RF.net: The Greatest Company Ever?

[Freitag]

I was just thinking about everything we do in our normal lives and I realized that if we actually did something together we could cobble a company out of all the professional experience we have.

Think about it:

We have marketing, financial, creative, legal, accounting, sales, production, administration, support, maintenance, IT, and more.

Do we have any MBAs here?

[Furtherman]

Don't forget Research.

[led37zep]

and the Hot chick thread.

[TooLowBrow]

i need to set up a gvac-ation fund

[underdog]

I can locate any type of porn you're looking for. That might come in handy.

[RhinoinMN]

If only we had a lawyer. The it would really be the GREATEST!

[TheMojoPin]

Best company ever? Maybe the best ever at failing and being jerkoffs.

[topless_mike]

i could come up with a snazzy jingle that matty could voice over....

[PhishHead]

Best company ever? Maybe the best ever at failing and being jerkoffs.


Mojo would be the best ceo, he is the coolest!

[mendyweiss]

What's Our Product ?

[Kris10]

Mojo would be the best ceo, he is the coolest!

There is already a President and CEO amongst us! :wub:

[TheMojoPin]

http://blog.nola.com/mikescott/2008/01/large_blood1.JPG

"I do my own modding and the men that post for me, post for me and they are men I know. I make it my business to be there and see to their posting. I don't lose the link to my mod tools and spend months fishing for them; I don't botch the bannings and let trolls on the board and ruin the whole place. I'm a family man- I run a family board. This is my son and my partner, Phishy W. Pinview."

[weekapaugjz]

Best company ever? Maybe the best ever at failing and being jerkoffs.

:lol:

[JustJon]

Copyright ©2000 - 2008, RFN Media, Inc.

^^^

[SinA]

i think we'll need a website for this company. unfortunately someone's squating on the URL (http://www.ronfez.net)

[Freitag]

I can locate any type of porn you're looking for. That might come in handy.

I will challenge you when I get home from work.

[JustJon]

I will challenge you when I get home from work.

You don't have to wait till you get home! Shoot him now!

[Freitag]

What's Our Product ?

We're a social network, like Myspace!

Jon can be Tom, except without the creepy head-turn smile.

Fallon, photoshop that IMMEDIATELY

[Marc with a c]

What's Our Product ?

Rape shoes.

[Freitag]

You don't have to wait till you get home! Shoot him now!

Awfully unsporting of me, I know, but what the hey, I gotta have some fun.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://blog.nola.com/mikescott/2008/01/large_blood1.JPG

"I do my own modding and the men that post for me, post for me and they are men I know. I make it my business to be there and see to their posting. I don't lose the link to my mod tools and spend months fishing for them; I don't botch the bannings and let trolls on the board and ruin the whole place. I'm a family man- I run a family board. This is my son and my partner, Phishy W. Pinview."


:clap::lol::clap::lol:

[Team_Ramrod]

http://blog.nola.com/mikescott/2008/01/large_blood1.JPG

"I do my own modding and the men that post for me, post for me and they are men I know. I make it my business to be there and see to their posting. I don't lose the link to my mod tools and spend months fishing for them; I don't botch the bannings and let trolls on the board and ruin the whole place. I'm a family man- I run a family board. This is my son and my partner, Phishy W. Pinview."

How come when I read that the whole thing was in Sleeves voice?

[BeerBandit]

I'm useless unless we decide to finally abandon these Internetz and go back to print. My ink could be on the cover of .Net: The Magazine.

[Chip196]

I'm useless unless we decide to finally abandon these Internetz and go back to print. My ink could be on the cover of .Net: The Magazine.

you're a chemist ... just because you've been working in ink, it doesn't mean you'd be restricted to that. I am sure you could be on the smoke pants development team.

[Knowledged_one]

Well we also have a mechanical and aerospace engineer wrapped up in one who has worked on major DOD projects like unmanned vehicles, just think Mikey could ban people all over the world from his home while flying the Banedator drone

[dino_electropolis]

If only we had a lawyer. The it would really be the GREATEST!

ehem ehem....did someone mention the company needing a scumba.., uh, i mean lawyer?
I would be glad to offer my services (for an inflated hourly fee, of course!)

[topless_mike]

Do we have to allow the Canadians in, or can we discriminate?

[Knowledged_one]

well if we let the Candanadians in then we can go global

[Hottub]

Don't forget to let the Irish in. They work for no pay.:wink:

[topless_mike]

maybe a couple of mexicans for housekeeping. and a korean for dry cleaning our nice company work shirts.


... just sayin.

[dino_electropolis]

maybe a couple of mexicans for housekeeping. and a korean for dry cleaning our nice company work shirts.


... just sayin.

now now....any more of that talk and we'll have to report you to Human Resources, which is headed by........?

[mikeyboy]

ehem ehem....did someone mention the company needing a scumba.., uh, i mean lawyer?
I would be glad to offer my services (for an inflated hourly fee, of course!)

We can start the firm of Snow, Boy & Electropolis.

[jauble]

Do you need some muscle? I know a few guys that would be willing to assist me.

[topless_mike]

We can start the firm of Snow, Boy & Electropolis.

or you can do Boy Electropolis Snow & Themojopin
BEST, get it...

ugh- i have nothing.








ps- i know mojo isnt a lawyer.

[dino_electropolis]

or you can do Boy Electropolis Snow & Themojopin
BEST, get it...

ugh- i have nothing.








ps- i know mojo isnt a lawyer.

oooh oooh oooh....i call corner office!

[EliSnow]

We can start the firm of Snow, Boy & Electropolis.

mikey, I like how your come up with ideas!

[EliSnow]

oooh oooh oooh....i call corner office!

The building has to be in sight before calling "corner office."

Unless we're in the only building in the world with one corner, we can all have corner offices, as long as we take up a whole floor.

[topless_mike]

mikey, I like how your come up with ideas!

who in the firm would do spelling and grammar check ?

[mendyweiss]

Who Is Going To Be The Jew Accountant ?

[EliSnow]

who in the firm would do spelling and grammar check ?

We'll dictate things to our secretaries for them to type up.

[dino_electropolis]

Well, unless we're in the only building in the world with one corner, we can all have corner offices, as long as we take up a whole floor.

Touche.....you would clearly be senior partner.

[DolaMight]

Rape shoes.

Size 11 with pedomirrors accessory please.

[DolaMight]

Those are all nice jobs but someone's gotta clean toilets. From the pictures and threads posted here I'd guess people take some mean shits here. Those toilets are lookin at major damage.

[EliSnow]

Those are all nice jobs but someone's gotta clean toilets. From the pictures and threads posted here I'd guess people take some mean shits here. Those toilets are lookin at major damage.

I suggest kaisersosay50 and greyhoodyshirt for starters.,

[mikeyboy]

Rape shoes.

I miss Andomray.

[topless_mike]

shapapoo joe? or Great Tigers Turban?

[RhinoinMN]

We can start the firm of Snow, Boy & Electropolis.

Sounds like a Greek, pedophile whorehouse.

[dino_electropolis]

Sounds like a Greek, pedophile whorehouse.

Well, that would just be a greek whorehouse, no?

[Gvac]

A company? Who wants to work?

There's only one way to do this: PYRAMID SCHEME!

I'll kick it off. Every member must send me 50 bucks by next Friday. Then we rotate.

Who's in?

[RhinoinMN]

A company? Who wants to work?

There's only one way to do this: PYRAMID SCHEME!

I'll kick it off. Every member must send me 50 bucks by next Friday. Then we rotate.

Who's in?

Just like I do every Friday?

[dino_electropolis]

i'm soooooo in....
but, as for the funds, well, you know, shits kinda tight these days....i mean, i'll definitely get that money over to you, but you just gotta give a brotha some time, just to, ya know, get my papers in order.....you know i'm good for it.
Gvac?
Gvac?

[Fallon]

We're a social network, like Myspace!

Jon can be Tom, except without the creepy head-turn smile.

Fallon, photoshop that IMMEDIATELY

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5849/jonwv4.jpg

[mikeyboy]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5849/jonwv4.jpg

:clap:

[Tenbatsuzen]

:clap:

Do I get an assist on THAT?

[Hottub]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5849/jonwv4.jpg

http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg

[Fallon]

Do I get an assist on THAT?

Sure!

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1192/matty2copywp6.jpg

[Mongy]

Today was my first time going to a XM event and I have to say it was a blast. From meeting some really cool people on the site too meeting Ron & Fez which was terrific. And also getting raped and/or molested by the Kids in the Hall was tremendous (yes, that was me folks). Thank you very much for laughing at my abuse, and thanks for treating me nicely you guys rock.

[Franklyn]

When we have a product and demographic I'll shoot a commercial staring the ladies of Dot net. :wub:

[Franklyn]

Today was my first time going to a XM event and I have to say it was a blast. From meeting some really cool people on the site too meeting Ron & Fez which was terrific. And also getting raped and/or molested by the Kids in the Hall was tremendous (yes, that was me folks). Thank you very much for laughing at my abuse, and thanks for treating me nicely you guys rock.

OMG that was terrific!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

When we have a product and demographic I'll shoot a commercial staring the ladies of Dot net. :wub:

Product: Rape Shoes

Product: Social Networking

Result:

Ron Bennington's Rape Prevention Prevention Footwear

[led37zep]

When we have a product and demographic I'll shoot a commercial staring the ladies of Dot net. :wub:

I'm your producer...as long as you stick with the chicks of dot.net.

[JustJon]

Fallon, you're a dead man. Dead man, I tells ya!

[Fallon]

Fallon, you're a dead man. Dead man, I tells ya!

Jon from Ronfez is meaner than Tom from Myspace.

:sad:

[A.J.]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/5849/jonwv4.jpg

FRONT.

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PICTURE.

[A.J.]

Well we also have a mechanical and aerospace engineer wrapped up in one who has worked on major DOD projects like unmanned vehicles, just think Mikey could ban people all over the world from his home while flying the Banedator drone

Or, my ships can put a Tomahawk down their chimney.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/USS_Cape_St._George_(CG_71)_fires_a_tomahawk_missi le_in_support_of_OIF.jpg/800px-USS_Cape_St._George_(CG_71)_fires_a_tomahawk_missi le_in_support_of_OIF.jpg

[reillyluck]

FRONT.

PAGE.

PICTURE.

:clap: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tall_James]

:clap: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seconded.

[Furtherman]

who in the firm would do spelling and grammar check ?

patsopinion