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RhinoinMN
04-14-2008, 07:34 AM
There are 4 Mexican guys that work for me. When they go into the bathroom for ol #2 they throw their soiled TP in the grabage can.

For the life of me I cannot figure out why.

I put up a sign that read (in spanish) "Please do not throw shitty paper in garbage." They obeyed until I took the sign down. I'm convinced they are fucking with me now.

Every time I wash my hands and throw my paper towel away, I see shit smeared TP.


Does anybody know why someone would throw shitty toilet paper in a garbage can, besides trying to piss me off?

Soupy_Dreck
04-14-2008, 07:38 AM
i heard that story before. there is a greek girl that works on another floor and she said that is the custom in greece. she was born here and flushes the #2 paper but throws the #1 paper in the trashcan...

it would be gross if she wasn't so hot!

Furtherman
04-14-2008, 07:42 AM
They most likely didn't grow up with indoor plumbing or strong toilets that can handle the paper. It's strange to us, but most likely common for most the world.

angrymissy
04-14-2008, 07:44 AM
Yes, you will have to keep the sign up, a lot of countries do not flush TP due to poor plumbing.

FUNKMAN
04-14-2008, 07:58 AM
sounds like a new taco bell special

topless_mike
04-14-2008, 08:37 AM
check the tank... that is evidence of an Upper Decker.

Tall_James
04-14-2008, 08:53 AM
Yes, you will have to keep the sign up, a lot of countries do not flush TP due to poor plumbing.

I was in Mexico on vacation a few months ago, in Tulum which is about 1.5 hrs south of Cancun. They did not have the plumbing to accomodate so yes, I had to put the paper in the trash instead of flushing. It was rather gross.

I actually lost weight that vacation because I didn't want to eat any big meals that would come back to haunt me later.

Midkiff
04-14-2008, 10:02 AM
For once, a subject I can intelligently address. A couple of the above are correct. Due to low water pressure and poor sewer/plumbing systems, it is standard across the board in Mexico and most of Central America to have a garbage can next to the toilet and put the paper in there. If you go to Mexico and put the paper in the toilet, you'll have a problem. It sucked when I made that mistake when I first started going to Mexico.

Here in south Texas, it's become pretty common to have the little can there just because there are so many people here with the habit. Otherwise, there would be piles of shitty paper on the floor.

RhinoinMN
04-14-2008, 10:20 AM
It seems that the common thought is that in Mexico there are very poor sewer systems. I have thought that myself and it makes sense.

These guys have been living in the United States for at least 5 years. You would think that once you discover the luxury of flushing your shitty paper down the toilet, you would continue to do so.

When I put the sign up they were flushing the paper, so they know that it is possible.

Damn bathroom smells awful.

drusilla
04-14-2008, 10:25 AM
i heard that story before. there is a greek girl that works on another floor and she said that is the custom in greece. she was born here and flushes the #2 paper but throws the #1 paper in the trashcan...

it would be gross if she wasn't so hot!

it is! when i went to greece a few years ago every hotelroom bathroom had a small garbage can for dirty toilet paper. it was so gross. i think i would only toss out the #1 paper too & flush #2. but i know of a few greek people from around here that still do the same.

i didn't notice anything when i went to mexico this past summer, but i did go to the west coast, maybe its different there.

Contra
04-14-2008, 10:49 AM
At least they put the shit somewhere, instead of smearing it all over the seat and floor like the elderly that sometimes use the bathroom at my job.

TooLowBrow
04-14-2008, 10:52 AM
At least they put the shit somewhere, instead of smearing it all over the seat and floor like the elderly that sometimes use the bathroom at my job.

At least they put the shit somewhere, instead of smearing it all over the seat and floor like the teenagers that sometimes use the bathroom at my job.

King Hippos Bandaid
04-14-2008, 11:12 AM
Rhino I hope you get yourself out of this "Shitty" Situation

topless_mike
04-14-2008, 11:33 AM
Here in south Texas, it's become pretty common to have the little can there just because there are so many people here with the habit.

but this isnt mexico.

Welcome to America ! Speak english and flush the paper...

Midkiff
04-14-2008, 12:00 PM
Yeah, this is going to be the downfall of America.

Reynolds
04-14-2008, 12:05 PM
I live in Florida, they do it all the time at my work too. They don't even try to cover it up, or put the paper shit side down, so you have to look at it every time you walk into the bathroom.

Death Metal Moe
04-14-2008, 12:06 PM
Yea, at least they use paper.

Go to the Middle East and get back to me.

Reynolds
04-14-2008, 12:10 PM
Yea, at least they use paper.

Go to the Middle East and get back to me.

What do they use? Babies?

Epschtein
04-14-2008, 12:11 PM
still the way it is in taiwan too, probably most of china i would imagine also.

i refuse to visit my brother in taiwan because of this, i have no interest in going to a country where every house has a little shit bucket. i also will never buy a house with a septic tank, i need all shit related materials to be off of my property within 30 seconds of flushing the toilet.

PhishHead
04-14-2008, 12:17 PM
it is! when i went to greece a few years ago every hotelroom bathroom had a small garbage can for dirty toilet paper. it was so gross. i think i would only toss out the #1 paper too & flush #2. but i know of a few greek people from around here that still do the same.

i didn't notice anything when i went to mexico this past summer, but i did go to the west coast, maybe its different there.

it really depends where in greece you go. If you are in the country there are some places that still have outhouses and not indoor plumbing.

But if you go to Thessaloníki or Athens their plumbing is quite adequate to handle dirty TP. When my dad grew up in thessaloniki they only had an out house (this was back in 1946 to 1950(52) or so.) He use to tell me stories of how disgusting it was. One of the reasons it took him so long to go back and visit.

When I lived with my sister in Michigan we were not able to flush down wipes or two ply TP because of their septic system. They always had to buy single ply and if you used wipes had to roll them up in the tp then put in the little trashcan they had next to every toilet. Septic Systems suck.

Kris10
04-14-2008, 12:25 PM
I still tell my daughter not to put wet wipes down the toilet but I have no idea if they will really clog the toilet.

And I've learned a lot in this thread. I've never been anywhere, I was raised in a bubble where we were able to flush our shitty toilet paper, atleast now when I venture out of the country I will be prepared. Thank you R&F friends.

RhinoinMN
04-14-2008, 12:31 PM
I still tell my daughter not to put wet wipes down the toilet but I have no idea if they will really clog the toilet.

And I've learned a lot in this thread. I've never been anywhere, I was raised in a bubble where we were able to flush our shitty toilet paper, atleast now when I venture out of the country I will be prepared. Thank you R&F friends.

Get the flushable toddler wipes.

I use them at times and they are wonderful.

Kris10
04-14-2008, 12:33 PM
Good call, will do!

Epschtein
04-14-2008, 12:41 PM
the possibility of shit in my house is part of the reason i wont get a dog, i would really love to have one but nevermind that it might actually take a dump in the house sometime -there is no way im going to take my dog for a walk and then have it lie on the floor in front of me licking its asshole while i try to watch the sox game.

i would have to designate a room for the dog to lick himself in or i could definitely see me turning into "that crazy guy down the street that wipes his dogs ass".

SatCam
04-14-2008, 12:45 PM
Poopy TP in the garbage can

I thought everyone did this?



Guys?












Guys?

Knowledged_one
04-14-2008, 12:47 PM
Jesus after reading this all i can say is: GOD BLESS AMERICA where your shitty TP never has to be seen by anyone

and in the mid east they have the shit hand (left) and the everyday hand (the right) that is why getting your right hand cut off is so bad over there

I was in Saudi for work and am left handed, so we were selling some targets to some area out there and they had us in for a feast. First our boss had to eat a goat eyeball so as not to offend them. They use no utensils and merely grab rice with their right hand to put on their plates, being left handed i put my left hand in to grab some rice. The entire table got up because i used my left hand to grab the rice and the thought of what they consider the shit hand in the rice made them all leave

Death Metal Moe
04-14-2008, 12:51 PM
What do they use? Babies?

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/95/28/22412895.jpg

Epschtein
04-14-2008, 12:53 PM
The entire table got up because i used my left hand to grab the rice and the thought of what they consider the shit hand in the rice made them all leave

LOL awesome, i can add this to my list of travel rules, if a country has a designated "shit hand" it is right out of possible vacation spots for me.

RhinoinMN
04-14-2008, 01:41 PM
still the way it is in taiwan too, probably most of china i would imagine also.

i refuse to visit my brother in taiwan because of this, i have no interest in going to a country where every house has a little shit bucket. i also will never buy a house with a septic tank, i need all shit related materials to be off of my property within 30 seconds of flushing the toilet.

the possibility of shit in my house is part of the reason i wont get a dog, i would really love to have one but nevermind that it might actually take a dump in the house sometime -there is no way im going to take my dog for a walk and then have it lie on the floor in front of me licking its asshole while i try to watch the sox game.

i would have to designate a room for the dog to lick himself in or i could definitely see me turning into "that crazy guy down the street that wipes his dogs ass".

ESD must put the fear of god into you.

SouthSideJohnny
04-14-2008, 02:01 PM
Jesus after reading this all i can say is: GOD BLESS AMERICA where your shitty TP never has to be seen by anyone

Beat me to the GOD BLESS AMERICA line

They use no utensils and merely grab rice with their right hand to put on their plates, being left handed i put my left hand in to grab some rice. The entire table got up because i used my left hand to grab the rice and the thought of what they consider the shit hand in the rice made them all leave

Weren't they right? Be honest.

mugby43
04-14-2008, 06:31 PM
it is only 250 gallons. once I stood inside it to fix it. i pumped it out with a little electric pump. when you dig it up you can see the turds and tampons and whatever your kids flushed down it. its fun and scientific!

nukinfuts
04-14-2008, 06:47 PM
I put up a sign that read (in spanish) "Please do not throw shitty paper in garbage." They obeyed until I took the sign down. I'm convinced they are fucking with me now.



I would collect the trash bags they throw it in, using of course a haz mat suit because you know once you get poo on you it never comes off, then I would put those bags in their car or make them take them with them at the end of the day. That is gross and makes me think that we can look the other way on the not speaking English thing but flush your poo paper. :flush:

FUNKMAN
04-14-2008, 06:54 PM
i hate when you wipe a big goo and it falls out of your hand and the goo part hits the toilet seat

nukinfuts
04-14-2008, 07:28 PM
i hate when you wipe a big goo and it falls out of your hand and the goo part hits the toilet seat

I hate it when people leave the goo on the toilet seat.

Gvac
04-14-2008, 07:33 PM
People still wipe?

Fallon
04-14-2008, 07:37 PM
People still wipe?

They don't know how to use the three shells.

Tall_James
04-14-2008, 07:38 PM
They don't know how to use the three shells.

Bringing the Demolition Man reference, nice. :clap:

CruelCircus
04-15-2008, 12:24 AM
What do they use? Babies?

Rabbits.

FANDICK
04-15-2008, 05:01 AM
Next time...empty the can onto their work station.

A.J.
04-15-2008, 05:07 AM
I was in Saudi for work and am left handed, so we were selling some targets to some area out there and they had us in for a feast. First our boss had to eat a goat eyeball so as not to offend them. They use no utensils and merely grab rice with their right hand to put on their plates, being left handed i put my left hand in to grab some rice. The entire table got up because i used my left hand to grab the rice and the thought of what they consider the shit hand in the rice made them all leave

I always laughed because they thought the left hand was offensive. I'd shake the Saudis hands with my right hand: THE HAND I WIPE MY ASS WITH!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thank God I didn't have to eat any of that Bedouin shit when I was there.

EDIT - I could really go for a Yerdaddy Yemeni squathole story -- about the ass-blasting hoses.

bossdjbware
04-15-2008, 05:38 AM
I used to work in a restaurant that employed many a mexican, go figure. Every time I stepped into the bathroom there would be shitty paper just thrown on the stall floor. Someone finally put a small bin next to the toilet.

They also liked to draw vag and cock pictures all over the walls while they were taking care of business.

Kris10
04-15-2008, 07:56 AM
Jesus after reading this all i can say is: GOD BLESS AMERICA where your shitty TP never has to be seen by anyone

and in the mid east they have the shit hand (left) and the everyday hand (the right) that is why getting your right hand cut off is so bad over there

I was in Saudi for work and am left handed, so we were selling some targets to some area out there and they had us in for a feast. First our boss had to eat a goat eyeball so as not to offend them. They use no utensils and merely grab rice with their right hand to put on their plates, being left handed i put my left hand in to grab some rice. The entire table got up because i used my left hand to grab the rice and the thought of what they consider the shit hand in the rice made them all leave

They do this in Iraq too. My ex was telling me about it before they went over a few years back for the war.

TheMojoPin
04-15-2008, 07:57 AM
EDIT - I could really go for a Yerdaddy Yemeni squathole story -- about the ass-blasting hoses.

And he didn't escape them by going to SE Asia...squatty potties all over that place.