Damn dog!!!

[Kris10]

I'm getting really bored of this dog! I was in the other room on here and I heard the dog crying a lil, so like an ass I say "Bella, what are you up to", like she's going to answer me. I grab my phone and go into the kitchen and this is what I find.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b380/KPeterson130/grrrrr.jpg

Now I have to bleach my table. I think she wanted my daughter's juice box but was upset when she realized it wasn't open... if I gave her a few more minutes alone she would have tore right into it. The dog prefers chocolate milk though. I KNEW this dog had been going onto the table but I was never able to catch her... now I have proof! What will I do with said proof, absolutely nothing because no one gives a shit except me!

[midwestjeff]

Bleach? Is your dog that filthy? My dog sits on the table all the time, it's the only way he can look out the kitchen window. I never eat there, but I would.

[Mike Teacher]

Dogs and cats are very good at leaving layers of spit and shit around the house as they walk on tables/eating surfaces. Enjoy!

[IMSlacker]

http://www.iopp.org/images/ACFB0FE.jpg

[Kris10]

Dogs are gross. I bleach everything. Actually, I know bleach is really harmful so I know I need to look for something more "green".

[Epschtein]

bleach the dog imo.

[JimBeam]

I've had some experiences in dealing with animals where they don't belong this weekend so I can drown her in the toilet if you'd like.

Actually she's kinda cute.

Is she a Llapso-Apso ( or however you spell that ) ?

[LaBoob]

That's so cute... how did he get up there???? I hate to one-up you, but I should've taken a picture of what my dog left for me downstairs this morning. Not so funny. :nono:

My dog does bad things sometimes but I honestly think the whole Stasha package is adorable, even the bad stuff. My favorite is the face your dog is making... that's the "I'm soooo busted right now!" face my dog makes when I catch her doing something wrong. They obviously know what they're doing is wrong because before you even yell they're giving you that guilty face, but they just can't help themselves. That's the beauty of doggies!

[Stankfoot]

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[nevnut]

You should see my yard. My Lab pup has shredded everything.

But I still love her to death, she's just a pup and I'm sure she'll grow out of the "chewing" phase.

Seriously though, most dogs misbehave because they are bored. Try walking her more often and playing ball or something with her. My dog, Belle, chews on things much less if I take her for long walks once or twice a day. If I miss a day, she lets me know by destroying something, usually something that belongs to my wife.

[JimBeam]

My wife and I have been living w/ my MIL for the last few months while our house was being built and the dog, who's 14+, has obvioulsy been living with us in the house where she grew up w/ my wife.

Since she's older she seems to pee more often and I think because she's comfortbale in this house she pees on the carpet in the basment.

She's usually very good about barking when she wants to go out but sometimes you'll just be walking by and <<squish>> there's the wet spot.

We're nervous about taking her to the new house because w/ hardwood floors throughout and a few carpeted areas who know's what kinda damage she'll do.

We're talking about the possibility of confining her to the kitchen while we're not home but that'd be a total shock to her as she's never experienced anything like that before.

I'm thinking a new house and new rules could be too much for her.

We have no choice so I guess we'll have to hope for the best.

[Kris10]

That's so cute... how did he get up there????

You see where that chair is pulled out oh so slightly, she weazled her way up through there.

[Kris10]

We're talking about the possibility of confining her to the kitchen while we're not home but that'd be a total shock to her as she's never experienced anything like that before.

Well, your dog is older so you may not have it as bad as I did. This was the work of Bella to my kitchen.

My kitchen table leg and chair leg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b380/KPeterson130/kitchen.jpg

One of my cabinets... she didn't have a preference they all look like this now.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b380/KPeterson130/kitchen2.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

she needs some training to keep her off the table. if you block her from getting there she'll resent it and tear up some other stuff... i guess

my dwarf bunny is the cutest little thing, she'll climb on ya, lick your face, jump in the air and shake her hind legs BUT she's ruined 4 pair of shoes, futon cover, amp panel on my marshall combo, and chewed so many wires that i have to cover with electrical tape.

it's amazing what you can deal with because you love an animal

one thing is she never poops or pees outside the cage and only goes in the corner of the cage where i have a dish that I can easily empty and clean.

[Kris10]

Is she a Llapso-Apso ( or however you spell that ) ?

nope, she's a shih tzu. She's like the Beethoven of shih tzu, imo. And she stinks.... ugh.. I'm going to go give her a bath now, then bleach the bathtub.

anything to get out of homework

[IMSlacker]

I think she was going after your spring! water. She's probably tired of the tap water you put in her bowl.

[Kris10]

I think she was going after your spring! water. She's probably tired of the tap water you put in her bowl.

Funny you should say that.... if I have a water bottle laying around that I haven't finished I pour it in her bowl. Only the best Shop Rite water for my bad pooch!

[damainer]

"Natures Miracle" works great for pet stains and odors.
This is a soft spot for me. I have more compassion for animals then humans.

[LaBoob]

"Natures Miracle" works great for pet stains and odors.
This is a soft spot for me. I have more compassion for animals then humans.

Me too. 1000 people could die in a movie, but if a dog dies... forget it, I'll hate that movie for the rest of my life.

[Kris10]

I love her but I could kill her at the same time. She's a good dog when she's sleeping.

[marcpsych]

Your pooch has a very guilty "busted" look in the picture, like "I was only jokin!" (lingoo longoo).

Also, not sure if bleach would be the best thing on a dining room table or chocolate milk inside a dog.

But I once tried to take my dog's temperature rectally as a small child, so what do I know?

[Kris10]

But I once tried to take my dog's temperature rectally as a small child, so what do I know?

Ewwww, why in the hell would you try that??

Lil bit of bleach with water. It'll be fine. I don't GIVE my dog chocolate milk, my daughter left a cup full on the kitchen table 2 weeks ago & I came home to find it on the floor w/my dog licking it up.

[marcpsych]

Ewwww, why in the hell would you try that??

Lil bit of bleach with water. It'll be fine. I don't GIVE my dog chocolate milk, my daughter left a cup full on the kitchen table 2 weeks ago & I came home to find it on the floor w/my dog licking it up.

I was playing doctor with my Fisher Price medical kit, and she was not good at holding it under her tongue.

Do you think dogs would prefer Bosco or Nesquick?

[Kris10]

I was playing doctor with my Fisher Price medical kit, and she was not good at holding it under her tongue.

Do you think dogs would prefer Bosco or Nesquick?

LOL that is the funniest thing I've heard today!

She prefers Nesquik. She's never had Bosco.

[LaBoob]

But I once tried to take my dog's temperature rectally as a small child, so what do I know?

This reminds me of how I used to play doctor with my dogs as a small child... good times.

[Kris10]

This reminds me of how I used to play doctor with my dogs as a small child... good times.

OMG! Another one! Anal cruelty to dogs!

[marcpsych]

LOL that is the funniest thing I've heard today!

She prefers Nesquik. She's never had Bosco.

The Nesquik can STINKS. Stupid powder spilling all over the place.

[Kris10]

The Nesquik can STINKS. Stupid powder spilling all over the place.

powder???? oh no!!!! I buy it pre-made! powder no more my friend!

[jonyrotn]

Does your dog have any Tattoos?

[marcpsych]

OMG! Another one! Anal cruelty to dogs!

All hell broke loose when I tried to employ my Miniature Urologist Catheter Kit. I still have the bite marks to prove it.

[LaBoob]

All hell broke loose when I tried to employ my Miniature Urologist Catheter Kit. I still have the bite marks to prove it.

Haha, I can imagine that wouldn't go over too well.

[Kris10]

Does your dog have any Tattoos?

Don't put thoughts in my head baby, you know I already want to have her waxed.

[Bulldogcakes]

Dogs and cats are very good at leaving layers of spit and shit around the house as they walk on tables/eating surfaces. Enjoy!

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images4/DroolSpikeYuck.JPG

"RE'S RYING!! RON'T RISTEN RO RIM, RE'S A RIG RAT RIAR"

[Badinia]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3066/2393149462_db132500ca.jpg?v=1207501128

"I would NEVER smear spit or shit on your stuff. Nor would I fill your couch with bulldog farts."