Doorknob, Buffalo, and the High Fivin' Fagooooosh

[Lucaine]

Somebody farted at work today and it reminded me of a game my friends used to play called "Doorknob". Whenever somebody farted a person could say "Doorknob" and everyone could punch the farter until he (even more fun if it was a she) touched a doorknob.

Thinking of Doorknob reminded me of another game we used to play called "Buffalo". While drinking, if anyone yelled "Buffalo" everyone would have to drink with their left hand. If you got caught drinking with the right hand, you'd have to finish the drink.

All of that got me thinking about the newest game we are playing called "the high fivin' faggot". One person offers a high five to another. If the person responds by trying to return the high five, the offerer pulls back, says "you high fivin' faggot" and gets to punch the returner in the arm. If the returner does not offer to give the high five back he says, "you high fivin' faggot" and gets to hit the offerer in the arm. If a third party catches two high fivers he gets to hit them both in the arm after obviously saying, "you high fivin' faggots". (This game spawned from an O&A interview of that guy from Superbad)

What stupid shit do you and your friends do and how do we get a national game going?

[Furtherman]

Doorknob, Buffalo, and the High Fivin' Faggot

Love the thread title. It'd be good for an independent movie.



For one brief, strange time, we actually had a game when we'd crack each other in the jaw. Not hard enough to knock you down, and not to start a fight. Just enough to get you dizzy and see a little stars. That was a stupid game.

[GvacMobile]

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[underdog]

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I really hope its replaced with douggrasso

[Friday]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

[RAAMONE]

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just call it "Doorknob, Buffalo, and the High Fivin' Dougrasso"

edit:damn beat me to it

[Knowledged_one]

Love the thread title. It'd be good for an independent movie.



For one brief, strange time, we actually had a game when we'd crack each other in the jaw. Not hard enough to knock you down, and not to start a fight. Just enough to get you dizzy and see a little stars. That was a stupid game.

I remember that game we called it gaffle - and you would see people walking down the halls at school with their hands covering their jaw. Its not a fun game when people play it after a few hours of drinking

[TheMojoPin]

This thread title will be edited. Apparently it's offensive.

Yup, I just changed it. Becase it's NSFW, not because it's "offensive."

Once again...our thread titles show up in search engines. Words like that can unfortunately get people fired for their web usage at work, and we'd prefer to not have that happen to anymore people using this site since it has happened in the past. CRAZINESS AND EVIL, I KNOW.

[Lucaine]

Yup, I just changed it. Becase it's NSFW, not because it's "offensive."

Once again...our thread titles show up in search engines. Words like that can unfortunately get people fired for their web usage at work, and we'd prefer to not have that happen to anymore people using this site since it has happened in the past. CRAZINESS AND EVIL, I KNOW.

Sorry for the title- didn't know about the search engine thing. Hope nobody's ass is too chapped or chewed on.

[Friday]

Yup, I just changed it. Becase it's NSFW, not because it's "offensive."

Once again...our thread titles show up in search engines. Words like that can unfortunately get people fired for their web usage at work, and we'd prefer to not have that happen to anymore people using this site since it has happened in the past. CRAZINESS AND EVIL, I KNOW.

perhaps people should not be on the message board whilst at their places of business.
hmmmmm?

then the faggotry of this board could be heralded in a more proper manner!

btw... wtf is a 'fagooosh'???

[TheMojoPin]

Sorry for the title- didn't know about the search engine thing. Hope nobody's ass is too chapped or chewed on.

Nah, no worries. Ideally, this is the kinda stuff the mods are here for...makin' Gvac plotz. It's no big deal.

[Furtherman]

Well then doe.. er... doorknob should be changed too... it's racist!

[TheMojoPin]

perhaps people should not be on the message board whilst at their places of business.
hmmmmm?

then the faggotry of this board could be heralded in a more proper manner!

btw... wtf is a 'fagooosh'???

My friends and I made it up years ago to be able to call each other the eff-bomb in public.

Then we'd go home and pound asses until we were crying.

Ahhhh, the halcyon stupidity of youth.

[RhinoinMN]

perhaps people should not be on the message board whilst at their places of business.
hmmmmm?

then the faggotry of this board could be heralded in a more proper manner!

btw... wtf is a 'fagooosh'???

It's a gay appetizer that consists of special ingredients on flatbread.

[underdog]

I really hope its replaced with douggrasso

Yup, I just changed it. Becase it's NSFW, not because it's "offensive."

Once again...our thread titles show up in search engines. Words like that can unfortunately get people fired for their web usage at work, and we'd prefer to not have that happen to anymore people using this site since it has happened in the past. CRAZINESS AND EVIL, I KNOW.

I still think it should have included douggrasso's name.

[GvacMobile]

I Still Need The List!!!!

[Mike Teacher]

Zoom schwartz profigliano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoom_schwartz_profigliano)

[Friday]

I Still Need The List!!!!

DefinitionsForYourCause (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot)

[TheMojoPin]

I Still Need The List!!!!

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[A.J.]

I Still Need The List!!!!

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[weekapaugjz]

we used to play a stupid game in high school in this same sort of theme. a person takes their index finger and thumb to make a closed circle. if you put this below your waist and someone looked at it, he got to punch you twice in the arm. if you could break the circle with your own finger without looking at it, you got to punch the other person four times. i used to play this in algebra all the time. probably one of the reasons i am so bad with math to this day.

[FUNKMAN]

between my house and the corner store where everyone in the neighborhood hung out there was a cement square in the sidewalk, middle of the block, that had a little bronze plate with some writing on it embedded in the cement. We called it " The Moonie Box ".

If you stepped inside the box, while in the box your friends were allowed to kick you in the ass...