Winter in Wartime SPC $9.2 $522k 5.7% $8.7 94.3%
85 Barney's Version (U.S. only) SPC $8.5 $4.4 52.5% $4.0 47.5%
86 Born to Be Wild (IMAX) WB $8.2 $8.2 100.0% n/a 0.0%
87 Point Blank Magn. $8.0 n/a 0.0% $8.0 100.0%
88 Last Night Trib. $7.7 $99.0k 1.3% $7.6 98.7%
89 Take Me Home Tonight Rela. $6.9 $6.9 100.0% n/a 0.0%
90 Cedar Rapids FoxS $6.9 $6.9 100.0% n/a 0.0%
91 The Princess of Montpensier IFC $6.8 $344k 5.1% $6.4 94.9%
92 Winnie the Pooh BV $6.5 n/a 0.0% $6.5 100.0%
93 Even the Rain Vita. $5.8 $518k 8.9% $5.3 91.1%
94 Young Goethe in Love MBox $5.6 n/a 0.0% $5.6 100.0%
95 Thank You (2011) UTV $5.5 $464k 8.5% $5.0 91.5%
96 Certified Copy IFC $5.4 $1.3 24.7% $4.1 75.3%
97 The Company Men Wein. $4.9 $4.4 91.0% $441k 9.0%
98 Cave of Forgotten Dreams IFC $4.7 $4.7 100.0% n/a 0.0%
99 Dylan Dog: Dead of Night OMNI/FSR $4.6 $1.2 25.6% $3.4 74.4%
100 The Names of Love MBox $4.1 $44.3k 1.1% $4.1 98.9%
101 Beginners Focus $4.0 $2.5 61.6% $1.5 38.4%
102 Carancho Strand $4.0 $85.5k 2.2% $3.9 97.8%
103 Trollhunter Magn. $4.0 $63.6k 1.6% $3.9 98.4%
104 Attack the Block SGem $4.0 n/a 0.0% $4.0 100.0%
105 Bride Flight MBox $3.9 $207k 5.3% $3.7 94.7%
106 Outside the Law (Hors-la-loi) N/A $3.3 n/a 0.0% $3.3 100.0%
107 Incendies (U.S. only) SPC $3.2 $1.8 54.2% $1.5 45.8%
108 From Prada to Nada LGF $3.2 $3.0 96.1% $123k 3.9%
109 Love Crime IFC $3.1 n/a 0.0% $3.1 100.0%
110 Rapt Lorb. $2.9 n/a 0.0% $2.9 100.0%
111 The Double Hour Gold. $2.5 $1.3 51.2% $1.2 48.8%
112 Ong Bak 3 Magn. $2.3 $14.9k 0.6% $2.3 99.4%
113 Poetry Kino $2.2 $350k 15.7% $1.9 84.3%
114 The Butcher, the Chef and the Swordsman CL $2.0 $47.9k 2.4% $2.0 97.6%
115 Armadillo Lorb. $2.0 $10.4k 0.5% $2.0 99.5%
116 A Somewhat Gentle Man Strand $1.8 $37.7k 2.1% $1.8 97.9%
117 Brighton Rock IFC $1.6 n/a 0.0% $1.6 100.0%
118 Yamla Pagla Deewana Eros $1.6 $993k 62.3% $600k 37.7%
119 Hermano MBox $1.6 n/a 0.0% $1.6 100.0%
120 The Debt Focus $1.1 n/a 0.0% $1.1 100.0%
121 Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives Strand $1.1 $177k 15.8% $946k 84.2%
122 When We Leave (Die Fremde) Olive $1.1 $19.6k 1.8% $1.1 98.2%
123 There Be Dragons Gold. $1.1 $1.1 100.0% n/a 0.0%
124 Vanishing on 7th Street Magn. $1.1 $22.7k 2.1% $1.0 97.9%
125 The Time That Remains IFC $1.0 $20.2k 2.0% $1.0 98.0%
126 The Beaver Sum. $971k $971k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
127 Ready Eros $935k $935k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
128 Miral Wein. $901k $373k 41.5% $527k 58.5%
129 Meek's Cutoff Osci. $885k $885k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
130 Plastic Planet FRun $839k $3.2k 0.4% $836k 99.6%
131 The Trip (2011) IFC $835k $835k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
132 Submarine Wein. $745k $348k 46.7% $397k 53.3%
133 Dhobi Ghat (Mumbai Diaries) UTV $679k $577k 85.0% $102k 15.0%
134 No One Killed Jessica UTV $634k $441k 69.5% $193k 30.5%
135 Korkoro Lorb. $627k $7.9k 1.3% $619k 98.7%
136 How I Ended This Summer FM $623k $8.7k 1.4% $614k 98.6%
137 Heartbeats IFC $583k $63.0k 10.8% $520k 89.2%
138 Dum Maaro Dum FoxS $564k $564k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
139 Kaboom IFC $538k $117k 21.7% $421k 78.3%
140 The Other Woman IFC $449k $22.6k 5.0% $427k 95.0%
141 Rage (Rabia) Strand $409k $5.6k 1.4% $403k 98.6%
142 The Human Resources Manager FM $390k $61.0k 15.6% $329k 84.4%
143 7 Khoon Maaf UTV $365k $270k 74.0% $94.7k 26.0%
144 L'Amour Fou IFC $304k $304k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
145 Double Dhamaal Relbig. $302k $302k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
146 Illegal (2011) FM $290k $0.7k 0.2% $289k 99.8%
147 Black Death Magn. $265k $22.6k 8.5% $243k 91.5%
148 Caterpillar Lorb. $252k $4.2k 1.7% $248k 98.3%
149 Le Quattro Volte Lorb. $240k $137k 57.1% $103k 42.9%
150 If I Want to Whistle, I Whistle FM $232k $12.1k 5.2% $220k 94.8%
151 HappyThankYouMorePlease Anch. $216k $216k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
152 Henry's Crime MPFT $205k $103k 50.0% $102k 50.0%
153 The Robber Kino $195k $69.5k 35.7% $125k 64.3%
154 A Screaming Man FM $185k $9.9k 5.3% $175k 94.7%
155 Film Socialisme Lorb. $182k $23.3k 12.8% $159k 87.2%
156 Leap Year (2011) Strand $179k $4.2k 2.4% $175k 97.6%
157 Cold Weather IFC $141k $141k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
158 Game (2011) Eros $132k $132k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
159 Mozart's Sister MBox $132k n/a 0.0% $132k 100.0%
160 Vidal Sassoon: The Movie P4 $125k $86.0k 69.0% $38.6k 31.0%
161 Trust (2011) MNE $120k $120k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
162 The Arbor Strand $118k $13.3k 11.2% $105k 88.8%
163 Octubre NYer $114k $17.4k 15.3% $96.7k 84.7%
164 Jig Scre. $107k $107k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
165 Rubber Magn. $100k $100k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
166 Beginning of the Great Revival CL $99.3k $99.3k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
167 Tuesday, After Christmas Lorb. $74.5k $38.3k 51.4% $36.2k 48.6%
168 A Beautiful Life CL $66.2k $66.2k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
169 Battleship Potemkin (2011 re-issue) Kino $45.8k $45.8k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
170 Brotherhood (2011) P4 $32.4k $19.7k 60.8% $12.7k 39.2%
171 The Mill and the Cross Kino $30.3k n/a 0.0% $30.3k 100.0%
172 Stake Land IFC $23.0k $23.0k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
173 Mysteries of Lisbon MBox $14.9k n/a 0.0% $14.9k 100.0%
174 Wrecked IFC $5.3k $5.3k 100.0% n/a 0.0%
175 To Die Like a Man Strand $5.0k $4.0k 81.3% $0.9k 18.7%

[realmenhatelife]

The wierd thing is people seem to champion and impune the aggregator in the same breath. They say Oh look how big this opened even though it's tracking like 10% positive on RT. Meanwhile everyone runs out the first week so they can see a movie and enjoy without everyones instrusive bullshit opinions.

[FatassTitePants]

Paul--Are you rating the quality of the movies with your comments or are you comparing their earnings to what the expectations were?

[keithy_19]

Gnomeo and Juliet was wonderful. I was supposed to go with this girl I liked but she cancelled on me. So I went by myself. Best choice I've ever made.

[thepaulo]

Gnomeo and Juliet was wonderful. I was supposed to go with this girl I liked but she cancelled on me. So I went by myself. Best choice I've ever made.

(It being an Elton projec that hit a shitload of road blockst, I have been privately delighted with it's success...I commend you sir.)

[thepaulo]

Paul--Are you rating the quality of the movies with your comments or are you comparing their earnings to what the expectations were?

rating quality....it was a handy and informative list that I could lazily glom unto...and I also enjoy being vauge and ambiguous.

[thepaulo]

(by the way, the first number is world wide then US and International with the % of each....being vauge and ambiguous again)

[FatassTitePants]

Thanks buddy. I only go see new movies at my local drive-in, so this helps me make up my winter Netflix list.

[realmenhatelife]

Gnomeo and Juliet was wonderful. I was supposed to go with this girl I liked but she cancelled on me. So I went by myself. Best choice I've ever made.

Freed you up to pick up a chick there.

[thepaulo]

5/4 the avengers
5/11Dark Shadows
The Dictator
5/18 Battleship
What to expect when you're expecting
5/25 MIB3
Moonrise Kingdom
6/1 Snow White and the huntsman
6/8 Prometheus
Madagascar 3
6/15 Rock of Ages
6/22 Brave
To Rome with love
Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
6/29 G.I.Joe:Retaliation
Magic Mike
7/3 The Amazing Spiderman
7/6 Savages
7/13 Ice Age 4:Continetal drift
Ted
7/20 The Dark Knight Rises
7/27 Neighborhood Watch
8/3 The Bourne Legacy
Total Recall
8/10 The Campaign
Hope Springs
8/17 The Expendables 2
Sparkle

[CountryBob]

5/4 the avengers
5/11Dark Shadows
The Dictator
5/18 Battleship
What to expect when you're expecting
5/25 MIB3
Moonrise Kingdom
6/1 Snow White and the huntsman
6/8 Prometheus
Madagascar 3
6/15 Rock of Ages
6/22 Brave
To Rome with love
Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
6/29 G.I.Joe:Retaliation
Magic Mike
7/3 The Amazing Spiderman
7/6 Savages
7/13 Ice Age 4:Continetal drift
Ted
7/20 The Dark Knight Rises
7/27 Neighborhood Watch
8/3 The Bourne Legacy
Total Recall
8/10 The Campaign
Hope Springs
8/17 The Expendables 2
Sparkle

Look like there are a couple of gems in there

[Crispy123]

5/4 the avengers
5/11Dark Shadows
The Dictator
5/18 Battleship
What to expect when you're expecting
5/25 MIB3
Moonrise Kingdom
6/1 Snow White and the huntsman
6/8 Prometheus
Madagascar 3
6/15 Rock of Ages
6/22 Brave
To Rome with love
Abraham Lincoln:Vampire Hunter
6/29 G.I.Joe:Retaliation
Magic Mike
7/3 The Amazing Spiderman
7/6 Savages
7/13 Ice Age 4:Continetal drift
Ted
7/20 The Dark Knight Rises
7/27 Neighborhood Watch
8/3 The Bourne Legacy
Total Recall
8/10 The Campaign
Hope Springs
8/17 The Expendables 2
Sparkle

Theres quite a few summer movies this year Im excited about. As a dad of an 8y/o girl tho, I know the only ones Im seeing in theatres for sure are Brave and Madagascar 3.

[jennysmurf]

Theres quite a few summer movies this year Im excited about. As a dad of an 8y/o girl tho, I know the only ones Im seeing in theatres for sure are Brave and Madagascar 3.

Yeah, me too. I take care of two girls, ages 7 and 9. Those two movies are inevitable.:wacko:

[thepaulo]

Moonrise Kingdom is at the top of my list

[realmenhatelife]

You know what movie dropped off a cliff, went from being everywhere to just completely disappearing? The Artist. Haven't heard a single person bring up The Artist since it won.

[underdog]

You know what movie dropped off a cliff, went from being everywhere to just completely disappearing? The Artist. Haven't heard a single person bring up The Artist since it won.

I would assume it's because everyone who was going to see it went out to see it.

But sounds very similar to that movie about the speech impediment with the king.

[thepaulo]

I would assume it's because everyone who was going to see it went out to see it.

But sounds very similar to that movie about the speech impediment with the king.

Two totally different movies. Neither deserved to win da Oscar.

[sailor]

Two totally different movies. Neither deserved to win da Oscar.

He means similar situations, not movies.

[thepaulo]

I know what the movie of the summer is,
but I'm not allowed to say

[disneyspy]

I know what the movie of the summer is,
but I'm not allowed to say

that new wife of yours sure does keep you on a tight leash

[thepaulo]

so far we've had
GI Joe II
Oblivion
The Croods
Oz The Great and Powerful
Olympus Has Fallen
42
and Iron Man III

5/10 Great Gatsby
5/17 Star Trek II
5/24 Fast and Furious
Hangover III
Epic
5/31 After Earth
Now You See Me
6/7 The Internship
6/14 Man of Steel
This is the End
6/21 Monster University
World War Z
6/28 The Heat
White House Down
7/5 The Lone Ranger
Despicable Me II
7/12 Pacific Rim
Grown Ups II
7/19 Red II
R.I.P.D.
Turbo
7/26 The Wolverine
Blue Jasmine
8/2 300 II
2 Guns
Smurfs II
8/9 Elysium
Percy Jackson II
Planes
8/16 Kick Ass II
Paranoia
8/23 The Mortal Instruments
The World's End

[disneyspy]

its really just too many good movies to see them all in the theatre,i'll see iron man III

[sailor]

its really just too many good movies to see them all in the theatre,i'll see iron man III

Oblivion was good.

[thepaulo]

so far we've had
GI Joe II
Oblivion
The Croods
Oz The Great and Powerful
Olympus Has Fallen
42
and Iron Man III

5/10 Great Gatsby
5/17 Star Trek II
5/24 Fast and Furious
Hangover III
Epic
5/31 After Earth
Now You See Me
6/7 The Internship
6/14 Man of Steel
This is the End
6/21 Monster University
World War Z
6/28 The Heat
White House Down
7/5 The Lone Ranger
Despicable Me II
7/12 Pacific Rim
Grown Ups II
7/19 Red II
R.I.P.D.
Turbo
7/26 The Wolverine
Blue Jasmine
8/2 300 II
2 Guns
Smurfs II
8/9 Elysium
Percy Jackson II
Planes
8/16 Kick Ass II
Paranoia
8/23 The Mortal Instruments
The World's End

I hope Elysium is good.

[jennysmurf]

I hope Elysium is good.

I'm just hoping the Percy Jackson (Sea of Monsters) doesn't suck eggs, cause that's one I'll have to see.

[PapaBear]

I hope Elysium is good.
After seeing the previews, all I could think was, "Hey! She invited the blind guy to join her again!"

[spoon]

I'm just hoping the Percy Jackson (Sea of Monsters) doesn't suck eggs, cause that's one I'll have to see.

gay

not fez gay

REALLY GAY

like full on PapaBear gay

good thing you live where you live

I hope you find a nice gal to take.

[spoon]

what's next?

smurfs II

[thepaulo]

I'm just hoping the Percy Jackson (Sea of Monsters) doesn't suck eggs, cause that's one I'll have to see.

Do you read the books? I have to go see it tonight and I have to say I really didn't like the first movie. I think I'm being talked into writing about this one.

[jennysmurf]

gay

not fez gay

REALLY GAY

like full on PapaBear gay

good thing you live where you live

I hope you find a nice gal to take.

Sillybuns, I take care of children who have read the Percy Jackson books. I had to see the first movie, and it was horrible. I'm just hoping they do a better job with the new one, cause the kids are going to want to see it.

[jennysmurf]

Do you read the books? I have to go see it tonight and I have to say I really didn't like the first movie. I think I'm being talked into writing about this one.

Yep, read the books to the girls I nanny for and really liked them. The first movie was an abomination.

[Misteriosa]

Yep, read the books to the girls I nanny for and really liked them. The first movie was an abomination.

this so much. it really was horrible.

[jennysmurf]

this so much. it really was horrible.

The kids didn't even like it. We were all quite disappoint. The only good thing that came from it was that the girls could see what some of the monsters looked like, but the Minotaur didn't even have tighty-whiteys on for Heaven's sake!

[Misteriosa]

The kids didn't even like it. We were all quite disappoint. The only good thing that came from it was that the girls could see what some of the monsters looked like, but the Minotaur didn't even have tighty-whiteys on for Heaven's sake!

i was really hoping this movie would help bring classical mythology in to the modern age and out of the dusty corners of nerddom. it was fun to see kids excited about the golden fleece and the winged "shoes" of hermes, as i was when i was smaller. i loved explaining it to the ones that asked. the awfulness of this movie squashed all of that. i got a lot of, "that was wack. you made it sound so much better :dry: "

[jennysmurf]

i was really hoping this movie would help bring classical mythology in to the modern age and out of the dusty corners of nerddom. it was fun to see kids excited about the golden fleece and the winged "shoes" of hermes, as i was when i was smaller. i loved explaining it to the ones that asked. the awfulness of this movie squashed all of that. i got a lot of, "that was wack. you made it sound so much better :dry: "

Right? A bad movie can wreck so much.

[spoon]

Sillybuns, I take care of children who have read the Percy Jackson books. I had to see the first movie, and it was horrible. I'm just hoping they do a better job with the new one, cause the kids are going to want to see it.

ok, I'll allow you to keep that signature quote for now...but know that you're official on double secret probation! FUCK! There goest the secret part...:wallbash:

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[spoon]

The kids didn't even like it. We were all quite disappoint.

mother russia was let down you say?

:lol:

[spoon]

Yep, read the books to the girls I nanny for and really liked them. The first movie was an abomination.

can you nanny my kids!?

that'll get you to the east coast!!!

[jennysmurf]

mother russia was let down you say?

:lol:

http://www.avsforum.com/content/type/61/id/37807/width/350/height/700/flags/LL

[jennysmurf]

can you nanny my kids!?

that'll get you to the east coast!!!

According to the girls I have now, I'm going to be their nanny until they get married.

[Misteriosa]

mother russia was let down you say?

:lol:

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/026/d/8/Son__I_am_Disappoint_by_SonIAmDisappointPLZ.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Misti....

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k116/sparky710/PGPrincess%20Stuff/Cats/HighFiveCat.jpg

[spoon]

she's too busy watching harry potter porn with a percy jackson tag team.

[jennysmurf]

she's too busy watching harry potter porn with a percy jackson tag team.

I could get in on that.

[spoon]

and thanks for the meme update, i know them well

never let that get in the way of how I imagine JS talks!

[jennysmurf]

and thanks for the meme update, i know them well

never let that get in the way of how I imagine JS talks!

I can't do a Russian accent very well.

[spoon]

thanks for ROOONin it.

[cougarjake13]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/026/d/8/Son__I_am_Disappoint_by_SonIAmDisappointPLZ.jpg



Simon cowell on steroids ?

[keithy_19]

she's too busy watching harry potter porn with a percy jackson tag team.

:laugh:

[thepaulo]

The Butler - better than I thought it would be.
Kick Ass II - I would have liked more Jim Carrey
Paranoia - Harrison Ford looks funny bald.





so far we've had
GI Joe II
Oblivion
The Croods
Oz The Great and Powerful
Olympus Has Fallen
42
and Iron Man III

5/10 Great Gatsby
5/17 Star Trek II
5/24 Fast and Furious
Hangover III
Epic
5/31 After Earth
Now You See Me
6/7 The Internship
6/14 Man of Steel
This is the End
6/21 Monster University
World War Z
6/28 The Heat
White House Down
7/5 The Lone Ranger
Despicable Me II
7/12 Pacific Rim
Grown Ups II
7/19 Red II
R.I.P.D.
Turbo
7/26 The Wolverine
Blue Jasmine
8/2 300 II
2 Guns
Smurfs II
8/9 Elysium
Percy Jackson II
Planes
8/16 Kick Ass II
Paranoia
8/23 The Mortal Instruments
The World's End