Judge Smails
04-07-2008, 06:50 AM
Or: "Rectum? It damn near killed him!" redux.
(Something's fishy about this guy's story.)
Naked man impaled on pole, claims robbery (http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/04/04/man-impaled-on-pole-claims-robbery.aspx)
(VIDEO Link) (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=74423)
Parents dropping off their children at an east-end school today found a naked man who had somehow impaled himself on a metal pole on school grounds.
Rescue workers had to cut the two-metre long stake, which was being used as a support for a small tree, and rush the man to hospital with part of the metal pole still protruding from his lower body.
Sergeant Roger Marchack, of Toronto police, said the man went into surgery to remove the remaining piece of metal. His injuries were serious but not life-threatening, he said.
Sgt. Marchack would not give the man's name, but said he was in his 40s and had been impaled through his buttocks. "It was in the rectal area," he said.
(Something's fishy about this guy's story.)
Naked man impaled on pole, claims robbery (http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/toronto/archive/2008/04/04/man-impaled-on-pole-claims-robbery.aspx)
(VIDEO Link) (http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=74423)
Parents dropping off their children at an east-end school today found a naked man who had somehow impaled himself on a metal pole on school grounds.
Rescue workers had to cut the two-metre long stake, which was being used as a support for a small tree, and rush the man to hospital with part of the metal pole still protruding from his lower body.
Sergeant Roger Marchack, of Toronto police, said the man went into surgery to remove the remaining piece of metal. His injuries were serious but not life-threatening, he said.
Sgt. Marchack would not give the man's name, but said he was in his 40s and had been impaled through his buttocks. "It was in the rectal area," he said.