The Bragging about Stupid Shit thread!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Come on here and post about stupid stuff that only affects your self or a few other people


I am gonna Brag that I just won the Ron Fez Fantasy Hockey Finals over Team Ramrod


to Fallon, Kevin and Cougar Jake

nah nah nah nah nah I win I win I win

[MobCounty]

Sofar I have been undefeated on my home dartboard. Course' I was only playing drunk neighbors and women...

[marcpsych]

I can wiggle my ears.

[BlackKen]

I picked Memphis to win it all in my pool. So I won that with everyone diggin on UNC

[angrymissy]

I got a 5 out of 5 on my annual review this year. Only 3-4% of the company gets 5 out of 5.

Also, I SKIPPED THE SECOND GRADE

[SatCam]

My oldest kid just got into Yale on scholarships and my other three kids and doing amazing work for the Boy and Girl Scouts. The fam attends our local non-denominational Church on Sundays (haven't missed a mass in three years! (knock on wood)) and my kids stay after to help with a Bible Study program for the youngins of the Church. The wife just got a promotion and a commendation from Mr. CEO himself of her fortune 500 employer for discovering a flaw in the accounting of the company. Me being Mr. Mom, just took up the hobby of model trains. Finished building my first o-gauge and it runs like a charm! Almost time to start our garden too...

Thats all for now!!!

[FUNKMAN]

My freshman English teacher was so impressed with one of the Short Stories the students in his class had written. He began to read it aloud and it was mine. :glurps: 'sniffle'

[Marc with a c]

i have an eleven inch penis

[walking joint]

i made it from Parsipanny NJ to Franklin Square LI in about 66 minutes today. left NJ at about 4pm. i wish i made it home that fast everyday.

[Bossanova]

I have gone an entire day without drinking

[cupcakelove]

Yesterday, me and my girlfriend were able to switch to a flight that was not only earlier, but also non stop! :clap:

[PhishHead]

I was born

[Marc with a c]

i invented hippo bashing

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I beat Randy in One on One basketball over 90% of the time last summer


made him resort to fat jokes, thats how much Im better than that bitch

[Bossanova]

I was born

HAHAHAHA, wow you are bragadocious

[Bossanova]

I know a Jew Couple

[Marc with a c]

I beat Randy in One on One basketball over 90% of the time last summer


made him resort to fat jokes, thats how much Im better than that bitch

i don't think beating a 5'6" jew in basketball most of the time is something to brag about.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i don't think beating a 5'6" jew in basketball most of the time is something to brag about.

true, this is here to fucking annoy him

he will flip once he sees this, he hates when i tell others that i beat him all the time

[Gvac]

Everyone loves me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i invented hippo bashing


funny Hippo bashing


lleeder was first, but I did say funny , not brainless hippo bashing

[Marc with a c]

i hate gvac

[SatCam]

I am responsible for right-aligned sigs

[Marc with a c]

i've met kathleen from the bronx

[Gvac]

i hate gvac

You obviously didn't read post #19.

And you're a terrible liar.

[grlNIN]

You are even terrible at copying threads.

[Bossanova]

Gvac has seen both of my houses

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i went a whole day w/o posting


thanks to gvac

[PhishHead]

Gvac has seen both of my houses

I saw one.

[SatCam]

My really hot girlfriend just said I could give her anal

[cupcakelove]

This is the second time I've posted in this thread.

[FUNKMAN]

i had crabs once... but just once

[cupcakelove]

I had falafel for dinner.

[Rorschach]

my favorite word caused a ruckus

faggots

[Marc with a c]

i gave funk crabs

[mikeyboy]

I punched both Hippos simultaneously.

[Marc with a c]

mikey just got me wet

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I once umpired a WFAN softball team game and got into a Balls -Strikes arguement with Steve Sommers

[PhishHead]

i punched both hippos, but randy punched me back. What a jackass.

[cupcakelove]

One time I punched hippo because mikeyboy told me to, then hippo pushed me into Ron.

[Marc with a c]

i punched hippo in the stomach once and i lost my watch.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mikeyboy is quite hippo Punchy when drunk

He had Dave punching Randy at the shower

I can handle his lawyer punch, i gotz the kushion

[Bossanova]

http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68593

[PhishHead]

i punched hippo in the stomach once and i lost my watch.

marc never fails to make me laugh out loud.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i punched hippo in the stomach once and i lost my watch.

cheap Casio calculator watch, I thought u had style

[mikeyboy]

I punched both Hippos simultaneously.

i punched both hippos, but randy punched me back. What a jackass.

One time I punched hippo because mikeyboy told me to, then hippo pushed me into Ron.

I don't know many party games, but the ones I do know are loads of fun.

[Marc with a c]

cheap Casio calculator watch, I thought u had style

you kept it

[Gvac]

I've hugged mikeyboy several times.

Deeply.


And passionately.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you kept it


ofcourse i did, it compliments my Jagr Jersey

[DarkHippie]

I have had sex with the holy trinity of skank--a stripper, a porn star, and an escort. I also have a larger than average penis.

[sailor]

i've never used the phrase "softball team game"

[Marc with a c]

i've never been 37 years old

[topless_mike]

i have a short but girthy cock.

[BlackKen]

i've never been 37 years old

Thats not what your hairline says

[Friday]

i have a short but girthy cock.

this thread is for bragging, Mike! :bye:

[Marc with a c]

Thats not what your hairline says

don't be jealous cause i got "the good hair"

[Marc with a c]

i got the good hair

[BlackKen]

don't be jealous cause i got "the good hair"

LOL, aight man, you got me

[mikeyboy]

I still have my original hair, teeth and wife.

[Gvac]

I still have my original hair, teeth and wife.

I'm going to take two out of three of those things from mikey the next time I see him.

[Marc with a c]

you have your original teeth?

where?

[mikeyboy]

you have your original teeth?

where?

Sheddup

[Friday]

you have your original teeth?

where?

my original teeth are in a safetey storage box that my mom kept them all in, along with a note to the tooth fairy that i wrote, my matchbox cars, some precious coins and small keepsakes.

i win!


edit: oh yeah.... and i believe using this definition of Original makes Mikeyboy a liar. :bye:

[Marc with a c]

edit: oh yeah.... and i believe using this definition of Original makes Mikeyboy a liar. :bye:

that was my point

[Brother Man TShirt]

I wake up next to her every morning!

http://www.conwayco.com/r&f/exhibit-1.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you people are mean

that is all

[Friday]

you people are mean

that is all

that doesn't count as bragging, stupid.

[Marc with a c]

give me back my watch

[King Hippos Bandaid]

give me back my watch


what I find in my over sized belly button is finders keepers


back to bragging

I had a 100mph tennis serve at one time

[PapaBear]

I've never had a cavity. In my teeth, that is.

[Jughead]

I just finished second to Phishy.....Im gonna cry!!!!..is that bragging:huh:

[IMSlacker]

My alma mater just finished second in the NCAA basketball tournament. We're # 2!

[FUNKMAN]

i gave funk crabs

and then we went to red lobster

[Jughead]

I've never had a cavity. In my teeth, that is.

Tooth Dummy....Its the new Jug Im trying to be aggressive??:tongue:...Im working on it I said!!!......wimper* is it tooth???

[MobCounty]

what I find in my over sized belly button is finders keepers


back to bragging

I had a 100mph tennis serve at one time

For a sec I thought that read '100 servings' at one time.

[jonyrotn]

My oldest kid just got into Yale on scholarships and my other three kids and doing amazing work for the Boy and Girl Scouts. The fam attends our local non-denominational Church on Sundays (haven't missed a mass in three years! (knock on wood)) and my kids stay after to help with a Bible Study program for the youngins of the Church. The wife just got a promotion and a commendation from Mr. CEO himself of her fortune 500 employer for discovering a flaw in the accounting of the company. Me being Mr. Mom, just took up the hobby of model trains. Finished building my first o-gauge and it runs like a charm! Almost time to start our garden too...
Thats all for now!!!
All of a sudden I feel like killing myself
i have an eleven inch penis
This is never gonna work as a pick up line, unless.....
i invented hippo bashing
You also tell her (him) this...No wonder you never go home alone..


I don't have all that much to brag about but most of the shit I'm reading here isn't really all that much to write home about.. I played professional Baseball for two full seasons for the Cleveland Indians Organization and 3 years of winter ball..
I was also the youngest police officer in the NYPD for 18 month....

[envirogator]

All of a sudden I feel like killing myself

This is never gonna work as a pick up line, unless.....

You also tell her (him) this...No wonder you never go home alone..


I don't have all that much to brag about but most of the shit I'm reading here isn't really all that much to write home about.. I played professional Baseball for two full seasons for the Cleveland Indians Organization and 3 years of winter ball..
I was also the youngest police officer in the NYPD for 18 month....


my almamater just won the national championship and I wear size 14 shoes

[jonyrotn]

I don't have all that much to brag about but most of the shit I'm reading here isn't really all that much to write home about.. I played professional Baseball for two full seasons for the Cleveland Indians Organization and 3 years of winter ball..
I was also the youngest police officer in the NYPD for 18 month....

I'm sorry..I somehow forgot to add my proudest moment in recent memory..Lawrence Taylor of the New York Football Giants, got me drunk..That's right L mother fuckin T, the greatest pass rushing line backer to ever patrol the line of scrimmage, not just got me drunk but got me absoluely PIE EYED...

I met him at a tittie bar in Miami when the Jets played there this past winter..One of the strippers introduced us at about 6pm, then for the rest of the night it was
like we were old college roommates or something..He drove me,my two buddies and four (tittie bar) employees to 2 more bars and as he said a "Disco-tech" which was really just a night club,in his huge custom van...

The best part was....He drove us to our hotel at around 5am and pissed in my bathroom...You heard me right..LT took a leak in my bathroom..He did not however, Pee In My Butt..Sorry Marc..

He was pretty fucked up so he took a room in the hotel we were staying at (The Clevelander..not a place for families)..We didn't see him the next day but he had the Concierge arrange to have our bar tab taken care of for the next 2 days..
What a splendid individual...A real old school gentalman..I'm sure he was doing coke the whole night but he behaved with alass the entire night...

Thanks for creating a thread that allowed me to share this..It was a real "FIVE STAR NIGHT"...The type of night a man only has once every ten or so years..Anybody want to come to South Beach with me in 2017 ??

[Yerdaddy]

I did 100 burpees in 9 minutes flat the same day I won my third weekly poker tournament in four weeks. Worship me.

[PhishHead]

I won the RF.net March Madness pick'em

[Gvac]

I came in 3rd place in a yo-yo competition sponsored by Duncan when I was 9 years old.

I got a t-shirt and a yo-yo.

http://www.yo-yo.com/images/news/3295PY-R1.JPG

[PhishHead]

I came in 3rd place in a yo-yo competition sponsored by Duncan when I was 9 years old.

I got a t-shirt and a yo-yo.

http://www.yo-yo.com/images/news/3295PY-R1.JPG

Can you teach me yo-yo tricks?

[Gvac]

Can you teach me yo-yo tricks?

Well, it's been about 30 years...I wonder if my mom still has my collection packed away somewhere.

Maybe I'll pick one up today and see if I can still walk the dog, rock the cradle, and do the sleeper.

Do kids still play with yo-yos? Probably only if there's a Wii version.

[IMSlacker]

I came in 3rd place in a yo-yo competition sponsored by Duncan when I was 9 years old.

I won my elementary school's Rubik's Cube solving contest when I was 10.

The prize was a Pyraminx.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/Pyraminx_solved.jpg

[GvacMobile]

I won my elementary school's Rubik's Cube solving contest when I was 10.

Well la-di-da.

Egghead.

[Lady Resin]

Don Imus called me to tell me I won $1000.00 dollars from WNNNNNNNNNNNNNBC.

[RAAMONE]

i read 17 books last winter

[EliSnow]

i have an eleven inch penis

Having a 11 inch black dildo does not mean you have an 11 inch penis.

[Chocolate Milk]

I am so fucking tasty.

[Bill Berry]

I survived a brain aneurysm.

[B e r t]

I survived a brain aneurysm.

Big deal.

[IamFogHat]

I'm really good at cunnilingus.

[Cleophus James]

I'm really good at cunnilingus.
http://9.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/d/e/collegehumor.20c9d92d1c6176b8be5b0a4ea1c366fe.jpg

[PopPop]

QUOTE=King Hippos Bandaid;]Come on here and post about stupid stuff that only affects your self or a few other people


My oldest son and his wife both are graduating medical school in June and starting residencies in Minnesota. (Where I hear they like O and A)

[Jughead]

I won the RF.net March Madness pick'em

Bragger...:tongue:..Oh wait what thread is this???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm not a hayseed

[ANC]

I passed my MCSE Exam with a 962 out of 1000.. yick

[milliehatchett]

Brian Piccolo (Brian's Song) is/was my uncle. My mother's sister is married to Joe Piccolo - Brian's brother.

I never met Uncle Brian...that's why this is a stupid thing to brag about....

[Bossanova]

I just had read the New York Times while having coffee and eating a big peice of Chocolate Confusion

[Jujubees2]

I won my little league batting title when I was 12.

[drjoek]

I came to post here about my daughter the All American. Then I read the thread and realized Im not witty and ascerbic enough to post yet.
You fucker better watch out once I work on my act on some the lesser threads circut for a while
I'll be back Just you wait and see!

Maybe I'll try out some of my new material in the I just farted on my daughters head thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68614)

[tonypop]

My 6 year old daughter won first place in a drawing competition for her age group in the Cotton Festival. She drew a pink poodle and a pink Cadillac. I have never done anything even slightly remarkable in my life so I have to rely on my kids to brag about anything.

[Bossanova]

I've read a Hippo thread for 5 pages and haven't taken a jab at him

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I protected the door while Six Girls beat up a defenseless teenager

too soon

[Friday]

i resisted the urge to get highlights today, even though i really want to look perty for next week's bergen bar night.

went with just a basic haircut $51

<~~ learning to be painfully frugal

[Mike Teacher]

i resisted the urge to get highlights today, even though i really want to look perty for next week's bergen bar night.

went with just a basic haircut $51

<~~ learning to be painfully frugal

Its not you Friday, its the cost of things today when I say:

Its weird seeing the words $51 haircut with painfully frugal.

I tip $20 on a hair cut no matter what the cost and still have never paid $51.

Wow, being a lady is expensive.

=

And as to Highlights, I didnt know the magazine was so expensive now

:crickets:

you know sometimes we should hit ANY other icon then 'Submit Reply'

oops.

[milliehatchett]

Brian Piccolo (Brian's Song) is/was my uncle. My mother's sister is married to Joe Piccolo - Brian's brother.

I never met Uncle Brian...that's why this is a stupid thing to brag about....

OH And something else....like my Uncle Brian...I have made many men CRY. Now THAT'S something to brag about!:tongue:

[drusilla]

ninny's thread is better

[jonyrotn]

Its not you Friday, its the cost of things today when I say:
Its weird seeing the words $51 haircut with painfully frugal.
I tip $20 on a hair cut no matter what the cost and still have never paid $51.
Wow, being a lady is expensive. =
And as to Highlights, I didnt know the magazine was so expensive now
crickets:
you know sometimes we should hit ANY other icon then 'Submit Reply'
oops.
You're a fucking nut..Are you on the pipe?

I hope your hair is Vinny Barbarino or better...

How can I continue to love a man who pisses away his money away like this?

OH And something else....like my Uncle Brian...I have made many men CRY. Now THAT'S something to brag about!:tongue:
I was not crying..I told you a hundred times...The mace you sprayed in my eyes bothered them...Those were tears of irritation..

[K9BJs]

im gonna brag ... i just got the test results and ladies and gentleman ....its not gonorrhea its AIDs........wooooohoooo!! somebody tell Guy Guyerson to stop worrying..

[mikeyboy]

I've held back on my urges to ban Hippo and Kevin for weeks now.

[Leticia]

I'm getting married in a week and a half!

we're registered at amazon.com and macys.com haha. shameless plug

[led37zep]

I just posted after Leticia!


What? I'm not much for bragging.

[GvacMobile]

My penis is prettier than most girls' faces.

[milliehatchett]

Corrrrrected it for ya.....

I was not crying..I told you a hundred times...The strap on you used was too big - AGAIN...Those were tears of irritation..[/QUOTE]

[BoondockSaint]

I'm grilling a porterhouse for dinner tonight.

[Gvac]

I'm grilling a porterhouse for dinner tonight.

What time should I get there?

[BoondockSaint]

What time should I get there?


ASAP, big boy.

[Gvac]

ASAP, big boy.

Chianti or Pinot Noir?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm grilling a porterhouse for dinner tonight.

I just ate all you can eat Sushi and Im Jealous

how did you cook it ( medium medium rare or rare)

[Mike Teacher]

how did you cook it ( medium medium rare or rare)

Wasnt this a Dice bit ?

[Marc with a c]

mike the teacher touched me.

[Furtherman]

I've got beachfront property in Arizona.

[topless_mike]

i'm officially down 25 lbs !

[Gvac]

i'm officially down 25 lbs !

Congrats!


I have phenomenal hearing.

[Bossanova]

I just ran 6 miles, then threw up my coffee

[Tall_James]

No matter how much a fat fuck I think I am, I'm still lighter than these two.

http://i25.tinypic.com/10prdrt.jpg

[Bossanova]

The moms arm actually makes that girl look smaller than she is

[Gvac]

I just ran 6 miles, then threw up my coffee

What a waste of coffee.

I hope you learned a valuable lesson: stay on the couch where you belong, hippie!

[Bossanova]

What a waste of coffee.

I hope you learned a valuable lesson: stay on the couch where you belong, hippie!

HAHA

Whatever, would a hippie listen to Dylan while running?

[Gvac]

Of course.

[Bossanova]

Of course.

Oh, but when I got home I didn't shower and put sandles on. Then I smoked.

See not a hippie

[Tall_James]

Whatever, would a hippie listen to Dylan while
running?

Yeah if it was anything before Highway 61 Revisited.

[Bossanova]

Yeah if it was anything before Highway 61 Revisited.

HAHA, oh it was

Freewheelin'

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I won 2nd place in a beauty contest

http://monopoly.cdbpdx.com/GB_WT/tn-600_Mon_GB_WT_CC_BeautyContest.JPG

[Friday]

No matter how much a fat fuck I think I am, I'm still lighter than these two.

http://i25.tinypic.com/10prdrt.jpg

me too!

and i have Awesome bewbies.

[Lucaine]

I won 2nd place in a beauty contest

http://monopoly.cdbpdx.com/GB_WT/tn-600_Mon_GB_WT_CC_BeautyContest.JPG

Outstanding prize money. $19.71 USD

[MadMatt]

I won 2nd place in a beauty contest

http://monopoly.cdbpdx.com/GB_WT/tn-600_Mon_GB_WT_CC_BeautyContest.JPG

Damn it man! 10 pounds? Why would you leave yourself open for this one?

I like you a lot, but you are giving the bastards of this board too much ammunition...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Damn it man! 10 pounds? Why would you leave yourself open for this one?

I like you a lot, but you are giving the bastards of this board too much ammunition...

only image in google

10 pounds = $670000000000 US

[DiabloSammich]

I just finished building my kid a two story swingset with a slide, rope ladder, the works, from scratch, with no plan, just a pile of lumber, a pile of assorted fasteners, and some American ingenuity.

All the while I smoked a beautiful rack of ribs from 10 to 6, had some great beer, and the weather was perfect.

What a great fucking day. I love you guys.

[Bossanova]

I just finished building my kid a two story swingset with a slide, rope ladder, the works, from scratch, with no plan, just a pile of lumber, a pile of assorted fasteners, and some American ingenuity.

All the while I smoked a beautiful rack of ribs from 10 to 6, had some great beer, and the weather was perfect.

What a great fucking day. I love you guys.

But all of that happened in Delaware, so a GIANT faildozer:clap:

[DiabloSammich]

But all of that happened in Delaware, so a GIANT faildozer:clap:



You keep forgetting, I actually live in Maryland, so fuck you two times.


Interstate FACE!!

[Bossanova]

You keep forgetting, I actually live in Maryland, so fuck you two times.


Interstate FACE!!

HAHAHAHAH! Thats right. I am asorry, you had an amazing day

[Marc with a c]

You keep forgetting, I actually live in Maryland, so fuck you two times.


Interstate FACE!!

i think he must've forgotten he lives in jersey and has no right to knock anyone's state.

[Bossanova]

i think he must've forgotten he lives in jersey and has no right to knock anyone's state.

You motha fucker

[Gvac]

i think he must've forgotten he lives in jersey and has no right to knock anyone's state.

So says the Westchester boy who tries to pass himself off as a Brooklynite.

[DiabloSammich]

I can't wait till I get to your place, quietly excuse myself, and then take a shit in your Kashi.


It's gonna be great.


You'll see!

[Marc with a c]

So says the Westchester boy who tries to pass himself off as a Brooklynite.

eh yo. i'll braka yo neck

[BoondockSaint]

eh yo. i'll braka yo neck

I suggest hitting him with a wedge.

[drjoek]

I suggest hitting him with a wedge.

Hit him with a bag of chisels

[xcanadian]

I cycled 101 miles this weekend.
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I won a plush Stewie Doll at Point Pleasant playing the frog game


Booo Yahh Bitches

[eeroomnhoj]

I smoked a ham and I didn't burn the crap out of it.

Then I picked up all the dog crap off of the back lawn.

Boo Ya

[midwestjeff]

I just cashed in the change I have been saving for the last two years and it came up to 191 dollars. On top of that I took out 100 dollars in quarters because my new place doesn't have washer/dryer hook ups but does have on-site laundry. So, I saved almost 300 dollars just in change in two years. :smoke:

[Dingbat_Charlie]

I played my best game of Punchout ever this weekend. I beat the Sandman twice before finally losing to the 3rd Piston Hurricane.

In 20+ yrs of Punchout I had never defeated the 2nd Bald Bull. I was in the zone!

[Team_Ramrod]

I've gone 46 hours without touching myself in an inapproriate manner.

[DiabloSammich]

I've gone 46 hours without touching myself in an inapproriate manner.



Bullshit.

[Kevin]

Bullshit.

x2

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I've gone 46 minutes without touching myself in an inapproriate manner.


more believable

[Gvac]

I consumed seven different types of meat products at a BBQ yesterday.

[sr71blackbird]

If its sweet, I can eat over a pound of Mango

[JPMNICK]

i caught three trout this weekend

[AngelAmy]

I am an admin on a Grey's Anatomy messageboard....oh yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeah.

[watson]

I siphoned 25 gallons of gasoline out of my neighbors RV

shame on him for not investing in locking gas caps

[Ritalin]

I don't have a tattoo or a blog.

Reverse snobbery, bitches!

Face!

[Reynolds]

I got a 5 out of 5 on my annual review this year. Only 3-4% of the company gets 5 out of 5.

Also, I SKIPPED THE SECOND GRADE

They offered me to skip second grade, but I turned it down because there was this cute girl in my class.

[Mullenax]

I got Slash to give me a double thumbs up at the Indy 500 parade while sneaky-drinking out a red party cup.<p>
<img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/6/10/21672_2.jpg" height=150 width=120><p>
Jealous much??

[ahhdurr]

I met the frizzy haired "just round the corner" and "my kid's room" furniture guy that used to do low budget commericials in between reruns of flipper and the monkees on wor channel 9. I used to see the commercials every time I stayed home from school... then one day 15 years later I'm walking down the sidewalk of the Midstate mall in E. Brunswick and he's walking toward me. I said, "Hey, you're that guy!" and he goes, "yep!" and kept striding toward his since-defunct furniture store in go-getter fashion.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I met the frizzy haired "just round the corner" and "my kid's room" furniture guy that used to do low budget commericials in between reruns of flipper and the monkees on wor channel 9. I used to see the commercials every time I stayed home from school... then one day 15 years later I'm walking down the sidewalk of the Midstate mall in E. Brunswick and he's walking toward me. I said, "Hey, you're that guy!" and he goes, "yep!" and kept striding toward his since-defunct furniture store in go-getter fashion.


:lol: I was in the mid state mall today eating at Franks


walked to Sports Authority and thought I saw someone who looked like that guy

very funny u bring this up

[eeroomnhoj]

I met the frizzy haired "just round the corner" and "my kid's room" furniture guy that used to do low budget commericials in between reruns of flipper and the monkees on wor channel 9. I used to see the commercials every time I stayed home from school... then one day 15 years later I'm walking down the sidewalk of the Midstate mall in E. Brunswick and he's walking toward me. I said, "Hey, you're that guy!" and he goes, "yep!" and kept striding toward his since-defunct furniture store in go-getter fashion.

Speakinh of WOR-9, my sister's postcard was picked on Bowling for Dollars in 1975 and won 9 dollars (and if this doesn't qualify as stupid shit I don't know what does).

[milliehatchett]

My best friend won a contest put on by comcast...he won $5,000 and took me to NYC for a loooong weekend...i stayed drunk on jager and vodka the whole time.

[PapaBear]

When I raced bikes as a teen, my local paper called me a "speed demon".

[Gvac]

The hockey team that I root for just won the Stanley Cup!

[sailor]

The hockey team that I root for just won the Stanley Cup!

cincy has a team?

[Judge Smails]

I finally finished my motherfucking "to-do" list today! When my wife and I moved into our new house I made a list of things that needed to be done: remodel the bathrooms and kitchen, new roof, new siding, new sidewalks, lawn sprinklers, heater for the pool, landscaping - and that's just the big stuff. Today I planted my last shrub and it's all done. How long did it take do you ask? Well, this September we'll be in the house exactly 10 years. I would have never thought that it would have taken this long but it's still a great feeling of satisfaction.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[cougarjake13]

Come on here and post about stupid stuff that only affects your self or a few other people


I am gonna Brag that I just won the Ron Fez Fantasy Hockey Finals over Team Ramrod


to Fallon, Kevin and Cougar Jake

nah nah nah nah nah I win I win I win


have you checked fantasy golf lately ??/

[JPMNICK]

i just got a new apartment

[King Hippos Bandaid]

have you checked fantasy golf lately ??/


2nd Place, not too shabby

self high five


One Time I ordered a 6 Piece Chicken McNuggets and got 7

Jealous..................

[midwestjeff]

I successfully adjusted my truss rod last night. I love my guitar again. :thumbup:

[Ritalin]

I weigh more than I ever have before!

[Furtherman]

I'm leaving work!!!

[ibanez23]

Just got home from a 13 hour workday.Popped open a beer and my girl gave me a dirty look.
And I refrained from pummeling her.:thumbup:

[One Dead Fred]

I think it was February of this year, plus some of March, my cat didn't shit in the shower because he thought his litter boxes were too dirty.

I clean the damn things almost every 2 or 3 days on average. My girlfriend now calls him "Shit Tube". Very subtle, I don't know what she means by that.

[midwestjeff]

Just got home from a 13 hour workday.Popped open a beer and my girl gave me a dirty look.
And I refrained from pummeling her.:thumbup:

:lol::lol::lol:

I think it was February of this year, plus some of March, my cat didn't shit in the shower because he thought his litter boxes were too dirty.

You prefer him to shit in the shower? :unsure:

[Judge Smails]

I took away King Hippo's thunder! :clap:

[DiabloSammich]

I took away King Hippo's thunder! :clap:



You bought him The Bro?

http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0709/male_breasts_0919.jpg

[nukinfuts]

17 years after I graduated high school I will finish my last undergraduate class up tomorrow I will have two bachelors degrees. I am not so slow that it took me 17 years it's that I will have a son graduating from high school next year so life kind of side tracked me a little.

[underdog]

I have a lot of boxes and you don't.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3059/2605714677_30ea41aec6_o.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3072/2606543148_ef7ea6458d_o.jpg

[Captain Rooster]

Used to wear sweatpants in middle school .. boners and all ;)

[DonInNC]

17 years after I graduated high school I will finish my last undergraduate class up tomorrow I will have two bachelors degrees. I am not so slow that it took me 17 years it's that I will have a son graduating from high school next year so life kind of side tracked me a little.

Congrats, I'm with you on that one. I got my associates nine years out of high school and my bachelors 19 years out. I finished college just as my first son started.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

2500 views in this thread

Jealous I know you are


wooo woooo

[BoondockSaint]

I beat Hippo to the punch in the eulogy thread and he doesn't know it. Neither does Underdog.

[underdog]

I beat Hippo to the punch in the eulogy thread and he doesn't know it. Neither does Underdog.

I didn't get the tourettes part, but I think Hippo got you.

[BoondockSaint]

I didn't get the tourettes part, but I think Hippo got you.

Id google Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Id google Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.

I liked him better as Chris Jackson, the rookie out of LSU

[underdog]

Id google Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.

Ha. I never knew he had the Twitchel's Disease.

[underdog]

I liked him better as Chris Jackson, the rookie out of LSU

I knew what you meant, hence my : :lol:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I knew what you meant, hence my : :lol:
I knew you did. must be the first time you ever laffed at anything I posted

Ha. I never knew he had the Twitchel's Disease.

Id google Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf.

I didn't get the tourettes part, but I think Hippo got you.

I beat Hippo to the punch in the eulogy thread and he doesn't know it. Neither does Underdog.


I just got these guys to post more in my kick ass thread,

[One Dead Fred]

:lol::lol::lol:



You prefer him to shit in the shower? :unsure:
NONONONO! I'd prefer him not shitting at all, ever, anywhere! He doesn't talk much, so to express himself he shits. Shitting in my shower seems to be "cat" for "please clean my litter box sir." When he shits the bed I think he'll be done.

[BoondockSaint]

Things like this are why I didn't accept you as a friend.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Things like this are why I didn't accept you as a friend.

Im still hurt by the non acceptance

[spoon]

Back to bragging.

I cooked on a stove for the first time in years.

And played in a game sick as fuck and was +3 with 2 points.

Suck it assholes and ladies.

[BoondockSaint]

Im still hurt by the non acceptance


Snoogans pressured me into it.

[Friday]

i think i want to have a baby..... sometime before i reach menopause. :unsure:

[spoon]

He's right, this friendship is over non-evil twin.

The staten island ferry has left port bitch!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

He's right, this friendship is over non-evil twin.

The staten island ferry has left port bitch!

And I was gonna give you a George Bell autographed Baseball as a friendship gift

well I never



back to bragging, I beat my wife in mini golf over the weekend, she cant compare to the King..............

[Marc with a c]

i should've hit that van

[spoon]

And I was gonna give you a George Bell autographed Baseball as a friendship gift

well I never



back to bragging, I beat my wife in mini golf over the weekend, she cant compare to the King..............

I beat Hippo's wife

[landarch]

I've been posting here for nearly three years and don't have a modquote.

Now that's something to brag about!

[Captain Rooster]

Just got a haircut ... and I look gooood.

[Bob Impact]

Got a mention on the CEO's Webchat.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Just ate Peter Lugers (#1 Ranked Steakhouse in America)

Had me some Ultra Thick Bacon ( 2 Slices)
Gigantic Shrimp Cocktail
Enough Steak to feed a family of 4
Creamed Spinach and German Style Potatoes

to top it off, a Perfect Chocolate Mousse Cake and home made whipped cream

[lleeder]

Just ate Peter Lugers (#1 Ranked Steakhouse in America)

Had me some Ultra Thick Bacon ( 2 Slices)
Gigantic Shrimp Cocktail
Enough Steak to feed a family of 4
Creamed Spinach and German Style Potatoes

to top it off, a Perfect Chocolate Mousse Cake and home made whipped cream

Did you think someone might not have heard of Peter Lugers so you had to clarify?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Did you think someone might not have heard of Peter Lugers so you had to clarify?


hayseeds and inbreds

[lleeder]

hayseeds and inbreds

Either way thats something to brag about. I'm starvin over that post.

[hedges]

Yep, my Hyundai has a new set of rims on it.



KILLER!!!

[sr71blackbird]

I can peel an entire apple or orange in one long unbroken peel.

[KnoxHarrington]

I built a new desk and bookshelf today. By my fucking self. In about an hour. And they both look great.

Who's the fucking furniture assembly master, bitches.

[DiabloSammich]

I built a new desk and bookshelf today. By my fucking self. In about an hour. And they both look great.

Who's the fucking furniture assembly master, bitches.



You are!

[Mullenax]

Tapped my first keg and I feel just like a princess.:king:

[PapaBear]

I never wear a solid tie that is the same color as a solid shirt.

And I'm pretty good a cryptograms.

[ahhdurr]

So I'm in a Starbucks I don't ever go to about a week ago and I'm getting coffee for my Dad and I so that we can play Hannity and Colmes for an hour before I head to work and as I'm leaving the counter, the woman says - almost as an aside..."bliss, you're in that band?" She saw my hat.
Me: My band's name is bliss...
Her: Yeah, I know you guys, you were great.

Yeah, right - there's a million bands with that shitty name (which I hate b/c I was outvoted on it). Also, I'm an hour away from anywhere I've ever played.

Her: You used to play Keansburg.

Holy shit - I'm famous.

[ahhdurr]

I'm the last post every forum in the That's Life section of the board for over 10 minutes.

[Bossanova]

I didn't drink for 3 days and finally took a solid shit

[DonInNC]

I read a combined 255 pages from three books this past weekend.

[BlackSpider]

I had sex Wed. night and Thurs. morning WITH A GIRL.
and she was extremely hot.

[Chigworthy]

I trade in my blue collar tomorrow morning at 8 AM. Don't disobey the leash law, or I'll getcha!

[midwestjeff]

I replaced my broken kitchen faucet yesterday. It has a sprayer now.

[disneyspy]

i used the search feature

[opie's twisted balls]

I finished shaving my balls this afternoon

[Chigworthy]

I finished shaving my balls this afternoon

Did you just massacre your balls?

[jennysmurf]

Did you just massacre your balls?

He has to be extra careful cause they're twisted.:flush:

[PapaBear]

I parked my running car, five feet from an inmate that was shoveling snow outside the jail tonight.

[opie's twisted balls]

I parked my running car, five feet from an inmate that was shoveling snow outside the jail tonight.
There for a congical visit?

[hanso]

sparkling wiggles
71-45-1 | 3rd place
My NBA fantasy team.

[joethebartender]

I parked my running car, five feet from an inmate that was shoveling snow outside the jail tonight.

winner!

[sr71blackbird]

I had grilled hot dogs yesterday at work!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I make awesome enough threads that Midwest Jeff searches for them to post something 18 months later

[ANC]

Down 6.5 lbs! 5 lbs. away from maintaining and being lax.

[ANC]

The sun melted the snow I would've had to shovel from the driveway and the sidewalk! Yay me! :clap:

[midwestjeff]

I may have experienced one of the worst dates ever last night
but, for once, it wasn't my fault that it took such a disastrous turn.
The stuff legends are made of, really.

So I guess my brag is that I found the strength to walk away from crazy pussy
before it could start causing me any real problems.

My cock is inconsolable, by the way. It won't even look at me.

[StanUpshaw]

I am a world-class Buzzword (http://www.amazon.com/Vintage-Sports-Cards-7363-Buzzword/dp/B000096QN1/) player. I seriously have what some sort of savantism for that game.

[hanso]

I found a few full shows on Gvideo that are most likely off the air now. They are on the youtube/netVideo thread where I posted them.

[Devo37]

i took a work-mandated CPR/First-Aid course today.

[PapaBear]

i took a work-mandated CPR/First-Aid course today.


You can't brag about something that's mandated. But you can brag if you passed.

[Devo37]

You can't brag about something that's mandated. But you can brag if you passed.

i woke up at 7am on a Saturday to attend said class.

And i passed.

[PapaBear]

i woke up at 7am on a Saturday to attend said class.

And i passed.


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[Fallon]

I broke my toe today. So things are looking pretty good.

[Fallon]

I broke my toe today. So things are looking pretty good.

[Fallon]

I broke my toe today. So things are looking pretty good.

[PapaBear]

Three down. Seven to go.