Celebrity voices..

[jonyrotn]

Earlier today I was watching "Hunk Week" on the Biography channel, and Mathew McConaughey's biography came on..I had already sat through Patrick Dempsey and Jude Law's life stories, so what's another hour out of my tremendously unspectacular life..Plus I think I might owe it to the Texas Long horns for the entertainment they've provided me over the years..His story its self was a fairly interesting one and to be honest, I rather liked his smooth southern drawl...I was enjoying the story more then I had expected, until about halfway through it when they showed Mr. McConaughey being interviewed for his first appearance on the cover of Vanity Fair..One of his answers included the word "philanthropically", and all of a sudden that charming southern speech pattern became fingernails on chalk board..I immediately lost my hard-on (No Homo) (alright, Homo.) and dropped my cock ring..After he said that word he started to sound to me like he was some type of alien clicking and buzzing his way through an interrogation..
This epiphany got me to thinking about other Celebrities who's voices either annoy, please or put me at ease.
For instance, Shelley Duvall's voice irks me to no end..
The guy from the Saw movies makes the hair on the back my neck stand up..
Rosie Perez's voice fills me up instanly..
Stephen Hawking's makes me laugh..And so on..I'd like to hear about any emotions these
peoples voices may evoke others..That was a long way to come for a simple question, but I'm a huge douche..Sorry..

[Furtherman]

[SIZE=2] Earlier today I was watching "Hunk Week" on the Biography channel, and Mathew McConaughey's biography came on..I had already sat through Patrick Dempsey and Jude Law's life stories, so what's another hour out of my tremendously unspectacular life....

I bailed out here. I'd rather have Earl shoot me in an unsexy pose. Read a book.

[RhinoinMN]

I bailed out here. I'd rather have Earl shoot me in an unsexy pose. Read a book.

You get credit for trying.


jonyrotn: I think your topic maybe a good one, but your post is very difficult to read.

Some spacing or something would help. I'm not trying to be a dick, just hard to read.

[Friday]

You get credit for trying.


jonyrotn: I think your topic maybe a good one, but your post is very difficult to read.

Some spacing or something would help. I'm not trying to be a dick, just hard to read.

that's his M.O.

i don't think he actually wants any of us to read his posts, to be honest.

[PhishermanEto]

Pamela Adlon's voice goes right through me. She's the wife on Lucky Louie and does the voice of Bobby Hill on King of the Hill.
It's a shame cause she so f'n hot. If there were only something I could put in her mouth to shut her up. hmmmmmmm?
http://www.watchingshowtime.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/pamela-adlon.jpg

[MagillaGorillaz]

Fran Drscher has the most annoying voice in the world, even when she isn't doing her damn nanny character it still gets on my nerves. Rita Rudner's voice is up there too.

[jonyrotn]

I bailed out here. I'd rather have Earl shoot me in an unsexy pose. Read a book.Thank you for your advice..But if your unsexy photos surface I'd rather not see your dick..

You get credit for trying.


jonyrotn: I think your topic maybe a good one, but your post is very difficult to read.

Some spacing or something would help. I'm not trying to be a dick, just hard to read.
I can see you're not a dick, you're a very nice guy and I will take your advice into account every time I become long winded..Thank you for the positive reinforcment..I guess the point of the post gets lost in all my nonsense..Thanks again Budday ..
P.S. I asked for permission to edit the post..I went past the 30 min time allotment

that's his M.O.

i don't think he actually wants any of us to read his posts, to be honest.
I actually do think you're trying to be a dick..And you're not a nice guy, at least to me anyway..Seriously, do you think I would write all this shit down if I didn't want to share it with the people on this board? If you don't like me and my posts thats to bad, because you'll miss out on having known a terrific guy..You and I could be great friends, we could even cross streams at the urinal if you so desired..I'm sorry my words and I don't appeal to you but I'm no longer interested in your critiques of my posts..Why don't we agree to not comment on one another's posts? Maybe we'll end up being bros and you could be the best man at my wedding and I could help you remedy your ADD and migraine headaches.Much love..

[Kris10]

When the hell did this board become an English class? I didn't know we had to use proper grammer, punctuation, & spelling. Who the fuck cares. Fat_Sunny use to speak in the 3rd person and that was the stupidest thing but I didn't say anything, that was how he posted.
More than half the time Jony is posting from his cell phone so cut him some slack and I'd much rather read a post from him than ANOTHER post about Gvac. :wacko:

[Kris10]

and does the voice of Bobby Hill on King of the Hill.


Really? I didn't know that!

[ZigZagBigBag]

speaking of king of the hill, i usually hate bubble-gum voices, but brittany murphy's voice makes me feel warm.

[jonyrotn]

When the hell did this board become an English class? I didn't know we had to use proper grammer, punctuation, & spelling. Who the fuck cares. Fat_Sunny use to speak in the 3rd person and that was the stupidest thing but I didn't say anything, that was how he posted.
More than half the time Jony is posting from his cell phone so cut him some slack and I'd much rather read a post from him than ANOTHER post about Gvac. :wacko:
Sweety you're awsome and I love that you protect the weak and feeble.Thank you for understanding that this board is not about breaking out the red pen and grading each others posts..I'm like you, I'm here to laugh and make people laugh..
Which celebrity's voice do you have an opinion about..

[Kris10]

Sweety you're awsome and I love that you protect the weak and feeble.Thank you for understanding that this board is not about breaking out the red pen and grading each others posts..I'm like you, I'm here to laugh and make people laugh..
Which celebrity's voice do you have an opinion about..

Whoever does the voice for Bart Simpson.. I know its some chick.. ugh! I can't stand her.

[Tall_James]

Whoever does the voice for Bart Simpson.. I know its some chick.. ugh! I can't stand her.

Perhaps because she's a Scientologist and just gave $10,000,000 to those loopy fuckers.

[Kris10]

Perhaps because she's a Scientologist and just gave $10,000,000 to those loopy fuckers.

I was not aware of that. But I love Leah Remini and she's a scientologist which I don't understand.

[WhistlePig]

I hate Rosie Perez's voice too! She's the worst. Marisa Tomei gets on my nerves as well. And I can't stand hearing Paris Hilton speak even though there's nothing really distinctive about her voice, or anything else for that matter.
As far as men I used to hate Jack Webb's voice from Dragnet. His real deep official sounding voice was a real turn off. It sounded like he'd have bad coffee breath.

[jauble]

I actually do think you're trying to be a dick..And you're not a nice guy, at least to me anyway..Seriously, do you think I would write all this shit down if I didn't want to share it with the people on this board? If you don't like me and my posts thats to bad, because you'll miss out on having known a terrific guy..You and I could be great friends, we could even cross streams at the urinal if you so desired..I'm sorry my words and I don't appeal to you but I'm no longer interested in your critiques of my posts..Why don't we agree to not comment on one another's posts? Maybe we'll end up being bros and you could be the best man at my wedding and I could help you remedy your ADD and migraine headaches.Much love..

psst JR....Friday is a chick.

[AngelAmy]

i love patrick dempsey's voice but then again i love everything about that man

[jonyrotn]

psst JR....Friday is a chick.
Get the fuck out of here...A chick? Well don't I feel like the guy who didn't know HE was a SHE...Thanks bro, I'll take it under advisement..I appreciate the inside information..

[jauble]

Get the fuck out of here...A chick? Well don't I feel like the guy who didn't know HE was a SHE...Thanks bro, I take it under advisement..I appreciate the inside information..

Thats of course why I said it in an internet aside.