2009 New York Yankees Season Discussion

[Dan 'Hampton]

I was at the stadium on Sunday. Great game for you guys. And got no flack about wearing my Sox hat, in fact had picture requests down in the lower bowl. But the reason for the post was one of the concession workers. A large black guy who was hilarious. In the middle of the game we start hearing this guy yelling like three sections over. Couldn't hear what he was saying but as he got closer we could tell he was talking about the Phillies. He would start yelling the lineup for the Phillies game that day and then intermitantly throw in who was warming up in the bullpen for the Yanks or bash mets fans he saw in the crowd by asking who was in first. Guy was a riot, was wondering if anyone else had heard this dude before?

[TheMojoPin]

BTW-Since I know Mojo is keeping score, the Yanks have won 7 of their last 9 games.

Good for them. They're still not going to hit the ridiculous mark set by the absurd blog post. I don't root for the Yanks to lose...but it's hilarious to see someone lose a complete grasp on reality when they talk about sports, even if they do get a million hits.

[spoon]

And you had total confidence in him after that inning? Be honest.

Whats really going on here is all the Yankee fans are afraid to say ANYTHING because the trolls around here jump all over every word. Personally I don't give a fuck, and skip over their posts.

You read ever fucking post you liar! And nice call on Moose! Oh, how many games have those spanks gained during that time?

[Snoogans]

And you had total confidence in him after that inning? Be honest.

Whats really going on here is all the Yankee fans are afraid to say ANYTHING because the trolls around here jump all over every word. Personally I don't give a fuck, and skip over their posts.

thats why you think we are trolls. If you read them, you would realize that usually we are just commenting on your baseball comments. Its not our fault they are always wrong

[Snoogans]

and you still havent responded back in the horse racing thread where you made a difinitive statement that was COMPLETELY wrong. You just go around saying anything you feel like saying and then pretending people who call you out on your bullshit arent even there. You live in a fantasy land where you just believe anything you say or anything you read that is similar to things you wanna say.


How bout instead of ignoring people, you be a man and respond and try to fight for a single one of your points? oh yea, cause even you know they are insane.

[A.J.]

PORNO STACHE!!


http://out-route.gloriousnoise.com/Giambi.jpg



How'd you like that WFAN!?

It goes well with the gold thong. Damon's looked pretty awful too.

[Kevin]

Pay attention dumbass. Wangs Sinker is UP and that is why he is getting hit again.

Fantastic ace he is. One pitch.

[Kevin]

Wow, did i just see a clutch hit by Arod??

[Doctor Z]

Boy, I sure do love having reliable middle relief.

[Doctor Z]

Is it just me or is Joe Nathan developing tourettes?

Definitely some disturbing involuntary movements going on there.

[Kevin]

Nice work Arod.

[Doctor Z]

I'd like to watch something else now... Maybe a comedy.

[Doctor Z]

Well, it's looking more and more like it's gonna be up to Hawkins to lose this game for us.

[Kevin]

Another good win for the team. Ohlendorf showed alot tonight. He has great stuff, just needs to mature.

[TheMojoPin]

Congrats.

Gotta go 17-7 from here to be at least 10 over .500 by June 27th. CAN THEY DO IT?!? Two million eyes a day are watching.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'd like to watch something else now... Maybe a comedy.

SAFFRON RISOTTO

[JPMNICK]

SAFFRON RISOTTO

does anyone else notice the bad brian regan impresion this guy is doing?

[Tenbatsuzen]

does anyone else notice the bad brian regan impresion this guy is doing?

I think it's because the guy looks like Regan with a touch of Downs syndrome.

And Continental's first class is very, very nice.

[BoondockSaint]

Alex not on his A-game

What happens in Baltimore stays in Baltimore? Not necessarily. Yankee A-Rod drowned his sorrows over the team's loss to the birds last week at Baltimore's Hooters, and must have been so bummed that he dismissed a young fan who wanted his autograph.

"Excuse me, Mr. Rodriguez, may I please have your autograph?" the excited 10-year-old said to him.

The third baseman just mumbled, "Beat it."

He had two different words for the chesty waitress he bumped into as he left.

"Nice ass."


Classy.

[TheGameHHH]

Classy.

where did you get that story? the onion?

i feel like any time A-Rod is up in a big spot he immediately starts himself off 0-2.

[A.J.]

where did you get that story? the onion?

Looks like from The Daily News (scroll down). (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/01/2008-06-01_sex_and_the_city_debacle_means_the_end_o.html)

[Tenbatsuzen]

In A-Rod's defense, the #1 thing you do not do to celebrities is interrupt them while they are eating. Wait until they are finished and get them when they are leaving.

[A.J.]

In A-Rod's defense, the #1 thing you do not do to celebrities is interrupt them while they are eating. Wait until they are finished and get them when they are leaving.

Unless you have a nice ass. Then it's OK to interrupt.

[TheMojoPin]

"Beat it?"

Where did this happen, 1952?

[Kevin]

"Beat it?"

Where did this happen, 1952?

He actually said, Beat see, can't you i am eating dinner see.

[BoondockSaint]

He actually said, Beat see, can't you i am eating dinner see.

Is he retarded?

[TheMojoPin]

He actually said, Beat see, can't you i am eating dinner see.

Are you drunk? Did you have a stroke?

DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

[Kevin]

Is he retarded?

Thats 50's talk, sir.

And it was the kids fault, how dare he go up to Arod without a camra crew to show the world how nice and down to earth Arod is. selfish kid.

[TheMojoPin]

Thats 50's talk, sir.

That's no kind of talk, sir.

[Kevin]

That's no kind of talk, sir.

Then i have invented it, see.

[Bulldogcakes]

For HHH (http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2008/06/01/those-footsteps-you-hear/#comment-373089)

Austin Jackson was 3 for 5 with two doubles and seven (that’s right, seven) RBI for Trenton today in a 9-3 victory against New Britain.

Oh, and he’s 21

[Kevin]

For HHH (http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2008/06/01/those-footsteps-you-hear/#comment-373089)

Yay, more of that Yankee scouting report that has been so right so far. Are they gunna rush this kid and fuck up his growth too??

Hank: WHY HAS NONE OF OUR 21 YEAR OLDS HIT LIKE JAY BRUCE YET!

[Kevin]

Oh yea...













See!

[TheGameHHH]

Yay, more of that Yankee scouting report that has been so right so far. Are they gunna rush this kid and fuck up his growth too??

Hank: WHY HAS NONE OF OUR 21 YEAR OLDS HIT LIKE JAY BRUCE YET!

watch this kid play, he's exciting. thats all we've been saying all along.

[Tenbatsuzen]

If this thread was the Venture Brothers, Kevin would be Monarch.

[Kevin]

watch this kid play, he's exciting. thats all we've been saying all along.

I am just skeptical of young kids anymore. We heard Kennedys "pin point control" Hughes 95mph fastball. They even dominated AAA, but then struggled.

I am not saying he is not going to be good. nor am i saying that Hughes and Kennedy wont be. I am just saying stop reading stuff and believe what you see, when you see it.

[Kevin]

If this thread was the Venture Brothers, Kevin would be Monarch.

That makes zero sense.

[spoon]

That makes zero sense.

It would if he said BDC is the Monarch.

[BoondockSaint]

believe what you see, see, when you see it,see.

Fixed it.

[Kevin]

It would if he said BDC is the Monarch.

That's what i was thinking, while i was reading the description of the guy.

[Tenbatsuzen]

It would if he said BDC is the Monarch.

Actually I tabbed BDC as Dr. Venture - constantly living in the shadow of people who know more than him.

Or Hank.

[spoon]

Actually I tabbed BDC as Dr. Venture - constantly living in the shadow of people who know more than him.

Or Hank.

I like the angle, but Hank just fits much better overall.

[Bulldogcakes]

If this thread was the Venture Brothers, Kevin would be Monarch.

Not familiar with him.


Is Monarch a hate-filled loser who still lives with his parents?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I like the angle, but Hank just fits much better overall.

SILENCE

[Kevin]

Not familiar with him.


Is Monarch a hate-filled loser who still lives with his parents?

Na, he owns a crappy pastry shop and reads blogs and articles every minute that he is not working there.

[Bulldogcakes]

Actually I tabbed BDC as Dr. Venture - constantly living in the shadow of people who know more than him.

Or claim to, and then back it up with nothing.

[Bulldogcakes]

Na, he owns a crappy pastry shop and reads blogs and articles every minute that he is not working there.

Oh, well thats not so bad.

It could be worse, he could be a message board troll whose life is so empty he obsesses over every word a fan of some baseball team posts.

[HBox]

SILENCE

WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Oh, well thats not so bad.

It could be worse, he could be a message board troll whose life is so empty he obsesses over every word a fan of some baseball team posts.

You need The Nozzle.






I mean, seriously, there is an ignore button. Notice how the Midkiff/Matty tensions have all but disappeared.

[Tenbatsuzen]

WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

And here's Brock!

[Kevin]

Oh, well thats not so bad.

It could be worse, he could be a message board troll whose life is so empty he obsesses over every word a fan of some baseball team posts.

Nobody obseses, we just laugh at the stupidity.

Yanks just signed Felix Heredia

They were not going to but he came to them with an offer they could not refuse..
































THE ONE YEAR CONTRACT!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'll be back, gonna go throw a five inning save.

[Kevin]

I'll be back, gonna go throw a five inning save.

They have those???

[Tenbatsuzen]

They have those???

I was about to say it was possible but then I realized I would have fallen into the BDC trap!

[Kevin]

I was about to say it was possible but then I realized I would have fallen into the BDC trap!

Good thinking, once you fall in one of those, there is no coming back!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Good thinking, once you fall in one of those, there is no coming back!!

Now that's kind of unfair. You can get away with not knowing some things about baseball and still be a fan. For example, I couldn't do a scorecard. Never learned how.

[Tenbatsuzen]

This just in: Peter Abraham has started posting the Turner Diaries on his blog.

[HBox]

For example, I couldn't do a scorecard. Never learned how.

Well how would you be able to? You are not some magical angel baby.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Well how would you be able to? You are not some magical angel baby.

What do you mean, you don't have video of that?!?!

[TheGameHHH]

Now that's kind of unfair. You can get away with not knowing some things about baseball and still be a fan. For example, I couldn't do a scorecard. Never learned how.

i scored the braves/athletics game two weekends ago when i visited turner field. it was the first time ive scored a game since probably little league. it was awesome.

[Snoogans]

Or claim to, and then back it up with nothing.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have begged you recently to back up a few points you made not only in here, but in the horse racing thread. All times you did nothing to back up what you said, especially how you said all race horse are artificial insemenation when they arent even allowed to race if they are. Yet you claim we dont back up what we say?


All you do is say things, get called out, and then NOT back up what you said. Is this some bit by you? I find it hard to believe a person alive can be THIS fuckin blind to facts

[Snoogans]

Now that's kind of unfair. You can get away with not knowing some things about baseball and still be a fan. For example, I couldn't do a scorecard. Never learned how.

You also dont come in here acting like you could fill out a scorecard when you cant. Thats the difference.

[spoon]

You also dont come in here acting like you could fill out a scorecard when you cant. Thats the difference.

EXACTLY!

And don't forget the unbelievable homerism that is now up to epic levels and an inability to realize he calls Kevin more names then all of us combined toward him. It's like the fat kid who will only fight the retard versus those who are actually willing and waiting. Stop acting the victim and then attacking someone else on goofy topics. The Venture shit was all in good fun and you went and picked a fight with Kevin. So big man, who again is above it all? Get off that self righteous mountain you live on, the thin air has left you severely short on oxygen for those few firing neurons you have left. Seriously, get an MRI quick.

[Kevin]

EXACTLY!

And don't forget the unbelievable homerism that is now up to epic levels and an inability to realize he calls Kevin more names then all of us combined toward him. It's like the fat kid who will only fight the retard versus those who are actually willing and waiting. Stop acting the victim and then attacking someone else on goofy topics. The Venture shit was all in good fun and you went and picked a fight with Kevin. So big man, who again is above it all? Get off that self righteous mountain you live on, the thin air has left you severely short on oxygen for those few firing neurons you have left. Seriously, get an MRI quick.

YEA.. Wait what?

He attacks me because he thinks i should agree with everything he says just because i am a Yankee fan. I think my insults bother him more than others.

[Knowledged_one]

Not familiar with him.


Is Monarch a hate-filled loser who still lives with his parents?

Good one Potsie, whats next you gonna tell em to sit on it?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Silence

[TheGameHHH]

Jeter is 4 hits away from passing Mantle on the all time Yankee hit list. Wow.

[Doctor Z]

Why can't we hit a fucking FLY BALL with a runner on 3rd and 1 out? A FLY FUCKING BALL!

[Doctor Z]

...aaaannd THAT'S what happens when you don't take advantage of blatant scoring opportunities.

[Kevin]

...aaaannd THAT'S what happens when you don't take advantage of blatant scoring opportunities.

You would think you can get more than 5 fucking runs off of 14 hits. And even the 5th was a cheapie.

[Kevin]

Of course Kyle comes in a dominates. See Z, you had nothing to worry about.

[Doctor Z]

FaRnSw0rTh r0x!!1

[TheGameHHH]

I seriously fucking hate kyle farnsworth

[Kevin]

I seriously fucking hate kyle farnsworth

He is awesome!

[Kevin]

Also, Pettite has had a pretty shit year thus far. We needed him to be solid, and he has been very Eh.

[Doctor Z]

But who better to pitch the 8th in a close game? Oh, wait...

[KevinGarnett]

He is awesome!

THATS HOW YOU PITCH SON

[Kevin]

But who better to pitch the 8th in a close game? Oh, wait...

Hawkins?

[Kevin]

THATS HOW YOU PITCH SON

He is as good in crunch time as you are.

[Doctor Z]

You know what I always say...

.MIDDLE RELIEF IS FOR FAGGOTS!!!

Joba was a worthless piece of shit in the bullpen, thank God he's a starter now. WHO the HELL needs secure middle relief when you can potentially get a decent start once every 5 days?!!

[KevinGarnett]

He is as good in crunch time as you are.

WHERE DO YOU THINK I LEARNED FROM. HIM AND DOC RIVERS


DOC RIVERS KNOWS HOW TO ROTATE

[Kevin]

Nice work Hedeki.

[Kevin]

WHERE DO YOU THINK I LEARNED FROM. HIM AND DOC RIVERS


DOC RIVERS KNOWS HOW TO ROTATE

Don't forget Arod.

[KevinGarnett]

Don't forget Arod.

i like to call him MR CLUTCH. NOBODY knows how to get paid at the last minute better

[Kevin]

i like to call him MR CLUTCH. NOBODY knows how to get paid at the last minute better

Well its not as impressive as Isiah making 21 mil off of 20 games.

[TheGameHHH]

Well its not as impressive as Isiah making 21 mil off of 20 games.

or Carl Pavano making a billion for like 10 starts

[TheGameHHH]

Or kei igawa making 46 million to pitch in the minors

[Kevin]

or Carl Pavano making a billion for like 10 starts

At least Carl had some kinda success when he signed the deal.

[TheGameHHH]

At least Carl had some kinda success when he signed the deal.

hey be fair, isiah won some games too

[Kevin]

hey be fair, isiah won some games too

To be fair though. NO ONE that it was a bad deal when they signed him. Fucking Detriot wanted to give him a % of a Pizza franchise. It turned out to be a disaster but at the time, everyone loved it.

[Snoogans]

.

[Kevin]

Not everyone. You dont remember a certain Knicks fan wondering to you why the fuck we just signed the guy who FOLDED THE CBA IN ONE YEAR?

I was talking about Pavano. I thought i said his name, I see how you coulda thought i meant Ziek.

[Snoogans]

I was talking about Pavano.

Yea leave it to you to quote a comment about Isiah and not mention Pavano once but somehow thats who you were talkin about

[ChrisTheCop]

ya know whats cool about joe girardi?
he wears his heart on his sleeve,
and his mission on his back.

27

thats so cool!

[Snoogans]

Go to the Mets, they wont ever win so you wont have to worry

[JPMNICK]

Go to the Mets, they wont ever win so you wont have to worry

i think there are officially more fans that do not like the yankees in this thread then actual yankee fans.

and maybe farnsworth needs stronger glasses?

[KevinGarnett]

i think there are officially more fans that do not like the yankees in this thread then actual yankee fans.

and maybe farnsworth needs stronger glasses?

I LOVE THE YANKEES....especially ARod....THATS HOW YOU GET IT DONE IN OCTOBER

[JPMNICK]

I LOVE THE YANKEES....especially ARod....THATS HOW YOU GET IT DONE IN OCTOBER

thanks for stopping by, i am buying FIOS thanks to you

[TheGameHHH]

well Yankee fans and haters, tonight's the night. A new era begins for the Yanks

In Joba we trust (let's hope this turns out better than Hughes and kennedy so far this season)

[Snoogans]

well Yankee fans and haters, tonight's the night. A new era begins for the Yanks

In Joba we trust (let's hope this turns out better than Hughes and kennedy so far this season)

It pretty much started last night when you guys had to deal with not having him. Even if he is a great starter, you wonder how many more games you might lose cause he isnt back there for the 8th

[Bossanova]

Is a pulled hammy too much to ask for?

[Kevin]

It pretty much started last night when you guys had to deal with not having him. Even if he is a great starter, you wonder how many more games you might lose cause he isnt back there for the 8th

Kyle Farnsworth is awesome fool!

[Kevin]

Hey dipshit.. CATCH THE BALL!

[TheGameHHH]

lead off walks, its crazy how they always hurt you

[Kevin]

Is a pulled hammy too much to ask for?

Who is he, Pedro Martinez?

[TheGameHHH]

Hey dipshit.. CATCH THE BALL!

Is Jorge back tomorrow or thursday? cause he cant get here soon enough

[Kevin]

lead off walks, its crazy how they always hurt you

Esp when your Catcher cant catch a ball.

[Kevin]

Is Jorge back tomorrow or thursday? cause he cant get here soon enough

Last i heard, tomorrow.

Everytime a young pitcher makes an important start, these dipshits make errors.

[TheGameHHH]

Last i heard, tomorrow.

Everytime a young pitcher makes an important start, these dipshits make errors.

well, balking certainly didnt help him

[joeyballsack]

On the pace he is setting, he is going to pitch about 3 innings in this debut.

[Kevin]

1 inning 70 pitches.

[Snoogans]

why even start a guy if his limit is like 65 pitches, even if he is really solid you are guaranteeing 4 innings for the pen. If he isnt ready to go that long, DONT START HIM

[TheGameHHH]

why even start a guy if his limit is like 65 pitches, even if he is really solid you are guaranteeing 4 innings for the pen. If he isnt ready to go that long, DONT START HIM

i agree with that, if you aren't ready to start a full game then why do it? get your work in down in the minors to build up endurance then go balls to the wall in the majors.

[Bossanova]

i agree with that, if you aren't ready to start a full game then why do it? get your work in down in the minors to build up endurance then go balls to the wall in the majors.

Smart people would say that, but Hank wants him on the mound as a starter ASAP.

[Kevin]

Hey Cashman, how about using some of that 400 mi payroll on guys that can hit with risp.


THANK YOU.

[Snoogans]

Porno stache power right there


Nice work Halladay, hit ARod when he would have ended the inning like always.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Harold Reynolds killed the Yankees today for this, and he brought up an interesting fact:

In games that Joba has appeared in since last year, the Yankees are 32-7.

[TheGameHHH]

Porno stache power right there


Nice work Halladay, hit ARod when he would have ended the inning like always.

THATS HOW YOU GROW A STACHE SON

[Snoogans]

THATS HOW YOU GROW A STACHE SON

DONT STEAL MY BITS....ESPECIALLY THAT ONE THAT I STOLE FROM SOMEONE ELSE

[Tenbatsuzen]

I love McRib

[Snoogans]

YOU SONS OF A BITCH.....those are MY BITS

[Snoogans]

Whoa wait a minute, AT THE WALL????

[Snoogans]

sorry to be in here alot, but i seriously dont get this. You coulda done this with joba from the bullpen

[Kevin]

Seriously, thats it? really??
Did they just give him a reverse relief appearance?

[Kevin]

Stellar day at the plate for Benji. He is making it hard for Jorge to take his job.

[joeyballsack]

Is Joba going to go out to the bullpen to throw some more ?

[TheGameHHH]

Stellar day at the plate for Benji. He is making it hard for Jorge to take his job.

Benji? clearly you mean Yadiair

[Kevin]

Benji? clearly you mean Yadiair

Err, Jose.

They all look alike...


















Molina catchers i mean....

[zildjian361]

Is Joba going to go out to the bullpen to throw some more ?

Joba belongs in the bullpen. he set's up MO great. Farnsworth throw 9o down the middle and let's see how far major league hitters do wit it:wallbash: f**k him.:smoke::drunk:

[Knowledged_one]

Err, Jose.

They all look alike...


















Molina catchers i mean....

Sure they all catch alike dont they

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.nyystadiuminsider.com/Images/Yankee%20Smileys/tubbs2.gif

Worship the GOD OF BDC!

[HBox]

Harold Reynolds killed the Yankees today for this, and he brought up an interesting fact:

In games that Joba has appeared in since last year, the Yankees are 32-7.

What kind of point is that? He was the set up guy. He's generally only going to come into games where they are leading in late innings!

[TheGameHHH]

i love this bullpen, its championship stuff

[Tenbatsuzen]

What kind of point is that? He was the set up guy. He's generally only going to come into games where they are leading in late innings!

I said it was interesting. Didn't say it made his argument. Don't forget, Harold also like white intern trim and Boston Market.

[TheGameHHH]

I said it was interesting. Didn't say it made his argument. Don't forget, Harold also like white intern trim and Boston Market.

i also love those two things, i dont see how that has any bearing on him as a sports prognosticator

[Knowledged_one]

i also love those two things, i dont see how that has any bearing on him as a sports prognosticator

Well he did fail the one year he played for the orioles so it just shows what poor sense he had to sign with the orioles

Mistake 1: Sign with teh Orioles
Mistake 2: Try to nail the white chicks
Mistake 3: Getting caught trying to nail the white chicks
Mistake 4: Pointing out the obvious while ignoring how mediocre Robinson Cano really is

[HBox]

Where is Harold Reynolds working anyway?

[Knowledged_one]

Where is Harold Reynolds working anyway?

I believe fox where all of the female interns look like Sean Hannity in a wig

[Snoogans]

Where is Harold Reynolds working anyway?

BET

[Tenbatsuzen]

Where is Harold Reynolds working anyway?

MLB.com and SNY.

He also got a pretty hefty settlement from ESPN. The defense was that he shouldn't have lost his job because other people harrassed much worse than he did and they got "rehab". He got booted.

[TheGameHHH]

MLB.com and SNY.

He also got a pretty hefty settlement from ESPN. The defense was that he shouldn't have lost his job because other people harrassed much worse than he did and they got "rehab". He got booted.

whats "rehab"? and i dont think the defense of, "but he did it too, and his was worse" should hold a lot of water in court. but apparently its enough to get a nice settlement.

[Tenbatsuzen]

whats "rehab"? and i dont think the defense of, "but he did it too, and his was worse" should hold a lot of water in court. but apparently its enough to get a nice settlement.

Another ESPN anchor sexually harrassed someone and the victim got a settlement, and the anchor's punishment was counseling and a suspension.

Reynold's incident of "harrassment" was a lot less invasive and he got the boot. That was his argument.

[Knowledged_one]

Well in any case i think its clear that the blame falls on Joe Torre for his harrasment

[Tenbatsuzen]

I'm gonna go smoke some pot.

[Snoogans]

I'm gonna go smoke some pot.

I would never say pot, im not 56 years old. And thats not a bit

[Tenbatsuzen]

I would never say pot, im not 56 years old. And thats not a bit

fucking egg discs.

[Snoogans]

fucking egg discs.

indeed

[Kevin]

Sure they all catch alike dont they

err. Yea... All of them....

[Tenbatsuzen]

indeed

brb, gonna post as a QB without a ring

[Snoogans]

brb, gonna post as a QB without a ring

Chad Pennington?

[TheGameHHH]

congratulations to derek jeter, other than that im completely disgusted with this team right now

[JPMNICK]

congratulations to derek jeter, other than that im completely disgusted with this team right now

at least they get a lot of hits per game, not that it translates to wins or runs or anything

[TheGameHHH]

at least they get a lot of hits per game, not that it translates to wins or runs or anything

why would it? thats just crazy talk

[JPMNICK]

why would it? thats just crazy talk

lets keep those averages up and runs scored down

[Knowledged_one]

congratulations to derek jeter, other than that im completely disgusted with this team right now

A guy who does it with class thats for sure

And Arod sure does look good watching called strike 3's

[Kevin]

A guy who does it with class thats for sure

And Arod sure does look good watching called strike 3's

You just wait until, 2017, during his contract year, he will make you eat those words.

[TheGameHHH]

A guy who does it with class thats for sure

And Arod sure does look good watching called strike 3's

he looks almost as good as carlos beltran (i would bust on the O's but they haven't made the playoffs since 'Nam)

[Kevin]

he looks almost as good as carlos beltran (i would bust on the O's but they haven't made the playoffs since 'Nam)

I dont know why but the Nam joke made me laugh.

[TheGameHHH]

I dont know why but the Nam joke made me laugh.

cause i'm hilarious..........just like tracy morgan

[Snoogans]

cause i'm hilarious..........just like tracy morgan

Just like your bullpen

[TheMojoPin]

I can't believe nobody in NY thought Kyle Farnsworth and Latroy Hawkins anchoring a bullpen would be a bad idea. If only they could have witnessed the folly elsewhere and avoided it...

[Kevin]

I can't believe nobody in NY thought Kyle Farnsworth and Latroy Hawkins anchoring a bullpen would be a bad idea. If only they could have witnessed the folly elsewhere and avoided it...

Cashman know about pitching....


BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Doctor Z]

Sometimes I hate being right.

[spoon]

JOBA, JOBA!

Now that's an ACE baby!

God I love the bullpen too. Can't wait until we bang up moose early and get to the pen in the 5th! Can you say emergency use of a starter by the end of the series!

And who were those guys on the mound following Joba....oh, you didn't have enough money to go buy a fucking bullpen did you? What's that, you spent it on Hawkins and Farnsworth!? In the immortal words of Mojo before the season, "Good luck with that."

:flush: :thumbup:

[BoondockSaint]

Are we going to get those fascinating Harlan interviews every start?

[A.J.]

congratulations to derek jeter, other than that im completely disgusted with this team right now

A guy who does it with class thats for sure

Indeed. That's a pretty huge milestone for Jeter.

[JPMNICK]

Indeed. That's a pretty huge milestone for Jeter.

yea it was, and he did not even reconize the cheers due to the 6 run deficit they were in at the time.

[Snoogans]

JOBA, JOBA!

Now that's an ACE baby!

God I love the bullpen too. Can't wait until we bang up moose early and get to the pen in the 5th! Can you say emergency use of a starter by the end of the series!

And who were those guys on the mound following Joba....oh, you didn't have enough money to go buy a fucking bullpen did you? What's that, you spent it on Hawkins and Farnsworth!? In the immortal words of Mojo before the season, "Good luck with that."

:flush: :thumbup:

come on, spoon. We all know Hawkins was only a 1 year deal, so even though everyone knew he sucked, you had to sign him. Couldn't not do it

[Knowledged_one]

come on, spoon. We all know Hawkins was only a 1 year deal, so even though everyone knew he sucked, you had to sign him. Couldn't not do it

Yeah its like spending 16 million on Andy Pettite i mean its just one year what could it hurt

[Knowledged_one]

I think we may have driven BDC off of the site, now teh comedy is gone

[Snoogans]

he'll get over it. He did the first time he "left" when he posted a picture of a dead blue jay, then spoon posted a picture of a dead bulldog, and he flipped out and acted like spoon is the worst most heartless person ever. It was fuckin hilarious

[Knowledged_one]

Sweet, the season is still young and i need that comedy till football starts

[PhishermanEto]

Ok, does anyone else think it's silly for the announcers to be talking about Jeter as if he's the same type of player as Ruth or Mantle just because he is between them in career hits as a Yankee?
Don't get me wrong he's great, but he could never be as exciting as those two being primarily a singles hitter.

[Knowledged_one]

Ok, does anyone else think it's silly for the announcers to be talking about Jeter as if he's the same type of player as Ruth or Mantle just because he is between them in career hits as a Yankee?
Don't get me wrong he's great, but he could never be as exciting as those two being primarily a singles hitter.

Well that depends what does the great and wise sage Peter Abraham blogger with a million hits a day have to say on the subject

That man is the gospel

[Snoogans]

Well that depends what does the great and wise sage Peter Abraham blogger with a million hits a day have to say on the subject

That man is the gospel

Im pretty sure I saw him write that Jeter was garbage

[Knowledged_one]

Im pretty sure I saw him write that Jeter was garbage

There you have it straight from teh interwebz Jeter=garbage

[Kevin]

You know BDC is lurking and shaking fists at all of you.

[Knowledged_one]

I read PA's blog and i believe he said that he inseminates horses for racing as well

[Snoogans]

You know BDC is lurking and shaking fists at all of you.

You saw wrong. He was shaking his fist to soften the dough so itll rise better

[PhishermanEto]

I read PA's blog and i believe he said that he inseminates horses for racing as well

HAHAHAHAHAHA:lol:

[TheGameHHH]

Ok, does anyone else think it's silly for the announcers to be talking about Jeter as if he's the same type of player as Ruth or Mantle just because he is between them in career hits as a Yankee?
Don't get me wrong he's great, but he could never be as exciting as those two being primarily a singles hitter.

im listening to the same broadcast as you are and i certainly didnt hear them imply that Jeter was the same type of player as Ruth or Mantle. but you should keep stretching for stuff, something will stick eventually

[Snoogans]

im listening to the same broadcast as you are and i certainly didnt hear them imply that Jeter was the same type of player as Ruth or Mantle. but you should keep stretching for stuff, something will stick eventually

Ok again, before you go try to jump on people, how do you know. You are aware games are on TV and the Radio, and so there is more then one set of announcers. Also, its possible you just missed it. Ive had on the entire hockey game so far and couldnt tell you 90% of the shit the announcers said.

I love how you are just tryin to nail someone being wrong, when he wasnt even tryin to start shit, just making an observation.

And also, maybe not tonight, but I HAVE heard yankee announcers put Jeter up there as "a top 3 all time yankee", and you know Kay and Sterling are constantly saying nonsense.

[PhishermanEto]

im listening to the same broadcast as you are and i certainly didnt hear them imply that Jeter was the same type of player as Ruth or Mantle. but you should keep stretching for stuff, something will stick eventually

they definitely did. Al and Michael were both saying 30 years from now they'll be talking about watching Jeter the way people talked about seeing Ruth or Mantle.

[TheGameHHH]

Ok again, before you go try to jump on people, how do you know. You are aware games are on TV and the Radio, and so there is more then one set of announcers. Also, its possible you just missed it. Ive had on the entire hockey game so far and couldnt tell you 90% of the shit the announcers said.

I love how you are just tryin to nail someone being wrong, when he wasnt even tryin to start shit, just making an observation.

And also, maybe not tonight, but I HAVE heard yankee announcers put Jeter up there as "a top 3 all time yankee", and you know Kay and Sterling are constantly saying nonsense.

im not jumping on anyone, why do you always think i am? the observation was wrong, thats all. if he's listening to the radio then yes, im wrong. because god knows what sterling might have said. but listening to kay and leiter all they were doing was saying how incredible it was. not once did anything come out of their mouths that could have even closely resembled the fact that they were implying jeter was the same type of player as mantle or ruth.

[TheGameHHH]

they definitely did. Al and Michael were both saying 30 years from now they'll be talking about watching Jeter the way people talked about seeing Ruth or Mantle.

they will, that doesnt imply he's the same type of player.

[Snoogans]

im not jumping on anyone, why do you always think i am? the observation was wrong, thats all. if he's listening to the radio then yes, im wrong. because god knows what sterling might have said. but listening to kay and leiter all they were doing was saying how incredible it was. not once did anything come out of their mouths that could have even closely resembled the fact that they were implying jeter was the same type of player as mantle or ruth.

I assume you jumped on him because of the smarmy way you said but keep stretching maybe something will still. Which was you sayin people are now just reaching for shit on the yankees. Regardless of whether it was or not, it REALLY came off dick the way you said that. Thats the only reason I even responded.

[Snoogans]

they will, that doesnt imply he's the same type of player.

NO THEY WONT

AHAHAHAHA. Sorry, and this is pure opinion, im not gonna act like you are wrong. But I really cant see people looking back on Jeter anywhere NEAR the way they look back at Ruth or Mantle. Jeter is a very good player but I wouldnt even consider him an all time great of baseball.

[Kevin]

they definitely did. Al and Michael were both saying 30 years from now they'll be talking about watching Jeter the way people talked about seeing Ruth or Mantle.

Thats crazy talk.

People will be talking about the 50 top prospects BDC has blogs on. Fuck Ruth and Mantle.

[PhishermanEto]

Thats crazy talk.

People will be talking about the 50 top prospects BDC has blogs on. Fuck Ruth and Mantle.

Noob or not, i love the Bulldog bashing :lol::lol::lol:

[BoondockSaint]

So the new stadium will be The House that Jeter built?

[Snoogans]

So the new stadium will be The House that Jeter built?

I prefer to think of it as the House that Hank ruined

[TheGameHHH]

nice win tonight.......maybe, and i know it seems unlikely, they can actually build on this win and develop some kind of momentum.

[BoondockSaint]

See, all you panicky Petes? Farnsworth is just as dominant as Joba in the 8th.

[Kevin]

See, all you panicky Petes? Farnsworth is just as dominant as Joba in the 8th.

I have been saying this all along, sir!

[Knowledged_one]

Where is Mojo to update us on the record they need to be 10 games over this span of games they are playing

[BoondockSaint]

Kyle Farnsworth is awesome fool!

I have been saying this all along, sir!

It's true! Kevin >Peter Abraham.

[Kevin]

It's true! Kevin >Peter Abraham.

See!

[BoondockSaint]

See!

Fo' shizzle, as Michael Kay would say.

[TheMojoPin]

Where is Mojo to update us on the record they need to be 10 games over this span of games they are playing

20 games between now and the 27th. They need to go 16-4 to be at least 10 over .500 by that date as the million hit blog said was very possible.

[Kevin]

20 games between now and the 27th. They need to go 16-4 to be at least 10 over .500 by that date as the million hit blog said was very possible.

9-2 9-2....


WE WILL GO 18-4!!!!!


HOWS THAT!

[TheMojoPin]

Holy shit, that Fukudome avatar is hysterical!

You Armenian genius.

[Snoogans]

Holy shit, that Fukudome avatar is hysterical!

You Armenian genius.

Albanian hack is more like it

[Kevin]

Holy shit, that Fukudome avatar is hysterical!

You Armenian genius.

Albanian hack is more like it

I think id rather be an Albanian hack than an Armenian genius.

[spoon]

Noob or not, i love the Bulldog bashing :lol::lol::lol:

Well then, it looks like we'll certainly get along. I would have to rank as a top BDC basher to say the least. Hell, he quit the board once bc of me, and came close a second time. Now if only I could get his bakery shut down for health violations.....I'm sure he breeds those awful fleabags in the closet there too. Bulldoghair crumb cake anyone!?

[Snoogans]

Well then, it looks like we'll certainly get along. I would have to rank as a top BDC basher to say the least. Hell, he quit the board once bc of me, and came close a second time. Now if only I could get his bakery shut down for health violations.....I'm sure he breeds those awful fleabags in the closet there too. Bulldoghair crump cake anyone!?

Dont act like that idea was all yours

[spoon]

You're gay.

[spoon]

Well then, it looks like we'll certainly get along. I would have to rank as a top BDC basher to say the least. Hell, he quit the board once bc of me, and came close a second time. Now if only I could get his bakery shut down for health violations.....I'm sure he breeds those awful fleabags in the closet there too. Bulldoghair crumb cake anyone!? 1

Sorry I forgot to add the footnotes.

#1 - Taken from conversation with Shaun "Snoogan" McClarty originally on 06/01/08 while on car phone in Edison, NJ. Shaun was at a Chelsea Albanian Bath House with Kevin and Marc at the time.

[Snoogans]

Sorry I forgot to add the footnotes.

#1 - Taken from conversation with Shaun "Snoogan" McClarty originally on 06/01/08 while on car phone in Edison, NJ. Shaun was at a Chelsea Albanian Bath House with Kevin and Marc at the time.

Kevin wasnt there you fuckin liar

[spoon]

Only bc he's too poor and busy working on his Lord of the Rings meets Dogma script for an imaginary publisher.

[Snoogans]

Only bc he's too poor and busy working on his Lord of the Rings meets Dogma script for an imaginary publisher.

Trillogy

[spoon]

That and I heard half his family was arrested last night, or shot, in connection with that Albanian who had his ex-girlfriend's face slashed. Dirty Eurotrash!

[Kevin]

That and I heard half his family was arrested last night, or shot, in connection with that Albanian who had his ex-girlfriend's face slashed. Dirty Eurotrash!

HAHAHAHAHA!

A German talking about being dirty..






BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thats like BDC calling someone stupid.

[spoon]

Seventh generation USA bitch!

[Kevin]

Fifth generation USA bitch!

I wonder what generation Italian BDC is.

[spoon]

Hi BDC :bye:

WWPAD?



What would Pete Abrahms Do?

[Kevin]

Hi BDC :bye:

WWPAD?



What would Pete Abrahms Do?

Abraham fool!!!

Get the God of blogs name right!!!!

[spoon]

Abraham fool!!!

Get the God of blogs name right!!!!

WRONG! I shouldn't even respond to the likes of you trolls just trying to kill my posts, but I read on another blog that Abrahms is his true name and I believe it bc I know what I don't and it gets 17 hits a week.

I can't believe the mods don't do something to stop you from trolling my posts!

[Snoogans]

WRONG! I shouldn't even respond to the likes of you trolls just trying to kill my posts, but I read on another blog that Abrahms is his true name and I believe it bc I know what I don't and it gets 17 hits a week.

I can't believe the mods don't do something to stop you from trolling my posts!

you are all wrong and stupid and it says so right here (www.youareallwrongandstupid.com)

[spoon]

you are all wrong and stupid and it says so right here (www.youareallwrongandstupid.com)

But snoogans, how do you do things!?

[spoon]

I read here that BDC likes (Steve_from_Bayside_is_a_wookie.com) to get groomed at the same place with his dogs.

[Snoogans]

This was on OnA but the video is what makes it good. And since we already shit on this thread, why not here. Plus Jeter would be into this kinda attitude:

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[Freitag]

What would Pete Abrahms Do?

...eat a lot of food and blog about Springsteen?

[Freitag]

Look, I'm a little guilty of the BDC bashing (his insinuation that Joba wouldn't be starting for another month was a bit much) but enough's enough. He stopped posting in the thread. Let it go, and let's discuss the Yankees.



Knock it off.

[Kevin]

Nice start by Jorge.

[Kevin]

Arod clutch as always.

Even the Rbi he got was a shallow fly that Jeter woulda been out if the catcher hangs on.

[BoondockSaint]

Starvin'. Earl, we got any awful chain pizza back there?

[Kevin]

Starvin'. Earl, we got any awful chain pizza back there?

fresh out

[Kevin]

Anyone who eats at a chain Pizza place the Northeast and Chicago, needs to be put down.

[BoondockSaint]

No, that pizza must be great since they almost missed a home run for it.

[Kevin]

No, that pizza must be great since they almost missed a home run for it.

Its wheat pizza dammit!

[BoondockSaint]

Its wheat pizza dammit!

Eat the fucking jalapeño Al!

[Kevin]

Eat the fucking jalapeño Al!

A real man like Girardi would.

[Kevin]

The melk man dropped the milk.



WTF WAS THAT?

[Kevin]

BDC's "ACE" has put in another stellar performance.

[Knowledged_one]

BDC's "ACE" has put in another stellar performance.

and hes even pitching at home

[BoondockSaint]

A real man like Girardi would.

Girardi uses hot sauce to jerk off.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

was hoping for a Wang Win and a Mo Save for My Fantasy Team


this is what I get for thinking the Yanks can help me

[Kevin]

Terrible job by Girardi there. You KNOW Cano can't bunt.

Terrible.

[BoondockSaint]

Terrible job by Girardi there. You KNOW Cano can't bunt.

Terrible.

Torre would have given him the home run sign and Larry Bowa would have kicked his ass if he only hit a triple.

[JPMNICK]

Torre would have given him the home run sign and Larry Bowa would have kicked his ass if he only hit a triple.

hahaa that made me laugh out loud at work thinking of larry bowa yelling at him

[Kevin]

Torre would have given him the home run sign and Larry Bowa would have kicked his ass if he only hit a triple.

Exactly!

[Kevin]

Nice pick by the Yanks here. He was projected as a top 10 player.

Ultimate Role: No. 1-2 starter

Summary: (Watch scouting video) Cole is a strongly built right-handed pitcher with the best arm among prep players in this draft. His fastball is electric, with a four-seamer at 96-97 mph and a two-seamer with good tail at 93-95 mph. His arm is loose and unbelievably quick. His delivery isn't smooth, however: His arm action is long and he gets his elbow up a little too high in the back. His breaking ball is a sharp curve with slider-like tilt, but it's inconsistent and he doesn't use it that often in games, pitching mostly off his fastball. Cole also has a changeup with good fading action that he tries to guide out of his hand. Makeup concerns surfaced after he chose Scott Boras as his advisor, but weren't a factor prior to last autumn. Stuff this good wouldn't get out of the top 10 picks if Cole was signable for slot, but the Boras connection and Cole's commitment to UCLA will see him fall to a team willing to pay top dollar for a top arm

[Kevin]

PORNO MUSTACHE!!!!




That was a great win.

[Doctor Z]

Well, if it isn't THE GGGGGIIIIIAMBINOO!!!!!

[TheGameHHH]

I wanna hear spoon's excuse as to why the Gays lost the series.......was it the injuries he always blames losses on? was it bad umpiring? the wrong time of day? was the infield grass not cut properly? the seams on the baseballs were not wound tight enough? the maple bats didn't have enough pop in them? whatever it is, i know the excuse will be thrilling. where are ya spoon?

[BoondockSaint]

I wanna hear spoon's excuse as to why the Gays lost the series.......was it the injuries he always blames losses on? was it bad umpiring? the wrong time of day? was the infield grass not cut properly? the seams on the baseballs were not wound tight enough? the maple bats didn't have enough pop in them? whatever it is, i know the excuse will be thrilling. where are ya spoon?

It was obviously the $200mil payroll.

[TheGameHHH]

It was obviously the $200mil payroll.

how the hell did i forget the most obvious excuse of all?

[BoondockSaint]

how the hell did i forget the most obvious excuse of all?

You were busy joyriding on Harlan's rascal.

[JPMNICK]

as much as farnsworth tried today, he could not throw this game for them. i am sure he is going to owe a bookie a lot of money for them winning today

i can not wait to see this replay tonight

[TheMojoPin]

That's a pretty impressive come from behind win. Will it be the momentum starter to end up 10 above .500 by June 27th?