Craziest Traffic Ever

[johnniehardrock]

So I got stuck in the craziest traffic after the Rangers game tonight. My brother was driving and we got thru the tunnel to NJ fast onto rt 3 no problem. As we got on 120 we saw lots of flashing lights and cop cars. We were dead stopped for about 5 minutes looking around and could see no accident or anything. A few other cars with random flashing lights came up from a side road then we saw it, the cause of all the traffic......
Following the cars were 20 people walking with 4 elephants from the circus and 15 horses. We had to follow the elephants for about a mile and they turned off the road. There were about 30 people on the side of the road wating to see them so I guess they do this every night while the circus is at the meadowlands. All in all it took about 20 minutes but I got a good story out of it.

[drusilla]

ahahah, usually they announce when it will be on the news so you can avoid it. they brought them into the city a few weeks ago for when the circus was at the garden. but hey, you did get a wacky story out of it.

[Devo37]

elephants are the worst drivers!

[mikeyboy]

elephants are the worst drivers!

racist

[Recyclerz]

Spy Report, Spy Report!!

Hard Rock Johnny almost runs away and joins the circus!


Hopefully, they didn't turn your drive into an obstacle course with those "apples - or in this case, watermelons - of the earth."

[FUNKMAN]

when i'm in that situation i like to pack a thermos

[Devo37]

racist

i'm no racist! it's a well known fact that elephants are even worse drivers than china-men, brown people, women, and even giraffes.

[Contra]

Driving through Elephant dung is hell on the paint job! No cellphone pics johnnie? Weak

[johnniehardrock]

It was too dark for pictures. I would have killed to have one of the pics I took come out.

I was looking for elephant shit but there was none to be found.