Couple fight over which gang their 4 year-old should grow up to join

[Judge Smails]

What chance does this kid have, really? Can't we just take him away from them right now? (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html)

His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.

"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim,'" Sandoval said.

[MobCounty]

IMO, mexicans are more powerful in prison, so I'd say join the Mexican Mafia. It will probably come in handy in the long run.

[Contra]

I didn't realize Denver is the new South Central LA

[King Hippos Bandaid]

way too early, He hasn't even taken Drive By Ed and got his license yet

[Ritalin]

As long as he learns that snitches get stitches, he'll be fine.

[Judge Smails]

I didn't realize Denver is the new South Central LA

How do we reeeeach dees geeeeds!?

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[Mike Teacher]

'There were 27 gangs in my neighborhood, and I was a member of every one of them; whichever one was winning...'

-RP

[Dougie Brootal]

i think this story is fucking hilarious but as im neither witty nor funny i feel i should not comment.

[FUNKMAN]

somewhere Jerry Springer is salivating ewww

Warriors are cool but don't fuck with The Wongs

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[Contra]

How do we reeeeach dees geeeeds!?

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[PapaBear]

Natalie Wood wasn't really Hispanic.

[Jujubees2]

Sure laugh all you want but this is serious. I know he's only four but if the kid doesn't get into the right gang, he can kiss his chance at Harvard goodbye.

[Kris10]

Atleast he is being raised right, he should be killed by gang violence before 2nd grade.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

This is pretty standard parenting over in the Gaza Strip...

[Recyclerz]

This is one of the main reasons that mixed Baby Mama situations never work.

[BronxJohnny]

I saw that shit the other day they need to get in touch with the local warden and secure him a cell early at a chino or folsom, i heard his great grandfather was fi-beta cracker killer he'd be a OG i guess. The way it looks Jerry Curl Juice and pimp hands are coming back so Royal Crip Blue would be the way to steer this youngster. Youth and society are fucking done, asses like these are rasing kids? Dark days are ahead unless folks start taking sterilation serious----ANIMALS FUCKING IDIOT'S they should lose their rights to this youngster.